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Albrecht Schoenheisser. Former KSK operator and current military contractor. Current American citizen. Joel Embiid supremacist. Pragmatist.

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Joined June 2022
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I'm still standing next to the Larry Holmes statue in Scott Park at 130 Larry Holmes Drive Easton PA 18042. If you want to say something to my face make sure you bring a pair of water wings the statue is next to the river and you might go for a swim.
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@grindfacetv @BomptonMadeMeDo I feel bad for anyone that tries this on me as I open carry a Panzerschreck.
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@TallBart You could never make these fast enough to satiate my desire to watch/listen to them.
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@Ape_of_Verity @shelly2161 @JoeCervantez99 @LifeNewsToo No, genocide is when you swallow a load of cum containing millions of little baby sperm cells. You are the pot calling the kettle black. By the way, you have something dribbling down your chin....
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@rickyberwick You look weird without facial hair so I fixed it.
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@thedataroom It's a fucking movie dude lol
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@shashj So all John Connor really needed to defeat skynet was some cardboard boxes?
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@thechosenberg Hot take: some people find personalities more important than faces 🤷🏿‍♂️
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@weedhitter I'll bet you an F35a you're wrong
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@TheNotoriousMMA I wore the same Conor McGregor shirt every single day during my final six months in Afghanistan. I also referred to every single combatant as Khabib. Can't wait to see you back in the octagon champ.
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@grindfacetv Good policing would have tried to deescalate the situation, not escalate it. That's a problem with policing in america. They are always looking to escalate the situation instead of de-escalate the situation.
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@NickAdamsinUSA Jalen hurts can squat 600 lb. You squat to pee.
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@jakezward I hope this company that you stole half a million per month from doesn't have any mafia connections. You know considering you tweeted this with a big old picture of your beautiful face and your name right next to it. 🤷🏿‍♂️
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@Ecnerwal23 You left out the part where the crowd turned and gave him a standing ovation after he ripped them.
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@thechosenberg High quality cocaine will get you anything in this world.
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@ambersarcone I hope they have a good time in the city and I hope everyone treats them well. Genuinely.
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@stylebender Please stop abusing animals.
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@LesBowen That's a low blow Les, are you sure they aren't just trying to find 11,780 tickets?
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@weedhitter I like the idea of having 15 years to plan the heist of an f-35a 🤷🏿‍♂️
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@Iam_SyedIrfan @Dexerto I'd give that man 10
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@Anonymous_56_Aa It's video game footage. Israel doesn't even have those types of helicopters lol
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@wapplehouse @sixfeetofficial @metalinjection @metalinjection why did you block a fan over a McChicken sandwich?
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@NBCPhiladelphia He won't be stealing any cars anytime soon, will he?
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@ObscureCarter @koreanjewcrypto @MichaelBensonn Your guy got KO'd by a jab. Are you really trying to claim that this was not a low blow?
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@pallee12 @williamlegate Hi, I'm one of the bankers mentioned in this tweet. We absolutely have been in discussions regarding this matter. We are very concerned about our investment and we are considering finding a new CEO. Just thought I would clarify that for you.
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@mccrystal_alex Isn't life beautiful?
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@ZachAlanPhoto @Black90Prupayne You would know the answer to that if you elected to read a book about it. The United States set Japan up for several weeks by flying small bombing sorties over japan. When the planes with nukes showed up it seemed like just another small bombing sortie.
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@jmverlin @brettmk33 @BrianRiccard33 Ftfy
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@pallee12 @williamlegate Why are you posting selfies in the comments?
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@itsRonnieLeeyo @ryanquigz He speared a guy in the nuts with his stick, that's pretty damn personal.
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@thareaIjuicyk @SaycheeseDGTL You got more rolls than a dinner table at an Italian restaurant, I'd still hit it though, who am I kidding 🤷🏿‍♂️
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@1Henry116 I don't think you follow basketball if you think this was a bad trade. Your tweet smells like casual if I'm being honest. 🤷🏿‍♂️
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@TallBart Great punch line, but the setup took forever.
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@PAYDAYGame Hello. Third grade reading level here, looking for a job.
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@JoshReynolds24 That was a horrible no call. The NBA is going to issue a correction immediately after the game on that one.
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@TomiLahren Good luck finding workers for those farms in the south. Does that mean red States will stop begging the federal government for money? I hope so because I live in a state that contributes more than it receives and I could use the tax break.
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@The_dewon @JoelEmbiid @NBA Jokic can't get his team past the second round. The one time that the Nuggets did get past the second round it was in the bubble and it was because Jamal was going off for 50 points a game.
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@hype_phinest Hurts had more playoff victories in one season than Dak Prescott has had in his entire career. Cope.
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@MikeTroy81 James Brown probably had the tightest band that has ever toured the United States of America.
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@josalynn_silva @vinhlegacy @flvckojamie You're*
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@WayToo6ixy @D0z_M4n_D4rk Yes, Joker made it to the WCF riding on the back of Jamal Murray and since then he has done what?
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@DannyGavita @MichaelBensonn Danny, the longer you stare at Usyk's balls the more they stare back. This was an obvious low blow. If only the British invested as much time in dentistry as they do in mental gymnastics. 🤷🏿‍♂️
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@jhawk4life @emperoreaganite @BasedMikeLee @reaganbush84fan Imagine paying $8 for a blue check mark and calling someone else a clown LOL #BlockTheBlueChecks
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@BoneKnightmare I doubt that she'll do that again.
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@Devan_Kaney His name is Alan horowitz. He grew up in a dirt poor Jewish Family and founded affordable campus housing back in the 1950s. He is probably one of Philadelphia's greatest success stories and by all accounts a class person that has given back to Philadelphia many times.
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@TheFirstPhillie So nice that they invited a homeless man over for dinner
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@C9MSK8 @BenjaminPDixon @MattWalshBlog Damn bro that comment was so shameful even your hairline is running away. 🤷🏿‍♂️
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@HPNnetwork That's not a civilian vehicle. You can tell just by looking at it. Black license plate. Sagging rear end. Second car trailing them and recording video. Hamas is the only group that has fuel in Gaza. That was a car bomb. 🤷🏿‍♂️
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@MarcLobliner Marc, would you care to explain why your name appears on the flight logs to Jeffrey Epstein's Private Island 11 times?
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@stanzipotenza No one is using it to 'justify' ethnic cleansing. It's a legitimate question: why support people that would literally kill you if they could? I don't support anyone, I think they all suck as it's undeniable that both sides are targeting civilians. 🤷🏿‍♂️
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@weedhitter And if you are correct I should be able to acquire an f-35a very easily. If not, they currently go for about 80 million, but I think that price will probably come down 15 years from now.
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@richard_normal Making fun of people who get cosmetic surgery is low hanging fruit. I would rather make fun of the person that spent 10 years & several hundred thousand dollars learning how to make dude's legs longer or girls tits bigger so they could profit off of the insecurity of others. 🤷🏿‍♂️
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@PHLSixersNation The Atlanta Hawks took them to six games, anything is possible.
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@someindividuals @The_Real_Fly "Turkey is learning the hard way that you can't play on both sides of the fence." I fixed that statement for you.
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@TallBart How do you know Skyfall didn't get it from him?
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@mccrystal_alex Yea but the audio is ass
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@unormal Pyrex is different than PYREX. PYREX licensed out the lowercase name Pyrex for products to be sold in NA which is why the quality of Pyrex is shit compared to yesterday's PYREX.
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@dante_eats I will watch Monty Python and the holy Grail for 48 hours straight for half that sum of money.
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@chrisoIIey I went to the Eagles Super Bowl Parade in 2017 and saw feet poking out from a traffic Barrel in the middle of the parkway that someone was hiding inside of so they could pee into a jar.
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@RinRinYikes @halomancer1 Tough to DM you when you've been blocked
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@MMAGURUU Bro you're in a wheelchair you don't stand for anything
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@rb89rb @bigplay24slay When you get in a car do you drive through intersections and pray that nobody else is doing it at the same time you are? Or do you create some rules in order to avoid a collision at that intersection? There are actual solutions to these problems and it isn't prayer.
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@Rozell6James @paleofuture Just because YOU like having large fleshy objects FORCED down your throat doesn't mean we do too, pussy.
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@maddyxf @InternetH0F So hot that you have to use a cartoon as your avatar. 😂🤣
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@pallee12 @williamlegate He blocked me 🤷🏿‍♂️
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@HoodieBev Well you see, Doc Rivers was coaching so PJ Tucker was the least of our concerns 🤷🏿‍♂️
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@aa5k_idk @SStricklandMMA That's bold of you to assume Sean has a brain with which to suffer from CTE
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@TallBart I am positive with 100% certainty that I could accomplish that, however I don't want to encourage him.
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@JoeGiglioSports You also wanted to trade Bryce Harper which disqualifies you from discussion on Joel embiid.
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The Phillies should offer Bryce Harper back to the Nationals to get themselves in the Juan Soto sweepstakes.
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@PHLEaglesNation @TMZ Innocent until proven guilty. I'm not surprised to see a Twitter mob with their torches and pitchforks. When did the district attorney know about the alleged rape and how long did it take him to indict Sills? These are valid questions that none of you are asking.
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@Detuity_com I put one on my dick so it would stop getting scraped up dragging on the floor
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@PresidentEmbiid Joel is the greatest basketball player we will ever see in our lifetimes and we don't even deserve him.
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@TallBart @AdamWickham8 Wow, I guess he fell on hard times after that Dominion lawsuit, I hope he's in the next episode.
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@grindfacetv @BomptonMadeMeDo Wow this really blew up. If anyone has any friends or family that are being held hostage please reach out to my defense contracting firm. Schoenheisser defense Corporation. Unfortunately the website is down because it's under a constant attack by the Iranian Republican guard. 🤷🏿‍♂️
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@EaglesStrictly He received constructive criticism from one of the greatest linebackers in Eagles history and his response was to take a swipe at him. I love slay, but he was absolutely 100% wrong in that tweet.
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@AidanLaPorta69 No. Why are you people getting a hard-on for Marcus Smart? I don't want to give 20 million to a guy that doesn't even average 20 a game. I don't care about his defense, I have Pat Bev and Jaden Springer to play defense on the perimeter.
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@stutteringjohnm Hey, your kid just started a live feed on Instagram and wants you to stop tweeting. I feel bad for the kids. 🤷🏿‍♂️
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@TRAPHAGRID @Underdog__NBA Hey dick head, Joker averages 33.9 minutes a game while JoJo averages 34.7 minutes per game while playing both sides of the floor. Kindly go fuck yourself.
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Once you 've seen hundreds of gun fights and dead bodies, the only thing that can compare is hardcore man on man BDSM porn. There's something about two guys duking it out with their bayonets that brings me back to the Korengal valley. It's life or death out there folks.
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1 year
@DreamLeaf5 Is this a real question? I would never only have 2 bullets. I arm the women with household items and station them throughout the house in pairs. I need more information on the hostile forces. Is it a siege? Assault? I still don't understand the 2 bullets. Do i have grenades?
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🇦🇶Albrecht Schoenheisser🇦🇶
@ALSchoenheisser
1 year
@RipSlumpy Because it was the regular season and the Sixers got bounced in the second round again. 🤷🏿‍♂️
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🇦🇶Albrecht Schoenheisser🇦🇶
@ALSchoenheisser
1 year
@mccrystal_alex Damn we just found out today he lives with Brandon Marsh and now we find out they are getting married? ...crazy
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🇦🇶Albrecht Schoenheisser🇦🇶
@ALSchoenheisser
1 year
@DanaWhiteRoids Dricus win via enslavement. Izzy spends the next 5 years working in the diamond mines of South Africa. I hope this doesn't happen, but a very reputable psychic told me this is how it would go down.
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🇦🇶Albrecht Schoenheisser🇦🇶
@ALSchoenheisser
1 year
@EliotShorrParks So basically the opposite of what you have been claiming for the past month. Good to know, thanks Eliot.
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🇦🇶Albrecht Schoenheisser🇦🇶
@ALSchoenheisser
1 year
@leddiei @stylebender 🐕🍑
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🇦🇶Albrecht Schoenheisser🇦🇶
@ALSchoenheisser
2 years
@paramountplus If teen wolf doesn't play basketball I'm not interested.
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🇦🇶Albrecht Schoenheisser🇦🇶
@ALSchoenheisser
2 years
@superfluousdude @onguardforthee_ @mtaibbi Four email exchanges per month with one of the largest social media apps is dwarfed by the amount of communication that exists between Facebook / meta and law enforcement. This is definitely a nothing burger.
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🇦🇶Albrecht Schoenheisser🇦🇶
@ALSchoenheisser
1 year
@grindfacetv No mention of the fact that he is driving a right hand drive car while everyone else is driving a left hand drive car?
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🇦🇶Albrecht Schoenheisser🇦🇶
@ALSchoenheisser
1 year
@galt_the @Tendar Learn how to spell 'losing,' loser.
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🇦🇶Albrecht Schoenheisser🇦🇶
@ALSchoenheisser
2 years
@JohnFetterman When I told Dr Oz I served more than a decade in Afghanistan and Iraq he asked how often my wife cheated on me while I was deployed. I am not married.
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🇦🇶Albrecht Schoenheisser🇦🇶
@ALSchoenheisser
1 year
@kensiebb @crazyclips_ There's literally billions of hours of pornography on the Internet available for free. You aren't doing anything that could be considered even remotely Special by anyone other than yourself. 🤷🏿‍♂️
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🇦🇶Albrecht Schoenheisser🇦🇶
@ALSchoenheisser
10 months
@turnedchristian Get off twitter and go serve your husband.
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🇦🇶Albrecht Schoenheisser🇦🇶
@ALSchoenheisser
2 years
@JoshShapiroPA I also voted for a governor that would hold drug companies accountable and yet here you are striking deals with them so that they avoid jail time and they only have to pay small fines that pale in comparison to the profits they reaped from the misery of addiction.
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🇦🇶Albrecht Schoenheisser🇦🇶
@ALSchoenheisser
2 years
@njtreker @FightHaven The child's head came close to hitting the ground, but did not, which tells me the man should have pushed him harder.
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🇦🇶Albrecht Schoenheisser🇦🇶
@ALSchoenheisser
1 year
@nut_history That is a top three baseball movie for me. I love a good tragedy.
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🇦🇶Albrecht Schoenheisser🇦🇶
@ALSchoenheisser
1 year
@MissPavIichenko The KKK world headquarters are in Phoenix Arizona 🤷🏿‍♂️
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🇦🇶Albrecht Schoenheisser🇦🇶
@ALSchoenheisser
2 years
@BennettRobins17 @wojespn That's rich coming from a Boston fan. Pats recording walk throughs, deflating footballs, 6 PED suspensions since 2007, misusing the IR in 2013, headsets in 2015, but you call Philly 'low depth cheaters' 🧐
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🇦🇶Albrecht Schoenheisser🇦🇶
@ALSchoenheisser
2 years
Today is a great day! I joined twitter and the investigation into my alleged war crimes in Syria, Iraq and Afghanistan has concluded without charges.
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