Annaliese🪩who is 5’1 @AHHHnnaliese Twitter profile

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Annaliese🪩who is 5’1

@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

Any old men wanna venmo me to be mean to them?

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Annaliese🪩who is 5’1

@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

Yo can I hit your vape? Me with a $2 kazoo: my what?

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

Fucked to Shrek 2 last night. you WISH you were me

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@AHHHnnaliese

2 years

Trying to be like a Jeep doors this summer. Unhinged with my top off

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11 months

I was in charge of dessert

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@AHHHnnaliese

9 months

When I say ‘The hot one from The Bear’ it will never be Jeremy Allen White

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@AHHHnnaliese

10 months

Putting an adderall rim on my Panera lemonade

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

For your viewing pleasure

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

@InternetHippo “Why do you want this job” cause 27 years ago someone busted in my mom and now I gotta wake up at 6am M-F

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@AHHHnnaliese

4 years

Instead of fucking up YET ANOTHER Avatar adaptation, how bout we get these animated? #CancelNetflixATLALiveAction

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Annaliese🪩who is 5’1

@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

For International Womens Day, send this to your crush with ‘could be us’

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

@abbygov Who needs coffee when Twitter can throat punch you before 10am

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

Pussy from a girl who skipped her SSRIs to cum

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@AHHHnnaliese

2 years

suing @duolingo for unnecessary emotional distress

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3 years

@atkerijean

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3 months

@b1gdumb1diott dude same! No one wants to commit to shit anymore

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@AHHHnnaliese

1 year

When will it be my turn

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3 years

AHHHH I quit my job

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

@reyydrew

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@AHHHnnaliese

2 months

Twitter needs more hot men

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 months

@carterhambley preserve their innocence and turn them away first

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@AHHHnnaliese

1 year

I should call him

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Annaliese🪩who is 5’1

@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

Date said he thinks I use humor as coping mechanism, just wait till he sees I stuck google eyes on my pussy

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@AHHHnnaliese

2 months

being Twitter famous is like being Batman, no one at work can know

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

Fuck dick pics send me your hands

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@AHHHnnaliese

1 year

“you won’t be taken seriously as a scientist with fake nails” sir LOOK at my shirt I doubt I’m taken seriously anywhere

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

My kink? Attention

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

The dragon urge to have a donkey baby daddy

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

Everything I’ve learnt about Tom Brady has been against my will

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Annaliese🪩who is 5’1

@AHHHnnaliese

2 years

pics you love of yourself: I’ll start

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Annaliese🪩who is 5’1

@AHHHnnaliese

9 months

@vince_martella Okay I went to that slide and it IS very steep

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

Anyone wanna suck the depression out my titties?

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

Just did my taxes, see you in jail

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

@allisonoconor I made a hinge first date come over to install it 💀💀💀💀

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@AHHHnnaliese

1 year

Causal reminder I’m hot

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@AHHHnnaliese

4 years

On a scale of Sad ocean cow to Happy flower cow how we feelin?

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

Who tryna eat an ungodly amount of crab rangoons with me

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

Oh baby you’re gonna make me Baja Blast 🥵🥵🥵

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@AHHHnnaliese

2 years

is that Cole Sprouse?

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

The urge to steal this mirror

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

I regret learning to read

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

Keep your roses get me a dozen bagels

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

Seeing you have a venmo balance is modern finding cash in old jeans

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 months

Reply guys rejoice, I got dumped

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@AHHHnnaliese

4 years

@saintyemmy @invispectre The Pac-Man one 💀💀💀

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@AHHHnnaliese

1 year

Every man has a deep and rich history with Tony hawk pro skater 2

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

I’ve realized my type is ‘Simps for a kickass woman’

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

Me and who Halloween 2021

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

Avoids COVID for 2 years. Fucks once, UTI

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@AHHHnnaliese

1 year

@abbygov I wouldn’t your policy doesn’t cover it

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Annaliese🪩who is 5’1

@AHHHnnaliese

4 years

Ahhhhh @TheGoldenRatio4 liked a tweet of mine!!!! Please give Venk extra tummy rubs and tell her I love her

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@AHHHnnaliese

2 years

about to do something stupid: Have feelings for a man

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

Other proof that I’m funny

Annaliese🪩who is 5’1

@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

Date said he thinks I use humor as coping mechanism, just wait till he sees I stuck google eyes on my pussy

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@AHHHnnaliese

1 year

girls be like ‘something feels weird’ and it’s secure attachment

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@AHHHnnaliese

1 year

hi to the 7 men so down bad they read my tweets

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@AHHHnnaliese

1 year

okay but would you actually be interested in my OF if I made it?

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@AHHHnnaliese

2 years

1st open mic, crowd is all 40+ men and my whole set is about 2 in 1 Shampoo

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

@Kyle2022 Inflation

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

Y’all not seem to realize I’m also hot

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@AHHHnnaliese

2 years

…….Tweeter???

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

Rooms mess:✅ Depressed: ✅✅ Well dressed:✅✅✅

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Annaliese🪩who is 5’1

@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

Masturbation and mistakes have taught me no one can fuck me as well as I can fuck myself

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@AHHHnnaliese

1 year

do you think they share an oven?

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@AHHHnnaliese

2 years

Look I wanna be friendly, but you have to introduce yourself to me 3-5 times in the wild

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@AHHHnnaliese

11 months

not allowed to bring a dish next year. But we got leftovers

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

My toxic trait is going FERAL for any semi-hot man with a mental illness

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@AHHHnnaliese

2 months

Pocket

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2 months

post a pic where your chest was insane

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

Look I either fuck on the first date or traumatize you enough that you get a good story

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

cuffing season but you’re broke

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post a pic where your body was insane

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

@ZackGrimwood @Baileymoon15 All hours are horny hours Zack

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@AHHHnnaliese

2 years

@cloudeeuhh Amateur (totally kidding that sounds scary)

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@AHHHnnaliese

2 years

❌dick appt: heteronormative, assumes gender ✅bang hang: no sexual assumptions, non gendered

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@AHHHnnaliese

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@AHHHnnaliese

2 years

she’s a 01 but she’s dyslexic

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

Doja Cat said “let him APOLOGIZE then eat it in a Bentley” not ‘let him ghost for 2 weeks then have a mildly tolerable wienering’ 🗣MOVE ON HOMIE🗣

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Annaliese🪩who is 5’1

@AHHHnnaliese

2 years

autistic guys finger well because pussy is the ultimate sensory toy

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@AHHHnnaliese

4 years

@ballerguy

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

Gendered work email: “Hey guys” ❌ Gender neutral email: ”Hey Fuckos”✅

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Annaliese🪩who is 5’1

@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

My next bf

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@AHHHnnaliese

2 months

today I’m the most powerful type of human being: a white woman on her birthday

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@AHHHnnaliese

7 months

Can we get some commotion for the fit?

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

@2Saddington

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

Every book they make you read in high school English is just a white man complaining

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@AHHHnnaliese

6 months

Humble reminder I look like this

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8 months

DATE SOMEONE WHO READS YOUR TWEETS

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@AHHHnnaliese

8 months

Keep your roses get me a dozen bagels

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1 year

@GatorsDaily New meme format

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2 years

Got fired for not understanding social cues….I’m autistic so at least I’ll get that lawsuit money

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

If raccoons DONT want hugs why they stand like this?!?!?

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@AHHHnnaliese

2 years

Hot girl summer -> domesticated gf Fall

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1 year

feeling that plan B kicking in

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@AHHHnnaliese

3 years

Me looking for a bf/gf while living in Boston

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@AHHHnnaliese

1 year

Behind every hot GF is a bf incapable of taking good pictures

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