Talha @90sTalha Twitter profile

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Talha

@90sTalha

9 years

'Most of his laughing was smiling, and when he smiled his teeth were like hailstones and shone like pearls' ﷺ

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2 years

Imagine I gave my boy p to buy me a goose from Canada because they are a bit cheaper there, he was telling me he’s been talking to this girl on insta recently. Why have I opened Instagram to see this?

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2 years

Grealish plays like there’s girls watching we need more players like him on it’s as simple as that

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3 years

was talking to this potential and she said she wants to be a midwife. blocked her, I want a great wife

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8 years

why did we have password for mymaths lol is someone gona hack me and do all my homework

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3 years

me on my wedding night replying to everyones well wishes on twitter

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7 years

Man is named after the exam season

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Cheryl Cole and Liam Payne have settled on a name for their baby boy. Say hello to Bear Payne!

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4 years

I knew the British public was thick when I was in A&E couple weeks back on a Thursday and when it hit 8 the people inside the hospital went to the windows to clap to the air and not a single person said thank you to any of the actual nhs staff inside fgs

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Talha

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3 years

my boy prayed istikhara before going to see this rishta and all the routes to her house are closed due to the flood

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8 years

Lol real talk n the excitement when u wud get selected to take it to the office and u would tour the skl to waste time ahhh the good days

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3 years

can’t marry a Pakistani girl she gona post our pic on the TL and say married my best friend💫mf it was arranged marriage we met 6 weeks ago and I am shy to be alone with you🤦🏽‍♂️

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5 years

Just seen a guy called ‘uk gov’ message her, I don’t know how I will be able to eat any food today

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4 years

I feel every muslim I follow on here is capable of memorising surah mulk. It literally has 30 verses, even if you memorise 1 verse a day you will know it by the end of ramadhan. Imagine knowing a surah which the nabi ﷺ referred to as ‘the saver’, it will save you in the grave.

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4 years

arranged marriage is a long process this girl said no because I didn’t turn back to look at her at the door when leaving

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7 years

You havent lived if you havent cried and gone n looked urself in the mirror and carried on crying LOOOOOOOOOOL

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3 years

she telling me to turn the AC on in my 08 polo I almost had a stroke

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3 years

if my girl mentions nusret london imma assume she’s referring to my aunty in ilford

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4 years

was gona spend 5 bills on a new suit for my boys wedding in may and now he tells me it’s segregated kmt wearing my college uniform now

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5 years

Please boris announce lockdown my girl is trying to take me to this restaurant and one mojito costs £11 there

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7 years

Look at this unemployed pansy, man said 'fallen down on your watch' like sadiq khan was on his night shift guarding the London Bridge

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@90sTalha

8 years

The expiry date on water bottles is for the bottles not the water

Sincerely, Nus.

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8 years

Intelligence is so damn attractive 🙊

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5 years

When you marry Gopi

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7 years

Do you ever become so used to wearing a bracelet or a ring or a watch that when ur not wearing it u feel uncomfortable yh

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8 years

When your sibling is already getting shouted at and you remind your mum of other bad things they have done

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8 years

Imagine ur wife is a roadman everytime u come home from work she puts her arm around ur neck and says what u got for me bigman

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5 years

Judge: anything else? 6ix9ine: you know them asian girls who tell their mum they are going library?

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7 years

I m speechless i m just picking up my little brother from skl n i asked him if he wanted ice cream and man said no theres ice cream at home

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2 years

They called in the bollywood script writers for this World Cup final

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4 years

Everyone’s gangster tills it’s time to choose between lens 1 or lens 2 then it’s can you repeat that please

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4 years

told my boy muslim pro is selling your data and he goes yh I felt my 2gb has been finishing a lot faster recently

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8 years

My friends take slips of me on snapchat and caption it 'dutty gorilla on the loose'

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5 years

mfs won’t touch prawn kuz it’s disliked in their madhab but will touch a non mahram which is haram in all 4 😭

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7 years

having to say 'i m just joking' after every roast

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8 years

Them vape pens produce so much smoke fam mandem moving like thomas the tank engine on road

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5 years

asian boys buy a car on finance and say they cudnt have done it without God, don’t forget Barclays bruh

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9 years

Do u man ever speak half urdu half english fds i was ironing once and my dad was calling me and i said eik minute i am istering

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5 years

Guys think they are peng because they are tall relax bro you are still ugly just a bit further away

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3 years

omg they shuda never let me do a speech at my boys wedding. It was family only and I start saying how he told me about her 2 years ago and I heard couple man choking

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8 years

Is my leg gona change the gears

trying to figure it out

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8 years

marry a guy who holds your hand while he's driving..

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3 years

told her I m watching you she said what ep I said nah look outside your window on the tree

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8 years

Girls always saying 'just want a guy whos on deen with a hint of road😍' , when he robs ur dad after jummah then what

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3 years

My dad. The women in the household sit behind tinted windows. They tested our blood it wasn’t dna it was gheera

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4 years

Salaam, we all gonna be fasting tomorrow with no cheat meals and it’s crazy kuz it reminds me how fast you left after I cheated, anyways u don’t have to reply

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Talha

@90sTalha

9 years

Imagine u die and ur wife gets married to somene else lol i will become alive just to tweet "lol" and die again

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2 years

He ain’t replied to me all day and just posted this on his story? I am gonna be at Heathrow Terminal 4 with a steel chair next week

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Talha

@90sTalha

8 years

Imagine carrying a baby for 9 months to name it 'Bangladeshi immigrant's daughter'

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8 years

Bangladeshi immigrant's daughter from one of London's poorest boroughs wins place at MIT

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Talha

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3 years

Once you accept that every single thing which befalls you is directly what Allah has willed for you, nothing can phase you. Allah allow us to accept what He has willed for us ameen

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@90sTalha

5 years

it went from 12:59 to 2 and it’s crazy kuz it reminds me how you were the 1, anyways you don’t have to reply

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8 years

Cant wait to phone my wife n tell her I m bringing her flowers😍😍then show up with flour and tell her to start flipping them rotis bbygirl

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8 years

*someone disagrees with me* Me: "i can see where you're coming from" Inner me:

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8 years

Man said from somalia via pakistan like say pakistan is a train you can catch after the hammersmith&city

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Ohio attacker’s family came to US from Somalia via Pakistan

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8 years

Apparently for uni students if u buy a macbook u get free Beats with it fam after spending £1k even my dad will give me free beats with it

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2 years

The dua I am going to make for morocco, they are going to have to call security to get me out of the mosque

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3 years

MashaAllah. All praise to Allah. Congrats to my little brother💚

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3 years

Abdullah has earned A* A* A in their #alevelresults and will now be studying medicine at @QMUL #alevels #alevelresultsday #alevelresultsday2021 #alevelresults2021 #resultsday #resultsday21 #resultsday2021 #alevelresults21

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8 years

I told my dad grade boundaries r ber high and he goes it doesn't matter how big the stadium is Shahid afridi can still hit a 6 bruv what

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3 years

If I found out a random dude was giving sadqah jariyah in my girls name his family would be giving isaal e sawaab in his name the same day

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Talha

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8 years

Bruv did these ppl think they were doing mock exams fds

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8 years

i hate my country so much ...

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3 years

mfs be 27, single, broke, hopeless talking about footballers who didn’t reach their potential

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Talha

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7 years

Atif Aslam is better than you anyway

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@90sTalha

8 years

Had a dream yesterday some boy was moving to my gyal but I couldn't see his face properly today I m sleeping with my contacts in 😤

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3 years

The 11th century salah completed the conquest of constantinople whilst the modern day one is dressing up for christmas mf worried about the wrong turkey😭

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🌲 #MerryChristmas

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8 years

When Mufti Menk tweeted 'if someone can write lol without laughing then surely they can say ily without meaning it'

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4 years

How it started vs how it’s going

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4 years

Imran Khan: we will be translating ertugrul so our youth can learn history Our youth : Assalam alaikum halime baji app Pakistan kub arahee hain

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5 years

a sexual predator is not a private sin which needs to be concealed these ppl should be exposed to the public for caution of people in our community

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8 years

Just heard my uncle teach his little son the alphabet and man said A* is the first letter fds

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3 years

On a level tho can we de-normalize ppl asking for stupid stuff for mahr to be quirky, the purpose of the mahr is for protection/emergency fund for the woman fgs

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4 years

mfs be like ‘I’m gona make Eid so fun for my kids’ meanwhile their younger siblings are spending the whole day at home on the internet

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8 years

Mum: Aunty shabbana saw you in westfield with some one Me:

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5 years

girls be writing poetry in third person like ‘she was broken’ bch we know its you😭

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8 years

How can my boy say he likes this girl but hes waiting to tell her after her birthday so he doesnt have to buy a present for her

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4 years

Pakistani girls shave their upper lip and forget to do their beard looking like Darul Uloom deoband graduates

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9 years

Imagine your wife gives you a jar to open and you cant open it and your children are watching n your wife is watching i would just play dead

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5 years

pretty sure someone in newham has just let off a gunshot for the nhs

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8 years

Is your name storm Dorris because you blew me away

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8 years

I need to start gym asap, atm I am so fat if my wife marries me she will comple two thirds of her deen smh

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8 years

@JamzLdn what do you call a prostitute who doesnt get into uni? UCAS badders

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4 years

one of my boys got covid and stopped showering we asked him why he goes one of the symptoms is you don’t smell

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8 years

You fell in love with my flowers, not my roots, so when autumn came, you moved to pakistan and married your other cousin

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3 years

Just seen the letter Z in her mehndi pattern and my initials are TN

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7 years

May الله forgive us for forgetting to make dua for ppl we promised and make their difficulties easy and give them strength to overcome them

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7 years

just got slapped by my mum kuz she asked why i came home late last night and i said ishq ki batein hain app kya samjho

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4 years

mfs get a job and put ‘views are my own’ in their bio bruh we know KPMG doesn’t think pogba is the best b2b in the prem🙄😹

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1 year

Followed a baker from ends on insta, half her stuff is out of stock and shes doing question box on her story, my sister in faith get back in the bakery

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3 years

pls don’t eat at nusret anywhere apart from Istanbul. the lira tax is beautiful me and my friends ate like kings and the bill came to £35-£40 pp

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4 years

muslim pro sold your data my sister in islam instead DM me I will privately message you when it’s time for prayer as I have studied mukhtasar al-quduri with a teacher and I am trained in using the sun to calculate prayer times

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Talha

@90sTalha

8 years

As if the dogs gona ask me if I am 18+ before attacking me

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At your big age you're still running from dogs 😩

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Talha

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3 years

Criticising one of the 4 accepted schools of thought is so stupid. Hanafi school is not just Imam Abu Hanifa رحمة الله عليه, it is 1000 years of scholarship with a chain. Whereas you the critic are probably a confused 18-20 year old who has no authority on the religion

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7 years

Border control said take off your clothes i said babes mans not hot

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8 years

@HarrisonLdn_ loool init fam my 9 year old cousins got beards...and they are females

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8 years

London itself should be allowed to stay in the EU on its ones fam let them farms and barnyards move out kmt

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3 years

@sxq___ I turned the AC and aux on at the same time my car did a jump

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8 years

If she has two A's they cancel out

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15. If she has a A in her name , LIFE RUINED

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3 years

young men need to understand finance is a big part of m*rriage in the west, I am obv not talking about chasing the dunya but being able to stand on your own two feet. ppl married in lockdown & have split due to finances. the Nabi ﷺ was 25 when he first married. be sensible

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Talha

@90sTalha

2 years

Big bro you are a grown virgin man trying to trigger women on the internet. Seek intimacy expeditiously

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@90sTalha

7 years

all girls do is grow their hair long then go for a little trim and then come home crying kuz they cut too much off

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@90sTalha

3 years

For anyone feeling anxiety from seeing all the posts on Palestine, the best relief is reading a portion of the Quran and sending prayers on the Prophet ﷺ

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Talha

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3 years

Good morning ☀️

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