steven Profile Banner
steven Profile
steven

@86FuckedMyWife

447
Followers
361
Following
959
Media
9,137
Statuses

#GoBolts | #AllHandsOnDeck ⚓️ | #PWHLNewYork

23 | he/him
Joined January 2023
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Pinned Tweet
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
5 months
Tweet media one
1
0
1
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
19 days
i think this is hilarious
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
29
93
4K
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
14 days
what the FUCK is this 🔥
Tweet media one
97
14
618
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
5 months
what the fuck happened to daniel alfredsson
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
8
22
478
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
19 days
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
0
1
260
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
1 year
14
30
237
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
2 months
fifth player to hit 100 assists fourth forward to hit 100 assists first winger to hit 100 assists crushed the record for assists by a winger second most points in a season by a foreign-born player KILLED the franchise points record Nikita Kucherov ladies and gentleman.
11
25
236
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
2 months
@Chris_Krenn at least he owned up to it, good man
3
1
222
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
6 months
@CincyCyclones tony deangelo has this pre ordered
2
2
215
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
7 months
@FriedgeHNIC didn’t the hawks say it was a team decision and not a perry decision?
4
0
153
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
2 months
cropped it better haha
Tweet media one
30
2
145
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
18 days
@bigheefo it’s either rage bait or they’re just plain stupid lmfao
1
0
143
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
8 months
@NHL @NHLdotcom @NewAmsterdam 1. Vegas Golden Knights 2. Colorado Avalanche 3. Boston Bruins 4. Dallas Stars 5. New Jersey Devils saved u a click ;)
3
0
119
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
4 months
@FriedgeHNIC they really signed a DEFENSEMAN with ZERO nhl games to an 8 year deal 💀
9
1
105
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
8 months
@PR_NHL mandate throat guards for skaters and goalies. looking “tough” isn’t worth a life
14
6
104
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
9 days
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
@citchmook
Avalanche Forever
9 days
@86FuckedMyWife Once again, mad boy, show me where I've consistently posted about the bolts? I made a mention about game one and game two, nothing outside of that. I've asked you and you still didn't show me. Go!
4
0
0
14
5
106
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
6 days
Tweet media one
4
5
113
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
6 months
boltsjolts is the worst account on twitter
18
11
89
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
5 months
post contract nylander
Tweet media one
8
4
88
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
1 year
@NHL don’t even compare the two.
5
1
86
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
3 months
@NHL_Watcher just get rid of the loser point
3
2
87
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
2 months
multi team fans just seem like a cop out to me if you’re a fan of tampa, montreal, and vegas, once one or two of those teams suck, you can just claim the good one? seems like a cop out to me cause once the lightning suck i’m watching shitty hockey until they’re good again
35
3
86
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
8 months
@TBLightning i would NOT have posted this if i was you
0
0
81
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
10 days
happy birthday to the best player in tampa sports history and the best player in the eastern conference
Tweet media one
4
10
83
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
3 months
this is what 9 straight starts does to a man
Tweet media one
5
4
77
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
3 months
you cannot watch that game and then tell me vasilevskiy isn’t the greatest goaltender of all time. you just can’t.
10
3
70
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
6 months
Tweet media one
13
8
61
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
1 year
Tweet media one
11
1
60
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
3 months
@GoldenKnights maybe try winning next time?
Tweet media one
2
1
65
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
2 months
what is brayden point wasn’t hurt in the 2022 playoffs
@NBCSports
NBC Sports
2 months
What's the biggest "what if" in sports history?
186
19
114
4
2
62
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
5 months
that’s not lafreniere’s fault, no matter what bolts fans say in the coming days. just bad luck going into the corner
6
8
61
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
1 year
@TBLightning top 3 tweet in the history of this account
0
0
62
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
5 months
@OviClapBomb it’s really not a “fleece” like you’re saying it is. hagel’s realistically the third or fourth best offensive player on the roster depending on the night, and the team would be significantly worse without him. he’s the exactly what we need, and we’re gonna have him for a longtime
6
0
58
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
1 year
1
0
59
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
4 months
@TBLightning mannnn i love gay people but can yall make a fucking trade already??????
2
5
57
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
8 months
@jonassiegel who would have guessed
0
0
56
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
5 months
top 5 nhl goaltenders ever (not a troll) 1. Andre Vasilevskiy 2. Dominik Hasek 3. Patrick Roy 4. Henrik Lundqvist 5. Marc-Andre Fleury
21
3
55
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
5 months
WALTTERI MERELA HAS MORE POINTS AND GOALS THAN WILLIAM NYLANDER THIS WEEK
6
5
55
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
8 months
@Sportsnet @WarroadHockeyCo that shit looks cool idc
1
0
55
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
2 months
@GoldenKnights lacerated spleen merchant
2
0
52
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
5 months
i’m sorry but mackinnon is NOT making this pass
@BucsRaysBoltsYT
Bucs Rays Bolts
7 months
Dave Mishkin calls Stamkos' tying goal with 4 seconds left in regulation
8
56
394
5
1
52
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
6 months
@PR_NHL @NHLFlyers @Laughts21 these tweets will never feel genuine from a league who was trying to silence LGBTQ voices only a few months ago
2
0
52
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
4 months
JULIEN BRISEBOIS YOU FAT SACK OF SHIT HE WAS LITERALLY IN TAMPA
8
2
50
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
3 months
@EricEngels why would he get punished for a clean hit?
4
0
48
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
3 months
@MapleLeafs @LGCanada Had the refs in your pockets the whole game and STILL got sonned by Nick Paul 😂
2
3
47
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
6 months
@NHLPlayerSafety free him cousins deserved it
0
0
45
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
5 months
PETITION TO REPLACE CAL FOOTE’S NAME ON THE CUP WITH ANDREW GOLDEN ( @a_golden12 ), IF CONVICTED 1 REPLY = ONE SIGNATURE
27
1
46
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
10 months
twitter’s gonna be fun when the senators lose their make or break game to the sharks
10
4
42
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
3 months
@NHL_Watcher lmfao no?
1
0
45
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
13 days
hockey doesn’t belong below this line
Tweet media one
6
3
45
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
4 months
@TBLightning we’re literally named after electricity do something about it
1
0
42
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
8 months
7 games into the NHL season and Andrei Vasilevskiy STILL hasn’t allowed a SINGLE goal. TELL ME AGAIN how he isn’t the greatest of all time.
1
5
41
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
9 days
@citchmook 98% of those tweets are from april which fits my narrative you can’t find any recent tweets from me about the avalanche except for one engagement bait meme and maybe some tweets about the rapist on your payroll
1
0
43
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
6 months
@PierreVLeBrun if you can hold the opposing team to 3 or fewer goals for damn near 30 consecutive games, you give yourself a decent shot at success. fun team to watch
0
0
43
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
3 months
@frank_seravalli yeah frank, really “fortuitous”…
3
0
43
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
4 months
@MapleLeafs nice post! i’m sure the replies will be reasonable and in no way discriminatory!
2
0
42
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
9 months
soooo what am i supposed to do with this
Tweet media one
17
2
34
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
7 months
@reporterchris hedman’s still better
4
0
39
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
3 months
Tweet media one
4
0
37
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
2 months
for every 5 likes i’ll name a player better than cole caufield
Tweet media one
2
0
40
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
5 months
i don’t want to sound pissy but if kucherov isn’g #1 in your hart trophy standings you need to go back to the drawing board
6
2
39
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
2 months
@TBLightning THEY WILL KNOW HIS NAME.
Tweet media one
3
0
38
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
4 months
@NHL_Watcher god forbid a man have hobbies
2
0
37
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
2 months
i don’t understand how you can go down 0-3 in a series and your starting goalie and EVERYONE on your top 6 skips practice. it just doesn’t make any fucking sense.
7
3
39
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
9 months
Tweet media one
3
3
33
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
2 months
it’s painfully obvious which lightning fans weren’t there for the historical run the end was coming eventually, just be glad we were the best in the east for so long
6
3
38
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
13 days
@thepwhlofficial can’t be an inclusive league with britta curl in it 🤷🏻‍♂️ COULDN’T be PWHLNY
6
0
35
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
4 months
whoever went to this game on a random monday in february probably just witnessed the most fun game in wild history
Tweet media one
2
0
34
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
13 days
@Kim64779055 any sensible tampa fan would do all of these in a heartbead
3
0
36
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
4 months
@frank_seravalli are they gonna terminate him or something? what the fuck?
3
0
34
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
5 months
800 likes before i get off and i’ll take a sip from the mystery work bathroom water bottle
Tweet media one
5
4
35
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
7 months
Tweet media one
1
5
35
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
4 months
@Avalanche The Lightning fanbase DEEPLY thanks you for your contribution to the Nikita Kucherov Hart Trophy fund.
4
1
35
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
1 year
@NHL Fraudulent
11
0
29
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
8 months
@TBLightning this is so tone deaf
1
0
32
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
6 months
Time zones are crazy! Australia is in 2024! America is in 2023! Leafs Fans Are In 1967!
2
5
32
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
3 months
@NHL DUKE
0
0
25
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
8 months
i’m speechless
Tweet media one
17
3
30
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
1 year
@Chris_Krenn "I'm going to get back out to Tampa early, just because I know Kucherov's there. I just want to get on the ice with him and take in as much as I can." i love this guy
1
1
33
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
5 months
@NHL kuch is better
17
3
28
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
8 months
@FriedgeHNIC that’s suspension worthy
0
0
32
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
9 months
@NHL I Love Bussy!
1
1
30
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
5 months
@NHL @DKSportsbook keeeeeep sleeping on tampa
17
1
31
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
4 months
probably unrelated, but I just saw noah hanifin at the airport in tampa 👀
Tweet media one
5
2
30
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
9 months
NHL awards predictions Stanley Cup - Tampa Presidents’ Trophy - Tampa Art Ross - Kucherov Hart - Kucherov Rocket - Point Calder - Merelä Norris - Sergachev Vezina - Johansson Jack Adams - Jon Cooper
1
2
30
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
5 months
words cannot describe how much i hate mitch marner
@hbwknies
m | 35 days
5 months
patrick kane went to the dressing room
142
22
501
1
1
30
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
5 months
“ready for your checking lessons?” Radko Gudas gulps. Dustin Byfuglien wipes off his forehead. Erik Cernak bites his fingernails. Jacob Trouba taps his foot anxiously. “yes, Emil-Martinsen Lilleberg” they say in unison.
1
1
30
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
4 months
the lightning live in the minds of every other east coast fan
@LeafsFanLethal
Brad
4 months
We broke this team they fucking stink
Tweet media one
9
0
2
4
2
30
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
4 months
@TheFourthPeriod they really signed a DEFENSEMAN with ZERO nhl games to an 8 year deal 💀
3
0
29
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
10 months
@NHL knies is the most overrated prospect in the league. put him in any jersey besides a leafs one and nobody knows he exists.
5
0
28
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
6 months
🚨BREAKING🚨 In relief of the injured Connor Bedard, the Chicago Blackhawks spot in the all-star game will be taken by his stepfather, Corey Perry.
2
0
28
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
11 months
@NHL my uncle handled my stick pretty well
3
0
29
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
2 months
@TheFourthPeriod this is the most predictable headline of today
1
0
29
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
11 months
@NHLBruins @NHL congrats on the retirement
Tweet media one
1
0
29
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
4 months
7,194 days since the Lightning beat the Flames in game 7. 1,237 days since the Lightning beat the Stars in game 6. 955 days since the Lightning beat the Canadiens in game 5. Only 4 months until they do it again.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
5
2
28
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
1 year
@SeattleKraken over a .900 SV% every season since the second half of 18-19
0
0
27
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
5 months
@Canucks WE ARE ALL CANUCKS FANS TONIGHT
2
0
26
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
5 months
@JFreshHockey brandon hagel is so fucking good
1
1
28
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
13 days
@CapFriendly don’t sell capfriendly
0
0
29
@86FuckedMyWife
steven
4 months
Tweet media one
1
1
28