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Random guy with a PhD in scrolling//aspiring nap champ//Opinions are my own, but feel free to borrow.

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How to Know if Your Partner is Cheating: A Thread 🧵
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Sasa umeacha sofa inje, ili utweet haiingi??
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Sasa sofa inakataa kuingia kwa mlango hii ni shida gani tena Nkt
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@_fiona254 Mambo ya what men say achia men, Wewe ambia serikali ikupee kazi,
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Sasa mwaka ikiisha, huwa inaenda wapi???🙄😂
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@MainChiq4 Waja zako,mkiwa uji alafu mkuwe jini aah waja tuuu😂
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2 years
Ushai date mtu anashindana na wewe kimaisha??
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4 years
When you see a girl clapping before dancing,just know she is about dance nonsense😂😂🚶
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3 years
Jelas on his way in Githurai to look for David Ngugi and interview him.
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Date that girl posting endless status,, she is lonely😂🙂💪
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Which University has the most beautiful girls👀🤔
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@_pauli_nah Stivo simpo boy😂😂
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Am having a job interview today, wish me good luck☺️☺️☺️
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Mlisema polisi mwenye ako na haga kubwa anaitwa ass-carry ama??? 😅😅😅😂
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Wakenya Wakenya shida inakuwanga gani??😂kuna jombi fulani imeingia church na mask iko na label ya weed😂😂🏃🏃
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Nimechat hadi simu ikakuwa moto.Sasa naweza sema my phone is on heat???😂😂🏃🏃
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@ArapTilingi Hivi ndoo mtu huandika answers kwa exam but hujui ni nini umeandika
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Imagine upate mimba before marriage alafu ukiwa umeketi kwa living room na wazazi wako,boom!!!advert ya Condom appears kwa TV...daaammnnzz😅💔💔...it feels shameful!!!!!
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Alfu ukimgeuza umpige doggy style, unapatana na piece ya gazzeti kwa haga yake😂🏃🏃🏃
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Kuna wale madame adi wakiweza kukupea huwezi tangazia mbogi yako wasikutoe gangster points😂😂😂
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3 years
Mmejaza yur mothers kwa status but deep down mnajua wanatumia simu za buttons😩😂😂
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4 years
Ladies with long nails,how do you do it?? Yes, you know what am talking about!!!😂😂
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@muchirrii Waah,iza man unafaaakutafuta that guy ubingirishe yeye instead
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Am still wondering how ladies with no ass get nerv-ass😳😳😂🚶🏃
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Soo Alpha akikunywa mafuta ya samaki atakuwa Alfa & Omega??😂😂
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4 years
Leo ndio nimejua ukweli ya hii msemo ya subira huvuta heri.Neiba yangu amenunua subaru akavuta Njeri😂😂🚶🚶🚶
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My pal @juja_kot keep winning, naskia uko na mtoto?🙄🤣
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4 years
Nimeskia hii goat ndoo huitwa Billy?? 😂😂😂😂
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4 years
Unajifanya richkid na kwenyu huwa mnatumia sabuni ya kuosha vyombo ,kuoga😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃
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@Yoh_crushie Kama huna boobs fvck off haha
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If a pen is called a pen-is, why is a book not called book-is??😂😂💀
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4 years
Hii mwezi ya mwisho ya third term ndio indiscpline cases zilikuwa juu pale highskul😂.Ungepata hata CU chairman ameweka dancehalls before service ianze😂😂😂😂😂
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Her ass get my pains relieved, call her Ass-prin😎
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Adults are just kids with money!!!!😎🤓🏃🏃
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Hawa madame wanapenda gengetone ndio hunukisha viatu😂😂🏃🏃🏃
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When yu see a Lady using a phone with a cracked screen, just know her coochie has the same cracks😂😂
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@musakuru45 @KenyaAirways I have mobilized and instructed atleast 10 drivers wa "Gari za miraa" from Meru and Embu to take goods to JKIA by 5am. This party will be big.
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"Usijali mamako atakupea gari"
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Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood...😂😂 Am tired!!!!😂😂😂🚶🏃🏃
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When two women are fighting, mwenye ako na nywele fupi ndie hu win😂😂
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Those girls searching for handsome guys, Do you have money to maintain us?😂🏃🏃🏃😎
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3 years
Who else grew up believing that watu wanono ndio hukuwa rich👀😂
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@Caleb_Waswa_ Afadhali niweke fence ya mesh wire pesa hizo zingine ninunue padlock😦😦😦
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My first time to see a tea bag,I thought it was poison 😂😂🏃🏃
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Real men ndio wamekunywa mchele mara mob kuliko mara yenye wamekula mchele😂😂😂
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@kijanamrasta Amechoka kama punda za Ngong na Gethoo...😅😅😅😅😅
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3 years
Uki decide kukuwa serious, yu loose alot friends
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Wanaume poleni, nimekunywa chai instead nikunywe maji ya kuoshaa vyombo😩😩😩
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Never reject a girl because she has neither butts nor boobs,bratha those two things grows!!!😅😅😅
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Wish Me Good Luck😩 Exams In A Few😩😩💔
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1000+followers ????🌟⭐🔹⭐🔸 Drop your surnames ⭐🔹🌟🔸🌟 Follow all the likes and retweets🌟🔸🔹⭐🔹🔸🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔
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Actually skinny ladies get thorny where 't' is silent & end up saying they are horny 😂😂😂🏃
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I may look fine but deep down I miss disco matanga😐😐😯😂😂
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Afadhali niskize success cards kuliko niskize bongo aki😅😅😅😤
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Kama nilimea mafudhi,basi hata ndevu nitamea😂msiniambie sina ndevu tena😂.Hakuna makasiriko😂😂🏃🏃🏃
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Mimi siwezi date dame anaitwa LEAH,hao madame hawaweziLEA-H watoto😂😂🏃🏃🏃
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@lynnvall254 Nikupiga hodi ikaribishwe shimoni😂😂
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Pale ukiwa unakula dame wa ghetto unaskia amekwambia, "mbloo jaribu umwage haraka, niende na nguo zako nikuache uchi."😂😂
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Jamaa kushinda uki comment kwa tweets za dame ili upate attention yake🚮🚮mea akili wewe😂😂😂.
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Alafu uskie ati ,"kama huna fudhi za brown hauingii heaven."😂 Nani mwingine ataingia🖐️😂😂
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I may look calm but deep down in my mind, I have killed yu thrice😂🚶
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Siku hizi ukikosa kuoga kwa bafu bila kuimba kwa sauti, kila mtu atadhani ulikuwa unanyonga😭😂🏃
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Hey @LenaVee_ gas imepanda,kuja sasa nkupee kuni😍😂
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Am here to stay😅😅!!!!
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Me:Msupa, msupa😎 Her:unanisumbua,unatakaje?? Me:Oya!!dinywa na Musokoro alaa! 😅😅😅🚮
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Niwaulize, ukisomea KMTC lazma ukuwe nur-ass??😅😅
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Ukizuga ikus ya dame mluhya na mwiko ya ugali😅😅😅
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Hata kama cnanga gari,hizi gari👇👇👇👇 zimenibeba sana kuliko vile nimebebwa na mat😂😂lakini cni life??😂😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃
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@tonniie Kuna jamaa anadhani ni yule msaani hajui kuimba
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How do flags say Hello? They wave👋
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Unadate dame anaitwa Filomenah unapata ashaa 'Feel-all-men -ah' 😂😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃
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At my wedding,there will be a short break, where everyone will be given time to go home ,eat and come back for the wedding to proceed ...😂😂 There will be no food in my wedding😑😂😃😄Yu have to understand!!
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Kumbe 9 ni 1 imefura kichwa🤔😂😂🏃🏃
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Ati Mnakulana kwa nyasi kama nyoka😂😂🏃
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Ukiambia Mungu ati akufunze kunyamaza, alafu unaanza kunuka mdomo 😭Tiyas😂 Ewe Mungu Nipe nguvu Ya Kuongea😂✋🖐️
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Kenyans after winning 100k in a bet,"Kwanza nitatoa 10%,then ninunue kaploti ka 80 by a 100,nipanue biashara yangu,nilipie watoto schoolfees,ni nunue kagari na alafu twende Mombasa na familia yangu."😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃 Adi unashindwa kama mtu anajua 100k ni nini?😂😂😂😂
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@comradefyat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
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Wakikuyu it's Soap Opera not supu opela😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃Wakikuyu hadi lini will yu listen😂😂😂
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To be honest suzzie, unaona kama naweza start a relationship with you ukiwa na watoto wawili maboy, si siku moja watanichapa?😔😂💔
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Wewe ushai wekwa kwa gazetti ama unangoja ile cku utawekwa kwa announcements za vifo😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃...
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Mnasemanga aibu,mimi nishai tumwa kwa kina crush yangu niende nikawaulize kama watanunua kuku...😅😅😦 Damnzzz @67dots !!!!
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2 years
If she dont like you, just move to the next bro, and save yurself from problems
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Embarambamba was trying to spread the gospel through missionary!!!!
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Good morning, great week ahead
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@Mwende28 Mimi huwa sikuli lunch, nisitapike😂
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Who's is the King of the pencil kingdom?? The Ruler 😎😂
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Teacher:dame mwenye hana matako haitwa aje kwa kiswahili?? Me:'Hannah' Makalio!!!! 😅😅😅🚮🚮🚮
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@Gakuhi_ke Waah venye unapanua mdomo c unaweza blowjob wanaume watatu pamoja😅😅😅😅
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