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Burnt maxed main, turbo autistic uim skiller, previous zulrah WR holder, very bad at clicking. @HomiesClanOSRS - Seagull FC

Joined December 2022
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@5eizures
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sorry man you can just toss that in the back
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newest addition
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yes
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@osrspheeb
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2 months
this is what happens when u dig with ur spade in falador park are u happy now? 😡
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@5eizures
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6 months
Another successful night of doing this at the club
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4 months
god the community fumbled this so hard man how did we get sailing
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The Shamanism Skill pitch. 🌲 Make sure to read the blog, and vote for your favourite pitch(es) on April 4th!
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@5eizures
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9 months
a european mind can’t comprehend this
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4 months
what flavor of autism is this
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10 months
pug owners: isnt he just the cutest the pug:
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2 years
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1 year
bro just admit you suck at the game and move on
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5 months
her: are you fucking dumb? me:
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1 year
say what you want a bout ted cruz, but it’s nice of him to interact with the disabled 🙏🏼
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3 months
tasty if cocaine didn’t exist
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@5eizures
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5 months
if grinding shit is not fun to you, why the fuck do you play runescape lmaooo
@May0King
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5 months
@Fray_OSRS So because you wasted an insane amount of time for one item everybody should have to do it? This is stupid, 99% of people are not going to kill any boss or monster 72k times trying to get 1 item. Stop gatekeeping fun.
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@5eizures
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1 year
wel at least our skewells rnt like calll of dooty
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@fowlytweets
🎏🅾️🔱🦾🌱
7 months
A MadameMage Vs. babyyygrim argument would be generational entertainment. We have got to find a way to make it happen.
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6 months
oh my god finally
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@5eizures
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8 months
@osrsmemess Room temp iq meme page owner can’t spot a joke when it hits them in the face, shocker
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23 days
is he a joke to you?
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@babyyygrim
grim 🪦
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add fat dudes to osrs
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7 months
@Furry_Wall god I miss the berserker shields
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@5eizures
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1 year
the regen bracelet and obby shield is nuclear
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7 months
the whole situation is not funny but this tweet is fucking hilarious man. You are replying to a tweet with a link to the video yet you need a separate content creator to make a video on it to grasp the situation. This community is so cooked.
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@viaxtina @defyjuice @KingCondor69 Whats this about? I need a vid asap
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@5eizures
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6 months
my bad zuk i was not familiar with your game
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1 year
this the dawg i got in me
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2 months
saeder at 6500 duke kc without the pet
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1 year
i thought these moss giants dropped a bond bro im so cooked
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1 month
i forgot what i asked but she said yes
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3 months
this went nuclear im talentless so i have nothing to promote but if you like runescape, cars, and shitposts i guess follow me
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2 months
@TweetingJagex seeking legal advice is crazzzyy lmao
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@5eizures
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1 year
rizz vs sexual harassment
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8 months
its cold out so I had to leave the sink dripping
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1 year
#13 Noon - favorite pet in the game
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3 months
gonna buy my cape and post it with a money spread so yall know I bought that shit
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3 months
#14 Rocky ~92k stalls
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2 months
@mawawawrin @GnomonkeyRS Sir, a second balloon has hit the towers
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@osrsmemess
OSRS Memes ⚔️
2 months
Nobody probably cares but heres something i want to write to people who follow me and have ordered a hoodie. I got a heartattack from opioids. I’m not ashamed about it, i’ve been battling demons for years I had the worst childhood you possibly can have.
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@5eizures
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1 year
whats wrong with this guy
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11 months
just went number 3
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@5eizures
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8 months
white people when they say they are half cherokee
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11 months
when I find out I am a new meme format
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1 year
so ready for Desert Treasure 2
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3 months
just left the doctors office, they said they’ve never seen a white boy with this much motion
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@5eizures
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11 months
look at my drip you fucking idiot
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1 year
#12 Rock golem at 33.8m xp, i'm free
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1 year
unemployed friend on a tuesday at 3pm :
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STRENGTHENING YOUR AURA pt. 1 ✨
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picked up a new vinyl
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2 months
#16 - Pretzel. All 3 hunter pets in 22.5m xp.
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1 year
WHO is bro tweeting to 😭💀
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1 year
new ink
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1 year
getting edged up
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just left the sperm bank
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1 year
i have beat the blue cape allegations
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7 months
you have to have a special kind of brain rot to “require proof” in this situation. You really think another large content creator who was FRIENDS with him would post a 10 minute video, and work with law enforcement all based on false accusations?
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1 year
remember gamers, do NOT cooperate with law enforcement
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@5eizures
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6 months
dude I was so high at the fall out boy concert the only video I got was of this fucking snail
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2 months
#15 - Chinchompla
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i have met my new brick wall
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11 months
Sneaky walked so gnomemonkey could run
@GnomonkeyRS
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Potting Red Wedding (Solo HMT stream and Cersei Lannister)
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10 months
me when i nut and she keeps sucking but i am also dracula
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2 years
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1 year
this boba shit kinda good
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FFA FRIDAY PROVIDES
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1 year
im going to be the first player to get their ship stuck in the karamja canal and it will cripple the trade industry across gielinor
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played a single LMS game
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11 months
fellas
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4 months
I couldn’t help but notice the peculiar amount of oddities that do appear each time Jagex performs an ‘update’ on this ‘game’. If you can even call it that anymore! Gah! 5 hot fixes for one update, do they even perform the least bit of quality assurance any more?!
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parsec whispering to me after every inferno death
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1 year
girlfriend and i gonna mix it up in the bedroom
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actual photo of me doing aerial fishing
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@5eizures
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4 months
im a 25 year old dude that collects plushies now. thanks jagex man we used to go to war
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1 year
this is where I post from
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1 year
dudes hit up deezer like “yea I’ve got ethernet”
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2 months
dogpill gotta be one of the cringiest mfers on the planet like how many more accounts of his do I need to mute bro
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10 days
started doing counters first customer in the books and super happy with the results
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4 months
me clicking all the wrong emotes for a clue
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4 months
please god buy my hoodies I am in the hospital DYING because of the LIBERAL vaccine please buy my hoodies I am BEGGING
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1 year
when i die in osrs i take this out of a drawer and just shake it with anger
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7 months
im not denying that im doo doo ass cheeks but it doesnt help when worlds are too
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1 year
a message from BALD HQ
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8 months
the gang is all here
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2 years
@Grannt_rs 9Rain the type of guy to make a stud finder beep on him and say “gotta make sure it works”
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1 year
banger addition to my office, gonna need another one for my room
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@Class
Classify 😼
1 year
ight let’s be real here… Which cartoon character were you attracted to when you were younger? Don’t hold back, let’s see it
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1 year
yea ok fed
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4 months
just went number 4
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2 months
what the fuck does this say
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I’d say happy 4th of July but most of those cunts can’t read it
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1 year
@RsChroniclesYT L + poo poo pee pee + your desk mats aren’t true to the size you advertise
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11 months
Is it over for me?
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1 year
fried chicken
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@5eizures
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2 months
. @osrsmemess i used my rent money to buy a hoodie and now im homeless. any chance you could change the address if you actually ship mine? haha
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1 year
buy @Terribleclicks merch or else
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