Hey I hope this message is helpful to the people who have shown a pattern of being incapable of enjoying Phish after four decades but continue to buy up tickets while other fans are shut out, and then whine as if they were supposed to perform for you at your wedding or some shit
Packages started coming today. You guys are amazing. The mailman brought 110 packages and fedex left another 40.
We still need more adult sized coats for the older kids.
Order a coat for a
#FlintKid
here--->
Now that Curb is done, can we stop forgiving her for being married to and endorsing the biggest fucking weird ass currently running for president besides the dude that bathes in bronzer every morning
A woman's clitoris is biologically destined to suck itself as far into the torso towards the diaphragm as possible upon seeing a man share that his most listened to band on Spotify Wrapped was Widespread Panic.
Pebbles and Marbles means so much to me. All of Round Room does, especially Round Room (the song). That's why my dumbass got it tattood on my arm. Strongly recommend eating my balls if you don't love that album.
Southwest has canceled everything, but you know if
@Wombat_Matt
is flying Southwest, he'll somehow get on a flight to NY for MSG, and have a row to himself somehow.
The Olds making fun of the Youngs for being Goose fanatics is wild to me. Yall got to see Phish in the 90s. This may be their Phish in the 90s. Stop being so grumpy and drink your Metamucil, grandpa.
I need all of you to stop making it so that that caucasian dreadlocked hippie girl with the sun drawn on her forehead stops ending up on my timeline. A formal cease and desist is to follow.
As creative as Phish's team is, I cannot imagine how insane their shows here would be.
I also can't believe how many people in the comments of these videos didn't realize the Sphere is a concert venue. They just thought it was for ads, like what has capitalism done to us lol
I feel like I should do a wellness check on my landlord who has not come by for January or February rent. However, I love the illusion of my bank account growing, so I think I'll just pretend he's dead.
Even though this happened, there's still going to be dudes wearing those little corduroy hats and patchwork shorts trying to convince you that the second set of Alpine Valley or Noblesville on a random July night is going to be a Gamehendge set.
6 months into the pandemic and I finally found a safe, fogless, transparent mask to wear for my patients with severe-profound hearing losses ๐๐๐๐๐
I just accepted a job in Midtown, and I can't stop smiling. And I was told there were MANY candidates. Even though I've worked my ass off to get to this point, it still seems unreal.
Today is my 12th (first) wedding anniversary with this dude. We got married officially this day 12 years ago so my dad who was in hospice at the time could give me away. Eight months later was the party wedding.
This is his current situation, so I think things are going well.
Next stop on tour is the Gorge. I'm challenging you, Phish Twitter, to only harass people bringing their dogs to shows. No more online random Phish girl harassment unless she brings her $1200 Goldendoodle puppy named Joint Kush to the show.
Even with all the videos coming out of the Sphere shows, I'm so proud of the Phish fan base that you barely see any phones in crowd shots. People may shit on us and the band but most of us know how to enjoy a show in the moment โค๏ธ
Men in your 30s, I'm here to tell you since no one else will. And I'll hold your hand when I say this to you: while the mustache is quirky and fun, it makes you look like a Republican.
This is right outside the SI ferry terminal, and getting a cup of mangos with tajin after work on a 95ยฐ day is a pleasure unlike any the people in this thread could ever comprehend.
From bringing a bag of spaghetti into Deer Creek to proposing on the floor, Bobby continues to make this scene the absolute best. Love you guys so so so much!!!!
I never wear shorts, high-waisted bottoms, short tops, muscle shirts or pink but all of these things together make an outfit that I'm actually feeling myself in. Take that, self-consciousness ๐
I couldn't wear a surgical mask for 20 minutes at the grocery store or else I'd get a panic attack but I'm going to stay in my condo on the water awaiting Hurricane Milton as I am a fearless dragon
When we left Lambchop alone in the new house for the first time after moving to Kalamazoo in 2015, she had a little bit of separation anxiety, and busted her head through the cat door to greet us.
James Casey is the third person I can think of off the top of my head that I know of who was diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer before the regular colonoscopy screening age. If someone isn't genetically predisposed, how can they know to get checked?
Did you guys know that Alyssa Milano made a GoFundMe to help raise money for her son's baseball team, despite her and her husband making like $30million annually, and then took her little family of chucklefucks to the Super Bowl? People are such assholes lol
It has been 13 years, and every time I poop, and glance at it, I think of my Psych 101 professor telling us that if you look at your poop before flushing, you're mentally ill. That was my only takeaway from that class.