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@555natalie555
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5 years
Just want to share how much I love this song. ...I like really, really love this song. That is all.
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@elijahsgrande @csydelko And Brittany Furlan
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@555natalie555
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4 years
What do you think is Kylie Jenner's favorite Grateful Dead song? Wrong answers only
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@555natalie555
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6 months
Hey I hope this message is helpful to the people who have shown a pattern of being incapable of enjoying Phish after four decades but continue to buy up tickets while other fans are shut out, and then whine as if they were supposed to perform for you at your wedding or some shit
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@555natalie555
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6 years
Cannot wait to see this girl become president someday
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Packages started coming today. You guys are amazing. The mailman brought 110 packages and fedex left another 40. We still need more adult sized coats for the older kids. Order a coat for a #FlintKid here--->
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@555natalie555
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@hseventies I hope Addison has a good support system while her parents act out like they're her age.
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@555natalie555
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Now that Curb is done, can we stop forgiving her for being married to and endorsing the biggest fucking weird ass currently running for president besides the dude that bathes in bronzer every morning
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@555natalie555
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5 years
Stranger Things Chapter 4 looks wild
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@555natalie555
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10 months
Thank you to everyone on this silly platform who has loved her virtually over the last several years/months/however long she's blessed your feed.
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@555natalie555
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1 year
The epitome of rizz
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@555natalie555
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8 months
Has this been done yet? Yea I'm into Dune 2. Dune 2 chicks at the same time.
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@555natalie555
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7 years
@McJesse I always am amazed that this 5'4" woman has the same sized hand as this 6'2" man whenever I see this picture.
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@555natalie555
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4 years
When you walk into your parent's room at 3 am to tell them you threw up.
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@555natalie555
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6 months
Tortured Poets Department
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@555natalie555
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8 months
Do you ever just think about how Eric Clapton should be dead and not George Harrison?
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@555natalie555
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4 years
It's nice being a phish twitter person who is not informed or popular enough to understand its drama.
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@555natalie555
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7 years
@moby_dickhead Maybe this is how he died
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@555natalie555
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1 year
@alison_j_joyce @generalslug @mobydickenergy Gray to match the house is the most millennial parenting thing I've ever heard.
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@555natalie555
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2 years
The most patriotic way of pronouncing KGLW. I will not elaborate further.
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@555natalie555
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11 months
A woman's clitoris is biologically destined to suck itself as far into the torso towards the diaphragm as possible upon seeing a man share that his most listened to band on Spotify Wrapped was Widespread Panic.
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@555natalie555
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2 years
Done! I hurried through the husks, and am unhappy with them but oh well ๐Ÿคท
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@555natalie555
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7 years
@AndrewKirell This sounds exactly like something Donald Trump would say, from calling a woman a fat slob to saying, "I know it, everybody knows it."
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@555natalie555
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4 years
Pebbles and Marbles means so much to me. All of Round Room does, especially Round Room (the song). That's why my dumbass got it tattood on my arm. Strongly recommend eating my balls if you don't love that album.
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@555natalie555
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8 years
Hey @timheidecker and @ericwareheim , 6 years ago my husband proposed to me before we saw Chrimbus live. Thanks for the romantic memories.
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@555natalie555
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3 years
No one should fight about west coast vs east coast Phish because climate change is going to make it so that there's only midwest Phish
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@555natalie555
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7 months
IT IS FINALLY FINISHED
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@555natalie555
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11 months
Little bit more done today. Almost there!
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@555natalie555
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1 year
Nothing quite like singing a song called Hot Piss with Dave Foley at a @timheidecker show.
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@555natalie555
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2 years
@Royotathon Also, whose life is changing by having an extra $3650 at the end of the year in 2022? No one's. Treat yourself.
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@555natalie555
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I got a raise and am nominated for a professional board position. Please clap for us dumb bitches. We can succeed too.
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@555natalie555
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2 years
Southwest has canceled everything, but you know if @Wombat_Matt is flying Southwest, he'll somehow get on a flight to NY for MSG, and have a row to himself somehow.
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@555natalie555
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3 years
I got to fit my uncle, who just lost his incredible wife, with hearing aids today. I'm sobbing.
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@555natalie555
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2 months
He'll be sippin'
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๐Ÿšจ #BREAKINGNEWS There is a scheduled gap in tonight's DNC schedule that the special guest is only known by a handful of people. ๐Ÿšจ
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@555natalie555
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3 years
The Olds making fun of the Youngs for being Goose fanatics is wild to me. Yall got to see Phish in the 90s. This may be their Phish in the 90s. Stop being so grumpy and drink your Metamucil, grandpa.
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@555natalie555
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7 years
I love I Love You, America on Hulu sooo much.
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@555natalie555
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1 year
The cowboy ghost earrings didn't get us a Ghost on Saturday, so we're trying again.
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@555natalie555
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7 months
I need all of you to stop making it so that that caucasian dreadlocked hippie girl with the sun drawn on her forehead stops ending up on my timeline. A formal cease and desist is to follow.
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@555natalie555
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The hot divorced dad energy is just oozing from him tonight
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@555natalie555
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1 year
As creative as Phish's team is, I cannot imagine how insane their shows here would be. I also can't believe how many people in the comments of these videos didn't realize the Sphere is a concert venue. They just thought it was for ads, like what has capitalism done to us lol
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@555natalie555
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5 months
I've leveled up in the world by purchasing prescription sunglasses ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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@555natalie555
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4 years
Yay!!!
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@555natalie555
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3 years
Thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes. I'm going to make 31 a wonderful year ๐ŸŒป
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@555natalie555
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9 months
Not an update I wanted to have to post...
@555natalie555
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9 months
I feel like I should do a wellness check on my landlord who has not come by for January or February rent. However, I love the illusion of my bank account growing, so I think I'll just pretend he's dead.
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@555natalie555
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6 years
@chrissyteigen How I imagine all the Diva cup cultists after reading this tweet
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@555natalie555
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10 months
Even though this happened, there's still going to be dudes wearing those little corduroy hats and patchwork shorts trying to convince you that the second set of Alpine Valley or Noblesville on a random July night is going to be a Gamehendge set.
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@555natalie555
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4 years
6 months into the pandemic and I finally found a safe, fogless, transparent mask to wear for my patients with severe-profound hearing losses ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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@555natalie555
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3 years
Another Deer Creek selfie because I'm just so happy ๐Ÿ˜Š
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@555natalie555
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2 years
The TL: Me:
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@555natalie555
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2 years
Omg. We got the first few images from Lambchop's photo session. I am DYING.
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@555natalie555
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@KarinaRykman is the most fun performer of our time. I love her so much ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’•
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@555natalie555
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Everyone, meet Sonny.
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@555natalie555
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3 years
Me poking my husband's ass with whatever is in my hands literally every time he's bending over.
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@555natalie555
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2 years
I just accepted a job in Midtown, and I can't stop smiling. And I was told there were MANY candidates. Even though I've worked my ass off to get to this point, it still seems unreal.
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@555natalie555
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My coworker told me they loved that my shirt matches my tattoo perfectly. Love a good color compliment, and now I feel good ๐Ÿ˜Š
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@555natalie555
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Today is my 12th (first) wedding anniversary with this dude. We got married officially this day 12 years ago so my dad who was in hospice at the time could give me away. Eight months later was the party wedding. This is his current situation, so I think things are going well.
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@555natalie555
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My unpopular Phish opinion is that Gotta Jibboo sounds like a parody of a Phish song someone would use to make fun of Phish
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#PhishBracket โ€ข R๐ŸŸกUND ONE Fuego vs Gotta Jibboo ๐Ÿ”Please RT Polls๐Ÿ”
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@555natalie555
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3 years
Next stop on tour is the Gorge. I'm challenging you, Phish Twitter, to only harass people bringing their dogs to shows. No more online random Phish girl harassment unless she brings her $1200 Goldendoodle puppy named Joint Kush to the show.
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@555natalie555
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Even with all the videos coming out of the Sphere shows, I'm so proud of the Phish fan base that you barely see any phones in crowd shots. People may shit on us and the band but most of us know how to enjoy a show in the moment โค๏ธ
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@555natalie555
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2 years
Our !11th! wedding anniversary is Saturday. Life is good.
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@555natalie555
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My boss forgot my birthday last week, and felt so badly that he got me tickets to see TAB in May ๐Ÿ˜†
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@555natalie555
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Men in your 30s, I'm here to tell you since no one else will. And I'll hold your hand when I say this to you: while the mustache is quirky and fun, it makes you look like a Republican.
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@555natalie555
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10 months
I think just to piss off these misogynistic NFL fans, Taylor Swift should buy the Chiefs and change their name to the Swifties.
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@555natalie555
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4 years
direct deposit: +$1400 me at msg: yes, i will take one beer please
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@555natalie555
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1 year
There's a dog named Wombat that needs a home if all you insufferable Phish fans are done fighting.
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@555natalie555
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1 year
Especially devastated for Jennifer and Natalie ๐Ÿ’”
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@555natalie555
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We were girls together ๐Ÿ’™
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@555natalie555
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3 years
New tour shoes just came. Going to wear them with my scrubs tomorrow to break them in ๐Ÿ˜
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@555natalie555
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1 year
Excited to do it all over again tonight and then again and again and again and again and again
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@555natalie555
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4 years
Merry Christmas, dipshits
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@555natalie555
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9 months
My baby is back home โค๏ธ
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@555natalie555
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7 months
This is right outside the SI ferry terminal, and getting a cup of mangos with tajin after work on a 95ยฐ day is a pleasure unlike any the people in this thread could ever comprehend.
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@555natalie555
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1 year
From bringing a bag of spaghetti into Deer Creek to proposing on the floor, Bobby continues to make this scene the absolute best. Love you guys so so so much!!!!
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Whose got 2 thumbs and just proposed on the floor at a phish concert before lights? This person thatโ€™s right
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@555natalie555
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3 years
I never wear shorts, high-waisted bottoms, short tops, muscle shirts or pink but all of these things together make an outfit that I'm actually feeling myself in. Take that, self-consciousness ๐Ÿ–•
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@555natalie555
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4 years
I love Petrichor and you can all eat my dewey asshole if you disagree.
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@555natalie555
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10 months
Look at this fucking dork's feet
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@555natalie555
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2 years
I'm just jealous of MSG bc maybe I want Harry Styles inside me for 15 consecutive nights.
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@555natalie555
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2 years
Life is unreal right now โค๏ธ๐Ÿ™
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@555natalie555
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I couldn't wear a surgical mask for 20 minutes at the grocery store or else I'd get a panic attack but I'm going to stay in my condo on the water awaiting Hurricane Milton as I am a fearless dragon
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@555natalie555
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1 year
I love how it turned out!!!
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When we left Lambchop alone in the new house for the first time after moving to Kalamazoo in 2015, she had a little bit of separation anxiety, and busted her head through the cat door to greet us.
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James Casey is the third person I can think of off the top of my head that I know of who was diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer before the regular colonoscopy screening age. If someone isn't genetically predisposed, how can they know to get checked?
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@555natalie555
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3 years
I had a great day at work and have no self control so I just spent $85 on a Phish shirt ๐Ÿ‘•
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@555natalie555
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2 years
Toxic positivity is the most annoying shit.
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@555natalie555
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3 years
I just cleaned for 10 hours please clap
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@555natalie555
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1 year
Brad has an interview tomorrow that may allow us to comfortably afford health insurance so please send vibes and happy let pics thank you good day
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10 months
Ok, is the nightmare over? Can I go pick her up from her staying the night somewhere now?
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@555natalie555
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3 years
hell ya
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@555natalie555
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3 years
Can we go back to the part of the pandemic when everyone was a fan of Steely Dan?
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@555natalie555
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9 months
Did you guys know that Alyssa Milano made a GoFundMe to help raise money for her son's baseball team, despite her and her husband making like $30million annually, and then took her little family of chucklefucks to the Super Bowl? People are such assholes lol
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It has been 13 years, and every time I poop, and glance at it, I think of my Psych 101 professor telling us that if you look at your poop before flushing, you're mentally ill. That was my only takeaway from that class.
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@555natalie555
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6 months
I think we've decided to stream tonight so Sonny and I are preparing a viewing party from Staten Island.
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1 year
Pretty sure I just saw @Wombat_Matt kick a homeless guy's change cup and take the guy's dog #concerning
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@555natalie555
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3 years
Just took my first nap today in hopes I can stay up for Phish tonight. If you're over 30, I recommend you do the same.
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1 year
Lambchop would like to offer her nose up to boop in case you need lil pick-me-up
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@555natalie555
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5 months
Excuse me, I didn't realize he got us preferred terrace tickets, which gives us access to a mostly private bathroom and a lounge area ๐Ÿซ 
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My boss forgot my birthday last week, and felt so badly that he got me tickets to see TAB in May ๐Ÿ˜†
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@555natalie555
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@juliananannana @ldrinkh20 Kyle and Beck sketches are the best. Tim and Eric type humor, not traditional SNL sketch show comedy.
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