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simon

@51monbl1

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Trying to run faster and faster and faster 10ks after a day at work is bloody hard

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@CartoonsHateHer One brunch and a light elbow touch and giggle would turn them into clintonite libs

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@sulaymangt @andybliu When the tanks start rolling in, then you can make the comparison

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@zplerhop @seaweedanxiety This person is clearly not at any risk of being sunburnt

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@torriangray The new dril who couldn’t come up with that

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@aamer_rahman You should try being funny

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@RaceplayShawty Have you considered not jacking it to gore like you have been?

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2 years

@banditelli @paulwaldman1 Suuuure you did, definitey didn’t google them to try and make a point of how you love to only seem perturbed by Dems in office

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@emzanotti @MarcusBibulus Incredible dunk on that reporter

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@CaitlinPacific @Tastywaves77 Calling are you sleeping with anyone you’re about to write about? No? Well it’s suspected now

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5 months

@xoAeriel Yeah you want to?

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@hamiltonnolan Sorry your guy got got

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@AmyRemeikis David Crowe is going to be stunned to hear he’s been helping the ALP

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@watn_tarnation Napoleon famous for not caring about military logistics

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@kiwithesmol I wish

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@angel_0f_deathx Not quite, it’s hanging on for its life

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1 year

@accountpalatine Prisons are the ultimate high density housing, so of course

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@blinkx666 Always

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@sam_d_1995 This kind of livable walkable city is not possible under a praetor

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@mickeyhynes @vanillatary Exactly

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1 year

@NewStatesman not every day someone embarrasses themselves like this but you found a way to excel

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@mayaisfiya How would you know how anything works?

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4 months

@ZombiePanther2 Adam you don’t do anything but tweet

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@ppyajunebug this guy has a separate bank account and a whole plan for burgers, beer, and mouthwash

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@angel_0f_deathx Never a bad one

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@TheOnion Sorry it’s going badly for your Russian boys, chief

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@bonitasbum Like gold

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1 year

@ariel_koko @SpeakerPelosi do you know who's speaker? do you know who's the dem leader? do you even know what party has a majority in the house?

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@adamnvillani @DouthatNYT He had to pre write it and skip the debate because you simply can’t wait to see Megalopolis

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10 months

@ArmandDoma Now that’s a hegemon

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3 years

@JennyENicholson those teens are going to be pissed

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9 months

@UniversalMath51 @biobiogirl1 @merovingians Yeah he was a Dem elected official in a 80-20 repub area

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3 months

@cecilylynn_ Ruminating

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2 years

@BeccaLizz @POTUS @VP You should have voted for Clinton in 2016.

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@xgigglypuff This owned me, I’d hate for it to keep happening

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@NoFxcksK Dying to

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@AuhsdBond Where’s the truffles? The caviar?

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3 months

@blinkx666 Ladies first

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2 months

@RobotPiratNinja @agraybee @CopyOfOne You pay for Twitter

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4 months

@seaweedanxiety A brunch would go a long way to fixing them

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10 months

@fairycreamgirl Oh hey

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1 year

@samstein He won. Sorry your guys lost again

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6 months

@sadieluvsaudrey Please invite me to the city to watch

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11 months

@bocxtop Turns out the opponents are still fascist and anyway, you have to vote every time if you want to complain about politics. Otherwise you sound like this

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5 months

@revhowardarson The poasting is the abyss gazing back at them

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@agraybee Kenya is the only country allowed to exist, and everyone else has to move back

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2 months

You stealing chicken isn’t a leftist movement

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why as a Chipotle worker are you telling the lady at the register I got double chicken

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@Sandinista412 twitter is bad for you and you should go outside

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3 months

@hatescapitalism @DwarfV8er Lmao you guys just said you’re too scared to protest at repubs. Log off

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@canderaid

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@Doinks2Big Personally I find it a bit weird but if you want to, you can

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@Emllouise_ You’re the cutest

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@TheMcKenziest Go outside

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@nsfwjuls hey hey hey hey hey

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@SteelyDanMxmlst @vituperativeerb Vs your policy of doing jack shit

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@emilyctamkin Biden did that. You decided that wasn’t right either. So pick one

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@oxDessyxo If you’d have me

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@watn_tarnation Ahh, well. Nevertheless

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3 years

The incredulity needed to publish this while Laura Tingle and reality come at it from the exact opposite angle

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3 years

Geez Phil @PhillipCoorey you must be joking … “unscathed” ?? He’s heavily wounded and bleeding votes. This is nearly as good as #TheWomanWhoSavedAustralia - you don’t learn do you. #auspol #ausvotes

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2 years

@kept_simple awaiting the widespread “the bruenigs were never left” dissonance

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11 months

@KosSamaras He spoke up as she kept trying to interrupt with her crap Sky News political load. That’s not losing his cool and anyway, he’s right and he’d be right if he did

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@MattBelloni @semaforben Way to show why you suck

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@OldDreyfusard People have always wanted quality copper

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@angel_0f_deathx 💋

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@agraybee Only the original inhabitants of bed-stuy

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@opinonhaver Now this is firebombing a Walmart

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@canderaid From the river to the sea, occupied East Pennsylvania will be free

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@aurelivm @clapifyoulikeme He wants to earn 5% on it

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@angel_0f_deathx Sadly they never are

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@WASJAPPIN @LinkofSunshine You can just say you hate *those people*, this is elom’s nazi twitter and you don’t have to hide it

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@peterawolf Kristen Wiig already in talks

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@wobblymami Haha crazy yeah

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@ShamebyJames I wrote some awesome beat poetry that will definitely foster the revolution

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@SethAckerman @tcstephenson818 @Marengo234 @ok_post_guy That was obvious 8 years ago, champ

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@Laurennhunt2 I bet

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@CaitlinPacific @IowaNighthawk @NYMag That’s not making the case you think it is

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@xoAeriel Only two things

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@torriangray If he was dressed as a guerrilla and had a Che t shirt on though, heroic

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@spooky_hoe420 You’re allowed to torch his car

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4 months

@Facts0601 The eagle and flag and all those things are as liberal coded as the pride flags now anyway

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@canderaid Oh so real life then

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3 years

How quickly will Twitter act to defend the sanctity of the indefensible with this one?

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@onenonlymarqito @holy_schnitt Drone war is over, champ. If you want to run with the big dogs you have to keep up

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@julianaxferrara I’d hope so

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2 years

@S_Benavides1 @POTUS @TheDemocrats log off for a bit

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8 months

@TasteValeria If it ever popped up, yeah

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7 months

@jacktr1al Ban TikTok now. I’ll settle for banning it for anyone younger than 25 and older than 50

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@What46HasDone @PhoenixWomanMN Plus his useless “both sides are bad” takes are commonplace now

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@onlydahyn I can’t tell from here, you’d better smother me

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@Emllouise_ Will you though?

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@onlydahyn Sure

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@sadieluvsaudrey Please let me

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@savannahelisse I think it’s working

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2 years

Great work @facebook @Meta @MetaforDevs you’ve updated the app and it won’t stay on dark mode. Did you also fix the issue where it wouldn’t turn off notifs on a post despite clicking that prompt?

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@oxDessyxo It’s a stunner

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@TonyHWindsor @TeresabDB62 Dunno what she deleted but she’s locked her account

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@willowsfunhouse That would be pretty sweet

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@222vanessak Hopefully a friend

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2 years

@JoshButler You don’t have to treat those “criticisms” as legit when they’re clearly not

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@MattMurph24 They became debate hyper observers, then Parkinson’s experts, and now game theory intra party politics understanders

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@LizbethEden This is INSANE

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