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he/him, 5-teen, proship DNI, always need more moots, pro recovery💜

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Joined May 2024
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INTRO🙈 ☆ | Name: Kris ☆ | Nicknames: Eggs/Omelette ☆ | Pronouns: He/Him ☆ | Gender: Male ------ Likes/Dislikes ♡ | Likes: reading, going on long walks/exploring/hiking, music, homestuck ♡ | Dislikes: mushrooms ♡ | DNI: basic no racists/homophobes/transphobes/ablests
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@sarangfilic like literally just say it, ur adding to the problem
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@ethanventingig "longer thread!!! longer thread!!!" we all chant in unison
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@callsign_meow NO I ACTUALLY LIKE THAT
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do y'all get excited over cuts?? just me??? just me giggling n shit cuz of em????
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whats "DEEP" for you? (out of experience)
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"my trans phase was so embarrassing" still a tranny after 2020 and PROUD
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@sp6ncers "yea im a lesbian but i like boys🤭" UR NOT A LESBIAN, UR BI OR SMTH WITH A PREFERENCE
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so basically everyone on shtwt also has a pain kink or is ace huh
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they need an shedtwt rice purity test
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????
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@sneakycattt did they know what ur using them for??? no good friend should encourage that dude
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its so weird like "they dont know that i hit beans last night"
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believe it or not, most ppl that sh freak out over styros, twitter just normalizes sm shit that's unrealistic😝
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done w/ day one💪
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@K1SSAMAI i need a fasting buddy or smth but also id feel terrible doing smth like that iwth other ppl, like noooo u shod recover, this is a me thing😭
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who up wanting to krill thyselves?!?!
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the real reason i dont wear tank tops is actually cuz im batman and have to hide how buff i am, defo no cuz im fat n am covered in scars
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I LOVE MY MOOTSSSS nikolai egon jaide gray ethan angel jasper doll (idk ur nameee??) sollux (got restricted) kam tish cas skrump rory vincent (hes always with rory literally everywhere) oddy smth idk
@nikoroidane
𝕹𝖎𝖐𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖎 💉🏋️🔫❄️
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Bones Boobs Vex Ace Spiderus The 15 year old Eggs Me Niko Ash (Sorry these r the first 10 I can name MANY MORE)
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my life, basically
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interaction bait plz do this respond n i'll give you a cookie based off ur layout ^^
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can i do an age check plz?? i dont wanna be moots with 13 year olds😣
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cant wait till i move out so i can be disordered without interference
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nose ring + ear reveal for mootie
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i dont need fatspo, i live in america and see it everyday
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guys i actually do have a name and its not eggs
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(i also have a perfume thats cucumber honeydew)
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so you love me and you wanna kiss me?
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the evolution of my sh (just sharing) 🧵
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"im gonna touch you" "r @pe list" UR NOT FUNNY OML
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no cuz why did i piss out actually 3 lbs
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BANDAIDS HURT SM, LIKE THE SOFT SKIN ON THE UPPER ARM OMFG IM DEAD EVERYTIME
@vinceslits
𓏏𓏏 ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ vincent on shedtwt ‎ ‎✚
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taking off the bandages hurts more than actually 𝚌𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐
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abt anyone dawg, people always be making shit up abt people they dont like, IF I DONT LIKE THEM THERES SHOULD BE A REASON, SHIT ATALK ABT THE REAL STUFF
@ynyuejn
𓊆ྀིninfia🐇𓊇ྀི ⋆ ࣪˖
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@blkazutora What rlly annoys me is how people decide to make shit up about this guy once they get bored of the valid criticisms on stuff he actually did
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erm.. guys? ive been spitting out blood, dont be surprised if i stop posting suddenly👋🤕
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am i the only one who genuinely doesnt give a fuck? like yea its extra asf but why does it matter
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y'all fw chronically ill bitches till i cant sleep or lay on my back cuz i physically wont be able to breathe
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its normally worse
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*slits my wrist as u scroll past"
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"would you eat THIS to reach ur ugw?" YES DAWG, I DONT CAREEEEE I WOULDD
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@hyckdrms both‼️‼️
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how many of ur moots follow me???
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WHY ARE HALF MY MOOTS BRITISH EWWW (this is a joke, love y'all)
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10 days clean, who cheered?!
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list reveal
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y'all wish you could be me, i get asked almost everyday "are you okay? you dont look well"
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why r laxatives the worst an best thing ever, like ill have to go to the toilet every 5 minutes but at least i have no food in me by the end of the day
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would you listen to me rant abt my interests for hours
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who wants my hair wad
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WHAT THE FUCK
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always hoping they use the left arm🤞
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this specific situation 😭😭
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me m my gf at our wedding
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reading smut on ao3 during family movie night👻
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DONT LET ME FORGET TO RE READ THAT ONE COMIC IN THE MORNING
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Age: 7 Now: 15 Where I lived: two diff places in sd Where I live now: sd/ar Hair length: down to the asscrack Now: short/covers ears Pets: 0 Now: 1/2 (at my moms) Dream: never had one Now: hair stylist😝 Reply for an age !!
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Age: 12 Now: basically 15 Where I lived: south aus Where I live now: south aus Hair length: long ish Now: bit past shoulder Pets: 6 Now: 12?? Dream: myct youtuber Now: librarian Reply for an age !!
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LMAO WHAT
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do me n ill do u
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going private for like 3 weeks rq
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y'all fw the farmers tan??
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@sneakycattt okay good😭
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i hate when ppl say *sigh* LIKE DAWG THIS IS NOT
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MOOT APPLICATION Name: Kris (or eggs) Age: 15 Pronouns: He/Him Interests: DC (DCAMU, n batfam mostly) Homestuck, Music, Comics, Languages, Hiking, Baking DNI: proship/racist/homophobe/transphobe/fatphobe/ableist/13 or younger im not new to twt but this acc is BE MOOTS WITH ME
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"i have a fkn headache from not drinking red bull" "going through withdrawals, you addict" "says u" WDYM I HARDLY DRINK CAFFIENE, I DONT really DO DRUGS OFTEN, I DONT DRINK ALC, SH???? IM CLEAN,!????!?!?
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GO LISTEN TO MY DADS NEW SONG PLZ ITS SO COOL
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oomf is so pretty
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IM GONNA KMS ACTUALLY, MY ACC GOT FOUND
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Does it turn you on? 1. yess 2. depends 3. YEAH 4. OH YEA 5. 100% 6. im ticklish but yes 7. depends 8. YESS 9. INSANELY YEA 10. yupp 11. uh huhh 12. ehh 13. i guess 14. yea 15. YES 16. YUP 17. yes cz im freaky like tht 18. not really Leave an emoji for the questions in DMs.
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day 2 complete, i had to eat multiple meals with my family today so i went above 200 to abt 500 but i burned the extra
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please pleasepleasepleaseplease do this🙏🙏
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How similar is our music taste 10% Pierce the veil 10% p!atd 10% Mitski 10% Alex g 10% My chemical romance 10% La dispute 10% Car seat headrest 10% Bad omens 10% Chappell roan 10% Falling in reverse BONUS: Rastamouse, dont think anyone else listens to them so its +100%
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HYPERFIXATION FAST: not eating till i finish all of the xmen and wolverine movies😣
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popping a pimple hurts more than getting pierced yet so many people are terrified of it😔
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STOPPPPPP
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homophobic
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anyone can have an ed, you never know, it doesnt matter if theyre not skinny dawg
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would you eat my fast breaking meal? (veggie hash with egg and cheese, cucumber n nectarine on the side)
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reply for color, i got black :p
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@D1AMORPH1NE
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reply for a color, i got purple 🫶🏻
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why do i have to turn into princess bubblegum after 30 minutes in the sun #gingerproblems 😔
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when ur dropping lore n remembering all that shit actually happened?!?!
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laying on their lap while they play with my hair🤤🤤
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i love when i see a picrew thing on here and someone else already commented asking for the link so i dont have to
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me when i reach my gw
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am i the only one that has to be like borderline greening out to feel it at all, istg i cant feel high until i have no sense of reality
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reply for a color, i got blue :3 character food aesthetic flower
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reply for a color 🫡 character food aesthetic flower
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How innocent are you? I've never:❌️ I already:✅️ 1. ✅️ 2. ❌️ 3. ✅ 4. ❌ 5. 🤫 6. ❌ 7. 🤫 8. ✅ 9. ✅ 10. ❌ 11. ✅ 12. ❌ 13. ? 14. ✅ “💜” and I’ll send in DMs
@stupidzomboy
mune ˆ𐃷ˆ
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How innocent are you? I've never:🐾 I already:🧟 1. 🧟 2. 🧟 3. 🐾 4. 🧟 5. 🧟 6. 🧟 7. 🐾/🧟 8. 🧟 9. 🧟 10. 🐾 11. 🧟/🐾 12. 🧟 13. 🐾 14. maybe .. “💤” and I’ll send in DMs
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never shoulda said "i wish i would get sick so people would pay attention to me" as a kid, I HATE ASTHMA AND CHRONIC ILLNESS
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cant go into the gas station with my friend cuz im banned💔💔
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moots a little weird, but we love em anyways
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plz do this everyone🙏
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@saturn_slices
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pls 🙏🏻🙏🏻
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do u go private cuz my gf found my acc?
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STOP I CANT TAKE MEANSPO SRSLY "omg u fat fking pig you should go starve uself😠" LMAO WHATTTTTTT
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nailsss🙈
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UR WOUNDS SHOULD BE KEPT WET WITH OINTMENT OR VASELINE AND COVERED, LETTING THEM SCAB MAKES THEM HEAL WORSE + DARKER
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absolutely fire lunch (smoothie, pudding, rice cake with pb, honey, n everything bagel seasoning. estimate 315 cals)
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when u wanna loose hella weight but dont want loose skin </3
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