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@1chunkyloafer

9 months

btw I shot @BlondeRedhead and I think about it every single day

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@1chunkyloafer

9 months

I got to shoot my favorite band of all time and they were backlit the entire time hahahahahahaha some of my worst work fr but someone’s gotta see em. someone needs the proof. fellas… I finally shot Interpol

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@1chunkyloafer

10 months

shot @shamebanduk last Friday if u even care

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@1chunkyloafer

11 months

Bitches love to say shit like this with absolutely no regard to how awful and horrifying it is when you’re trying survive your eating disorder but thank you for the reminder I’ll be repulsive before I even hit 35

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@1chunkyloafer

10 months

I’ve been quiet because I have been trying to listen and learn without accidentally contributing to rampant misinformation, but I do know that if you’re still ignoring Palestine, we are not friends, please remove yourself from my channels. At minimum, I need to make that clear.

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7 months

if we can’t invent healthy smoking we should bioengineer stronger more resilient lungs

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@1chunkyloafer

10 months

Disgusted by the lack of reporting surrounding the gut-wrenching and horrifically violent murder of a 6 year old in Illinois @nytimes you’re fucking sick for continuing to push Israeli propaganda and barely mention Wadea’s horrific and untimely death. His blood is on your hands.

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@1chunkyloafer

9 months

In the absence of circles I will be forced to be even gushier and controversial on main so if you see me talking like a drunk girl in a bathroom or a drunk man at a dive bar just let me be, for they are the two dogs inside me and without circles they are unleashed

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@1chunkyloafer

7 months

ok

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@bigugly

7 months

🚫no cheating ‼️ post your last saved picture of YOURSELF without context ‼️

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@1chunkyloafer

10 months

Me when guys see me wearing a Joy Division shirt and tell me to name 5 songs and then I proceed to successfully name 5 songs

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@1chunkyloafer

11 months

Would I drive to anaheim for Portillo’s absolutely I would

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@1chunkyloafer

8 months

everyone is entitled to their own opinion unless they disagree w me

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@1chunkyloafer

11 months

do any sugar daddies out there want to buy me a Fender Shields Blender for my birthday please thank you

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@1chunkyloafer

8 months

when i was in college i worked at an urban outfitters in Boulder and every Sunday morning we would play a playlist called Blue Jean Baby that corporate made for us and they took it off spotify 4 years ago and i still mourn it every Sunday morning

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@1chunkyloafer

7 months

Adobe Lightroom

@Lightroom

7 months

mobile photography, it's your time to shine:

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@1chunkyloafer

10 months

not gonna lie I kinda freaked it w this photo from a very good deli in Chicago

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@1chunkyloafer

6 months

Los Angeles was quite literally designed for cars but ok

YIMBYLAND

@YIMBYLAND

6 months

20 most walkable cities in the US according to Conde Nast. Discuss.

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@1chunkyloafer

10 months

I’m letting myself have one (1) glass of whiskey for the first time in months and this cigarette is about to be so good

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@1chunkyloafer

9 months

the people who keep updated make the world go round thank you all for your service

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8 months

if you loved me you’d buy me a crucifish

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8 months

yes you can chill red wine why are you being annoying and boring

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7 months

he spent 6 hours at the hospital with me today is this my husband

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@1chunkyloafer

7 months

started dating one of my best friends during the most tumultuous and traumatic time of my entire life I’m so sorry to my homeboy my insanity knows no bounds

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@1chunkyloafer

9 months

The New Abnormal is their least impressive album by a landslide I cannot let another Strokes ranking go by and not say anything as everyone gives it such high placement

Steve iPod

@FranziaMom

9 months

1. Is This It 2. Room On Fire 3. The New Abnormal 4. Comedown Machine 5. Angles 6. First Impressions

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@1chunkyloafer

9 months

think I just got to the bottom of all my dating woes and it’s because I go on dates trying to prove what a guys girl I am and they’re like yeah dude.. I want a GIRL friend.. and I’m like oh shit sorry dawg hmu if u want to get beers another time tho

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@1chunkyloafer

8 months

While this is a very helpful at a glance resource it does make me feel absolutely batshit insane that someone had to make genocide statistics into a consumerist aesthetic to get more people to stop scrolling

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@TheDiaspora93

8 months

Pay attention! 🇨🇩 🇵🇸 🇸🇩

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@1chunkyloafer

6 months

honorable mentions: vanillary by lush, debaser by ds&durga, and italian kush by boy smells

yasmin

@tulipgardenyas

6 months

if i could add a fourth it’d be vince camuto amore

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@1chunkyloafer

7 months

wait I got a boyfriend and my problems didn’t all suddenly disappear? that’s crazy

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@1chunkyloafer

8 months

there are two types of managers in the world. one is the type that will fight tooth and nail for you and do whatever it takes to make sure your art is championed, and the other is a complete fucking idiot

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@1chunkyloafer

6 months

always fun and not at all humiliating re-launching your boyfriend after a dramatic 2-week break up

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@1chunkyloafer

6 months

oh cool now he’s posting w kanye west. can i have anything good in life

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@1chunkyloafer

6 months

why would i go back on medication for depression when i can just listen to jpegmafia for 5 minutes and get over it

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@1chunkyloafer

7 months

single digit bedtime save me…. single digit bedtime. save me single digit bedtime

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@1chunkyloafer

6 months

u saw turnstile at coachella i saw them open for basement at a dive bar we are not the same

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@1chunkyloafer

7 months

coordinating an ad buy and negotiating more budget to give to the guy that is being the nicest in his emails 👍

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@1chunkyloafer

9 months

I am completely gobsmacked by the rhetoric being pumped to the masses by publications I used to consume and respect and I deeply fear that we are nowhere near the darkest depths of this yet

Alan MacLeod

@AlanRMacLeod

9 months

Media were falling over themselves to print the "40 babies beheaded" story, but now that Israel commits a war crime it's "Palestinians say"

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@1chunkyloafer

9 months

generations will ask about the gaza genocide for years to come and they will ask what side you were on, and I know an atrocious amount of people will get away with lying, but I will never forget exactly who I saw post Israeli propaganda and then go silent when the bombs started

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@1chunkyloafer

8 months

the craziest part of being a young person in corporate is watching executives use the most backwards ass grammar and spelling and having to swallow the fact they also happen make quadruple your salary

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@1chunkyloafer

8 months

………. top songs are all songs I was trying to teach myself on guitar this year hahahaha that’s sweet

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@1chunkyloafer

7 months

how your email is finding me today

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@1chunkyloafer

8 months

wanted to share my beautiful perfect friends who are so beautiful and perfect together that they fell into this pose completely naturally and did not know I took this of them until they heard the film wind

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@1chunkyloafer

1 year

I turn 25 next month and I can actually feel my frontal lobe finishing up in there. Loading bar almost complete. Tolerance for dumb shit at zero

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@1chunkyloafer

10 months

all of the core people in my life that I trust wholly with music opinions and recs all have one thing in common and it’s that they’re all completely obsessed with Guided By Voices

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@1chunkyloafer

10 months

@_cyyndaquil Yeah fair you’re right I know grind culture still exists and convinces people to disregard everyone’s health.. just can’t help but feel that more people would actually call out if there were more paid sick days and less shame around it. But u said it best: it’s all fucked!

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@1chunkyloafer

7 months

sunset in Los Angeles tonight lucky to live here 🙏

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@1chunkyloafer

9 months

Just uno reversed myself by asking my dad the same question guys usually ask me at bars……….. which is if he’s ever heard of the band Pavement

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@1chunkyloafer

8 months

Dating is just pre-selecting who you want to try a bunch of restaurants with

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@1chunkyloafer

10 months

@_cyyndaquil It’s ok they’ve healed since! I left that job to heal and got a less demanding one that’s insane tho??? offering pto but no explicit sick days is just SO backwards I’m so sorry. I feel like we need to reinvent the wheel entirely at this point like how did we get here!?

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@1chunkyloafer

8 months

Doing friendsgiving tomorrow night except instead of thanksgiving food it’s going to be cigarettes and instead of being at home we will be at a bar playing cards

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@1chunkyloafer

10 months

At an edm festival and everything is assaulting my ears please god why can’t any of them learn guitar

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@1chunkyloafer

8 months

absolutely bonkers to me that people are still proudly posting suggestive fruit photography. perhaps controversial, but I don’t think anyone should feel confident sharing that they just fingered an orange

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@1chunkyloafer

8 months

Nothing more humbling than being sent to the ER at your worst and having only the hottest paramedics and nurses tending to u

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@1chunkyloafer

10 months

Being from colorado is kind of funny because all your core memories from middle school through college graduation all sort of have 3oh!3 in the background

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@1chunkyloafer

7 months

each day brings new sorrow but it’s never something sleeping for 12 hours can’t help

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@1chunkyloafer

8 months

when I say me and the girls need a patio night at zebulon this is what I mean

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@1chunkyloafer

7 months

it is my personal belief that we all could stand to be listening to more Built To Spill

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@1chunkyloafer

10 months

No but I once got written up for calling out when I had pneumonia so bad that the coughing fits broke my ribs so sometimes it’s not the person it’s the institution

cyndi

@_cyyndaquil

10 months

Coming into work despite being sick is not the flex you think it is

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@1chunkyloafer

7 months

what if this is finally my healthy relationship and I get boring. I will lose all of my jokes. Should I self sabotage

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@1chunkyloafer

10 months

I have never understood these posts like no one is arguing with you lmao no need to brag sister

emily may

@emilykmay

10 months

my husband and I were long distance for the first 6 months of our relationship and he flew to Dallas *eight* times on $90 round-trip Spirit flights out of Atlanta. ….and he had to drive 5 hours to Atlanta. IF HE WANTED TO, HE WOULD.

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6 months

me and my on repeat

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@lethalrejection

6 months

me and my on repeat

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@1chunkyloafer

9 months

I really don’t want to join the academy but the nominations are so disappointing every year I feel obligated to be a voter just so I can attempt to elevate other deserving rock music. Seeing the same list of major label Billboard charting artists over and over is so boring

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@1chunkyloafer

10 months

i think if i really wanted to i could be unironically good at harmonica

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@1chunkyloafer

10 months

did you guys know that u can run the dishwasher when it's only 75% full? they let you do that. and then unloading it doesn't feel like the biggest burden in the world and it's awesome. totally legal. it's great

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@1chunkyloafer

6 months

I saw jesse rutherford standing out of place at so many hardcore shows last year I knew it was only a matter of time before his weird ass made it about himself

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@1chunkyloafer

6 months

finally gloomy in LA

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10 months

you’re grossed out I let my pets sleep in my bed, I’m grossed out you live in a house with a toddler

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@1chunkyloafer

10 months

Really good that both Citizen and Drake released albums today with “the dogs” in the title I’m sure that’s not messing with citizen’s seo at all

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@1chunkyloafer

10 months

I love this photo because harlee is beautiful and my hand is giant hahahahahahaha I got those big paws

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@1chunkyloafer

6 months

…..no bc this is my Olympics

Pitchfork

@pitchfork

6 months

The Killers will play Hot Fuss in full at a 20th anniversary residency in Las Vegas

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@1chunkyloafer

10 months

Words that no longer need to be used in band names: Slow Joy Beach Pulp We have reached max capacity on bands that use these words specifically thank you 🙏

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@1chunkyloafer

6 months

the voices in my head telling me money isn’t real

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6 months

Fact

@Fact

6 months

Seven Ways to Actively Fight Depression...

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9 months

I’m interested in spending some time confused in a corn maze with you

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8 months

Wilco

carl marks

@lethalrejection

8 months

who is beach house for men

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@1chunkyloafer

9 months

what do u even say when u see the New York Times is publishing articles that look identical to high school journalism class homework of articles that were intentionally riddled with mistakes so that you could find them and learn to be an editor again, I said high school

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@1chunkyloafer

10 months

They should invent a music industry that fairly compensates the people who keep it alive current and thriving

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@1chunkyloafer

11 months

Wore my Debaser perfume to a Pixies show in Chicago where they played hit song “Debaser” from 1989’s Doolittle and it was a real good time

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@1chunkyloafer

7 months

when u ask to bum a cig and they happen to smoke the same ones u do

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@1chunkyloafer

8 months

my work friend adding me on linked in at 11:30pm his time on a Saturday night my guy what are u doin

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8 months

carl marks

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8 months

my top song and me :3

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6 months

crazy texts worked

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@1chunkyloafer

11 months

Love? Tearing us apart?? AGAIN??!

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@1chunkyloafer

9 months

reminder that if you claim to be a punk band and you’ve been silent about the gruesome atrocities and literal crimes against humanity being committed in gaza then you’re not fucking punk you’re just someone that learned how to play an instrument

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@1chunkyloafer

9 months

if you are incapable of boycotting this mere handful of brands that damn near exclusively manufactures products that do nothing but contribute to this country’s diabetes epidemic you’re weak as all hell and natural selection will get you faster than you think

Ugo 🦅

@its_ugo

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@gbennylola Imagine not being able to boycott Burger King lol

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@1chunkyloafer

7 months

2024 predictions: -celebrities phase out of the cigarette trend and leave it to the real ones -attempted return of rock rap before everyone finds out the hard way they’ll never be Beck -people finally stop making ig art boasting their medications but now it’s the diagnosis

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@1chunkyloafer

11 months

It’s amazing that julian Casablancas is a real person. Everything he does is something a cartoon character would do

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@1chunkyloafer

10 months

had a really introspective conversation with a dear friend at 1am on saturday and it ended on the conclusion that if either of us want to achieve our dreams we have to “summit cringe mountain” so if you see me self promoting just know I’m wincing the whole time. The WHOLE time

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@1chunkyloafer

6 months

starting a new endurance challenge where I attempt to endure any more of my existence

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@1chunkyloafer

10 months

I hate it when something so cool happens but you can’t talk about it. But it was soooooo cool. One of life’s many challenges I suppose

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@1chunkyloafer

7 months

I am not joking I am going to get married at zebulon

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@1chunkyloafer

11 months

u literally don’t have to report on everything. u could have just not ruined my day. and yet here we are

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@1chunkyloafer

8 months

before adele and I were friends I used to just be a huge giant fan of her photos, u can very clearly see why

Adele Sakey

@adelesakey

8 months

hi from rome !

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8 months

is it wrong that I’ve already selected my AOTY even tho there’s still a month and a half left of the year

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@1chunkyloafer

7 months

if I owe you a response somewhere I’m l sorry it’s just that getting through the day is enough I cannot also use a phone with intention. 5-7 biz days thank u 👍

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@1chunkyloafer

7 months

most listened to album is surely this which is the first cd I put in my Honda cr-v when I was 16. still there. Spotify wrapped will never know how much I’ve spun this record

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@1chunkyloafer

10 months

Going to buy a heart shaped bong 👍

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@1chunkyloafer

11 months

I can’t even decide if I actually need to get my spending habits in check or not because what’s the point. I’m having fun and will die anyway so maybe I will just keep having fun

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@1chunkyloafer

11 months

You’ve heard of “per my last email” I just had to use “per asana archives (link here and screenshot attached)” on someone

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@1chunkyloafer

11 months

Not even 8am and I already need everyone to hop off of my fucking dick what is in the air today