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Talking crap for years

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Dan
2 years
@FchtMarkd @FCHTOnline He’s hardly throwing away a football career if he’s 27 and playing semi pro 🤣
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2 years
@Rooty27 @sportbible What would you like me to reflect on?
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2 years
@UberFacts Peace and quiet
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4 years
@EE @RitaOra Rita ‘oh sorry it was a spur of the moment 30 people sneaking into a restaurant for my 30th birthday during lockdown’ Ora
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2 years
@UberFacts Wonder how many of the Turkish guys partners are British girls on holiday
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2 years
@sportbible Please someone ban these kids with begging cards for shirts. Saw about 10 at Leeds match tonight
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3 years
@Oocnan @MrBrownsEtc @cate_griffiths @AndyWhipp @AndrewMarr9 @LBC @michaelgove @johnsweeneyroar Surely it should be absolutely encouraged Richard. There are different stories to almost every conflict and independents can tell some of them a lot more freely than sky or bbc
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4 years
@BBCNews Clearly they weren’t fined for playing dominoes they were fined for being 12 people together. But enjoy making your naff headlines bbc
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6 years
@SkyBetChamp Even as a Leeds fan I have to say well done, enjoy it as much as you look like you are! Top manager and top striker
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1 year
@SkyNews @Jacob_Rees_Mogg @BethRigby In the real world he’d have been sacked with immediate effect
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4 years
@BBCNews Surely this needs to be for front line Covid staff only? A GP friend tells me this has been the most boring but easy year they’ve ever had. 90% has been telephone triage for them as GPs.
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8 years
@L_ArmiTstead : In my own words. ” fantastically well put. Ignore the idiots
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2 years
@SoccerAM Needs to try passing to his team mates they might score then
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3 years
@BTSportBoxing @Tyson_Fury Ref gave him at least 20 seconds rather than 10 that’s why
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2 years
Top dad marks for me, the boy loves his @secretshirtco too @RealBetis_en
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3 years
@newcs07 @sportbible Because he can’t get in the Leicester team half the time
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1 year
@UberFacts The earth
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4 years
@TomHourigan That is utterly embarrassing, could at least have learnt their words rather than looking down at pieces of paper half the time
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10 years
The irony is that Oscar Pistorius will wake up this morning and there really will be a burglar using his toilet.
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1 year
@England @RangersFC I know let’s wind up the catholic Celtic fans even further by training at Protestant Rangers. Clever idea that given how much the national anthem is already hated in half of Glasgow
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2 years
@BBCNews I think you’ll find that’s Phil Mitchell off Eastenders
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1 year
@russellcrowe It was Man Utd under 12’s if you look at teamsheet
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2 years
@SoccerAM Embarrassing
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5 years
@TheAwayFansVids @theawayfans None of them were even alive when she was in power
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2 years
@PhilHay_ He talks some utter crap. We couldn’t defend and couldn’t score. It was rushed and scrappy
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7 years
Current @McDonaldsUK ad is a disgrace. All about a kid whos dad has died but don't worry he's happy because he's taken to McDonalds. Ban it
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11 years
@Number10gov no they haven't. He was a man who allowed hundreds of Palestinians to be murdered
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3 years
@LUFC Well said Chairman, most chairmen wouldn’t even bother with the message. Bielsa was amazing and got us back to Premier League, unfortunately this season we’ve been nowhere near the levels of the last 3. Fans need to be behind the team and help push for safety
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1 year
@Scarygalgothic @DefraGovUK Can’t see that many Jack Russell have killed anyone recently (perhaps even ever)
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3 years
@BBCNews Don’t have DMs on then. Simples
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1 year
@UberFacts That ice cream vans play music when they’ve run out of ice cream
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2 years
@BBCNews Absolute bull! Definitely won’t get their final salary pension at 50 being a scaffolder or £10 an hour waitress
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2 years
@LUFC Are you just trolling us with all the Phillips and Raph stuff because they are clearly leaving
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3 years
@NoContextBrits That’s quite good to be fair
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2 years
@BBCNews Embarrassing. Please stop the beeb taking my licence money and wasting it on this 💩
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1 year
@SkyNews An actor who just happens to be ginger too. Clever
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2 years
@JoeDonnohue I think what they mean is he wants a lot more money if we are staying in PL.
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1 year
@LUFCDATA I don’t think the new owners have helped the situation at all. If we’d signed a couple of quality players early on then a few others would possibly have stayed and thought 1 season in Champ and we’ll be back up. Now it’s more a case of rats jumping a sinking ship
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5 years
@rioferdy5 @ManUtd @_JMallen Locals? What like the security guard in the background guarding you in some vip bar!
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6 years
Quite possibly the greatest invention since sliced bread #delicious #kelloggspeanutclusters @KelloggsUK
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1 year
@ArcticReviews People turn up 5 mins before kick off and expect to get in on time. Also if it’s anything like the last u21 game I went to everyone is queuing for the same turnstile when you can use any of them
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2 years
@LUFC_WorldWide Shut up! Manager picks the team, sets the strategy. It doesn’t work. Not just this game, all season
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4 years
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3 years
@ajm1991_ It was a decent atmosphere to start on Thursday. Once it got to 30 misplaced passes and gifting them an easy opener it changes. Can’t blame fans for that
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4 years
Funk me this @Kklassuk set is absolutely banging #unitedwestreamgm #onemanrave
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8 years
Help @almurray glove down. Adel woods, Leeds
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3 years
@FootballJOE No, he was offside and at least it was his foot not an arm or shoulder
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6 years
Definitely a @SmooveTurrell sort of Saturday
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1 year
@MartynPears @FBAwayDays Need it for home tickets too. £47 for @lufc is a joke
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4 years
@SkyNews Why is someone being gay even news. 99.9% of people couldn’t care less if a footballer is gay or not. Crack on with your life whoever you are
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2 years
@HarrogateTown New manager?
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2 years
@SkySportsNews What success? We lost in previous tournaments
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8 years
@MichaelLCrick surely that's a good thing. He actually has a job, a real normal job and probably doesn't have 50 days holiday he can use
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2 years
@sportbible Jimmy Greaves
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2 years
@SkyNews The problem for @RoyalMail and the striking employees is that no one even notices when they strike. Most people would be perfectly fine with post twice a week and there are plenty of other parcel companies to use
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1 year
@BBCNews Not sure he’s still there lads
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2 years
@YorkshireCCC Is there a division 3?
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1 year
@SkyNews She’s talking absolute rubbish
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2 years
@theawayfans Come on at least give us a chance, how about if Germany score you give me a copy?
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2 years
@LUFC Got to assume he’s saving Gnoto to start on Saturday
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2 years
Thanks @SmooveTurrell another top gig last night @Nath_Brudenell . And Amber loved it and her double shoutouts 🤣 #fuckthetories
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1 year
@YorkshireCCC Glad to see we are as quality at 20/20 as we are championship cricket
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3 years
@leedsrhinos @RaidersCanberra @George7Williams No star player will sign for an Agar coached team
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3 years
@LeedsNews I thought you weren’t meant to take kids and babies with you to get your jab. Breastfeed first then leave child with partner and go to get the jab. That’s not sexist it’s just common sense surely
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7 years
Sobered up now. Top night watching @SmooveTurrell on Saturday. Here's a vids
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7 years
All round Noel's house then
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3 years
@sportbible Multi millionaire donates less than a weeks wages wow
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2 years
@BBCNews Heating doesn’t need to be on again until October
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11 years
So have #lufc got any directors other than Bates pet Shaun Harvey that actually work in Leeds or even the Uk?
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7 years
@theawayfans Easy Jermaine Beckford scoring for @lufc at Old Trafford in the FA cup when we were in League 1
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6 years
@sophielevin11 Do one, he’s a Leeds United player, get behind the players of the team you support.
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10 years
@fleetstreetfox good I'm not sure that our benefits system can cope with Angelina and her 28 kids. Think of the child benefit £££
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2 years
@sportbible @paddypower How many seats have been taken up by NHS £1 seats offer. Great idea to fill grounds but just proves that the training stadium is probably the right size
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8 years
@GuidoFawkes whys that an issue? If it's a work phone it goes through work expenses. Mine would if I broke it
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5 years
@LUFC Why do we keep loaning to Spanish clubs then they never return? Surely a league 1 or 2 loan is better development for English football and learning the language
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3 years
@OliverKay Not sure you can blame Dan James, he plays for Leeds
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2 years
@England @wembleystadium You can’t say a stadium turns 100 when it’s an entirely different stadium
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2 years
@officialcharts @BlossomsBand @MelanieCmusic @spicegirls Truly awful and I think Blossoms are an amazing band
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3 years
@SkyNews If we were willing to do whatever it takes we’d be bombing Russian troops with our fighter jets and launching a ground and sea mission to take back Ukraine
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1 year
@FootballJOE It’s either deafening or dead no inbetween
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4 years
@Kevin__Davies What school do you send your kids too if they get taught Latin? 🤣. Can’t imagine anymore than 1% of state schools teach it. Agree with your sentiment though, generally it’s crap parents that produce crap kids unfortunately
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3 years
@NFromont @apopey Teams have sussed us out this season, it’s what good teams do
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2 years
@UberFacts Yes but only after her death to fulfil her wish of having a book published
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1 year
@LUFC We are so short on outfield players that Dan James is playing 3 times
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5 years
@SkyNews Poor @richardbranson he’s only worth about £4billion too
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2 years
@SkyNews @BethRigby The grief of a nation? 90% were a tiny bit sad for an hour and now fed up of all the coverage and want the government to get on and do their job
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2 years
@TSSLUFC I don’t like the look of him at all. Not looking anywhere near a £35m player. Done nothing since he came on
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2 years
@jessemarsch @LUFC Hope he’s only got a weeks notice on his contract otherwise it’s an expensive pay off when you all get binned
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4 years
Top tune @graemepark push push in the bush 🤣 #unitedwestreamgm
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3 years
@M_Shaw1 @BAILS168 This doesn’t defend the Pryce tackle, both horrendous, this one slightly less bad. This deserves more than 4, 10 about right for Pryce, could very easily have paralysed the guy
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2 years
@IanWright0 Given she’s retweeted it herself twice I’d say she’s happy with it
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2 years
@sportbible Save yourself a read. It’s fishing
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1 year
@GrahamSmyth Last bus home in the 90s used to be like this, sadly it was a river of piss
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2 years
@apopey Aaronson is Jesse’s love child. Had 3 decent games at the start of the season and been garbage since
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2 years
@leedsrhinos So inconsistent. Really need a good look at the squad for next few years and actually have players in proper positions. Seems half the squad are average utility players at the moment
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8 years
@LUFC @alex_mowatt is this some special 'see an out of contract player every night of the week' offer? It was @charlietaylor09 yesterday
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