Villas all over the world. Hot girls dancing. Retardio in the wallet. Psyops every week. Zyns in the foreskin. Billion dollars in volume. Yacht party on the daily. Crocodile watch. Expresso Martini to wake up. Suntanning my balls. Pit vipers on. Colonizing Uganda.
RETARDIO
Every fucking project in the world is tryna bribe us with 5-20bucks airdrop and endless worthless NFT WL grifts to get a share of the Retardio attention pie.
Everybody is starting to understand that Retardio Cousins are the biggest alpha posters.
CT is starting to get that
While you guys are crying over this insignificant crypto dip, Yulia, in her early 20s, oblivious to market movements, is funneling her monthly 10k OnlyFans paycheck into Retardio.
She doesnt know what a dip is, what exchange listing means or even that we are living the greatest
The cabal really tried to get you from
- SOL to ETH, then from
- SOL to BASE, then from
- SOL to TON, then from
- SOL to TRON
Every single time you bridged back to SOL with $3 left ๐ซต๐คก
Mind you Retardio Cousins started the golden Solana NFT bullrun.
Remember what was before Retardio ? You probably don't (dry, politically correct, WAGMI collections farming you to the bone)
But you've probably seen the dozens of derivs that popped up since then: all trying to
Retardio is singlehandedly at war with Milady, BAYC, Madlads, every other collection on Sol, your dad, Bitlord, Shrekli, probably a dozen Kolfags and you're bearish ?
How about you take a chance.
Retardio Johnson ๐ซต๐คก
Retardio was the first successful coin+NFT on SOL and everybody tried to replicate its success.
At the end of the cycle you'll want to bite your fingers off for having bet on all the next retardio wannabes and not the original one.
All your shit is going to 0.
Retar Dio
If you're tryna start a war between remilia and retardio you're a FED.
Remilia Treasury owns 10 Retardio Cousins and most Retardios own Remilia assets.
You should have held onto your bags retard instead of fueling the copium rally ๐ซต๐คก
Somehow Retardios got airdropped both between 3k-10k+ each of $UwU and 6% of supply of $RAPR.
Both are sending.
Study airdropping non jeet retards ๐ซต๐คก
Retar Dio
Listen guys Binance is gonna list us tomorrow so if u could tone down a bit the casual racism as well as the jokes centered around the wonderful race of the people of Israel ๐ค would appreciate greatly haha. You didnt hear it from me tho ๐๐
Iโve been told miladys hold a large supply of retardio and will dump it to zero
yet I see no sellers DMing me about our current offer to buy off 0.3%-1%+ OTC with no price impact
canโt believe how broke miladys have gotten these days
You need to be making so much money that your nervous system is so fried that you can never actually go to sleep.
This wont make sense to you until it does. Simply grind more.
Magic Eden is shamelessly incentivizing VC funded collections.
Get out of there and use
@solsniperxyz
(even if they wear a gay pfp).
You will pay for your crimes
@MagicEden
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@danupsher
Mimany the purest astroturfed shit since Kamala lmfaooo. Never seen any of you in the trenches "oh but we were there last cycle" get mogged ๐ซต๐คก
I was just on MDMA and took a cab and the driver was blasting islamic tunes and smh was getting a bit farther from my hotel and I started tweaking i thought i was gonna get kidnapped
Retardio
You know we're going to flip all the garbage tier solana NFTs and dominate at 100sol when some 40yo NFT enthousiast from last cycle bidding a fucking bean in a hat is coping that Retardio Cousins are the most strokable asset on Solami blockchain.
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The funny thing about Retardio is that normally for any other collection, tweets like this would be a top signal. But Retardio holders have such faith in God that they wont sell their assets before Retardio Cousins are the sole uncontested ruler over the Solami blockchain.
Some niggas on the TL trying their all to FUD Retardio and I 1000% understand them, we've been completely insufferable to jeets, early sellers and disbelivers ever since Retardio came out.
While the market is tanking they only have this small window of opportunity to try to lap.
Hosting IRL events always bricks me up because I actually see the scale of things.
Everyone has heard about it but they dont know how hard they should go until they meet real life retardios ๐คก๐
Retardio is a cult.
Retardio is a lifestyle brand.
Retardio is a global movement.
You gotta remember the Solana landscape before Retardio came in.
Gay wif derivs being launched 10 times a day. AI generated dog coins that not even your mother would share on her facebook page and low tier garbage being shilled by influencooors.
Now remember when Retardio came
Quick trip to Tel Aviv with my good friend
@retardmode
. Discovering a new culture live especially from a local is always endearing. Forever grateful for the experience, proud to call you my friend
@retardmode
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It has been brought to Retardio cousins attention that multiple worthless grift derivatives of Retardio on the solami love chain are trying to "go to war" with us to generate attention to their worthless projects.
I won't even give them attention for they are not worth 1 min of
I just had a guy larping in my DMs to OTC sell a lot of Retardio and he started being pressed and saying he would market dump everything then I did a quick solscan check and noticed he was larping with my VERY OWN SOLANA ADDRESS LMFAOOOOO
Return to Mumbai ๐ซต๐คก
Over the last few months many people sold Retardio and flaunted on the TL only to be blown out by a god candle mere days or weeks after the fact.
You're not that guy pal ๐ซต๐น
Retar Dio
I NEED YOU GUYS TO BE INSUFFERABLE AND RUTHLESS ONCE WE SET FOOT IN UNCHARTED TERRITORY. YOU WILL SEE PEOPLE CRYING ALL OVER THE TL THAT TOOK PROFIT AT EVERY BREAKOUT AND KEPT US IN THE DARK FOR SO LONG. YOU NEED TO BULLY THEM AND TAUNT THEM WITH YOUR RETARDIO WEALTH. DO NOT LET
Guys can we CTO this Retardio coin?? Is it too late? My bags are down so much. Like can we make it all back? I mean like I just want it to go up 20% so I can exit for like only 50% loss. Can we do this? Like what about if we all band together and do a CTO? I think we can make it
Solana VCs are pushing "woke" culture and DEI down your throats for the better part of the last 3 years. Constant "cancels" are happening to target collections threatening their Status Quo...
For reference this is what the average "DeGods" NFT looks like. Would you let any of
Solana has Mad Lads and DeGods
Ethereum has Punks, Apes, Pudgy, Azuki, Milady, Doodles
The lack of quality projects in the Solana ecosystem is embarrassing
Founders on Solana need to start taking advantage of this opportunity or else Solana will never excel as an NFT chain