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@simoj_ Yeah, most tree snot is useless and nasty. Pine tree boogers are useful (tar, turpentine, etc) but not at all tasty. Maple snot is delicious. Everything else is gross or milky and poisonous.

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@thebadstats "denialist" Have you ever looked into this? Wait until you hear about the (also quite compelling) parasite theory of compulsive male homosexual behavior. You've been lied to.

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Whoa. @HotepJesus 's closing statement. Nailed it.

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Did Joe Rogan FINALLY say what we're all thinking about January 6th and the FBI?

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リンクされた投稿は日本人がmRNA（またはmodRNA）によって引き起こされる組織損傷問題の基本的な問題を理解するのに良い入門書です。

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【生配信】なぜ急に倒れる？進化生物学者に訊く！私達の身体に起きているお注射の影響ブレット・ワインスタイン博士インタビューinterview with Bret Weinstein

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@brian_t_muldoon @sciam HAH! This is hilarious. The "hip placed loads" were babies. Men have been doing most of the hunting since before writing was a thing. Everything from cave paintings to observing tribal societies today to watching the checkout line at the grocery store will tell you this.

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@Andy_Beatles_90 @RollingStone Explain how their favorite SCOTUS judge is the black one in an interracial marriage.

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@roadtoserfdom3 Misshapen protiens. What was the mRNA shot designed to do again?

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@m1ghtysauc3 @CaptJackSullivn @martyrmade You don't have to trust him. It is only important to note that his predictions and world model have been dramatically more accurate than any media or government body over the last 10 years.

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@Richardwalsh21 @Jamesmk2010 @swiddoy76 I played. That was a kick, not a slide in. That was murder.

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@GlomarResponder I like how the account claiming to be hispanic thinks that the messicans you meet on site aren't properly racist af. It's 100% why we get along with them.

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@FrizzellH @SnakeEyes_187 @BNONews @RedWave_Press The entire Arctic was supposed to have been ice-free by 2012 as oer Al Gore (and way before that according to others). It's kind of silly a this point.

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@TheClassicalCo "an unknown game" ...bwahahaha

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@WomenReadWomen That story was crafted and delivered even better than ususal. Holy shit. And the punchline after that setup... wow.

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@disclosetv "Join NATO" equates to "We hope the US military will save us!" The US military since 2020:

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@upstatefederlst There's an entire story to be told waiting there. There was a book I read ages ago called something like "The Man Who Ruined Football" about a guy who discovers in middle age he can kick perfect field goals from 90 yards out. Destroys the NFL. Was interesting.

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@Davinci3144 @TerryTam @MrRaceBannon lolwut? He gets people in and lets them talk. That's the whole format of the show.

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@Hrnyaristocrat @Inhumansoflate1 John Adams was a committed abolitionist who never owned slaves, though. This shit is ridiculous.

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@samswoora Rust is gay and Haskell is trans. Everyone knows this.

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@starsandtigers @hayasaka_aryan Feminist-influenced sexual dysfunction works in a cycle where every so often they wind up fetishizing things so much that ordinary heterosexual relationships are the alien concept and therefore taboo -- which they wind up fetishizing.

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@IRHotTakes Dirty secret: Chinese leadership occasionally solves its "too many unemployed males" problem by using them as cannon fodder. Xi may take this option using Taiwan as the excuse. The goal isn't the same as outsiders expect, so behaviors boggle.

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@eigenrobot Quick reminder: COVID was cover for a civil war. Xi completely destroyed the Shanghai clique and its business arms (at the time rebased to Hong Kong), took Hong Kong, and culminating in the ouster and subsequent assassination (symbolic or not, he did actually die) of Jiang Zemin.

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@goblinodds Step 0: Move somewhere better Step 1: Go for a walk There is a non-trivial chance that step 0 will resolve whatever step 1 was intended to fix.

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@pourteaux @bxieus No. Political agitation by foreigners should be illegal.

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@IndigiTrans Who was there before the Lakota?

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@Ace_Archist Correct. This is the European system of "Human Rights". Contrast with the American system of "Inalienable Natural Rights". Not the same. The US is flirting hard with European problems now.

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@GlomarResponder The dynamic of the Southwest was meta stable until the invasion started, and now things are ridiculously out of control. No more summer work and return types, just never ending floods of gangsters and wild people. It won't end well. Europe too.

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@thebadstats This outcome has indeed occurred in a handful of cases. Would it have this effect on you? No idea. But that isn't the point. The point is in the "compelled" part of the theory. Are you familiar with parasitic influence over hosts?

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@rararogerl Trying to convince people that evolved survival behaviors are grooming is pretty funny. Enjoy the crash.

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@eigenrobot Alexander, Napoleon, possible to argue Temujin (but a bit thin on evidence with both sides retconning), and...? I don't think this holds up as well as it seems to at first.

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@mvonmises @LuciusSextus @m1ghtysauc3 @CaptJackSullivn @martyrmade The number of things Jones has been kayfabe right about is pretty amazing. "Turning the damn frogs gay!" is a kayfabe way of conveying the underlying truth. If you time traveled to 2017 to warn people about 2020 onward you wouldn't convince anyone, you'd just be Alex Jones.

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@N_anonnn @ymmayer I should take a picture of the wipipo food section so she can dissect the subtle social injustice of American pizza sauces being sold next to counterfeit Italian tomatoes from China, parmesian cheese from Hokkaido and oddly authentic Bulgarian yogurt from Meiji.

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@wil_da_beast630 And Arafat himself was an openly genocidal piece of work. So, of course, he got a Nobel Peace Prize.

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@DavidCable13 @mchuntcraftnet @sax_n_violets @Styx666Official @RollingStone No, it is precisely collectivist. Instead of being global in scope it limits itself to the nation. The term "national socialism" is the expansion of "Nazi". The State's control of the means of production are through industry delegates rather than private capital.

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@AaronEstel Yes. And "diet coke" tastes really weird and so does ph paper. Not sure if these are related but they form a cluster that most people I know don't share.

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@SotoCrazy I remember the bejeebus out of this, and my kids love the Super Mario Brothers Super Show videos online.

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@MaxCarnageHS @Ace_Archist It is not a question of whether the government can, it is a question of foundational ethos. This is much more important than bluepilled retards and blackpilled trolls realize.

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@WUTangKids I don't get it. Does he think that Kissinger put Pol Pot in charge?

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@eigenrobot It's pretty surreal. Especially from the perspective of a country (I live in Japan) where the US was supposed to be the perpetual guarantor of stability. This actually puts us back into 1860's problems, looking at a world being taken over by a weird colonial influence. Pinched.

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@CynicalPublius Consistent with my experience. I have also encountered an even more outlandish version of this all across Europe since around 2013 or so, mostly among the imported population but something about it has rubbed off on the native population as well now. It's wild. Bad times inbound.

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@tautologer @CAaronRodgerus This is a function of tooling, not the language. NPM is an absolute nightmare shitshow.

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@atom_Themis @Sakura8888Saku 英語では「トカゲ人間」と言いますね (lizard people)

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@ShitpostGate It was clear Afghanistan was done when a Saint Floyd mural appeared in Kabul. This is next level.

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@rangermonk1 The good cops all quit during COVID. This is also true of the military. The % of good guys who are hanging on is minuscule and they are being targeted for termination.

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@WallStreetSilv Employee of the month. Based.

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@TheCriticalDri2 I have enough faith in Walken as a professional that I would lean toward it being a solid casting decision. Could turn out otherwise, but I've never seen the guy slouch. Same with James Woods. Very clear in the mind now: Should be Walken, Woods, or similar.

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@kiranfatimaopal newsflash: abandoning nihilism and self pity will transform them into right wingers. the hormonal effects of being in the gym will change them mentally. and they will meet intelligent righties in the gym.

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@WeThePeopleThe3 @TheAKGuy @retrorifle Very " the Left can't meme"ish indeed.

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@confirmedterfs @___frye Was definitely something like this in Howel (no idea English spelling? ハウルの動く城 one), Ponyo's father, maybe Porco Rosso and Mononoke characters as well.

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WHO: World Health Organization Note this is not the Human Health Organization. Why? The WHO/WEF/UN/etc literally believe humanity is a disease plaguing the world and must be reduced. Why no increased energy and food production? They plan for there to be fewer people quite soon.

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@IRHotTakes Here in Asia we have roughly the same conspiracy theories about Chinese people instead of Jews. It is particularly rampant in Southeast Asia.

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@freedomeon @ConceptualJames The military that has now been laregly cleansed of people who believe in the Constitution.

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@beejspot @confirmedterfs @___frye Oh! Like yelling? That's kind of funny.

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@MichaelM_697 @Davinci3144 @TerryTam @MrRaceBannon A solid half of his guests are people I don't agree with, but that's why it is interesting -- with the bubble phenomenon so strong online it is one of the only ways to hear alternative views in a format where someone has the rime to give their idea full context.

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@Hiro_Owari @gehstopit @JadeAtrophis narcissism often has that effect

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@VDFruit @tao_lin @RobertKennedyJr The West does exactly the same thing, so that's a wash. And I really wish that weren't true.

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@ShitpostGate Took a peek at the Slack javascript the other day with a friend. Hundreds of thousands of minimized lines of trash. Amazed me. Hundreds of megs of nothing. Crashed my code inspector. Was amazing. For a chat app. Mind blown.

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@thevivafrei It sucks to admit, but we live in a world where Alex Jones has been incredibly accurate in every dimension.

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Worth repeating.

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They're not "vaccine passports," they're movement licenses. It's not a vaccine, it's experimental gene therapy. "Lockdown" is at best completely pointless universal medical isolation and at worst ubiquitous public incarceration. Call things what they are, not their euphemisms.

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@DualityofHan Some people mistake libertarianism for a free ticket to hedonism when in fact it is the absolute opposite if anyone wants anything at all to work ever.

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@uncledoomer @FemaleTakes Consumer credit is the closest single correlating stat for general societal stress over money. Right now the figure is somewhere north of $100k consumer debt per household and accelerating. That will be papered over with "stimulus" and bailouts funded by deficit spending.

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@hslye3 @cavannastan Hi. Former 18C here. I don't have my data book handy, but this is calculable. I assure you it takes a sizeable boom to blow most modern tracks or some careful crafting and placement of a charge. Homemade black powder... would be a *serious* challenge for a lot of reasons.

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@n3liason @pope_head That was a much more respectful treatment.

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@JustinWhang Which way, Modern Man?

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happy mother's day

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It's not even enjoyably ambiguous.

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@kaminosuprise I didn't see it. I don't know anyone who did other than a handful of people who do reviews. That looks so over the top that I'm glad I missed it.

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@shakoistsLog Indeed. Not an improvement. People make fun of "zogmg floppy disks!" and don't realize that a provably correct system is super hard to write, and way harder the more components it has. Once you get it working, if adequate, STOP.

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@TheClassicalCo [whispers under breath] "I *knew* it!"

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@plzbepatient @Babygravy9 Learn? That's not the purpose of these medium security prisons.

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@Andy_Beatles_90 @RollingStone Why do you weirdos obsess with race so much? It's 2022. Grow up. Nobody cares except you weirdos.

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@PretendEditor @simoj_ Oh this is kind of awesome. Where might I be able to try this? (hard mode: I live in Japan)

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@BatemanBased Delete the last 10 letters.

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@roadtoserfdom3 Keynes: I got mine! See ya!

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@OliLondonTV @ScooterCasterNY Ahhhh, Paris. Er... New York? Well... everyone warned it would spread, but nobody listened.

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@AndyMasley Somebody overthought this while drinking.

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@upstatefederlst That feels like it just got made up last week as a 4chan op.

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@sofieroberta @Andy_Beatles_90 @RollingStone "Constitutional originalist" == "corrupted judge" Totally convincing.

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@twopunchman3 @WallStreetSilv Something like this is inevitable. Indonesia and Malaysia can't fully process and transit the food they do produce, and other places have opposite problems (massive processing capacity, littler raw production). Some interesting deals will be worked. WEF going to be big mad, too.

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@ManojTiwariIND @sentdefender Seems legit. Kiev takes Moscow when, next Tuesday?

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@grayzoneintel Yes. The communist revolutionaries have completely changed the game that officers play, realizing that this was possible because we've made field and flag rank dependent on playing political games and not performance. It will get worse.

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@SP_LimitReviews @elonmusk @MarkZuckss @XBusiness Because he makes enormous amounts of money. Don Lemon wouldn't. That's what "doesn't work" means in business speak.

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@Theo_TJ_Jordan "Community organizing" is a communist phrase. All of the language in those is, they just replaced "class" with "race", "black" with "proletariat" etc. and copied everything verbatim. As original as a Harvard thesis. Actually is a Harvard thesis, come to think of it.

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@R1Jnl17veoUoRAE @mtanigami51 戦争はもう始まった、日本人がまだ気づいてないだけ知りたくない、信じたくない

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@goblinodds Pondering the pussygraphs is as pointless as using a dating app. People are chronically retarded these days. Wow.

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@VolgareT @thebadstats Male/Male sexual interactions provide a direct and ideal path for transfer and replication of intestinal parasites. A wide variety of parasites influence the behavior of their hosts to encourage replication-friendly behaviors. The theory is that there may be a causal link.

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@catturd2 But which one gives better brain?

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@roadtoserfdom3 We have no idea what the problem is. Total mystery. But it is definitely not that one thing. No way.

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@Devon_Eriksen_ "But if *I* got to play God *I* would d it perfectly!" This is what the narcissism half of their complex boils down to. And referencing God there is precisely accurate. It is also the reason that the mortal sin of hubris is "having pride before the gods".

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@DonShift3 @notfreerifleman @wayofftheres @4nt1p4tt3rn it fits well about the neck.

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@MemesSoCold That's a hard one. Jenny's path, had it not been regulated by AIDS, would probably turn out in a different, but similarly disastrous, way. My vote is for Joan Crawford in "Mommy Dearest", though this is perhaps violating the "fictional" condition you set.

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@WashTimes The patriarchy took over women's roles, including the victory dance over patriarchy. Amazin. Also, Dylan's roots are showing.

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@VGArtAndTidbits @historyinmemes That's pretty wild considering this level wasn't around when we were kids (The 8-bit system wouldn't even be able to render that much sprite motion -- not entirely sure whether the 16-bit one would either without some acceleration included in the cartridge a la Star Fox.)

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@RepJasonCrow How did Ashli Babbitt feel about that? So brave. Cops shooting an unarmed woman. A patriotic veteran at that.

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@WomenPostingLs Most have nothing of substance to say and no skill to show. On the other hand, they are massively over-represented on OnlyFans.

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@IRHotTakes Channel the comedy of Douglas Adam's little story about the intergalactic war fleet that, after eons of travel to the Earth to punish it for a great (if inadvertent) verbal offense, was eaten by a small dog due to a miscalculation of scale.

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@ElodesNL Same. And I've come to this view myself. In this new era of snarkphones keeping hands busy keeps them off the devil machines and encourages IRL socializing, which is particularly important for female sanity as social media is optimized for female social combat.

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@ShitpostGate Register a bicycle? That's as silly as needing a license to fish.

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