zuhayr (unfortunately) @zuhayr_l Twitter profile

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

Person: "Tell me about yourself" Me:

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

When it happens in the west there's an uproar but when it happens in Palestine there's silence

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

2 years

every year I realise how dumb I was the year before

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

2 years

my mom took my phone but at least i can tweet from this

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

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2 years

were you mad when flinn cut Rapunzel's hair too short or are you normal

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

2 years

y'all ever wanna touch the electric fence just to see...

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

Me in preschool : I wanna be a spaceman Me in grade 9: I wanna study engineering Me in Matric: the dunya is temporary

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

everyone gangsta till the cockroach starts flying

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

we're from south africa, even if they microhip us, there's no electricity for them to track us

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

girls with glasses are cute af, like girl come over here, no, over here

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

got my license, but I don't 🥑

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

it had to be the year that the 2020 matrics go to uni that UCT burns down

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

how do y'all wall past your parents and carry a while ass mirror into the garden?

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

2 years

was helping my grandma clear her contacts and she said "you can remove that one she's dead"

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

we don't check the fridge multiple times to find new food, we check it to see if our standards have dropped enough to eat what's available

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

"felt cute might delete later" no pls delete it now

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

brown girls be like "YoUr BeArD dOeSnT cOnNeCt" ok so why does yours?

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

what you call a container that got lost? a tupperWHERE

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

talking to the...

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

what's the point of being a culturally diverse country if all we do is gatekeep, there's literally nothing wrong with sharing culture, especially if they're willing to do so in a respectful manner

Iqra

@papriqra

3 years

This white girl really posted on her status asking if henna isn’t offensive to wear but then proceeds to tell me this after I state that I feel it’d be cultural appropriation and would be highly uncomfortable:

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

just found out I'm colourblind, the news came completely out of the purple

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

im not condoning what happened to george floyd, im just asking wheres that same energy

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

date a girl with glasses, so she can't see that you ain't worth it

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

everyday is leg day when you're running from your problems

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

It cost nothing to retweet my mom's art

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

literally no one: 023456789

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

so I went thru her likes....

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

nobody: me at 2am:

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

This the one

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

2 months

“Didnt you wear that last week” yes, clothes can be washed

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

financially stable years old

🇸🇾 🇾🇪 🇵🇸 🇦🇫

@xa1082

3 years

Guys what’s ur ideal age to get marriedd?

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

5 years

Coloured boys 🤝 wearing floral shirts to parties

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

Me listening to the same 12 songs every day

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

how y'all have the confidence to go live on Instagram I'll never know

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

I hate when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the lyrics wrong

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

eid mubarak peeps

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

The homies came over

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

2 years

Do y'all call it rose syrup or muslim lean

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

2 earphones in, dont talk to me 1 earphone in, dont talk to me no earphones, dont talk to me

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

delete that “lol” from your sentence and say it with your chest

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

2 years

call me a chocolate flake, the way I'm falling apart

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

I found out I'm colourblind, the news came outta the purple

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

24 days

"very demure" pls stfu

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

5 years

To all my non-muslim friends If you ever see my foot in a sink mind your own business

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

I live by this picture

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

matric students Angie trying to explain and that this year has the been hard enough dbe and that we shouldn't rewrite

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

6 months

going to ultra ten days before ramadaan is mad

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

"I love you" ★☆☆☆☆ "I made you a playlist” ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

1 year

its not for grammar thats for sure

Shahid Muhammad

@Shahid_efron

1 year

I don’t know weather girls like me for me or for my looks

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

It's October, time to get

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

you now in grade 1, when the teacher left the class and told you to write the names of the people who talked on the board, yeah, that was real power

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

yall are still tweeting from iphones lmao, get on my level

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

she told you not to tell anyone and you showed the whole internet

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

The moon looked stunning tonight

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

You guys are really still tweeting from iPhone and Android?

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

No offense but matriculating in 2020 actually sucks

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@lovelycevans_

5 years

THIS WORKS DMDNDMSNSNDMDNSKSKSNSNSSKSJ

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

it's called the cirlce of life because life's pointless

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

5 years

CLOSE MY FUCKING DOOR WHEN YOU LEAVE MY FUCKING ROOM

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

Artists going on a "world tour"

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

lo teaches us everything except how to orientate our lives

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

1 year

the joburg accent is the most normal accent in SA

Mishkα 🇵🇸

@MishkaCoovadia

1 year

Jhb accent slander, I’m here for it 🙏

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

I don't wanna hear anyone say "but they threw rocks" ever again

Faraz

@FARAZSSHAIKH

3 years

An Israeli soldier shot a 16-year-old girl in the spine with rubber-coated steel bullets for no reason while she was at her house making tea for her father. Jana Kiswani was hospitalised with spinal fractures and severe bruising in the lungs. #SaveSheikhJarrah

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

2 years

shaytaan rn

SZA

@sza

2 years

Almost free I can feel it .

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

if you pass me the aux, you finna be missing someone you never even met

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

people have been displaced and property has been lost, but all UCT does is move tests by a week and cancel classes for two days

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

1 year

of course we have so much in common this personality was custom made for you

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

Indian food has so much oil in it, it's a miracle the USA hasn't tried to invade it yet

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

Trust me I'm trying

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

I want a refund

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

5 years

Are rare pick of men in their natural habitat

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

ngl maths kinda fun when you know what's going on

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

5 months

some of your parents didn't hit you as a kid and it shows

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

I may be ugly but I used to be uglier

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

that's where the king of rylands lives

Jatin 贾霆

@Jatin92

3 years

Beverly Hills, Los Angeles. 📍

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

wake up after asr I got iftaar on my mind

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

Europeans really colonized 90% of the earth in search for spice, only to still make the blandest food possible

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

first things first rest in peace uncle phil

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

11 months

im sorry but as a non-white south african how do u stand with israel, a country that has taken the ideologies of the colonists of which you suffered to, and used them to oppress the rightful owners of a land

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

why do celebrities get free stuff when they're the ones that have the money to buy it

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

For some people puberty hit them like a bus, me?, I look like I was hit by a bus

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

2 years

Disney really had no right to kill Tadashi in Big Hero 6

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

the person // the photography

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

if i make a dating app for cats will you guys download it?

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

Funny how when Billie Eilish wears baggy clothes to hide her body she is deemed "empowering" but when a Muslim woman does it it's "oppression"

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

yesterday was fun

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

Kung Fu Panda, Big Hero 6, and Ratatouille are the three greatest animated movies

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

"you are what you eat" no wonder I'm not enough

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

I'm playing UNO with my brother and he kept putting greens on reads and reds on greens and I didn't realise because I'm colour blind 😭🤣

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

call me 007 0 hours of sleep 0 motivation 7 overdue assignments

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

3 years

I hate yall, ill tweet smth, and it'll get 15 likes, thowbaan will copy it 3 hours later and get 300

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

my mom wasnt happy with my results, I said "okay" she said she wanted more A's I said "okaaaaaaay

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

2 years

isn't it weird how much publicity the anti-hijab protests in Iran get whereas the pro-hijab ones in France get nothing, almost like there's an agenda...

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l

4 years

im colorblind so the red flags be green for me

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zuhayr (unfortunately)

@zuhayr_l