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Zoya Garg

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19 days

SF is back and it's being run by women Thank you @CNBC for helping us spread the word

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3 months

crazy how it all started with “mom, I dare you to…”

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3 months

In 2019, egged on by her teen-age daughter, Zarna Garg went to the West Side Comedy Club to see if she had what it took. Garg has now spent much of the past year opening for Tina Fey and Amy Poehler on their national comedy tour.

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7 months

Happily married

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8 months

THIS IS MY BROTHER 🥹 using his resources and killing it!!! 🤝🐐🔥

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8 months

We have an intern a few hours a week at the office, and I sent him a task I thought would take a few days. He finished it within minutes. How? A simple ChatGPT prompt Saved me $800 in labor, and had to scramble to get him his next task.

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11 months

Note to self: convincing immigrant mom to sip on an overpriced cappuccino at an old Italian cafe for the sake of ~romanticizing~ life leads to “please, I beg you, take the MCATs.”

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11 months

mom gets paid to write jokes about me

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17 days

Unplanned live demo to national news conglomerate runs perfectly... another testament to how epic molly and NOX is Also a beautifully written piece comparing the role friends serve with the role digital assistants will serve in our lives

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17 days

When you use NOX, you don’t have to explain yourself. It’s not dissimilar to the relationship I have with my sister Lola, who is attuned to the denominators of my life—the important people, values, ambitions.

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Parents taught me that the more shots you take, the less afraid you are of rejection Run an experiment, submit an application, cold email someone you admire and move on to the next to-do Mindset of abundance saves me from overthinking and perfectionism

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1 month

Anna, June, and Michael turned a spreadsheet from an exhausting thought into an exciting easy experience - huge congrats

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Introducing Paradigm – a reimagined workspace with AI at its core. Centered around the primitive of a spreadsheet, Paradigm puts swarms of intelligent agents at your fingertips. The real power of Paradigm comes with scale: imagine having tens of thousands of interns working for

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11 months

I was one of those kids who wasn’t allowed to go camping, so I skewered marshmallows with leftover Chinese takeout chopsticks and cooked them over the stove and tbh, it shows

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8 months

Just played pickleball with three men Two stanford dropout founders and a business school professor who mentors them If you’re confident playing sports, it’s a cheat code, esp as a woman You get invites to the “less formal” meetings (often the more important meetings anyways)

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8 months

Why California > NYC ☀️🤔

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11 months

A computer science degree does not necessarily correlate with a career as a software engineer I met a stand-up comedian (shoutout @lennymarcusnyc ) and a patent lawyer who both studied systems in college — turns out my favorite sci-fi author did too!

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11 months

It’s 50 degrees outside and this couple is swimming together. What happened to just going for a walk?

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11 months

We trade in biscuits and gravy for samosas and chutney every Thanksgiving and honestly, I’m not mad about it

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10 months

In yoga teacher training, I learned that physical pain is often a reliable narrator for your mental state “My back hurts” and “I feel really anxious” have a lot in common Turns out, a good stretch can release things your body holds onto that your brain has not processed yet

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7 months

The most underestimated soft skill is being able to laugh at yourself

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10 months

I have a sinus infection, so doctor told @ZarnaGarg to buy a humidifier Mom did not want to buy a humidifier Instead, she built her own humidifier with a pot of boiling water, towel enclave to preserve steam, and repeated “INHALE THE HOT AIR”

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7 months

Home 😭🤍

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7 months

It’s 6am and I just landed at JFK— There is a pigeon flying around baggage claim and random guy welcomed me into the elevator only to cut in front of me in the taxi line minutes later Feels good to be home 🥰

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19 days

Thank you to our sponsors @JenniferHli @stuffyokodraws @annimaniac @adwane @ksub15 @upasnagautam

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9 months

The protest to validate female feelings goes back to c. 600 BC. In my Sappho seminar, I learned about the debate over a woman named Helen. Helen left her husband and children to be with the king of Troy, sparking the Trojan War. Male poets (ex: Alcaeus) blamed Helen for the

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10 months

@ZarnaGarg is booked on holidays so when I’m on break I sell her merch Merch tables keep the show rolling and build crowds/community organically Everyone likes a t-shirt, but signable posters sell surprisingly well (high margins) Our best selling merch is… a selfie with Zarna

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8 months

In the Indian community, there is a huge emphasis placed on STEM — science, tech, engineering, math But I take Classics classes where you study history, religion, philosophy from the ancient times (pls don’t tell my parents)

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7 months

Dad and I made a deal He gives up alcohol for a week (he only drinks half a glass a day anyways) In exchange, I manage my finances So far I have: - gave the gov’t $ for 52 weeks using @USTreasury direct account - applied for a credit card - invested in a @Wealthfront

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26 days

Losing your water bottle is such a political statement because it’s like no worries i’m committing to a life of chronic dehydration and chaos now

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7 months

New Yorker in me chose bagel, California in me paired it with hummus because ~plant based~

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2 months

Hell hath no fury like a woman told “you’d make a great chief of staff” by tech bro

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7 months

I wish someone had told me this before I went to college You can hang out with friends and not drink and not party The “college experience” is what you want it to be, not what movies tell you it should be Last night we doodled based on AI generated prompts Tbh it was a blast

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7 months

Is it finals week or am I just in the library at 7:00am oscillating between Claire de Lune and Ric Flair Drip for the thrill of it?

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8 months

Enjoying your 20s is dropping the “I know what I’m doing” act to embrace the “I’m experimenting” attitude

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7 months

You should see the other guy or something like that

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7 months

Oh SF, you shouldn’t have ☺️

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10 months

peak procrastination is when we’re more stressed about losing *sunset in green library window* moment than impending doom of econ final

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9 months

sigh

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8 months

Academic burnout in college forces me to reprioritize I go to that student fashion show, grab a meal with a friend I haven’t seen since freshman yr, go to office hours to talk to my professor about life not class I end up doing the things I actually want to do before I graduate

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11 months

PSA for incoming Thanksgiving family drama: “eat this banana,” is the immigrant equivalent of waving the white flag.

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8 months

Time spent waiting for flight to takeoff is reserved for replying to missed texts and emails

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9 months

BEST 21ST BDAY GIFT EVER !!! Practical gift giving is its own love language

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8 months

The legacy we chase, emotions we don’t understand, dreams we strive for These are the same questions humans have been asking since ancient times Looking to their writing can offer us reassurance and perspective on today

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1 month

Taylor swift won the debate

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11 months

lost points on physics hw because “diagram of torque about a point (p) included drawing of a giraffe not mentioned in problem statement” without a riveting plotline featuring an underestimated giraffe who, against all odds, rotates the beam successfully, how would one solve it?

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20 days

Friend asked me to write an email to prof for him and he goes “this is good but can you rewrite this to be like… less enthusiastic?”

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11 months

Me: “mom, I’m locking my phone in a box and camping this weekend to destress before finals.” Mom: *silence* 30 mins later: WhatsApps me links to every horror story related to camping on the internet. Mom: “I fed you fresh vegetables your whole life, go do the camping then.”

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Humanities majors 🤝 weird notes

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8 months

Lost my headphones and currently on the stairmaster alone with my thoughts “Tech sucks” is all fun and games until I’m hitting cardio without Rihanna blasting in my ears Is this how Newton discovered gravity or am I just GenZ and can’t handle lack of constant stimulation

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Zoya Garg

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8 months

Launching a project or writing a post in public is scariest the first time When you run an experiment with full conviction and it fails, you realize—wait, that wasn’t so bad! I think fear of “messing up” is more suffocating than act of messing up with excitement to try again

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17 days

As a classics student, sometimes I wonder what Homer—who called words 'winged' for their weapon-like power to break through 'defensive barrier of teeth'—would say to little brother who won’t stop saying “scibbidy”

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7 months

Cringe respects cringe

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8 months

Friend stopped me when I began to say I “have to do…” She said: You “get to do” you don’t “have to do” No one is happier than the person who is simply grateful to be doing 💫 @mollycantillon

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7 months

Thinking about “art for art’s sake” these days Creating and expressing is the purpose, everything else is secondary

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7 months

Live for the challenge and you’ll never be bored!

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8 months

If you’re at an Indian restaurant and the service / ambiance is good, the food is bad

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8 months

@realEstateTrent IS THIS BRIJJA? 😭

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9 months

Me: “Wait there are other fantasy, strategy board games besides Catan?” Classics Professor: “That’s like saying you can read Harry Potter in just one ancient language?”

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@handotdev @mintlify HAHNBEE 🔥🚀❤️😭

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2 months

@annarmonaco @michaelalfan0 Where was my invite… scared of my strava times 🥱

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16 days

@realEstateTrent #stripmallguyselfie

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8 months

When your code is breaking Or you fail your physics midterm Or a TA in office hours is sassy with you for asking basic questions There is one person who prevents you from dropping your engineering major Guard this person WITH YOUR LIFE @shiravioli 🙇‍♀️🤝

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11 months

Turns out chivalry is a man remembering to turn off his Tinder notifications, not Flynn Rider teaming up with a horse to defeat a witch to the tune “Mother Knows Best”

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8 months

No stronger bond than the one I share with my pset partner 🤝

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7 months

It’s 6am and I just landed at JFK— There is a pigeon flying around baggage claim and random guy welcomed me into the elevator only to cut in front of me in the taxi line minutes later Feels good to be home 🥰

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Zoya Garg

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7 months

@radbackwards @mollycantillon IS THIS MOLLY/MEGAN’s CAR?

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8 months

You read about the rise and fall of military leaders’ egos when faced with great triumph and great failure You discover random facts. Ex: Sappho invented her own word to describe love in Greek “sweetbitter”

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7 months

If there’s one thing about me, it’s that I love a tues morning transition from building LLM chatbot for cardiologist to insisting Sappho’s fragments offer framework to understand John Coltrane’s chord choices Did someone say… getting my tuition’s worth?

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Zoya Garg

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7 months

This morning I was rejected from being a tour guide This afternoon I was accepted to be a RA (residential assistant) in my sorority house Both are on campus jobs that I applied to for next year The more shots you take, the better your odds of success!

Zoya Garg

@zoyagarg_

8 months

Parents taught me that the more shots you take, the less afraid you are of rejection Run an experiment, submit an application, cold email someone you admire and move on to the next to-do Mindset of abundance saves me from overthinking and perfectionism

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10 months

@shiravioli There is a way to live life like this - move in with me 😐 will die on this hill

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10 months

It’s a good playlist when you’ve lost hope on resolving your compiler errors but all of a sudden “I’m still standing” queues

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9 months

Sappho was the ancient world’s Taylor Swift

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11 months

Walking with a Philz coffee and rom-com inspired pep in my step to Huang Basement— weekly “hi guys, happy monday!!!” did not land well among sleep deprived classmates at operating systems office hours table

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17 days

@realEstateTrent @ZarnaGarg Challenges accepted : will write this out tonight and post tomorrow 🫡

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8 months

Saw beautiful bird, translated a bit of Catullus 3 Passer mortuus est meae puellae, The sparrow of my girlfriend is dead, Qui it per iter tenebricosum it goes along the shadowy path illuc unde negant to that place where they say redire quemquam. that no one returns from.

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10 months

Listening to oppenheimer soundtrack en route to physics final — so far, no earth-shattering, chalkboard worthy insights but stay tuned

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8 months

You learn Cicero was born with no political power but rose to consul (highest rank in Roman gov’t) because he was an excellent communicator and storyteller

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11 months

@realEstateTrent Stop, you inspired me!!! Maybe I can build an alliance of other *lost* undergrads who also disappoint their moms 🚶‍♀️

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7 months

Boomers were the 5-7 y/o kids that Disney greenlit Dumbo for Tbh I watched Dumbo as an adult and I’m still recovering

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4 months

@annarmonaco @mollycantillon @annembrandes @hahnbeeIee @mellherbert @michivinocour @choxner HACKHER HOUSE 🤍

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Caught up with a friend who’s a recruited athlete She was training to compete a skill that’s never been attempted nationally “I was in the best shape of my career” She tore a muscle in training and has to sit this season out Athlete or not, reminder to listen your body

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17 days

@realEstateTrent I’m don’t want to come back… @ZarnaGarg 😳

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10 months

2024 resolution: abandon longest road strategy 😐 (Yep, we play on a 3D Catan board)

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11 months

I hold Disney movies liable for causing “take this with a grain of salt” to not prevent me from wholly believing the exaggerated, fantasy version of the truth

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7 months

@radbackwards @mollycantillon dw you’re on the list (as megan’s +1)

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@shiravioli This level of fandom is not welcome nor appreciated by me or maman

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@annarmonaco @tryparadigm COUNTDOWN HAS BEGUN

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10 months

@VijarKohli @ZarnaGarg It was my idea to take pictures and make a post! She does stuff like this so frequently that I think if a camera was on her 24/7 it would all be content 😂

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9 months

ambivalent amphibian

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@rao_n10 @ZarnaGarg We may be the number 1 customer of Vicks vaporub 🤦‍♀️

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@realEstateTrent @ChristinaPhili5 @mollycantillon @CNBC @heynox @realEstateTrent SF is so small.. we coincidentally met this morning! this should’ve existed when you were finishing Stanford @ChristinaPhili5 😔❤️

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8 months

@realEstateTrent OMG!!! You’re going to be the best girl dad ever 🥹

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8 months

p.s. perks include hanging out in rooms like this

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7 months

(will admit I was walking out of my angsty directed readings on ancient poetry during the production of this tweet)

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8 months

“Strategic partner” of Shark Tank is the equivalent buzzword to “AI” of Bay Area

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10 months

@realEstateTrent @ZarnaGarg That’s exactly what she said when I asked her about the humidifier 😂 (For what it’s worth, her set-up did the job!)

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9 months

@mollycantillon mollysoccer, this is cool and all but come home i miss you

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9 months

@ZarnaGarg Thank you mom:) going to get a @PressedJuicery freeze for my 21st

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7 months

@radbackwards @mollycantillon As Molly’s defense attorney (law education includes: translating cicero’s court speeches and an admiration of judge judy), j wanted to chime here If molly stole dar’s car and SF broke into dar’s car, then would it not be molly’s car (transitive property, duh)

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10 months

@SahilBloom Wow, thank you so much for putting all these lessons into words

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