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Going forward messages on Zoomer News public channels (Telegram, Twitter/X, and the free version of Velo's webapp) will be on a 5 second delay. To get real time news via a new Telegram channel, Velo's webapp, or websocket API, see  for more info or
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[ ZOOMER ] SPOT ETH ETF APPROVED
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[ ZOOMER ] BITCOIN SPOT ETF APPROVED
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[ ZOOMER ] GRAYSCALE WINS LAWSUIT AGAINST SEC
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[ ZOOMER ] BLACKROCK REGISTERS ETHEREUM TRUST IN DELAWARE: FILING
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[ ZOOMER ] DO KWON GETS 4 MONTHS IN MONTENEGRO JAIL IN PASSPORT CASE: RTCG: BBG
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[ ZOOMER ] HIGH RISK IOS ZERO-DAY EXPLOIT DISCOVERED AND CURRENTLY ACTIVE, HAS ABILITY TO INFILTRATE PASSIVELY THROUGH IMESSAGE, HIGH RISK CRYPTO USERS RECOMMENDED TO DISABLE IMESSAGE: TRUST WALLET
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[ ZOOMER ] REPORTS BLACKROCK SPOT ETF IS APPROVED FALSE
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[ ZOOMER ] CONSENSYS SUES SEC, SAYS SEC IS SEEKING TO DECLARE ETH A SECURITY: FILING
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[ ZOOMER ] FTX RECEIVES COURT APPROVAL TO LIQUDATE CRYPTO ASSETS: JUDGE
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[ ZOOMER ] PROMINENT GLOBAL CRYPTOCURRENCY EXCHANGE KUCOIN AND TWO OF ITS FOUNDERS CRIMINALLY CHARGED WITH BANK SECRECY ACT AND UNLICENSED MONEY TRANSMISSION OFFENSES: DOJ
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[ ZOOMER ] FIT21 BILL PASSES HOUSE VOTE
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Excited to announce we've been acquired by @VeloData Zoomer News will continue to operate as is while gradually integrating with Velo to help build the front page of crypto More info to come
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[ ZOOMER ] US SECURITIES AND EXCHANGE COMMISSION WILL NOT BE APPEALING COURT DECISION ON GRAYSCALE BITCOIN ETF -SOURCE FAMILIAR: RTRS
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[ ZOOMER ] RIPPLE WINS VERDICT THAT XRP IS NOT A SECURITY, JUDGE ALSO RULES THAT INSTITUTIONAL SALES OF XRP BY RIPPLE WERE SECURITIES SOURCE: @zoomerfied @SummersThings
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[ ZOOMER ] BITCOIN HITS ALL TIME HIGH FOR FIRST TIME SINCE 2021
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[ ZOOMER ] REDDIT ADDS BTC AND ETH TO BALANCE SHEET
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[ ZOOMER ] ARKHAM INTEL DATABREACH - REFLINKS SHARED DOX EMAIL IN BASE64 FORMAT
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[ ZOOMER ] SEC RETURNED ETF FILINGS AS CRYPTO EXCHANGE WAS NOT NAMED, ASKED TO AMEND AND REFILE: BBG ANALYST
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[ ZOOMER ] BLACKROCK SPOT BTC ETF READDED TO DTCC SITE
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[ ZOOMER ] SEIZED SILKROAD BITCOIN BEING MOVED: ONCHAIN
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[ ZOOMER ] CBOE SAYS BITCOIN SPOT ETF TO BEGIN TRADING TOMORROW: CBOE
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[ ZOOMER ] BITCOIN SPOT ETF APPROVED
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[ ZOOMER ] GALA APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN HACKED, HACKERS MINTS $200M WORTH OF TOKENS: ONCHAIN
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my brother in christ @smileycapital , do you understand what a shared orderbook means, doesnt matter you trade on mandala you are using binance liquidity, if your trade didnt print. it didnt print infact, your actual size was 5.7k, not 1m...
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[ ZOOMER ] SEC DELAYS WISDOMTREE SPOT BTC ETF DECISION
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[ ZOOMER ] MULTICHAIN FANTOM BRIDGE POSSIBLY DRAINED, AFFECTED ASSETS ARE WBTC, USDC, DAI, ETH, LINK: ONCHAIN
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[ ZOOMER ] ETHEREUM FOUNDATION UNDER INVESTIGATION BY 'STATE AUTHORITY: COINDESK
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[ ZOOMER ] US SEC REQUEST SIGNALS REGULATOR MAY BE POISED TO APPROVE FILINGS: RTRS
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[ ZOOMER ] SEIZED SILKROAD BITCOIN BEING MOVED: ONCHAIN
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[ ZOOMER ] REDDIT ALSO ADDS MATIC TO BALANCE SHEET
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[ ZOOMER ] BITFINEX DATA BREACH CONFIRMED, 2.5TB OF DATA AND 400K CUSTOMERS DATA LEAKED: SHINOJI RESEARCH
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[ ZOOMER ] SEIZED SILKROAD BITCOIN BEING MOVED (9K): ONCHAIN
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[ ZOOMER ] KABOSU DIES
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[ ZOOMER ] FTX CONFIRMS PLAN TO RESTART EXCHANGE IN PLAN FILING: FILING
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*NOT BREAKING NEWS Recently there has been alot of discussion about narratives, and how they have transitioned to quick PnD's orchestrated by influencers. Being in the news business, and not narratives, I decided to take a look at two possible cases; @karl_0x @ganymede_0x
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1/ Before you start, you need a new mindset. Forget everything you know about trading. You’re now a marketer selling “get-rich-quick” schemes. Your job is to peddle the wishful thinking that everyone can be crypto rags to riches. Embrace your role as a snake-oil salesman.
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[ ZOOMER ] SEC DELAYS BLACKROCK SPOT BTC ETF DECISION
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[ ZOOMER ] FINAL MANDATE ON GRAYSCALE SEC APPEAL GIVES NO FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS TO SEC: FILING
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[ ZOOMER ] CONSENSYS ALSO RECEIVED WELLS NOTICE REGARDING METAMASK SWAP AND STAKING: FORTUNE
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[ ZOOMER ] CORRECTION, SBF SENTENCED TO 25 YEARS IN PRISON, REPORTS OF 20 YEARS FALSE: BBG
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[ ZOOMER ] SEC TWITTER HACKED
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[ ZOOMER ] FTX EXPECTS TO PAY CRYPTO CUSTOMERS IN FULL IN BANKRUPTCY LIQUIDATION - COURT HEARING: RTRS
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[ ZOOMER ] REPORTS OF GOVERNMENT SEIZED BITCOINS BEING MOVED FALSE: ONCHAIN
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[ ZOOMER ] SBF SENTENCED TO 20 YEARS IN PRISON
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[ ZOOMER ] SEC REVIEWING GRAYSCALE RULING, BITCOIN ETF FILINGS: GENSLER: BBG
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[ ZOOMER ] BITCOIN SPOT ETF APPROVED
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[ ZOOMER ] COINBASE TO RELIST XRP
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[ ZOOMER ] SEC TO APPEAL RIPPLE RULING: FILING
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highly recommend joining public chats and getting to know your exit liquidity well. in farming it is recommended that you dont get attached with the livestock, however i find it gives you more satisfaction and appreciation. bonus if you can view the chat while things go wrong
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@smileycapital care to explain why the volume on the instrument you say you are trading on does not reflect the size you are showing to your audience, it is not even disputable people calling you out for larping should make you cautious... not more stupid
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[ ZOOMER ] CURVE LAUNCHES CRVUSD STABLECOIN: ONCHAIN
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[ ZOOMER ] TWITTER LOGO CHANGED BACK TO BIRD FROM DOGE
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MULTICOIN HEDGEFUND REPORTEDLY DOWN 91.4% IN 2022 ACCORDING TO INVESTOR LETTER
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[ ZOOMER ] SEC CHARGES COMPANY FOR OFFERING NFTS AS SECURITIES, DECIDES THEY CAN BE SECURITIES
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[ ZOOMER ] COINDESK HAS BEEN HANDED OVER DOCUMENTS RELATED TO TETHERS RESERVES BY THE NYAG, TETHER SAYS THEY ARE "OUTDATED": BLOG
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[ ZOOMER ] ISHARES XRP FILING FAKE: FILING
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[ ZOOMER ] CZ SENTENCED TO 5 MONTHS IN PRISON
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[ ZOOMER ] SEC TO SEEK 2B IN FINESAND PENALTIES FROM RIPPLE LABS
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[ ZOOMER ] DOGE-1 LUNAR MISSION LAUNCH DATE CONFIRMED FOR NOVEMBER 15-20: PRESS RELEASE
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[ ZOOMER ] BYTEDANCE, TIKTOKS PARENT COMPANY, PARTNERS WITH MYSTEN LABS: Cointelegraph
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AMAZON NFT MARKETPLACE REPORTEDLY LAUNCHING ON APRIL 24 NFTS WILL ONLY BE ABLE TO BE BOUGHT WITH A CREDIT CARD AND WILL BE HOSTED ON AN EVM COMPATIBLE BLOCKCHAIN CLOSE TO 15 COLLECTIONS WILL BE AVAILABLE AT LAUNCH
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[ ZOOMER ] RICHARD TENG NAMED NEW CEO OF BINANCE
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[ ZOOMER ] FTX EXCHANGE WON'T BE RESTARTED, BANKRUPTCY LAWYER SAYS: BBG
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[ ZOOMER ] COUPLE ACCUSED OF LAUNDERING $4.5 BLN IN CRYPTO TIED TO BITFINEX HACK HAVE ENTERED INTO PLEA AGREEMENT WITH U.S. PROSECUTORS: RTRS
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are you sacrificing your youth this holiday season, anon
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[ ZOOMER ] FTX PLANS TO FORMALLY MARKET OFFSHORE EXCHANGE THROUGH Q3/Q4: LEAKED DOCUMENT
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Got feedback that many people do not use Twitter and instead use Telegram as their main platform, so will also be launching a Telegram channel. The channel will be free and will have no speed advantage/disadvantage. I have no paid service.
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[ ZOOMER ] SUSHISWAP ROUTER SUFFERS EXPLOIT, ADVISED TO REVOKE CONTRACT 0X044B75F554B886A065B9567891E45C79542D7357: PECKSHIELD
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[ ZOOMER ] GEMINI FILES LAWSUIT AGAINST DCG AND BARRY SILBERT: TWEET
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[ ZOOMER ] SEC SAY FILECOIN IS A SECURITY IN LETTER TO GRAYSCALE, ASK TO WITHDRAW REGISTRATION OF FILECOIN TRUST
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[ ZOOMER ] MULTICHAIN MOONRIVER BRIDGE ALSO BEING DRAINED: ONCHAIN
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[ ZOOMER ] FIDELITY FILES FOR SPOT BITCOIN ETF
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[ ZOOMER ] EX-OPENSEA MANAGER NATHANIEL CHASTAIN CONVICTED OF FRAUD IN NFT INSIDER TRADING CASE -U.S. COURT HEARING: RTRS
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[ ZOOMER ] BINANCE US TO DELIST OVER 40 TRADING PAIRS: BLOG
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[ ZOOMER ] SEC SUES CELSIUS NETWORK, ALEX MASHINSKY
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[ ZOOMER ] BLACKROCK FILES FOR SPOT BITCOIN ETF: DB NEWS
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[ ZOOMER ] JAMES ZHONG SENTENCED TO 1 YEAR, 1 DAY IN PRISON AND $10,000 FINE FOR STEALING 50,000 BITCOIN IN SILK ROAD HACK: SENTENCING
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@Bitcoinsszz @Tree_of_Alpha “Any sufficiently advanced alpha is indistinguishable from insider trading" -Arthur C. Clarke
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[ ZOOMER ] JANE STREET, JUMP PULL BACK CRYPTO TRADING AMID US CRACKDOWN: BBG
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this man is almost 30 got burned so bad by a zoomer he now wants to.... fuck them? in the words of @smileycapital , if you don't like pedos, you are a soyboy!
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[ ZOOMER ] SEC SUES BINANCE AND CEO ZHAO OF BREAKING US SECURITIES RULES: BBG
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[ ZOOMER ] CFTC SUES CRYPTO PLATFORM VOYAGER CO-FOUNDER STEPHEN EHRLICH: BBG
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COINBASE PARTNERS WITH ROCKETPOOL BY INVESTING INTO TOKEN RPL THEY ALSO PLAN TO LAUNCH THEIR OWN STAKING POOLS
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will never forgive sam for doing this to our pnl charts
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[ ZOOMER ] KRAKEN ORDERED TO TURN OVER ITS USERS’ INFORMATION TO THE IRS: BBG
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[ ZOOMER ] DOJ CHARGES 2 RUSSIAN NATIONALS WITH LAUNDERING OVER 600,000 BTC STOLEN FROM MT.GOX: PRESS RELEASE
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[ ZOOMER ] EX-CELSIUS CEO ALEX MASHINSKY ARRESTED THURSDAY MORNING: BBG
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BREAKING: JUDGE APPROVES SALE OF VOYAGER TO BINANCE US CUSTOMERS WILL IMMEDIATELY BE ABLE TO WITHDRAW ASSETS ONCE TRANSFERRED TO BINANCE US ACCOUNT SALE IS NOW LEGALLY BINDING AND WILL GO AHEAD
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[ ZOOMER ] U.S. FTC SAYS IT REACHED SETTLEMENT WITH BANKRUPT CRYPTO COMPANY VOYAGER THAT WILL PERMANENTLY BAN IT FROM HANDLING CONSUMERS’ ASSETS AND IS FILING SUIT AGAINST ITS FORMER CEO: RTRS
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KRAKEN TO LAUNCH OWN CRYPTO BANK
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[ ZOOMER ] SBF ALLEGEDLY PAID $40M IN BRIBES TO CHINESE GOVERMENT OFFICIALS: FILING
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As someone who focuses on news, I enjoyed digging into this rabbit hole. I will continue to focus on posting news, however I also find this sort of pseudo-journalism nice to do when I am waiting around for news, which can take a while. Thanks for reading.
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he has admitted to everything, although it is not like he much choice, but good on him nonetheless dont have anything else to say really so that is that, thanks everybody
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and before you mention it.. difference in times is due to timezones
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[ ZOOMER ] BITTREX AGREED TO PAY $24 MILLION TO SETTLE CLAIMS BY THE U.S. SECURITIES AND EXCHANGE COMMISSION: RTRS
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