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bristopher bolumbus
5 months
I made over $700,000 on $pepe (SOL) The craziest shit comes when you least expect it. Feeling generous. LIKE and RT this! Drop your $SOL addy ❤️👇
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bristopher bolumbus
6 months
LIKE and RT this! If you are bullish AF on Retard Coin. 🚀 Tag a retard. Drop your ETH addy 👇
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
💀LETS FUCKING GO💀 Nothing better to do so may as well keep sending people free $MAD coins for legit no reason. 😂😭 💧LIKE and RT 💧 Drop your $SOL addy 👇
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bristopher bolumbus
6 months
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 I’m launching a coin. 💀 🚀 Like and RT if you want a portion of the supply for FREE. 😭 Drop your $ETH addy 👇
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
I didn’t have enough time to give away all the $MAD coins. 💀 Too many legends telling stories about huge crypto Ws and Ls. 😂 400k remain in the giveaway wallet. Like and RT if you want free coins. 🐐 Drop your $SOL addy 👇🆓
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bristopher bolumbus
6 months
I’m bored as fuck so I’m just gonna start giving people money for legit no reason whatsoever. 🚨LIKE AND RT🚨 Drop your $SOL or $ETH addy 👇
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
💧Like and RT 💧 if you want free $SOL Solana has been dogshit lately and basically every transaction from last night just didn’t get broadcasted. Drop your $SOL address 👇
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
Lmfao. I’m just gonna keep giving free money away until this shit turbo moons. 💧DROP YOUR $SOL ADDY💧 Don’t be greedy, tag some friends who really need it. $MAD
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
Do people still give a shit about free $MAD ? 💀 Fuck it. I’m giving away 500,000 coins. 💧LIKE AND RT💧 Drop your $SOL addy 👇 The harder you spam, the more likely it is that I see you. SNED IT! 🚀
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bristopher bolumbus
8 months
Remember to be responsible, secure some tendies and enjoy the ride. None of you are ready. $MAD
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bristopher bolumbus
6 months
🎰LIKE and RT🎰 If you are ready for the launch of Retard Coin 😂 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Drop your ETH addy 👇 Tag the most retarded MF you know💀 $TARD
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
💧LIKE and RT💧 Which would you rather me give away? $SOL or $MAD ? Which coin are you more bullish on? Drop your Sol addy 👇💀
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
Who wants some $MAD coins? 💀LIKE and RT💀 Post your $SOL addy👇
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
Someone told me the people want more free $MAD coins 💀 Like and RT if this is true. Drop your $SOL addy also 💧
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bristopher bolumbus
6 months
Bookmark this tweet if you are sick and tired of losing money and need a huge W! 😭 LIKE and RT!! 🔥🐐 FUCKING SNED IT! 💀 👇DROP YOUR ETH ADDY👇 🪂
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
So I only gave away 260,000 $MAD so far today. There’s still 240,000 more. 💀 💧LIKE AND RT💧 Post your $SOL addy 👇
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bristopher bolumbus
6 months
📣 INFO 📣 The coin is releasing Saturday May 4th at 10:00 am EST. It will be on $ETH That’s all I can tell you. LIKE and RT this so your homies don’t miss. Talk to you guys soon. 😉
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
All you have to do to earn free $MAD tokens on tonight’s space is: LIKE and RT this. And come up on stage for a very short interview. Once that’s done, I will send you free tokens. 💧💀💧 8PM EST.
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bristopher bolumbus
10 months
Guys! If you really hate @Pauly0x you should dump large amounts of $PNDC with extreme negative price impact!! That will really show him who’s boss. Example below 👇
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bristopher bolumbus
8 months
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
Gonna go grocery shopping and when I get back I’m sending all the TXNs. Spam your $SOL wallet on every single one of my posts. The most aggressive spammers will be rewarded. 💧 LIKE AND RT 💧 $MAD
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
💀 LIKE and RT 💀 Post your $SOL address 💧👇 $MAD
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
If you want free $MAD tokens, I would show up to the space tonight if I were you.
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
🚀 LIKE AND RT 🚀 Drop your $SOL addy 👇 Free $PAULY coin bc I feel like it. 💀
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
Set a reminder for my upcoming Space!
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bristopher bolumbus
5 months
Crypto Phunks are coming to Solana! Free mint! Details soon. Like and RT this! Drop your $Sol addy 👇
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bristopher bolumbus
8 months
LETS FUCKING GO $MAD ARMY!!!! LOUDER!!!!!
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bristopher bolumbus
6 months
Legit just gonna send all night to people who like and rt and spam my shit with their wallet. Sending eth too. Tell a friend.
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
Guys. I have amazing news. My Wife is pregnant. $MAD
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bristopher bolumbus
8 months
4,000 FUCKING LEGENDS HOLD $MAD HIGHER.
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bristopher bolumbus
8 months
Wen @binance ? Raid them like your life depends on it.
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bristopher bolumbus
6 months
🪙RETARD COIN🪙 Ticker: $TARD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Meme it to oblivion. LETS FUCKING GOOOOO 😂🚀🚀 💀LIKE and RT💀 👇DROP YOUR ETH ADDY👇
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bristopher bolumbus
8 months
FUCK THAT. HIGHER.
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bristopher bolumbus
9 months
Watch this: Bitcoin Puppets.
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bristopher bolumbus
8 months
9PM EST. Spaces. $MAD
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bristopher bolumbus
6 months
$MAD spaces 10 minute warning. I truly just don’t give a fuck today. 💀Like and RT💀 Drop your $SOL addy 👇
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bristopher bolumbus
8 months
Just sent a bunch of random MFs a bunch of $SOL 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
I’d like to tip my hat to @Pauly0x Bro is an absolute giga legend. 💀 Thanks for shouting out $MAD and giving us some exposure. That was really helpful. I’m taking some pages from your playbook as a content creator for $MAD. Valhalla is programmed. 🐐
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bristopher bolumbus
8 months
Shoutout to the @madladonsol team. Group of absolute standup legends. Madlad is a multi billion dollar meme. This community is a multi billion dollar community. Today is day 4. $MAD
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
I’m giving away 1,000,000 $MAD on spaces tonight.
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
The price went so low that I can just keep buying coins and giving them away 😂😂😂😂😂 🚀LIKE and RT 🚀 If you want free $MAD tokens! Gonna send them out to you legends all day. Don’t be greedy, tag your friends.
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
💧LIKE and RT💧 To be eligible for free coins. I’m giving away $3,000 worth of $MAD coins live. Gg.
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
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bristopher bolumbus
5 months
Im gonna send free $pog until this shit gets to raydium. Its too dank. Drop your $sol addy 👇🍻🐐
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bristopher bolumbus
6 months
Like and RT this🐐 Follow @TardCoinETH Drop your ETH addy 👇
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
Who wants a $PAULY space tonight? 😳LIKE AND RT😳 I really hope at this point you guys are ready for actual Valhalla. 😉 gg.
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bristopher bolumbus
6 months
Will begin retweeting ETH addresses on the @tardcoineth account shortly. You have 2 Hours to gigaspam your addy on that accounts posts and mine. 👇 Like and retweet everything for max effect. Go with God.
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
I’m not gonna give away any $SOL bc that’s lame af. I’m gonna give away $MAD bc when it moons it will be more historical. But you can always sell your $MAD for $SOL
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
Just sent someone 300,000 $MAD 💀
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bristopher bolumbus
6 months
If I retweet your ETH wallet… Congratulations.
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
Stay $MAD
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
I just sent someone 250,000 $PAULY Like and RT if you want to be next. Drop your $SOL addy 👇
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
The $MAD community fucks with all communities. Especially the $PORK and $PNDC community. All the $MAD chads are OG Pond chads. Don’t get it twisted.
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
After tonight I will have given away 12.5m $MAD tokens. I’m Vaulting a .25% bag for myself and never looking at the chart again. Wake me up when 1 $MAD = $1.
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bristopher bolumbus
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bristopher bolumbus
8 months
Lads, I will see you In Valhalla. Today marks a new era. $MAD
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bristopher bolumbus
8 months
PREPARE FOR ANOTHER 100x FROM HERE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA We have only just begun. $MAD
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
💧LIKE and RT💧 Drop your $SOL addy and tag @madladonsol ! 👇 $MAD
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bristopher bolumbus
5 months
LIKE AND RT THIS! 🚀🐐 If you want free $pog coins. Drop your $SOL addy 👇
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bristopher bolumbus
5 months
Keep dropping your $sol addy! 👇 Like and RT this! Lets get $pog to raydium!
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
Repost your Ws legends. I’m actually bored as hell so I’m just gonna keep sending free tokens to people 💀 LMFAO 💧LIKE and RT💧 Spam your $SOL addy 👇 $MAD
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bristopher bolumbus
8 months
This will be past 100m very very soon. Buy.
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bristopher bolumbus
5 months
I’ve sent over 10,000,000 $pog so far. Should I keep sending? Or burn a shit ton of $pog? Like and RT! 🔥👀 Drop your $sol addy 👇
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bristopher bolumbus
6 months
If I send you a bag make sure you repost your W. If you already got money pay it forward.
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bristopher bolumbus
6 months
Follow @TardCoinETH for free coins. 🐐LIKE and RT 🐐 Launch tonight. (🎰,🎰)
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
I’m not on the team btw. I just believe in the meme. $100m is FUD tbh. We’re going to $1b. $MAD
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
This community actually can’t be fucked with. This shit is going 1000x. Legit. Expect us. $MAD
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
Most of the $MAD holders are turbo raiding everyone and causing massive amounts of seethe. It actually turned into an army 💀 Study communities like that. We will legit spam memes for all of eternity. $1b is actually programmed. Gg
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
Hey presale ruggers! Where’s your community? $MAD is only 2m MC and the Lads are louder than any other coin on SOL. Gg. 😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀
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bristopher bolumbus
8 months
I spoke with a few colleagues today and told them to be open minded about the fact they could be severely underestimating $MAD It seems like everyone is burnt out. This is a fucking army. There’s GIGA value in never giving up. Potential energy. Expect us.
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
$MAD has been listed on coin gecko. Shoutout to the team to hustling and grinding for us. 🫵🫵🫵🫵
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bristopher bolumbus
8 months
If you can’t hold, you won’t be rich. $MAD
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bristopher bolumbus
6 months
🎰 LIKE and RT this 🎰 Follow @tardcoineth Tag the most retarded person in crypto 💀😭 Drop your ETH addy 👇
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bristopher bolumbus
6 months
Shortly before the contract is deployed, I will start retweeting addresses. 🙂‍↔️ Congrats in advance to those who get retweeted.
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
The rise of $MAD will legit plunge every token community into full blown bag protection mode. This shouldn’t come as a surprise.
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
Chaos will only accelerate. We have passed the point of no return. There is no stopping us. $MAD
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bristopher bolumbus
8 months
Don’t fall victim to the turbo retarded $sol casino. The ONLY way to make it in crypto is by believing in the right memes/art/tech. End of story. $MAD to 500m.
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bristopher bolumbus
6 months
This shit is going to fucking insane 😂 LETS FUCKING GO! Like and RT this! Follow @TardCoinETH 💦 Drop your ETH addy! 👇🪂
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bristopher bolumbus
6 months
Like and RT this if you’re up next.
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
🤣LIKE and RT🤣 If you think i should giveaway more $MAD tokens today. (I just bought a shit ton)
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bristopher bolumbus
6 months
It was only a matter of time before the $PORK and $PNDC community imploded upon itself. The rebuild will be truly remarkable/historic. There is an extreme shortage of people who understand this. (Few)
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bristopher bolumbus
6 months
What if the more you clicked the more you mint? 💀 Do u wear a Goatex? 🎰LIKE and RT🎰 Drop your ETH addy 👇
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bristopher bolumbus
6 months
Retard Coin launches tomorrow. Follow @TardCoinETH for updates. Sending more airdrops rn.
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
If you're reading this, you're going to be an absolute legend in the near future. 💀📸 $MAD
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bristopher bolumbus
6 months
When my project drops, it will be readily apparent that your position size depends entirely on you. 😳 ⚠️ Only users with a high skill level will achieve “whale” status. ⚠️ Did I mention that this coin will be distributed COMPLETELY FREE to the user? 🤭
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
I’ve given away over $40,000 worth of $mad coins at the current price. $400,000 worth when we reclaim ATH. wtf 😂😂😂💀 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Wow. $MAD
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
Just wait until @a16z wakes up. $MAD
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bristopher bolumbus
8 months
The $1500 worth of $MAD I gave away is now worth $4000 HAHAHAHAHA Gg.
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
Are you ready? $MAD
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bristopher bolumbus
5 months
Bored AF rn so im gonna give away shit tons of $pog Drop your $SOL addy 👇
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bristopher bolumbus
6 months
Retard Coin. May 4th 2024. 10:00 am EST. (🎰,🎰)
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
Fair launch (no insiders). LP and Dev/Team tokens burnt. 3k+ holders. $2.2m MC. Fastest growing community on $SOL Dank original and culturally relevant meme. We all know what happens next. $MAD
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
To the $pork ppl who r oddly in bag protection mode over $MAD $MAD Is not something you should ignore. This is a real movement. From people who think very differently than “maxi” type crypto users. Thinking $MAD mooning is bad for pork = Ben.eth supporter tier stupid. $MAD
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
Okay I’m done being stupid for today. Gonna go back to pumping your bags full time with banger tweets and giveaways. 💀 🚀LIKE AND RT🚀 DROP YOUR SOL ADDY👇 I’m giving away all types of shit today. Need to clean these burner wallets out.
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
When you MFs get that $MAD bag you better act right. And by right I mean this 👇💀
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
It may take weeks of us grinding to finally get the message through. Weak hands will be shaken out, nonbelievers will capitulate. Be prepared for this. This is how legends are made. $MAD
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
Stay the course lads. It truly takes a village. Spaces should be running 24/7. You should wake up everyday and lose your shit over $MAD. That’s the only way this works.
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
$MAD is a ticking timebomb.
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
$MAD is at the exact same price as it was before the pauly candle. Except now we have 3k holders instead of 500. Distribution. Health.
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bristopher bolumbus
7 months
A whale holding over $3m in $SOL assets just entered $MAD for 40 SOL. The whales woke up.
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bristopher bolumbus
8 months
well.................. this aged interestingly.
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bristopher bolumbus
8 months
The $1500 worth of $MAD I gave away is now worth $4000 HAHAHAHAHA Gg.
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bristopher bolumbus
9 months
Bitcoin puppets are unique and remarkable, yet familiar and comforting. It’s almost like ive known them my whole life, but simultaneously am just getting acquainted. They invoke love, joy, fear, frustration and excitement all at the same time.
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