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Staff writer @TheAtlantic . Into chemicals, climate, cool plants. THE LIGHT EATERS, a plant book, out from @harperbooks . • repd by @aeaglin @cheneyagency

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4 months
Beyond my wildest imaginings. The Light Eaters is a NYTimes bestseller, a week after release
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Uh, a teenager with a geiger counter found three buckets of highly radioactive uranium sitting near the taxidermy exhibit in the Grand Canyon museum. It might’ve been there for two decades. This story is bonkers.
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I start at @TheAtlantic next week covering climate change. I'd love to know what kind of stories you'd like to read, and what questions you'd like to see answered.
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I got my hands on the first bioluminescent houseplant approved for sale in the US. And then I wrote about it. You might call it an exclusive. You better believe I am obsessed. If we're friends in real life you can come see it.
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The US will soon learn how bad its PFAS crisis is. But Maine has already begun to look—and is waking up to a nightmare. For @TheAtlantic I spoke to a family realizing they drank toxic water for 30 years, and what it may have cost them. Maine is a warning:
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I have just been informed that bagworm moth caterpillars make cocoons by sawing up little sticks and building spiraling log cabins
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Morning, today I published a story on the insane fact that only 9% of all plastic produced gets recycled, and the vast majority of single-use plastic in our lives *cannot* be recycled, despite what 40 years of messaging might have you believe
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7 years
Gothamist was the best NYC news for years. Voice, character, real perspective. Gawker’s gone, Village Voice is a ghost. NYC media is fucked.
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6 years
Russia is the sole importer of asbestos to the US, so it stands to gain from this move. Here's a Russian asbestos company celebrating the Trump administration's decision on asbestos by... stamping Trump's face to pallets of asbestos.
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11 months
It’s my first day @TheAtlantic and I’ve had access to my work email for under 8 hours and there are fully 300 pr pitches in there already. Hats off to pr people everywhere
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1 year
Now time for a good old fashioned personal news post. Thrilled to say I'm joining @TheAtlantic as the staff climate reporter. I can't wait to be back on this beat at this wildly crucial moment.
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And also very pleased to welcome the great @zoeschlanger to @TheAtlantic .
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6 months
Today I wrote about one under-appreciated facet of climate change: fruit chaos. Think tiny, low-sugar peaches. I regret to inform you that stonefruit summer is on shaky ground.
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6 years
Look at all these shiny scientists who won their races for Congress last night:
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Sperm whales use clan-specific dialects called codas. The whale clans likely date back to the Ice Age and their codas could be orders of magnitude more ancient than Sanskrit. Every moment in this @andersen piece is a world of awe
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6 years
Meanwhile NYC just spent a week cleaning traces of asbestos off of buildings after an old asbestos-insulated steam pipe exploded in Flatiron. They evacuated more than 45 buildings! Forty-five!
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4 years
how… how did zizek write about book about covid-19 already
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After the flurry of news reports, the Trump team has “agreed to stand down” about removing EPA climate page
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8 years
EPA data may be taken offline under Trump. I spent the weekend with coders trying to save as much of it as possible:
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The future of NOAA, the world’s largest repository of climate data, is now in the hands of a climate-change denier
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4 years
Breaking news, they let me put mushroom erotica in the paper of record 🚨 I wrote about the absolute head trip of growing fungi on your counter in a pandemic in the Sunday @nytimes today
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6 years
New hog poop lagoon numbers: • 21 have poop flowing out of them • 67 are likely to overflow soon • 17 are flooded • 5 have been structurally breached #HurricaneFlorence
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4 years
Some news: I'm writing my dream book for @HarperCollins @harperbooks . Thrilled doesn't begin to cover it. Thank you to @aeaglin , a total hero of an agent.
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8 years
My cover story on environmental racism in Detroit is OUT. Folks, Flint is the tip of the iceberg.
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82 percent of black children in Detroit go to school in the most polluted parts of the city
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For my first as an @TheAtlantic staffer, I wrote about insurance. While the insurance industry drops homeowners' coverage in climate-addled places, it's still heavily investing in and insuring fossil fuel buildouts, sometimes in those same places:
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6 years
I wrote about “solastalgia," a word for the psychic pain of climate change. It describes a homesickness for an environment you never left but which is leaving without you
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4 months
It's pub day for THE LIGHT EATERS. I feel so grateful to get to put this book out.
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9 years
My grandmother just texted me the two women holding hands emoji guess it's time to start crying
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8 years
Pruitt vote expected to pass today. Then Trump reportedly plans to sign EOs rolling back EPA's climate change work at his swearing-in.
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6 years
just a reminder that the US never banned asbestos. asbestos is still legal! and now the EPA is inviting applications to get new asbestos products approved
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7 years
Fun fact: The candy lobby, the barbecue lobby, and the golf lobby are behind Daylight Saving Time. Not ‘farmers.’
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We're living in the climate event push alert era. Each heatwave or extreme rain message on your phone is a distance marker as we head into unprecedented conditions. I have this strange compulsion to take screenshots of them all. So I wrote about it:
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6 years
it is really remarkable hearing a male senator (Chris Coons, D-DE) tell CNN that constituents are calling to tell him their sexual assault stories, and that he's heard it’s happening to all his fellow senators too
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7 years
scene in bushwick 3 minutes ago: dad teaching his toddler how to wheat paste and they wheat pasted *this* 😭😭😭
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5 years
some *personal news* as they say. today is my last day with @qz . I’ve decided it’s time to try my hand at freelancing, and I’m excited for what’s ahead. Quartz has been an incredible place to work and I’ll miss my colleagues there so damn much
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The hazards of breathing wildfire smoke are getting clearer; what the U.S. will do to protect people is not. The costs of that are stratospheric. I wrote about an economics paper which projected how many die from smoke exposure, and how many will soon:
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6 years
we badly need new language around these
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North Carolina governor: “When you have two 500-year floods within two years of each other, it’s pretty clear it’s not a 500-year flood."
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10 months
We have a cover, we have galleys, this thing is happening. THE LIGHT EATERS, out May 7 2024. I think you’ll like it.
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3 months
Honored to be reviewed by @readerer in the @NewYorker today
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7 months
So much solidarity with the @latimes and @NatGeo journalists getting layoff notices today. What a brutal moment. So much talent pulled out of newsrooms exactly when we need you all most.
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We’re all going to lose an hour on Saturday night. Here’s a reminder that modern Daylight Saving Time was instituted by corporate lobbies, not “farmers” as you may have been taught in school
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8 years
The climate change pages—all of them—gone
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I wrote about the strange cognitive dissonance of a world that's investing heavily in clean energy, yet still building out enough fossil fuels to erase any of that clean energy's gains. Welcome to climate purgatory, it sucks here:
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Geeked and honored to say I'll be on @nprfreshair today, talking to the great @TonyaMosley about all things PLANTS. Airing at 2pm if you are, like me, a @WNYC listener.
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why *isn't* there live fact checking from the hosts? why not build in a minute between questions for a fact check? could be hella cool TV to cut to a room of checkers who are scrambling in a nerdy official way to hand off some fast context. why platform all this without backstop?
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6 years
here it is str8 from the state if you prefer your hog lagoon numbers that way, i understand
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FROG SAUNA is the only cover i want to see today
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Excited to see our research on the cover of the latest issue of @nature !! I was never much of a photographer - the frogs did the heavy lifting on this one by being cuuuuute.
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5 years
Dramatically reshape “all aspects of society” to curb climate change immediately, or drown in higher sea levels, new UN report warns.
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Meet Finn Keenan, 9, who heard the ruling on his way to school "There were fireworks exploding in my chest and heart" http://t.co/JRt3UKh1fr
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6 years
Q: Are you offended that Pelosi called this the “green dream?” AOC: No, I think this is the green dream. #GreenNewDeal
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I've written about how wildfire smoke is more complex and its health impacts less known than other PM2.5. But now there's this: "the odds of a new dementia diagnosis increased 21% for every 1 microgram increase in the concentration of wildfire particles."
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"He applied some of the plant’s juice directly to the wound, repeating the application over the course of seven minutes. At the very end of this process, he applied more solid plant material on the wound, like a kind of plaster."
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7 years
For the first time ever, the US got 10% of its electricity from wind and solar in a single month
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only two Adelie penguin chicks survived breeding season in a colony of more than 18,000 pairs :’(
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6 years
The lesbian and bisexual women’s health page was deleted from the HHS website
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5 years
Let's start with ants. Yes, ants! They're useful for figuring out how widespread a contaminant is, because they're *everywhere.* Scientists tried to find ants that didn't have plastic additives embedded in their skin. They...couldn't. Not even in the most remote places on Earth.
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I profiled the work of a Mexican hydrologist who is finding aquifers on the border that neither the US or Mexico wants to acknowledge. There’s way more of them than anyone thought, and climate change means they’ll be all the region has left before long.
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When people ask me what they can do — really do — about climate change, I struggle to give an answer beyond: vote. I struggle because individual choice barely registers compared to corporate or government action. But that’s not an answer. So what should I suggest?
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3 years
second, that "you need to use a cotton tote 7,000 times" stat is based entirely on a single marker: how much a cotton bag contributes to ozone depletion vs. a plastic one. If you were looking at climate impacts, that number would be more like 50.
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In love with this UK cover. Out May 9 from @4thEstateBooks
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7 years
& the EPA announcement cites costs of compliance without noting costs from health effects of ozone exposure.
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9 months
“There is no other way, the rest are illusions.” —the president of Colombia just signed on to the fossil fuel non-proliferation treaty, the largest producer of coal and gas to join the group so far (it’s at 10 countries now) #COP28UAE
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8 years
~personal news alert~ I'm going to Quartz to be their first full-time environment reporter. Hyped!
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6 years
oh my god these photos of Radcliffe Hall and Una Vincenzo in the 1920s
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8 years
pokemon go has access to your gmail & google docs unless you specifically revoke it
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I got the finished copies of The Light Eaters this weekend. The hardcovers beneath the jacket are parrot green. A very good object. Preorders are 15% off on Bookshop rn, with code LOVEBOOKSELLERS. Out a month from yesterday 🪲
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8 years
Trump admin just froze all EPA grants and contracts. That includes things like toxic cleanups, any research science
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5 years
can we talk about how PBS sent environment reporters live succulents to promote their new show about the Serengeti but GLUED them into tiny cups of rocks so now I have to just watch them die a slow death at my desk?
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Breathing pollution raises the likelihood of catching and dying from viral infection. In my first piece for the @nytimes , I wrote about how air pollution set millions of Americans up to feel the worst of coronavirus:
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I wrote about the world of the last interglacial period, when hippos lived in England and seas were 20ft higher. We briefly visited that ancient era, climate-wise, this week. We'll be fully living in it by end-of-century unless we choose not to. Gift link:
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2 months
I cannot believe that is all we get on climate change. IT'S CLIMATE CHANGE. Literally nothing is bigger in a physical-proportion and existentially-threatening sense.
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6 years
really hard to wrap my mind around the fact that an entire country worth of sexual assault victims are being retraumatized today
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People are calling into CSPAN with their own rape stories.
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5 years
The US's fracking boom was also a plastics boom; more natural gas means more ethane (a byproduct), which can be "cracked" to make plastic feedstock. The fracking boom started about 15 years ago. More than half of all plastic ever created was produced in the last 15 years.
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5 years
Hi all, we wrote about the mental health crisis at US Customs & Border Protection. Context: There are 328 ports of entry in the US. Most border officers sign up to work at very different places than the southern border. Think sleepy port town on the Canadian border, for example.
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“Bodies and minds are breaking down.” There's a suicide crisis among US Customs and Border Protection officers. My latest, with @JustinRohrlich :
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5 years
it just… shouldn’t be raining on the greenland ice sheet in winter
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gotta say it will be pretty wild to look back on this day 50 years from now and be like… that’s when 400 scientists tried to tell us that the fundamental structure of our economy is going to kill the planet and us along with it
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3 years
ok last quick thought: try to also remember that your individual choices, while useful for remembering to remain generally outraged, hold not a single candle to what corporations & governments choose to do. (that's where the outrage becomes useful.)
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5 years
cheers to all the environment reporters who spent yesterday reading 43 pages of embargoed bullet points from the IPCC on how thoroughly climate change has wrecked the oceans and will wreck us. really it’s a fun job
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I find it odd how few people in my life seem to know about Nex Benedict. At a vigil at Stonewall last night, someone laid a box of swedish fish down with all the flowers. That's when it hit me properly that this kid was just 16.
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Oklahoma State Senator refuses to apologize for referring to the state's LGBTQ community as "filth" in response to a question about the death of high school sophomore Nex Benedict.
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Happy extremely brutal winter NYC! Reminder that if it’s less than 68 degrees in your rental apartment, that’s illegal.
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The White House copied and pasted a paragraph from an ExxonMobil press release into an official Trump statement 🙃
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5 years
This new plastic boom is not an indication of consumer interest alone, or even primarily. The glut of new plastics is the result of how cheap it is to make it, buy it, and use it—in part because of the massive subsidies to the fossil fuel industry. But, okay, back to recycling:
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6 years
where is the furniture school based on this aesthetic. 'pupae nouveau'
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Here’s the paragraph the White House press release lifted from an Exxon press release
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But how did we get here? Just 60 years ago, plastic hardly existed. In 1955, LIFE magazine ran this image + article, titled “Throwaway Living,” in which a cheerful young white man and woman toss plastic plates and forks into the air. It was all so new and novel.
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Really smart way to present this: Here are the US waters Trump intends to open for oil & gas drilling, vs. waters opened by Bush and Obama by @HirokoTabuchi @wallacetim
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Government scientists at a U.S. climate conference were vocally terrified to speak with @fastlerner . This graf:
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Good morning. Shell is setting up to make millions of tons of virgin plastic in Pennsylvania. It will all be born into the world as little pellets the size of lentils. These babies roll around and end up everywhere. And the US has no way to regulate them.
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But I'll just leave one more thing here: We rarely talk about plastic as a climate issue. Recent research found plastics account for 3.8% of global greenhouse gas emissions. That's nearly 2x the emissions of the aviation sector. Plastics add more to climate change than flying
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The agency blamed for Flint has a new drinking water scandal: Chemicals used to waterproof Hush Puppies may have been contaminating Michigan wells for decades
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The upshot of this is that lifecycle assessments are really, really hard to do well. But the upshot for YOU is that there really is no “this is bad” and “this is good” answer—unless you’re pitting any single-use thing against a reusable one. Reusable is gonna be better.
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With today's PFAS news, this @thehill scoop is so striking: For four extra years, companies got away without reporting PFAS toxic waste discharges because of a giant technical loophole. Trump appointees blocked EPA officials from warning Senate about it .
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I get a lot of questions about whether recycling works. I’m at a plastic convening at Bennington College where @enckj has put a lot of people in the same room who can answer that. I’ll share some stuff I’m learning here. It’s… not looking great.
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“It’s bargaining. Nobody wants to do this." As climate change warps ecosystems, the National Parks are confronting the reality that they must now triage species and landscapes. I wrote about conservation biology's great reckoning for today's @nytimes .
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Bolivia currently making a strongly-worded floor speech about how developed countries talk a big game about human rights while waging wars, and talk about climate change commitments publicly while obstructing progress in the negotiating rooms. #COP28
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