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stanning stans @vulture 🪐 deputy news editor previously @refinery29 , @thr , @nyulocal and that's what u missed on me! she/her

Brooklyn, NY
Joined August 2010
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ladies and gentlemen ... we got him
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Spotted: Joaquin Phoenix at the Vanity Fairs #Oscars party with a plastic water bottle
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if rihanna's having a baby she must have a plan for the climate crisis
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long live unfriendly Black hotties
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to be a fly on the fucking wall
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maya erskine and anna konkle of pen15 are pregnant at the same time and im EMOTIONAL
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im lupita
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can't stop thinking about this person selling their condo in south williamsburg with two Emmys, two SAGS, and one Golden Globe on display. WHO ARE THEY!
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imagine making rihanna laugh
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this rihannaissance starting to feel like rihanmageddon
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5 years
instead of cancelling class NYU advises us to walk like a penguin how do I get a refund
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As you move about #NYC today, remember to take precautions for the cold temps, including covering your mouth and hands, paying attention to sidewalks for icy spots, and using @nyuniversity shuttles where possible. Tips: - Shuttles:
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FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION
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3 years
writing for vulture is so funny bc i can be like "fuck cops" and get no comments but if i say someone is out of pete davidson's league i have to private my IG and block emails
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i want $2000 but i would also like the $1200 i still havent received .......... pls?
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schitt’s creek but it’s renata, ammabella, and gordon
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how it started: how it’s going:
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now abolition
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yes i tossed my complicated feelings about an individual’s responsibility for the environment in the recycling bin just to dunk on someone who equates animal welfare w/human rights what else am i on this hell app for
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rihanna yelling “SHOT FI D ROAD” is my religion
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thank u olivia rodrigo for filling the lorde-shaped hole in my heart
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if my friends don't compliment me the way adam sandler's friends compliment him, then what's the point?
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too much jimmy fallon energy from trevor noah tonight
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timothée chalamet speaking french in “the king” 😍😍😍
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hurts to see the cast of "madasgascar" feud at the oscars
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i found matt damon's finsta and honestly it shouldn't have taken an hour
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happy ten year anniversary to victorious
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being a black woman gets everybody rich except black women smh
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pls stop adam i can't go through another "i want to be leighton meester" phase
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Good morning I need to talk about this photo of scumbro Adam Brody skateboarding through LA:
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current state of the unions i hate: camila cabello and shawn mendes trying to outdo lily and timothee's awful venice kiss is so absurd i love it. dance, my puppets, dance.
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“visionary director” sam levinson but not "emmy winner zendaya"? let's talk sense people
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Zendaya & John David Washington are Malcolm & Marie. February 5
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cw: suicide, anti-black violence a black man was found hanging from a tree near city hall in my hometown. the police are very quick to rule it a suicide. please join my community, my friends in seeking #JusticeForRobertFuller and donate to his family:
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i read the bluest eye when i was 11, at my older sister's recommendation. she's seven years older than me and i would've done anything to feel connected to her. but by introducing me to toni morrison, i became connected to so, so much more. rest in peace.
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bitches love to spend hundreds of dollars on skincare but only drink one glass of water a day obviously im bitches
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niecy nash doing big things for big titty representation
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mother-son duos at the globes 💕
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zoey deutch speaks for the people
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@sanam_yar lmfao you are so right 😭😭😭
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tired of seeing zendaya paraded for press and not given the time and material she deserves
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ashtray won the episode with “dial, bitch!” #euphoria
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julia garner in inventing anna
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no more discourse, all i want to talk about is jas tookes’ wedding in ecuador
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my face is so close to the screen rn
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Harry greeting Taylor Swift at the 2021 #GRAMMYs - March 14
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the face of someone who had to book two more gigs in ohio to pay for this dinner
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the dummy maker set the price as timothee's birthday which is actually genius, inspired, and the opening scene of the short film i'm writing about this.
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this guy walks up to you and says "c'mon barbie let's go party" what are you doing?
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Ryan Gosling as Barbie hmm
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this is what i mean when i say i like a man who can cook
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“it’s trans women being murdered and this is all he can offer?”
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the way the one on one theme song just started playing in my head ...
@strongblacklead
Strong Black Lead
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Time to pop bottles🍾🍾 The following classic shows are coming to @Netflix (US) Moesha - Aug 1 The Game S1-3 - Aug 15 Sister Sister - Sept 1 Girlfriends - Sept 11 The Parkers - Oct 1 Half & Half - Oct 15 One on One - Oct 15 To celebrate, here's a message from your faves:
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i, too, have lost something very important to me recently so i will be getting overly emotionally invested in lenny kravitz's sunglasses search
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princess and the frog live action with gabrielle union as tiana ASAP idc idc idc idc idc idc
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"Half the time I just want to pick up the phone and call my momma and be like 'What do I do?'" 😭
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CBS Mornings
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. @theestallion shares her story of the 2020 incident when she was shot in her feet, allegedly by Tory Lanez. She says she initially told police she stepped on glass, because she feared for her life: “I was just trying to protect all of us because I didn't want them to kill us.”
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BEST PICTURE EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE
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i would like to be the watermelon
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“which i thought was *sigh* entirely unprofessional” INCREDIBLE
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IF I HEAR ANYONE TALK ABOUT LARA JEAN OR THE VIDEO IM GONNA KICK ALL YOUR ASSES
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lana del rey didn't sell what's left of her soul to jack antonoff for the grammys to call it "norman freaking rockwell"
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tom holland at d23:
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danity kane pussycat dolls verzuz make it happen
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we're rocking with mark cuz mark's rocking with us
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how do i get cast as this curl
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all im saying about love is blind is they should've let nancy's brother throw hands
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“We write long ass headlines. I look at it like I’m writing bars." spoke to @HipHopObama , originator of the phrase "53% of White Women's President, Donald Trump," about declaring joe biden's victory for @Bossip and being the rihanna of bloggers
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eugene is going to post a photo with quinta and never mention these boys again
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Cami Twomey
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1) A thread on the Try Guys Drama for those who don’t want to go to Reddit: (remember this is just speculation nothing is confirmed right now) #tryguys
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julia fox's cello tattoo / le violon d'ingres by man ray (1924) pushing the line between objectification and appreciation, the french idiom meaning hobby references both the subject's artistry and the artist's passion for playing with her.
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“what kinda weird ass father-son shit is going on around here” me every sunday at 9pm #euphoria
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good to know Timothee Chalamet also can’t spell his name.
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ok the harry styles sleep story is EXTREMELY dreamyyy (i am only three seconds in)
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"jenny from the block" (2002)
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Name a Ben Affleck movie. Quickly!
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*that screenshot of laura dern in big little lies looking wistfully into the sea* WOMEN.
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ryan mcginley dipping boys in water is everything to me
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nyu has a lot of alumni billionaires....please...someone...step up
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this really shouldve been all the oscar campaigning keke needed
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lol here u go! let me know who else follows him 💌
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why did gmail mark this as important i —
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telling my children this is cinderella and her step-family
@PopBase
Pop Base
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The Kardashians attended jury selection for their case against Blac Chyna. (Court room sketches via Backgrid)
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all the buzz about bee tiktok, explained (except the alt right trad wife part because WHAT)
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idk what came over me
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RICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@BeeBabs we deserve to see him arms crossed in a soft knit!
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j*red l*to nod is how i know we're still in hell
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ppl are mad about this joke but everyone is hustlers is an extra. the only star is jlo's fur coat!
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This week, Hustlers extra Usher and the Weeknd have started beefing about an eight-year-old song
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wow buried lede in this pete davidson video: he had to PAY for that dinner with kid cudi, kanye, and timothee chalamet because he thought it was just him and cudi and already put his card down. im screaming.
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my boyfriend just asked me a very "important" question "so the guy who plays greg ... makes the music?"
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uhhh explain it to me like kendall roy
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and it wont be my last look
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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First Look at Trevante Rhodes as Mike Tyson in Hulu’s upcoming limited series.
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actually, no, that's not the truth, ellen
@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
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Ellen DeGeneres to End Talk Show: “It’s Just Not A Challenge Anymore” (Exclusive)
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