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@zimmerob

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Wear less, Charge more (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 🇭🇷

Los Angeles, CA
Joined October 2011
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@zimmerob
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3 years
Okay I know I’ve posted a lot of gym pics lately, but I was taking my weekly progress photos and felt REALLY proud of this one. I feel better in my body than I have for most of my adult life, and I’m grateful to be able to see that instead of pick apart the imperfections.
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@zimmerob
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@lifeofbrodes Still v confused about the gender roles of the milk and the box
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2 years
forgot to post the lewk for Dua this weekend ✨
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@zimmerob
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Dad’s here to pick you up from school
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@zimmerob
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3 years
hello this is your father reminding you to drink some water and get some sunshine today
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@zimmerob
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2 years
high on a mountain thot
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@zimmerob
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3 years
Call me St. Thiccolas
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@zimmerob
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1 year
finally an anthem for ex frat star power bottoms
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RUSH TOMORROW ⚡️
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@zimmerob
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3 years
Daily serotonin walks started giving me weird tan lines from my tiddy tanks so we’re just leaning into the hoe and scandalizing all my mormon neighbors ✌️
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@zimmerob
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3 years
K but really the Kardashian’s place is literally next door. Tryna invite Kim over for dinner.
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@zimmerob
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3 years
I don’t hate how I look shirtless with this very specific angle and lighting so basically it’s over for you hoes.
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@zimmerob
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3 years
Post a pic of you at 21 👀 👶
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@zimmerob
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3 years
Hack for mormon family holidays: bring a sippy cup full of tequila. Bonus points if you put it in a rainbow glitter cup to antagonize your homophobic uncle 🌈 🎄
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@zimmerob
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3 years
Meeting oomfs is my favorite @jono_thon
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@zimmerob
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3 years
What’s the opposite of s*missive and br**dable?
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@zimmerob
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3 years
I am the heaviest I have ever been in my entire life and I’m not panicking but it is a mindfuck to decouple your self worth from your body, particularly when you’re not happy with your body.
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@zimmerob
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1 year
two in the pink
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@zimmerob
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3 years
I don’t think this is how my mission president intended me to use this name tag
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@zimmerob
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1 year
morning skinny hitting right for pride is gay rights
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@zimmerob
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3 years
Business lunch but make it 🚬
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@zimmerob
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2 years
gm validate me plz
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@zimmerob
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2 years
camera stays *off* this morning idgaf
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@zimmerob
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3 years
The homosexual disappointment when it’s all reaction gifs
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The homosexual urge to check out the media tab first on a man’s Twitter
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@zimmerob
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3 years
Pro tip: tuck in your shirt (and suck in till you’re about to pass out) to make your waist look smaller ✨
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@zimmerob
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2 years
okay sloots, who wants in 🟢
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@zimmerob
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4 years
As a man in my thirties I can verifiably say I’m a certified freak but only like two days a week and definitely not on a weeknight.
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@zimmerob
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3 years
Fully vaxxed and mask free at the gym and I am *stressed* abt it
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2 years
just an intimate gathering
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2 years
i used to think i was sex-obsessed until i got on gay twitter when in fact i’m basically a mennonite housewife compared to most of y’all
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@zimmerob
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having a bad day, need the cheap dopamine hit of internet validation pls & ty
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@zimmerob
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3 years
Do I really need to be doing 3 leg days a week? No. Am I going to stop doing them? Also no.
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@zimmerob
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4 years
New favorite gym shit. Especially at my MAGA country suburban gym 🏳️‍🌈
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@zimmerob
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3 months
hated the gym but…
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@zimmerob
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4 years
Arms done. Ready to ch*ke someone’s son.
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@zimmerob
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2 years
took a pic w my LA bestie and audibly gasped after. the fitness regimen said GAY RIGHTS
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@zimmerob
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3 years
Twerked out w this oomf
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2 years
summer’s gonna get whatever body i give it tbh
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2 months
i guess we’re bulking in summer this year idek
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@zimmerob
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3 years
Friendly reminders on #WorldAIDSDay : 1. Undetectable = untransmittable. 2. Get tested regularly. 3. Stop using “clean” when talking about your status. 4. PrEP is WAY more accessible than you may think, even without insurance. Google “free prep (insert state)” and get to work.
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@zimmerob
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2 years
market (g/d)ays
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2 years
this will work for now i guess
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3 years
I’ve always hated when friends have told me “abs are overrated.” Saying that doesn’t negate the overwhelming evidence that those in the gay community WITH abs enjoy social and sexual privilege not afforded to the rest of us.
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@zimmerob
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3 years
You’re gonna get a lot of these this week
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@zimmerob
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2 years
Post a pic from when you were a missionary and a pic from now
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@brotaminz
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2 years
Post a pic from when you were a missionary and a pic from now
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@zimmerob
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4 years
It wasn’t even chest day ( . )( . )
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4 years
I call this one “Antagonistic Liberal in Tr*mp Country”
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4 years
Normalize minding your own f*cking business 😊
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@zimmerob
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2 years
cut started today. i’m already hungry.
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2 years
hello i shaved again
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@zimmerob
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4 years
I’ll take any excuse to reshare my favorite headshot I’ve ever taken.
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what is your favourite ever photo of yourself? you’re only allowed 1, but you can be any age in it
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@zimmerob
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1 year
free p** content, don’t say i’ve never done anything nice for you
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@zimmerob
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4 years
Good morning say it back
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3 years
A blowjob from a muppet is actually just a hand job.
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@zimmerob
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2 years
microdosing self esteem by wearing a f*ckboi chain
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3 years
Call me JJ Gaybrams
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2 years
emotional eating or bulking?
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2 years
not bad for a dead bitch
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3 years
The girls are sitting RIGHT for @ElevationGaySki week in Park City 👀
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@zimmerob
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4 years
Tiddy City
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4 years
Not sure how I ended up here, but I’m not mad at it.
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4 years
My nipple didn’t used to show in this shirt so what do we call that, ladies? ~growth~
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@zimmerob
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two former professional selfie-takers walk into a bar @justin_moore
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