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When democracy fails military is an option

Harare, Zimbabwe
Joined June 2009
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@zimleague
Zimleague🇺🇬🇿🇼@119k
5 years
she is 33 years old. She is black she is a farmer. She employs 62 people. She feeds 62 families. Respect
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@zimleague
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Better Eat things when you can... A Time will come when you will be just a Spectator 😂😂😂
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@zimleague
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Roki warwadzisa mfana.. 😭😭😭😭 gone too soon ..achatiimbira ndiani nhai ...
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1 year
University of Zimbabwe girls ndatya 🤔 Overdrive mode plus turbo yechihure
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@zimleague
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3 years
Wait for it 😂😂🤣
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@zimleague
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4 years
@stolencarRSA Sorry South African brothers... Our young brothers are a disgrace.. today we accept all the embarrassment..we never condone criminal acts.. it's so unfortunately ..
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This is called grace. We think humans are ultimate but a smallest genius nearly wipes whole race. Vaccine underway.. Africa warangarirwa. Tisina any defence or mask. #CoronavirusInSA #CoronaVirusChallenge #Coronavid19 #COVID ー19 #covid19SA #Coronavirus #COVID19
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2 years
Vafana ava so 😂😂
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@zimleague
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10 months
Zviriko here izvi kkkk
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@zimleague
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2 years
Vakomana siyai chihure 🤣🤣
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2 years
🤣😁😂🔥 South African Nyash
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@zimleague
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6 years
Married Men and Women should be given uniforms rings are not enough !
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@zimleague
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2 years
It's the car for me 🙆🙆🙆🙆🔥🔥
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@zimleague
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2 years
My mother told me to choose this one 🔥 Multiple choice is not that easy 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶
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@zimleague
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2 years
Few words to this young man 😂😂
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@zimleague
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5 months
90% of the time varume tinenge titori innocent 😇
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@zimleague
Zimleague🇺🇬🇿🇼@119k
3 years
Hie @iMisred I wanna take you on a lunch date. My budget is $200 bond so we can only go kwa Bakers inn or Chicken Inn chete 😹😹😹😹Oooh by the way I dont drive so kwira Zupco re $30 bond tisangane mutown 🤣🤣🤣 Looking forward to your reply Yours @zimleague
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@zimleague
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1 year
Kurara hedu guys but EK714 yasimuka .. ndikunzwa kuzarirwa 🥹
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@zimleague
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2 years
Only legends relate ..am 2k sit down
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@zimleague
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6 years
The ability to control tears😭😭😭when food doesn't reach you at a function/occasion is the highest level of maturity
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@zimleague
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6 years
Makandiwa: There will be raining gold on streets Madungwe: I defeated God in a wrestling match. Sanyangore: I make direct phone calls to God Hubert Angel: Miracle money on your mobile phone. Walter Magaya: God showed me Aguma & it cures HIV/AIDS & CANCER Akanyanya ndeupi apa
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@zimleague
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7 years
#Zimbabwe ZRP !! thanks to the public who were near.Violent easter roadblocks #twimbos #263chat #thisflag #Harare
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5 years
My legends relate !
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@zimleague
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8 years
Protest #zimbabwe #harare #twimbos 36th over at Queens Sports club in Bulawayo #ZIMvNZ #ThisFlag @craigtt2
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@zimleague
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1 year
For me its 3 & 4 🤗🤗 and you ?
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@zimleague
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6 years
A man can stay with an unemployed wife for twenty years and still be happy. But if a woman works for five days the whole community will know about the unemployed husband. Retweet for TRUE or Like for FALSE
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@zimleague
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7 years
President Malema is addressing the nation....Listen! #263chat #twimbos
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1 year
Bho here guys kutorerana vakadzi directly 🤔🤔
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@zimleague
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3 years
Matwimbos mune rudo @ZappNax achemwa vedu MHSRIP .. legendary cadre who single handedly defended our sovereignty against Ugandan twar . 😭😭😭
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@zimleague
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Hanzi The devil is a liar 😂😂
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@zimleague
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2 years
Hoyoooooo 🤦🤦💰💰💰💰💰💰💰🤔💰💰💰💰 Madungwe afunga bag
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@zimleague
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1 year
Urban legend after a night out ne mabhishu 😂 🤣
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@zimleague
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6 years
Zim is now fucked up ,when last did you see a butterfly ?? Dzinongova Nhunzi ne mosquito chete
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@zimleague
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When u let the whole gender down
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@zimleague
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2 years
Chihure muchachirega henyu ..hurai mufe 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🤒🤕😫😂😂😂
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@zimleague
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2 months
How old were u ?
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@zimleague
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6 years
Kana muine shungu dzekuona vanhu vakatsamwa huyai Ku harare vanhu vari kungofamba vachitaura Vega vachidzungudza musoro nekuridza tsamwa hameno kuti chiii 🤣
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@zimleague
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6 years
BREAKING NEWS Thank God we are now in the Guinness Book of World Records. The longest fuel queue in the world was recorded along Bulawayo road, it was 19.4km
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@zimleague
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6 years
@ItsMutai Next time you come we eat your heart and liver ..i make sure i add pepper for dinner
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@zimleague
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9 months
Mwari haapengi ....wazvinzwa... iwewe
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@zimleague
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7 years
Ndikutsvaga basa rekusunga tende, ndinorigona .Ndakasunga mota yaienda Congo,ikadzoka isina Ku offloader vatadza kusunungura call 0712712712
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@zimleague
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This is Mr Phiri. A teacher from Mathibela, Bushbuckridge. Waking up early to assist learners cross this river to school. #SaluteMrPhiri ...Make him trendy !
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He is a Zambian of 21, a pilot that has flown over 1,000 hours already. This is the kind of example young men should emulate !
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@zimleague
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11 months
Disciplinary committee
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@zimleague
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6 years
Wakamboti wakapfeka bhurugwa rinodonha apa uchisunda bhara panguva imwechete une flue. ndiyo situation iri muZimbabwe right now.😂😂
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@zimleague
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4 years
@Simon_KhayaMoyo Do you guys mourn when the nameless ones are dying due to health care mismanagement ?
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@LUndergrass Snake 🐍 undergrass chasvika Paris
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@zimleague
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2 years
This is cool ... 500km/hr ! Max
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@LUndergrass Haikona kufananidza ma donkey edu nezvinhu zvisina basa
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@zimleague
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4 years
Congratulations @danielmarven on your promotion as commissioner
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2 years
Aaagh guys 😂😂 bho here
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11 months
1 man down ... fear women
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Gems Shoooooooooooooooooter ...Lady of the match !! Nice speech ...mother of 3 !! So happy #twimbos #zimbabwe #harare Joyce !!
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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think "oh damm, it's a cop"?
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2 years
Forcing relationships
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@zimleague
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4 years
This is epic !! #ripsouljahlove thanks Bhutisi - keda . @ZANUPF_Official ko ? Kkkk @ProfJNMoyo @nickmangwana @LynneStactia @daddyhope zvakadaro mangoma akangorova 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@zimleague
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Everybody is posting their kids school reports on social media...... My kids have just told me that if I post their reports, then they will also post my pay slip.... In the interest of peace and avoiding embarrassment, we have resolved to settle the matter outside social media
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8 years
If you stand against corruption in zimbabwe you get arrested #ThisFlag #ShutDownZimbabwe2016
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6 years
Never trust a lady who stays alone and has 2 pillows
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Is Mazoe overrated ? Retweet for Blended 100% Fruit juice or Like For Original Mazoe @SchweppesZW #263chat #twimbos #harare #Zimbabwe
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@bosswala2030 Boss wale
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@zimleague
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8 years
Please stop funding more gross human violations @europeaid @euinzim @P_VanDamme_EU
@euinzim
EU Delegation to Zimbabwe 🇪🇺
8 years
16 months since abduction #ItaiDzamara Desperately waiting for progress in enquiry; sympathy to family. No repeats!
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UZ.. ndatya 🙊🤦
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2 years
Zimbabwe 💰 money heist @PoliceZimbabwe chamunogona kurova vanhu nemboma hanty?
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3 years
Zimbabwe tine munyama here ..jambwa chairo
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6 years
Seyi huku yechikadzi painomanyirwa nejongwe ichikasika kuneta asi paunoimhanyira uchida kuiuraya munosvitsana kumapena
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6 years
Magaya goes to court with 4 powerful expensive lawyers; iwe ndopaunonzi zora oil mhosva inopera. Mukai mhani mutendi musadyiwa netsananguro
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@zimleague
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6 years
RUSSIA FIFA World Cup 2018 ZIMBABWE - 3 Spain- 0 Handiudzirwe zvekuita phone ndeyangu ma bundles ndeangu ndinonyora zvandoda
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@zimleague
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5 years
Whoever you are ...come get your dad !
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@zimleague
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8 years
Time time our brothers from roots are being used to oppress their keen to protect the regime #thisflag jombo dzapera
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@zimleague
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6 years
Wakambonakirwa neka tea kemuchando zvekuti unofunga kuti dai waive Lobengula waitengesa zvese neMozambique
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@zimleague
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@brian___jethro @BrianJethro_ Maths dzipi dzodzo .... This account is safer suspended😂😁😁😁
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@zimleague
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2 years
Mumwe achafa 😂
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@zimleague
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3 months
Ndapera power madzibaba vachema chema
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2 years
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Zviriko here izvo 😂😂☺️
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@zimleague
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7 years
Thanks His Excellency President Ian Khama for loving #Zimbabwe BWGovernment Ian_Khama SADC_News _AfricanUnion PresidencyZA
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@zimleague
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6 years
Big breasts or penis won't raise your kids, get yourself a woman or a man with a vision and life plan, you won't be horny forever !
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@zimleague
Zimleague🇺🇬🇿🇼@119k
7 years
When yo wife is on the phone alerting her boyfriend that you are around... "Ndirinani munhu waMwari ,Mwari varipo uye vakatichengeta "
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1 year
Nyathi vataura 😂😂
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@zimleague
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6 years
Mai vangu kutibikira sadza nenyama yehuku yaidanana nemachongwe ose emuraini medu, manje handisi kuzoridya hure irori
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@zimleague
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2 years
Tiri busy kusevenza vamwe vari ku n'anga 😆😆😁😂😂😳😳 musaromba guys !
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@zimleague
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6 years
DEAR WIFE AM NOT COMING HOME TODAY NDIRI MU QUEUE YE FUEL,I WAS GIVEN NUMBER 1567😞😞😞 Neniwo daddy ndiri muqueue yepure drop ndiri panumber 2000 so tosangana kumba kuseni
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@zimleague
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6 years
Imagine wafa wakuenda kugehena ..uchipinda satani obva ati waiti the "devil is a liar" kunani?
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Wonzwa hama dzichikusvora kuti heee heee akaroora chigure ...... nonsense chinodya kumba kwenyu HERE?? CHIGURE CHANGU NONSENSE .....😫😫
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@zimleague
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6 years
Wakambogara ne boys re bronco? Vanogona kugara vakanyarara for 30 mins wozongonzwa mumwe akuti ...yah ndikukunzwa wangu une point.*
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@zimleague
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Thanks His Excellency President Ian Khama for loving #Zimbabwe BWGovernment Ian_Khama SADC_News _AfricanUnion PresidencyZA
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@zimleague
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Whoever becomes President tonight, please can you instruct TM and Spar kuti vaendese maTrolley avo kuWheel Alignment.. Nharo dzine matrolley aye kaa inoramba kuturner hayo une uchakutura girosari pasi uchida kuikonesa
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8 years
Digital currencies:Anold Manhizwa Demystifies BTC to Zimbabwe.ZTV Sunday Edition +263773811601 For Bitcoin Investments #twimbos #thisflag
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@zimleague
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It's now 11 years since Stunner & pokello graced us with bodies lying in state at Xvid archives 🚶🚶🚶🚶
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@zimleague
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"Sugar daddy"... Mazvinzwa vapfana ,hapana chenyu vana @penzura_wacho .. inobva yanodyiwa ikoko 😂😂😁😁
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@zimleague
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2 years
Did you know🤔🤔🤔🤓😂
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@zimleague
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4 years
That moment when you lock the outside world and its troubles and play beats from your heart ..allowing music to resonate the feeling .. #RipChibaba #ripsouljahlove
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@zimleague
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4 years
@bosswala_ Ukutonetsa se funny
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1 year
Seriously 🫣🫣💰💰💰😂😂😁😁
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@zimleague
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2 years
Siyanai nevakadzi vevanhu 🚶🚶🚶
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