Lmao I’ve done nonsense with my life sha, I remember being in a terrible relationship just because bomb penis 😭. Man even told me I couldn’t leave him cos nobody fucks me the way he does 😂 jehova. Till I started tasting varieties and seeing he was just average. Able God
Orgasm is a very serious thing for me, can’t settle down with anyone that can’t give me one. Basically we’ll be having sex just for reproduction which will even guarantee his satisfaction. LOL odiegwu!
You must be a trash individual to start a relationship because you want to have sex. That nonsense excuse of the other person rejecting your proposal of sex is hella dumb. If they refuse move the fuck on its just sex.
What have I been doing this weekend? Blunts, Guinness small stout (although it tastes horrible it’s better than red wine), food, sleep and touching myself.
@mickeygasoline
I entered Wuse market to do a survey the other day and I stumbled into a shop where they were washing designer/niche bottles, diluting perfume oils with perfumers alcohol and selling it off as “unboxed” perfumes. My mouth was open 😂
We don't talk enough about period diarrhea, and the maturity that you somehow must find, tightly zipped in a dark corner of your soul to sustain the indignity and injustice of it all.
In church today,a woman came to ask my mum why I wear so much makeup.
My mum in return asked her why she has 3 children from 3 men.
I still can’t believe my mum could be so mean😭😭😭😭