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shallii's getaway.✶

@zhallii

12 days

stfu

shallii.✶

@xhallii

15 days

All I want is to be an average man making an average living. I'd marry a regular girl, have 2 kids, a girl and a boy. Retire when my daughter gets married & spend the rest of my leisure days watching anime. And then I'd die of old age before my wife. Yup, that's the life I want.

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is it just me or do cars have faces?? Like I could tell if a car was smiling or angry 😭😭😭

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1 month

instead make my papa dey bomb for 90s, the werey go dey rizz my mama💔

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I Been Alive For 20yrs & Never Seen a Hausa Funeral On God They Eat Each Other

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what anime character do you think you are?

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1 month

Niggas turn gay and make it their whole personality

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@zhallii

1 month

I heard someone say something like "Blind people don't see black, or white, they see nothing." I can't really comprehend it. What does nothing look like????

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@zhallii

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Watching your parents divorce really breaks you, my heart goes out to all who been thru it. Let's create a better world for our children 🤞🏾

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1 month

No one: Diddy:

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1 month

Once the artiste is blown , I stop fucking with them. My Job’s done.

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@zhallii

1 month

nothing funnier than artists using the "i'm a kid" tax. You're not 18 anymore nigga, grow tf up.

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1 month

you no go fold keh

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@zhallii

1 month

wagwan loves, just got my account back, follow @xhallii , thanks❤️‍🔥

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@zhallii

1 month

if you don't like condom boxers, I'll just assume it's tiny down there

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1 month

Which do you prefer? Condom boxers or Cotton boxers ?

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@zhallii

2 months

oya nau

pelumiii.🧛🏾

@shelovespelumi

2 months

That girl with lip gloss and glasses will save you

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@zhallii

1 month

maturing is realizing gold jewellery is actually fire, you were just styling it wrong

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@zhallii

1 month

your body knows if you're tryna get slim or fat, so it makes whichever hard for you

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10 months

A conspiracy theory that you believe in?

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1 month

if I don't touch mad bread before 27, I'll straight up kms

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@zhallii

1 month

opportunity cums but once

ur dream girl☾

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1 month

why do men do that thing where they make you think that they are interested in you and then they ghost you?

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@zhallii

1 month

You’re not a bad boy if you never spent your school fees

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@zhallii

1 month

never watch a series in 480p

AJI🪐

@AjiSZN_

1 month

JUST A TIP:

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@zhallii

1 month

na this kind voice Danny wan use do podcast??😭

𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖊𝖕𝖍 🖤

@joejoeboy0

2 months

This Danny no rate God at all oh😭😭😭😭

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@zhallii

1 month

Muslims & Christians don't serve the same God. Religious leaders created that bs to avoid conflict

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10 months

A conspiracy theory that you believe in?

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1 month

kashamadupe genic

𝐛𝐮𝐳𝐨𝐫 🌴

@whotfisbr

1 month

photogenic or videogenic?

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@zhallii

2 months

"ma, how much is lube?" 17000 "wow, okay, do you sell groundnut oil?"

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@zhallii

1 month

instead make I dey bomb, I dey follow my street niggas play 2 shot

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1 month

What did you do during lockdown 2020:

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@zhallii

1 month

if you're a minor, you got no business with uni

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1 month

JUST A TIP:

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@zhallii

1 month

Lord pls if she can't be with me, let her be with you 🙂

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@zhallii

2 months

so all of a sudden, we're all introverts & have trypophobia???

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@zhallii

1 month

sapanese cuz I needa understand why I'm broke

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1 month

A foreign language you’ll really love to learn?

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@zhallii

1 month

Among us in its prime was crazy asf, cause why was I swearing on my grandma's life I wasn’t imposter when I was 😭😭

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@zhallii

1 month

lol

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1 month

boys, what gave you your first 100k?

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@zhallii

1 month

If I try a food I hate & find out I love it, I'm taking that secret to the grave

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new avi or nah??

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1 month

no vex bro e go bet- ter

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@zhallii

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what shall it profit a man to lose everything on earth & still lose heaven?

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@zhallii

1 month

demon slayer is mid.

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@da_only_dee

1 month

What's an anime opinion you can defend like this?

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@zhallii

1 month

@AkichEmmaculate ifb guyss

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@zhallii

1 month

gm gm to every real nigga

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@zhallii

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@176Dan @_Cyphera @xmbdoteth Done ser, got you TG pinned too🥹🫶🏾 454RyFpKxEVHxUeUChr34Zv1AgvRr7kPKMF54DYxm1Hn

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@zhallii

30 days

cuz life's a drag.

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@zhallii

1 month

what anime character do you think you are?

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@zhallii

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@king_shubby eating 3 times a day

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@zhallii

1 month

qing madi is 18???

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@zhallii

1 month

i have cancer & all I want is to eat sum stir-fry before I leave

ADA

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1 month

I will be giving away a free plate of pasta and turkey (as seen below ) to the person with no engagement on their quote (note: you would pay for your delivery yourself ) duration : 17 hours Goodluck For people in lagos only 🙏

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@zhallii

2 months

miss my 'fro

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2 months

ⓘ No face Edition:

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@zhallii

1 month

Shakespeare once said "if kissing your tiddies sent me to hell then I would do it, then while there I could brag about how I tasted heaven"

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Honey Buns 🍯🖤

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@zhallii

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yoruba boy w steeze🥷🏾

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The best duo ?

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@zhallii

1 month

@realestosa @zhallii

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@zhallii

2 months

obough paper machè gbewa🫴🏾

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@zhallii

1 month

fire cuz they didn't say the fire was hot 🧍🏾‍♂️

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1 month

Which way?

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WAGMI💣

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@zhallii

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he speaks facts tho, I know how I dey advice people wey old pass me mad

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@Odumodublvck_

1 month

I SENIOR REMA WITH 6 YEARS BUT WHEN HIM DEY TALK I DEY PAY FULL ATTENTION. E GET MANY THINGS WEY HIM TELL ME WEY I NEVER HEAR ANYBODY TELL ME. NOT EVEN MY FATHER & MOTHER AND TRUST ME. I DON HEAR NANY ADVICE. I REPEAT. OG NO BE BY AGE - INDUSTRY MACHINE

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@zhallii

2 months

that phase where you start getting bread as a man>>>>

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@zhallii

2 months

human meat tastes like pork

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2 months

What is the most disturbing fact about the human body that you know?

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@zhallii

1 month

@oneandonlytemi didnt laugh, not even a single giggle, not a single haha, not even a hehe. I did not even feel like laughing at some point. I didn’t let out even a chuckle, not even a subtle burst of air out of my oesophagus.

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@zhallii

2 months

I fw lizards. I have lizards everywhere around my house. I have a light I leave on at night just to attract bugs so the lizards can eat so I can get one to crawl on my hand but usually they are timid if approached so I try to leave them be as much as I can

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2 months

Call me weird :

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@zhallii

1 month

Nigeria will not end me💔

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@zhallii

1 month

be like you dey crase

REMA

@heisrema

1 month

Hehehe midNight 👹

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@zhallii

1 month

web3 + fraud is crazy. How do you even handle the heat

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1 month

My international buddies and his friends

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@zhallii

1 month

Ayra starr, y'all will deny it but she's top

tega the creator✰🇳🇬

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1 month

name a celebrity whose face card has never declined.

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@zhallii

2 months

All I do in this school is spend money, I'm not learning shishi

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@zhallii

2 months

english or spanish

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@h3rvitamin_c 😂

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@zhallii

1 month

To be pilot no hard if you dey use MTN

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@zhallii

1 month

you're BOTthering her

dio🇳🇬

@heisntdio

1 month

My own no dey ever pass “wyd” “how was your day”. I just dey do like bot 💔

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@zhallii

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it's time i get back to focusing on Solana this summer. 100x insha'Allah

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@theonlyfolu I am not happy for you

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@zhallii

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imagining ending up like yayi dem mehn

y4yi

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1 month

TWITTER ISN'T REAL LIFE!

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there's a way someone will move that you'll just know he's a man u fan

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1.5k shalliipups, can only be God🙏🏾

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wagwan

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@Kingada20

1 month

I will be giving away a free plate of pasta and turkey (as seen below ) to the person with no engagement on their quote (note: you would pay for your delivery yourself ) duration : 17 hours Goodluck For people in lagos only 🙏

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i love y'all 🙉🙉🙉

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1 month

well we all like the smell of our....

𝐒𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐛𝐨𝐲🖤🥷

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1 month

What’s a weird smell you like ?

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@zhallii

1 month

Fun fact: Human meat tastes like pork

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1 month

You must be a s!ck person if you eat pork

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@zhallii

1 month

i don't like this gender mehn, wtf is this????????

NBA YB

@NBA_gramm

1 month

You see woman wey dey like stick like this.....you still go marry am Nawa oooh.... She was clearly a sickle cell

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@zhallii

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how can you even hate Ronaldo??

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@zhallii

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super senses cuz I just wanna get rid of these glasses mehn

bigbird✰

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I wish I had super powers man

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@zhallii

1 month

studying engineering in Nigerian public universities

shar ✨️

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1 month

name a scam

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@mftheevilone tell the girl in your wallpaper I said wagwan

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@zhallii

1 month

hi hi kofs, I know we had our differences plus I wasn't there for you when you needed. I'm sorry 'bout that & would like us to makeup. Let's start over & see how it goes Tell your mum I said wagwan Love, shallii