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@zephatl
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By the way sisi small wigs ndio hukuwa mafala..badala tujifollow tukuwe mabig wig we umekaza mkunye kujieka na wasee washakuwa mabig huko ndio unaengage na tweets zao pekee .nkt ‼️
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@zephatl
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Hakuna wasee hukuwa na business ideas kama broke ass niggas banaa..wanaeza kuchapia mabusinuess plans hadi ustuke😂😂
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@zephatl
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Achana na heartbreak ushai omba dem ameonjesha mbogi mzima kinembe alafu wewe anakunyima😂😂💔
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@zephatl
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Kunyonga ndio mnaita self service sikuizi.. enyewe mnakimbiza syllabus majamaa😂💀🙌
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@zephatl
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Tunakuambia usubmit photocopy ya roho we unasubmit original ikishakuramba unaanza kulialia..nkt!!
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@zephatl
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Ile KUTU niko nayo nikishika mtoto wa mtu naeza mkunja kunja kama zile hema za matanga kumamaye🤦
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@zephatl
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social media isikupee pressure mzee watu wanateseka huku nje ni wengi wewe ukiwa mmoja wao😂😂🫴
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@zephatl
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Kitambo ilikuwa msee akiniambia 'Fb' naenda kumsaka Facebook bana..nilikuwa dwanzi ajabu😂😂💔
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@zephatl
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Wewe unamwita hunny wakati wengine wanamuita sleepover shenzi sana😂😂🤌
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@zephatl
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Sasa unahide last seen ya nini na hakuna mwenye anakutext hadi nkt!😂
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@zephatl
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Shida ya madem wanono ata wakae kama wamepanua miguu huwezi ona magoodies kumamaye😂
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@zephatl
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Nimeenda kupullout mpoa akaniambia niache mtoto atakuja na sahani yake.. enyewe lav issa biuriful thing😂
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@zephatl
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unajiita baby gyal na unafinya sembe kushinda msee wa mjengo..tulia wafula😂😂
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@zephatl
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Hizi streets ikiwa huna pesa hadi omba omba wenye hukaa kando ya barabara hukudharau 🥲
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@zephatl
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Ma ugly ninjas hukapitia mahn imagine kupiga pics 10 alafu unadelete 9... hio moja yenye ameacha bado anaburgain na akili kama aidelete pia 😂
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@zephatl
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Hakuna kitu huuma kama kupigwa ngumi ya mwisho alafu mtoanishwe vita iishe bana..that kafeeling is underrated mahn😂😂💔
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@zephatl
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Mi naye ukinipiga eye contact ipite sekunde mbili tunapanga harusi nayonayo we ndio soulmate aswear😂😂
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@zephatl
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Mwanaume unatumia Snapchat huwezi niconvince hupeani nyuma🤌
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@zephatl
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KUTU Niko nayo naweza Katia Hadi mwendawazimu nifinye😂😂💀
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@zephatl
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Shiet kumbe vegetarian inamaanisha kukula mama mboga😂😂💀
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@zephatl
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Yaani watchman ndio mnaita 'mngoja kifo' enyewe watu hamna chills huku nje .
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@zephatl
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Towel unatumia kupanguza nayo haga ukishaoga ndio bado unatumia kupanguza uso na bado unalazy sindio?
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@zephatl
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Schedule yangu ya leo ni tight kuliko madem wenyu 🌚
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@zephatl
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Kama unaitwa Nafula dm tuendeleshe hii mapenzi siezi waste pesa ingine kufuta hii tattoo.🤦
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@zephatl
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Uko na iphone na Bado unatumia filters msichana kwani how bad is the damage😂😂
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@zephatl
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Pale highschool akuna topic wasee walikuwa active kwa biology kama 'reproduction' but ikukuja kwa mtihani wanafail kama nonsense😂😂
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@zephatl
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Huku ushago mnakula 6 sharp ju mnalala keja moja na mifugo na guks anadaisha lazima afunge na nje😂😂
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@zephatl
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Enyewe epl irudi sisi ugly ninjas tuache kuudhi watoto wa wenyewe na kuwajazia notifications na maheyy😂😂🙌
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@zephatl
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Na madem mpunguze kupost matako mnafanya natoboa boxer zangu bure na nikiwaomba hamtanipea .
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@zephatl
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unanikataa ju ya sura nika mimi ndio nilijiumba kumamaye.
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@zephatl
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Now that small wigs tumechanuka tukajua mabigwig wanatubeba ufala..wanaanza kujifanya vile they care 😂😂maumbwa hao😂😂🚮
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@zephatl
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Acha kujiita antisocial we ni mnyongi.😂😂
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@zephatl
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Kupea msichana pesa nayo nikudharau wazazi wake walai💯
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@zephatl
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Nani anataka tuwashiane nots...tuengage tuache kujiongelesha😎
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@zephatl
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Mwanaume unatoa wapi nguvu ya kujipost kwani unataka tukudinye 😂😂🤌
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@zephatl
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Na ukipata chance ya kuniosha usiwaste ju mi nikipata hutafurahia msee😂😂🫴
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@zephatl
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Nililala kama nimeseti Jamaica Fm ndio Vybz Kartel akiangusha Hit nikuwe on track kumamaye😂😂🙌
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@zephatl
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Nimejaribu kupika mokimo kutumia skills za cooking ads pale YouTube nimekwamia hapo kwa 'place it in the oven for 30mins' sa wanataka nitoe oven wapi😂😂💔
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@zephatl
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Sikatai wewe ni mluhya..lakini mbona uniambie tumumunyane mdomo😂🤦
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@zephatl
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The fact that nilimwaga ndani hata uniite 1minute Sina shida 😑
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@zephatl
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Ile loyalty napeana huku X hata mamaa akiskia atastuka😂😂
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@zephatl
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'Anakupenda' ama 'anakupenda pia'😂😂💀
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@zephatl
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Na kwani mnaachanga sura zenyu kwa social media mkiwa kwa ground ju vitu naona huku mangaii😂😂💔
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@zephatl
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Mwanaume unajiexplain Nini?Kwani we ni milayas mnono nkt!!!
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@zephatl
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Dem mjaka anakutwerkia mpaka bedsitter inakaa upepo😂😂
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@zephatl
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"Aina noma Aina noma..Kuna siku small wigs wataungana"😂😂..me singing in mind so that I don't give up tweeting😂😂💔
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@zephatl
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Mwingine amepost mpoa wake akaambiwa kama anapenda wanaume si angesema mapema😂😂💔
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@zephatl
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Sahi Kuna mtu mahali anatamani kukuwa kama wewe kumbe hajui unateseka kumshinda ni kufake tu unafake😂😂
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@zephatl
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Na tukishakunyima pesa acha kuongea mbaya ju hakuna kitu itafanyikia 😂😂🤌
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@zephatl
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Nikiwaambia goodmorning alafu nirudi kulala Kuna shida🤷
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@zephatl
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Unatumia mtu picha anakuambia the background looks more attractive than you😂😭
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@zephatl
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Na kwani watu wanauza Nini huku yenye tl imejaa 'what are you selling today'🤔
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@zephatl
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Kunyamba na ukose kujilikana ni wewe is an underated skill buana😂😂
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@zephatl
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Nilikuwa nashangaa mbona leo nimeamka kama sijambao kumbe manchietha tulipigwa..hii team nayo itanipea pressure kumamaye🤦
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@zephatl
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Mbavu yangu instead waumbie mtu inakaa walichemshia waizraeli supu wakakunywa😂😭
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@zephatl
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Kuna Dem ameambiwa Kuna lips za kukiss hio yake ni ya kupoesha uji😂😂💀
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@zephatl
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Fanya kila kufurahisha mzazi lakini usimwonyeshe unaeza jitegemea..utateseka kama umbwaa my friend😂😂
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@zephatl
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Na nikikuambia niko stable namaanisha mentally si financially mzee😏
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@zephatl
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Unavaa crop top na umbilical cord haikukatwa vizuri inakaa padlock za jela😂😂
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@zephatl
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Hakuna staff ilikuwa inaniboo nikiwa mtoi kama kutumwa na mzazi uende kukopa kwa duka..😂😂😭
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@zephatl
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Sahi huko green app ukieka status unapata 50views immediately na zote ni madem wako😂😂💀
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@zephatl
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unadhani unamtumia kumbe anataka kukupea ukimwi akuuwe 😂😂
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@zephatl
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Ni ukweli kunakuanga na allergy ya CD ama huyu milayas anataka kuniuwa na ukedi 😂😂💀
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@zephatl
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Unaambia manzi yako unahisi baridi alafu gaidi inakuuliza 'kwani uliuuzanga Tecno yako'🥲
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@zephatl
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Sa kama tunapitia gates zimeandikwa umbwa Kali...sa we kumpea mimba ndio unadhani tutamwacha😂😂💀
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@zephatl
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Hakuna kitu hunibamba kama kuona matweeps wameeka badge na Bado tweets zao hazinasi😂😂😭
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@zephatl
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Unakutana na mtu anakushow unakaa vizuri unashindwa ni wewe unakaa vizuri ama nguo umevaa😂😂
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@zephatl
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Kuna style zingine akikupea nayo unajua tu huyo ni milayas mahn😂😂💀
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@zephatl
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Instagram unapata kijana wa miaka 17 ako na V8 tatu na audi tatu na sa hizo wewe uko 25yrs na Bado unaishi kwa mzazi..hio kitu imefanya nimedelete hio app sipendi pressure Mimi😂😂💀🚮
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@zephatl
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Kuna dem ameambiwa na boy catch flights not feelings akaamza kulia😂😂🙌
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@zephatl
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Ndio kuachiliwa na uncle Elon what's popping 😤
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@zephatl
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Leo ilikuwa niendee church but jirani akaeka mix moja lit ya gospel ikabidi ni postpone.
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@zephatl
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Stori mingi na Dem hukuli Achana nayo vavarai😂😂🤌
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@zephatl
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Uko sure huyo msee unaamini ni morio wako damu manzi yako akimpea atakataa?😂😂💀
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@zephatl
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Ndio mahighschooler wanarudi sasa waanze 'kuanguka nayo'thing
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@zephatl
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Kwani kukuwa Cs hainanga qualifications ama😂😂..kusema tu ukweli Joho akiulizwa what's mining atajibu kweli?😂😂🙌
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@zephatl
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Kama Cardi B na Offset waliachana nyi ni kina nani mdate milele😂😂
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@zephatl
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Nimechoka kujificha guys..Mimi ndio hushootia Alicia kanini vida zake za only fans..dm for the same services😂😂💯
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@zephatl
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Hakuna Cha petite hapo..wewe umekonda ju unateseka mbwaa.
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@zephatl
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Hii Nairobi mtu amekubali umekulie bibi lakini asikuambie mahali anatoa pesa😂😂💀
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@zephatl
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Ukikuwa na Dem mrembo we jua tu lazima utagongewa na si mlango😂😂
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@zephatl
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Wacha niaamke nikaangalie hao madem huendea mandazi kama wamevaa pajamas🌚
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@zephatl
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sa ukiulizwe umeamka kufanya Nini utasema?..Anyway acha tukaangalia kama early birds wameshaliza worms tuwaongezee washibe😂😂
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@zephatl
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Banaa hii baridi unaenda kunyora unashangaa mjulus iko wapi kumbe imecoil ikarudi kwa tumbo kama batamzinga😂😂
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@zephatl
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Na isipo nasa we delete tu..hatuwezi kujudge😂
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@zephatl
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Netflix and chill achia wasee wamayolo we kuja tugudhane ololo nyaboke😂😂
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@zephatl
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Mahali Bangi imenifikisha ni mbali na Bado tunaenda mbali😎
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@zephatl
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Hakuna watu wako na mechi safi kama watu wako na ukimwi..they do it perfect ndio wakusambazie haraka😂😂
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@zephatl
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Mi heri unidinyie Dem lakini nisikupee logins zangu za X 😂😂🙌
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@zephatl
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Majamaa nikichange Avi mtanisahau?😂😂
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@zephatl
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Shout-out to that girl mwenye alinipea number na akanikulisha bluetik atleast nilishiba sikulala njaa😂😂💔
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@zephatl
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Yaani ni Monday na nimeshakopa kwa madhe..nitawahi toka kwa block kweli🤦
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@zephatl
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Concerts za Vybz nayo bila Clarks ama Lagz utakaa fala mahn😂😂💔
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@zephatl
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"Zero Cops in CBD wote wameenda JKIA..they will not believe"
Tweet media one
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@zephatl
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Baridi ya leo inashangaa mbona siendii koinange kumbe Niko ndani ya gunia ya simiti😂😂
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@zephatl
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Hakuna staff huniturn on kama dem kunichapia eti ako na chali huwa inatrigger mirista ajabu😂😂
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@zephatl
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Dieks nayo hairadi tuko kwa hard times kazi yake nikusimama tu everytime 😂😂💔
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@zephatl
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Si mtu aanzishe gain train tufuatene before tuanze kufatwa na masanse.
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