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Zeidside

@zeidside

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A midwit posting about crypto and crypto accessories. I have never made a single dollar from crypto and am only here for entertainment. Angel Investor.

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Joined October 2020
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@zeidside
Zeidside
2 years
Did u guys have fun with Near season for 6 hours?
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@zeidside
Zeidside
1 year
I have officially completed the most Milady thing I have ever done on the blockchain
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10 months
@uncledoomer Think about how many used syringes we could fit there
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@zeidside
Zeidside
1 year
@UubzU you just from not here imagine the smell of "not here"
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@zeidside
Zeidside
2 years
@lmount_ @optimismPBC Because in crypto if you fuck up for 8 figures the penalty is people dislike you on social media for a week
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@zeidside
Zeidside
1 year
Quitting my wagie job soon, it's time. Have enough funds for my current cost of living for decades without even touching my crypto. Excited.
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@zeidside
Zeidside
8 months
A dex. With 50 seed investors.
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@zeidside
Zeidside
2 years
@GenghisJon1 @basedkarbon She's just selling jpegs too sir
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@zeidside
Zeidside
1 year
I miss the old milady the not dumping on her friends milady
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2 years
@npcSara The "spent all of my bull market gains and need cash" house
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@zeidside
Zeidside
11 months
@0xgaut Seems really cheap for honey and it never expires - maybe it was on a large discount and they just cleaned out the entire shelf. Bees should fear them.
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@zeidside
Zeidside
7 months
what am I missing?
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@zeidside
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6 months
@0xPajke "based organic community, I would die for these random indians in a telegram channel I've talked to for 8 minutes"
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1 year
@zachxbt mtgox was a mtg trading platform time is a flat circle
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Zeidside
1 year
@9mm_smg "oh sorry the maid didn't leave the keys under the mat haha we'll have someone bring the extra pair can you wait an hour?" I've had enough
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@zeidside
Zeidside
1 year
milady
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@zeidside
Zeidside
3 years
@SandorReport @ThinkingUSD 20% in any normal market is spectacular, even if my yield farmer brain is unimpressed at first glance. 10% is acceptable. I'm never going back to 0.05%, that's for sure.
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@zeidside
Zeidside
2 years
please give a round of applause to my new milady for being brave enough to face society
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@zeidside
Zeidside
11 months
@uncledoomer We've moved on to a new current thing (war edition)
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@zeidside
Zeidside
2 years
if anything happens to me, start here
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@zeidside
Zeidside
3 years
@0x_fxnction @voxpunksclub radioactive ape + test tube...mutant ape punk sol club 🧐
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@zeidside
Zeidside
3 years
@riotgoools I've been pretty lazy about #Fantom #NFTs , but found a few recently I like. Grabbed a couple Riot Goools the other day.
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@zeidside
Zeidside
6 months
@pepeDRT so you are paying?
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@zeidside
Zeidside
3 years
@icebergy_ @opensea My Uber driver is sweeping fidenzas right now, crazy.
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@zeidside
Zeidside
1 year
My goal through the next cycle is to make enough money or make enough jokes that I amass a large following on Twitter and then I can just coast on that for entertainment. A few people might ask "what does that guy even do?" And that's my niche right there. Nothing.
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@zeidside
Zeidside
1 year
which 1 month option is more powerful on OpenSea?
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@zeidside
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1 year
@veH0rny He lost another $4k on routing usdt to usdc on paraswap rather than curve first ☠️
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@zeidside
Zeidside
2 years
Gm to everyone except the people dumping ETH
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Zeidside
1 year
Ah shit we got cancelled again?
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@zeidside
Zeidside
6 months
@Web3_Emily Shib just went from 5b to 20b in a month Things will get sillier
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@zeidside
Zeidside
3 years
@lewifree I own $34 of btc, 6 nfts worth 0.06 eth total, and I'm collecting my candies. Pls b nice.
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@zeidside
Zeidside
4 months
this isn't worth reading unless you really want to but the tl;dr is don't trust bipolar drug addicts with your stuff
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CYBERPRINCE HAS COMMITTED GRAND LARCENY, STEALING $25K FROM THE $NORMILIO TREASURY. We all know his reputation plummeted after pumping and dumping Remilios then pivoting to Chinese stocks, but Cyberprince has now ruined his reputation beyond repair. He is not only a serial
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@zeidside
Zeidside
2 years
Picked up another milady after selling a few other NFTs. Too cool to be on the floor.
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Zeidside
2 years
ok I minted liked 50 @REMILIONAIRE but clearly some other people find that number amateurish
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@zeidside
Zeidside
1 year
howdy y'all I'm new here and definitely NOT a fed
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@zeidside
Zeidside
9 months
@CL207 SHAMELESS
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@zeidside
Zeidside
1 year
gm arb airdrop + remilia nft price action + pepe has netted me six figs with almost nothing on the line really grateful I'm going to be free from the wage cage some day
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@zeidside
Zeidside
10 months
it's called Avalanche because all it does is go down lmao
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1 year
alright alright I got on my dilapidated old laptop for this one
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1 year
@uncledoomer If you ever told me a couple bringing home 230k had a million dollars of debt but only a 210k house.... They're living like rockstars out of a 3 bedroom in suburban Cincinnati? Their drug budget must be wild
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@zeidside
Zeidside
2 years
@GainEXP @flatterkatz @latimes so wait - poor immigrants in America stimulate the economy via spending but wealthy remote workers in Mexico City, with more disposable income, do not?
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@zeidside
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1 year
@0xVKTR @gainzy222 Aaaaahh I hate it here Brampton is superior
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@zeidside
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3 years
@0x_fxnction getting dragged by anyone for telling the truth from a place of no malice is ridiculous
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@zeidside
Zeidside
2 years
someone come up with a catchy name for Canto, Optimism, and Aptos season. You will reach influencer status overnight.
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6 months
@memeticsisyphus Cooking advice from a person that only eats frozen pizza
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@zeidside
Zeidside
2 years
@icebergy_ Fucked around and found out You know with whomst
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1 year
What's wrong with my milady?
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@zeidside
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8 months
@coldhealing God, let Star Wars be next
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2 years
@Aristos_Revenge chem degree reporting in totally worthless for understanding the situation RIP
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1 year
@RNR_0 I just shotgun Twitter for 30 minutes 0-2 times per day usually. High frequency replyguying. Furiously news scrolling.
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@zeidside
Zeidside
9 months
@veH0rny @blknoiz06 is this a suicide note?
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9 months
@0xfoobar Perfect exit opportunity for him really
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@zeidside
Zeidside
6 months
solana pumping even higher as people dump ethereum to buy sol to withdraw from binance to ape into a 2 hour old 500m marketcap coin named slerf
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11 months
@FischerKing64 bro drying clothes in Europe in the winter is such a meme... it's humid and raining for a week straight let me plan which socks will be dry enough to use like a week in advance lmao
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@zeidside
Zeidside
6 months
sir, a 3rd plane has hit the Remilia Towers
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@zeidside
Zeidside
9 months
@burstingbagel I miss my old screenshots There was a point in time where my portfolio had $10k of polkadot alts that would be worth like $30 today
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@zeidside
Zeidside
3 years
@jpeg_junki @plAIgrounds @ChartSimpson @blknoiz06 I've been priced out of eth defi for a year at this point and evidently I'm not the only one
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5 months
@notsofast I saw your threads and didn't understand any of it I am significantly more autistic than the average crypto participant Can confirm too early
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5 months
"hi marginfi, when token?" "gay sex"
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@zeidside
Zeidside
3 years
Today will forever go down as both Tubby Cat day and the beginning of World War III
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@zeidside
Zeidside
11 months
@jebus911 Mint nft for $30 List for $40 Relist for $39 Relist for $38 Relist for $37 Relist for $36 Repeat until you get down to $1 You minted 20 This is the Solana starter pack
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Zeidside
1 year
>chainlink launces CCIP >"pumps" 10% and immediately starts bleeding out the entire pump when people realize the bridge costs $80 to use instead of $0 with any of 10 other bridging options lmao
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@zeidside
Zeidside
2 years
@CNBC he's reverse robinhood, it's that simple
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@zeidside
Zeidside
1 year
Dear noobs, Milady is NOT naturally going up. It is being pushed up via whales placing spoofy buy orders on exchanges to make noobs and risk managers buy to "sell back higher". They are stealing your money and will make you milady forever!!!!!
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@zeidside
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6 months
@Bonecondor I'm killing myself if I hear live music from a concert I'm not at
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@zeidside
Zeidside
1 year
@ProfessorSkely he warned them not to redeem
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@zeidside
Zeidside
2 years
I know CT wants Sudo to be a thing but kind of feels like it needs to do some volume as an exchange to be a thing
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@zeidside
Zeidside
2 years
My banner actually sold and I'm not prepared to change it on here yet so ty for letting me borrow it for the foreseeable future buyerperson
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2 years
@unusual_whales Evergrande bankrupt every day China bans crypto every month Zzz
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Zeidside
3 years
@MarkHthomas @degenomix Fundamental problem is often the yield is paid out in inflationary tokens that are going to goblin town during bear market because you and I and everyone else want that yield.
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Zeidside
2 years
canto nfts reminding me of early solana nfts you just mint for like $5 and dump everything and make a few dollars maybe and nobody knows anything but from the ashes and chaos will rise the next DeGods and SMB and whatever else you sell too early and never make any money from
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Zeidside
5 months
Wait you guys didn't schedule a 5 figure airdrop for me today?
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@zeidside
Zeidside
5 months
No echo email No Monad role Cobie has forsaken me
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Zeidside
1 year
Already at portfolio ATH before I get the biggest airdrop I've ever received It's all coming together
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7 months
@Pool2Paulie >bittensor mcap seems high, I'll check other projects >there are no other projects >Keep holding tao >Circle back to step 1
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1 year
@bobby Easy to find here in Michigan for a fair price, honorable mention to Crazy Richard's too
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@zeidside
Zeidside
1 year
I need Twitter revenue I lost my metamask milady eth with trust wallet browser seed phrase i need help with my metamask lost funds metamask hacked account trust wallet hacked account uniswap not swapping pancakeswap wallet connect coinbase hacked account binance hacked account
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@zeidside
Zeidside
3 years
I'm in @TheColorsNFT "paid group" (aka hold 3 colors and wait for art) and it's actually the first time I've been in a group chat about crypto this year. It's paid for itself but beyond that I'm enjoying just shooting the shit with great (profitable?) minds
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@zeidside
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2 years
@Leigence When your holder base sentiment is mental illness and instability you are more resilient to market dynamics, I think
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7 months
You're telling me the guy that's trained muay thai for 20 years got beat by a homeless drug addict that was obese less than 2 years ago? Study not giving a shit
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@zeidside
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2 years
eggs are mooning violently, leaving breakfast enthusiasts sidelined in fiat. They'll capitulate and buy lucky charms soon
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8 months
@Dogetoshi JUP is coming but... Yeah Eth beta is ldo/arb/op/aave/etc Solana beta is.......... Bonk? Weird choice
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@zeidside
Zeidside
2 years
walk away from computer for 15 minutes ss rank halo milady gets listed and sold for 3.6e within a minute
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@zeidside
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1 year
@bennisbot @tittyrespecter God that would cut deep right into my chakra channels or something
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1 year
They got my Dubai hat at 8.7e frens It's over
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@zeidside
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6 months
@Awawat_Trades in America we enjoy when you put your shoes on the couch. Ideally on any pillows you may see. This is our culture, thank you for understanding.
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1 year
@screentimes doll smaller than expected
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@zeidside
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2 years
@SenWarren Thank you for working with Joseph Bankman to protect us from his son that just stole ten billion from ordinary people. We're so safe right now.
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Zeidside
7 months
Retardio is the funniest thing on here since the bitboy meltdown
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@zeidside
Zeidside
2 years
waited since 2020 for the flare airdrop and it's worth $20 from holding $5k of xrp during the snapshot ama
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Zeidside
3 years
@defi_airdrops @Darrenlautf being American never stops costing me money
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@zeidside
Zeidside
1 year
lol artchick bought a milady
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@zeidside
Zeidside
3 years
@mewn21 My heart says Solana but my brain says One, Algo, and DOT are more likely.
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7 months
lost all of my money buying the top of a coin called Retardio Retardio
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@zeidside
Zeidside
2 years
But it's just me talking to myself
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@zeidside
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6 months
@basedkarbon it's going to be some coin we've never heard of that only exists on tiktok for maximum pain
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1 year
@RMM_RMM_ imagine he switches back to valhalla pfp tomorrow
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@zeidside
Zeidside
1 year
alright @YayoCorp how do you top this?
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@zeidside
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7 months
@MiladySalesBot the end of an era but the lore is neverending
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