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Zalgrand

@zalgrand

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18+only, NSFW, Elf fan, Role player, writer, DM. Fantasy violence, sex, vulgar

Joined October 2019
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
2 years
Give your oc big fat milkers if you want to, if anyone talks shit tell them I said it was cool.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
8 months
@jetblackraider You can wear suits made of the flesh of your foes if you are a beautiful goth elf. Just makes it morally correct.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
3 years
Not getting the vaccine makes you the person who hides their zombie bite from the rest of the group. JUST FYI.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
2 years
@Manaborne Giving the kaldorei or worgen a home would cost a raid tier.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
7 months
@Myrmidia I think they are using tattoos and stretching them to cover most of the face
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
1 year
I've had a few old friends get on the prompt generated art train. I'm begging people to just draw. IDC if it is in MS paint, if it is super shitty. I will retweet and love it a million times more than the dead-eye princess Elsa the algorithm spits out for you.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
3 years
I feel the urge for a spooky character.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
11 months
@Vanelise6 The first example pisses me off because that is obviously hearthstone. Yeah warcraft is less edgy in this day and age, but it still isn't the cartoon level whimsy of hearthstone. Like comparing Batman the animated series with Lego batman.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
4 years
@SenandAya I just don't understand it. Blizzard: makes a few polygons to give new hairs, a few color swaps for new eyes. Players: HELL YES. YEAH. I LOVE IT. YES. Blizzard: "Let's never do that again."
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
11 months
I've decided Zal shall become king of the Kaldorei. I won't be answering questions related to this statement.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
3 years
Me: I'm disillusioned with Warcraft Also me: what if I made a draenei OC for smut commissions?
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
4 years
@MrStephenLandis @mannyfidel Ultra TLDR; Nerds noticed rich guys trying to make money making a company crash and burn. Nerds made the company stock go up by buying it. Rich guys lose billions, nerds make bank. Rich guys want to change the rules now.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
11 months
I won't make some kind of Winterspring guild. I won't do it. I shall not. I refuse.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
2 years
I love characters with lots of scars, missing eyes, fucked up teeth, broken horns and obvious history to them. Begging people to fuck up their armor and clothes too to make them looked lived and adventured with.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
2 years
Ever feel like you have a great character idea, but no one really seems that jazzed about it?
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
3 years
I'm going to be super controversial and say revenge against the known and confirmed, unrepentant wrongdoer is *good actually*.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
1 year
Thicc elves.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
2 years
I'm also sorry if you follow me for elf discussion and boobs and such. Growing up I've always thought things will get better. No matter what the march to more freedom and rights. This shit pisses me off more than I can really explain.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
2 years
The urge to make another huge NELF OC
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
1 year
The problem with being your own worst enemy, is that no matter how many times you beat his ass, the motherfucker is right there tomorrow morning
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
1 year
I need more people to harass over discord. Or people to actually play wow with.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
1 year
@Skoll_Shorties First glance, I say Deathwing, but Arthas actually beat the heroes of Azeroth. If Arthas raises any of those guys it would give him a big advantage. I'm actually changing to Arthas.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
3 years
I'm getting close to having lost 40lbs this year. I'm most stoked to see real increases in strength. I've still got further I want to go, but it feels great to see progress.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
1 year
Since this place is X rated now, really going to need to see more boobs.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
1 year
Goth women. Send tweet.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
2 years
In a moment of self doubt I forgot guys, it only *really* matters if *you* like your own OCs.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
2 years
Crazy how some people are capable of going from loving and caring to super cold at like the drop of a hat.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
2 years
A cult about napping and cuddling would sway me from my staunch atheism, not gonna lie.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
3 years
It is actually insane that billions of people just want to exist, live, make families, create and care. But our leaders all around the world want to terrorize and divide us.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
2 years
Today is definitely a write smut and doodle shitty pornography day.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
1 year
I often present Zal as a lecherous brute, but I promise he has really complicated elf thoughts on top of being a blue cave man.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
1 year
Blocking and "I'm not interested in this tweeting" everything until my feed is just cute animals and naked elves.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
3 years
Me on a good day: "I am a 30foot tall ogre ready to crush everything in my path." Bad day: "I am a sentient bean bag chair."
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
1 year
Exhausted, yet still we gym. Still we horny post.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
1 year
Hey nice elf ya got there. Be a shame if somethin happened to it.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
2 years
Man ya'll remember heritage armor?
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
3 years
Night elves, cuddling with Sabers in dim dens.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
2 years
Don't be gay, don't be non-white, don't be trans, don't be sexually active, don't be sick. Exist to make products, sell products in the exact way I think you should. Freedom is doing exactly what I say. You want to live somewhere? haha
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
2 years
General strike and protest till our leaders get their heads out of their asses.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
1 year
I really need a dragon OC.
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
1 year
@saltmatey That last image has such "he ordered no pickles" energy
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@zalgrand
Zalgrand
1 year
Thigh squish.
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