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@zakeeg_
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What’s wrong wit Paper plates?! 😭😂 Tf I’ll use a paper pot If they had them 😂😂 fuck them dishes yo
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@zakeeg_
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I asked my son how he got a girl if he pee in the bed he said she do too... 😂😂😂😂
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@zakeeg_
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3 years
Posting ya boyfriend knowing I like you is crazy
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@zakeeg_
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IDC WHAT NOBODY SAY YOU GOTTA WATCH KIDS AROUND KIDS TOO NOT JUST ADULTS. EVERYBODY RAISE THEY KIDS DIFFERENT AND SOME KIDS ARE EXPOSED TO MORE THINGS THAN OTHER KIDS
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@zakeeg_
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“I heard she a whore” -A nigga that didn’t hit
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@zakeeg_
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this bitch just ask for $800 I almost broke my thumb trying to text her FUCK you
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@zakeeg_
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@nnijay Respect his honesty 😂😂😂
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@zakeeg_
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Whoever got an 07 Altima with lashes ya bf racing ppl on 95
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@zakeeg_
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2 years
Y’all fw baddies south? 😭😭 (hold y’all jokes) but why rollie keep thinking she won??
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@zakeeg_
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4 years
Why y’all be butt naked when y’all doing photo shoots for y’all lash brands 🥴
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@zakeeg_
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4 years
i pray my child is a pro at math because i won't be no help after 2nd grade
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@zakeeg_
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3 years
Wash y’all pillow cases & stop asking people for their skin care routine 😒
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@zakeeg_
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I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 67 times with no complaints😭🤷🏾‍♂️
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@zakeeg_
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3 years
You gon fw 100 goofies tryn get the feeling I gave you
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@zakeeg_
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6th graders wearing crop tops&high waisted shorts😳😒when I was in the 6th grade if you didnt have an Aeropostale tshirt you were a nobody😂
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@zakeeg_
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5 years
B^tches will sniff 60 times otp just so you know they crying. Bitch idc 😂
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@zakeeg_
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3 years
I want this will smith stuff wrapped up by noon tho
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@zakeeg_
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5 years
Niggas will spend $300 on lean & percs just to doze off🤦🏾‍♂️ Bro Sleep is free 😂😂
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@zakeeg_
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4 years
My mans called 10 btches before he finally decided to settle for his girl last night 😭😭
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@zakeeg_
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4 years
Let me go get something to eat before I wake up tomorrow & signs in the windows say “whites only” 😭😂
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@zakeeg_
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3 years
Gave my cat a piece of this popeyes biscuit that mf aint meow in 3 hours 😭😭😭
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@zakeeg_
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11 years
Teachers take FOREVER to put in grades, but put in a 0 fast as hell . 😩😩
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@zakeeg_
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11 years
Girl: Im Pregnant Boy: Im Finna Go Girl: Go Where Boy: Go Get A Job & Take Care Of My Babies Girl: Babies Boy: The One In Yo Stomach & U
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@zakeeg_
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4 months
@xomamamiaaa Married least… divorced the most… the numbers will always show itself
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@zakeeg_
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4 years
Quando cancelled his show because Durk bought all his tickets 😭😭😭 y’all Keep thinkin durk not like that bc he make music turn me up smurkio
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@zakeeg_
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3 years
How do I cancel this PPP loan? My auntie just got locked up 🥴😭
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@zakeeg_
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10 years
For my age , I feel like I go thru too much 💯😩
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@zakeeg_
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3 years
I hate a bum ass store that don’t accept Apple Pay
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@zakeeg_
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5 years
Shit be pointless.. we coulda stayed strangers
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@zakeeg_
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10 years
😂females put 2 & 2 together faster than a calculator 😩😂 girls always found out things so don't think they stupid 😂👌
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@zakeeg_
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I’m a Twitter OG had this jawn when if you tweet too much in a hour you go to “twitter jail” 😂
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@zakeeg_
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5 years
Damn Mcdonald’s 🥴 I asked for a Sprite not Grey goose 😭😂😂
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@zakeeg_
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5 years
Y’all get pregnant & wont stfu‍🤦🏽‍♂️we know stank-a butt due in February damn🙄😭
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@zakeeg_
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4 years
“YoU STilL LiSTen tO R.KeLLY?” U damn right...He ain’t touch me TURN THAT SHIT UP 😭😭
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@zakeeg_
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3 years
PECO must be adding the street lights to my bill cause this jawn crazy 😵‍💫
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@zakeeg_
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4 years
Chic fil A gon be open later? I done got into it w The whole family😭😭😒
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@zakeeg_
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10 years
Father's Day ? Tf 😂 nigga it's Mother's Day part 2😴💯
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@zakeeg_
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4 years
I was high as shit looking for Joe on the ballot earlier this nigga name joesph Ain’t nobody told me shit 😂😂😂
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@zakeeg_
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5 years
Your ph balance was off and I was still there for you 💔
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@zakeeg_
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10 years
Mother's Day be stressful af bruh.. What do you get someone who has given you everything?
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@zakeeg_
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3 years
I knew this generation didn’t gaf when we stop ironing our clothes 😂
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@zakeeg_
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3 years
Gotta start eating soup around ppl ! Niggas can’t ask for a piece of soup 😂
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@zakeeg_
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11 years
Who Else Blocked Family Members On A Social Network ? 😒😂
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@zakeeg_
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5 years
Before you DM me.. Look at you, then look at me😭 make sure everything adding up 😂
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@zakeeg_
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Yall Be Like "Mall Run" & Only come out w/ Auntie Ann’s iont like that 🥴
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@zakeeg_
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3 years
“We outside” cost a whole lot of money 😂😂😂
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@zakeeg_
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11 months
idc if I’m home. My girl call and say she not tryin pump the gas. Guess where I’m heading? Pump number 3
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@zakeeg_
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4 years
I love booking shit and telling you days to be free
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@zakeeg_
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I don’t think ppl understand how observant I am.
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@zakeeg_
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3 years
I try my hardest every day to get up and keep going
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@zakeeg_
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Yall be thinking females running around telling stuff It be the niggas 😂😂😂😂
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@zakeeg_
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3 years
I learned 2 lessons this year, to leave people where they at and accept situations for what they are
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@zakeeg_
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If cutting me off helps you in anyway?? do it.. I’ll be your biggest supporter
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@zakeeg_
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4 years
Fur slides don’t go with everything go buy you some shoes bitch 😭
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@zakeeg_
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Chicks be like “Enjoy your day” After she fuckin ruined it 🙄😂
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@zakeeg_
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Denied in the PA
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@zakeeg_
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Casamigos work 5 minutes before you start drinking it 😒
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@zakeeg_
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10 years
Mom said wasup twitter 😂👋 Rip Mom 👸👼👑 http://t.co/EwdCuV0F4x
Tweet media one
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@zakeeg_
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girls say some hurtful shit when they mad man 😂😂😂
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@zakeeg_
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Them FREE MY MAN chicks be getting cracked like an egg 😂
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@zakeeg_
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Kids who cry & start gagging like they about to throw up need they ass beat again
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@zakeeg_
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Fuck smoking weed you ever been in a healthy ass relationship? Me either roll tf up.
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Niggas start skitzing when they chick move like them 😂
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@zakeeg_
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@samstaydipped He like 105% from 3 when he looks at the ball
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@zakeeg_
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@BanteredB_ Not knowing shelvin Mack and you coach ball nasty work 😂😂😂
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@zakeeg_
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10 years
As a Boyfriend never argue with ur girl on twitter. Never let ppl know when ur home isn't happy. That's when the hoes think they invited❗️
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@zakeeg_
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in order to be happy you gotta stop caring about a lot of shit
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@zakeeg_
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Niggas pulling guns outta fanny packs 😒🤦🏽‍♂️ok don’t kill nobody sis ✋🏽
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@zakeeg_
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4 years
No such thing as Breakfast on Thanksgiving morning 😭 you starve until the food ready 😂😂
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@zakeeg_
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Bitches walk alone outside and think a FaceTime call is gonna protect them😂😂😂
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@zakeeg_
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I got 5 screws, 3 gone 2 loose.. Watch what you say to me 😂
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@zakeeg_
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going half on a dime era was different you had to be there 😭😭
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@zakeeg_
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Pepsi taste better when you steal it from ya grandmom😭😭
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@zakeeg_
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@DubzyOnceAgain 😭😭😭😭😭😭 yo this got me in tears , cuz real shit ain’t ever coming across a bbq fish again
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@zakeeg_
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I act broke you act paid we both cappin
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@marcusoftroy 😭😭😭😭😭😭 chris tucker really in my top 5 funniest people ever he a fool man 😂😂😂
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@zakeeg_
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Wow I really don’t fw nobody 💔
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Shower liner in the tub, shower curtain outside of the tub… I don’t see how fuckin hard that is🤦🏾‍♂️😭
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@zakeeg_
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4 years
Text messages be way funnier when you know how a person talk😭😂
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@zakeeg_
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I hold grudges .. IDC about life being short . See you in hell bitch🤣🤣🤣
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@zakeeg_
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Loss my mom @ 12 Loss my gmom @ 23…. I promise this a never get better for me and my brothers.. I stg that shìt just make us go 100x harder, we didn’t get the luxury most kids get and that’s parents but we keep on thuggin w/ a smile 💪🏾 Griffins > yall
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○ single ○ cuffed ● on twitter drawn 😭
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The weather stay like this Thanksgiving gone be a cookout this year
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@zakeeg_
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Stop leaving ya job early to be with that nigga that’s why ya checks be $196.19 😂😭
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@zakeeg_
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I remember I cried over a bitch I was cheating on😭😭 IDC i loved her
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She blocked me on everything so I applied to her job, see you in the morning boopie 😉😘
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@samstaydipped This iggy meme legendary 😂😂
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@zakeeg_
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@TherealXbrii that’s the least they can do for us!! 😂
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s/o to the females that don't care how much money a nigga got & what they wear but fuck with they nigga for the real him ..
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2 years
“razor annoying when she drunk 🙄” 🤣🤣🤣
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Good pussy a have you in the house watching her shows like bae so that’s Stunna girl right ?😭
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My mind so toxic I be happy until I sit back & start thinking
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@zakeeg_
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4 years
I smoke weed every day, if that’s not supporting black business idk what is 😭
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Damn 50 degrees saturday? Yea let me start putting my Christmas tree back up🤦🏾‍♂️
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a grown ass woman
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Ari then had 4 niggas this year wtf you call that 😂
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@zakeeg_
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4 years
asparagus underrated vegetable nbs
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@zakeeg_
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The best part is... She on her shit, she know what she want, she knows where she headed and 0 time for bs
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@zakeeg_
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WEEDMAN: I’m At My Kid SPELLING BEE ME: I Know I’m A JUDGE...His Next Word Is GRAM
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@zakeeg_
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U can never go wrong with staying out way
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@zakeeg_
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Walmart gon be salty when I scan that PS5 as A laffy taffy 🥴😭
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@zakeeg_
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@Ric4rmDaStreetz She got em jammed up not answering smh
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