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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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How I’m showing How I’m showing up to my sister’s up to Israel’s wedding downfall 😮‍💨
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“What Israelis have seen in the last 48 hours, the Palestinians have seen every day for the last 50 years.”
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South Africa for a Free Palestine 🇵🇸❤️🇿🇦
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
YALL REMEMBER WHEN YOUR BLACKBERRY DIED YOU COULD JUST... USE SOMEONE ELSES BATTERY ??? LIKE ???
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
Directioners after the video premiere: #10YearsOfOneDirection
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Johannesburg for Palestine today ❤️🇵🇸
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
2 years
Guys remember when Spur did face painting & PlayStation games 🥹🥹🥹
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
5 years
yall are SLEEPING on Siri’s South African accent 😍
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
Stop 👏🏻 calling 👏🏻 your 👏🏻 domestic 👏🏻 helper 👏🏻 your 👏🏻 maid 👏🏻
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
3 years
Miss South Africa (& others) not dropping out of the pageant taking place in Israel, an APARTHEID state, is a textbook example of the title being solely for status and power, not morals or humanitarian work. The title means more than having a shred of humanity.
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‘I watch Emily in Paris for the plot.’
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4 years
WhatsApp really needs a logout option
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
you had to be there
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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@Abdulmir19 @Aabidah_k And I still made it home in those 10 minutes 😭😭😭😭
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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@Sly_Lunatic I had a free trial with a trainer once- he showed me the routine and how to use everything. Safe to say, I don’t need a trainer anymore 😭
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
1 year
No one: Every school hall in South Africa:
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No Context Brits
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No one: Every village hall in the UK:
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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‘aah ma’am, i forgot my book at home’
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
5 years
one of the best shows disney ever had, don’t @ me
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
5 years
I said what I said argue with your toes
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
5 years
If she don’t remember this, she too young 😭
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
5 years
Woolworths
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
1 year
Has to be in a glass bottle
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What's the best drink for summer??
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
You haven’t known fear until you’re a woman living in South Africa #JusticeForKwasa
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
5 years
I paid R300 for someone’s Uber, with the money I made myself. They said they’d pay me back, and now they don’t want to. Moral of the story: don’t do nice things for people- everyone’s a piece of shit anyways
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
3 years
The rage I have with iPhone storage is unmatched
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
3 years
2 months without smoking pls give me a w
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
I tried
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
I also wanna do the vogue thing but we aren’t very photogenic out here 😔✌🏻
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
3 years
Friendship breakups freaking obliterate you from the inside out
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
hi guys my name is bilal but everyone calls me ricardo
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
5 years
nothing slapped harder than having these in primary school on fridays 😭
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
When you stalk them and you see something you really wish you hadn’t seen
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
‘Your password is weak’ okay but have you seen my iron levels
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
At my big age I still don’t know to respond to someone knocking on the bathroom door while I’m in the bathroom
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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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yall remember this 😭😭
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
2 years
So we’re all in agreement that this has been the weirdest Monday of the year?
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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hey 🥹
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
5 years
Islam isn’t complicated. Islam doesn’t oppress women. It’s your twisted mindset and culture that does.
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
it was poes hot today but at least the lighting was nice 🥰
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
5 years
Am I the only one who likes cold weather because my outfits just look better 😂
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
2 years
Every Saturday night at Rosebank has us in a chokehold
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@OdedRechavi
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Tenure
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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The issue with sleeping after sehri is that I’ll wake up at 12
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
How tf do Indian people invite 2000+ people to their weddings lmao I’m inviting 50 max ion want nobody there 😂
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
took these at 3am just before I cried over a boy ✌🏻😚
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
1 year
My favourite colour >>>>
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@smoove_cold
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lemme see you in BLACK 🖤
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
2 years
Guys, I am a whole fiancé 🥺💍
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
2 years
The jalapeño sauce from McDonald’s is laced with crack I love it so much
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
why is my type skinny toxic guys who play soccer can someone pls smack me
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
5 years
yall remember the days of watching channel 303 back when it was good 😔
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5 years
RICK AND MORTY IN A WEEK RICK AND MORTY IN A WEEK RICK AND MORTY IN A WEEK RICK AND MORTY IN A WEEK RICK AND MORTY IN A WEEK RICK AND MORTY IN A WEEK RICK AND MORTY IN A WEEK RICK AND MORTY IN A WEEK RICK AND MORTY IN A WEEK RICK AND MORTY IN A WEEK
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
5 years
anyone else count up their marks at the end of the exam to estimate how much you got wrong or am I just that negative bitch
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
decided to get out of bed today
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
yes that is a mcdonald’s drive thru in the background
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
5 years
LITERALLY NO ONE: Me: I’m in the ghettttoooooo, ratatataaa, ratatataaa
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
5 years
Idk who needs to hear this but pls take the dishes in your room to the kitchen
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
1 year
🧚‍♀️
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I’m 99% sure my cause of death would be overthinking
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
5 years
My biggest blessing was being born a Muslim no cap
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
5 years
who does your crush like 👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿 👉🏿👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👉🏼👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👈🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👉🏼NOT YOU👈🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👉🏼 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👈🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👈🏿
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
I also wanna do the vogue thing but we aren’t very photogenic out here 😔✌🏻
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
5 years
The coronavirus was all fun and games for us until they postponed the football matches
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
Just lost the boy I’ve been friends with since childhood, at 16. This was my way of seeing that we can no longer say that we’ll do better when we’re older. May Jannah be written for him, & for all of us
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
Simp this, simp that. I simply just want a new pair of sneakers 😔💔
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
I fckn love horror movies dude but nobody wants to watch them with me :(
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
hey howsit goin
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
5 years
So many young people have passed away this year and it really became a wake up call to me. Pray your salahs and don’t ever compromise your faith and beliefs for this dunya. You say you’ll do it when you’re older but you never know how much time you have left.
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
Me at the beginning of lockdown: I’m going to make this SO productive this is literally going to be my glo up Me to me now: ya neh
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
3 years
an SA fashion week designer approached me to be head of one of their departments, i’m doing what I love yall 😭🤲🏻
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
2 years
Guys please stop driving with your brights on at night I beg
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
sum photos i took today :)
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
This was almost a year ago today and still nothing has changed
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
5 years
I just saw something that said if you still think about it in the shower, you’re still not over it and I feel attacked
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
5 years
Ever miss how someone used to be with you?? That shit hurted
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
The fault in our stars was cool n all but have you experienced Percy Jackson and the hunger games and the maze runner and just WOW what a tiiiime 😭😭
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
5 years
My brother keeps photos of his girlfriend in his wallet and just WHERE DO YOU FIND PEOPLE LIKE THIS ANYMORE
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
My plans 2020
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
3 years
A year ago today I was heartbroken by a dude who shattered my self esteem and now a year later I’m pretty much married to the love of my life. The wait is always worth it.
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
5 years
my brain: lets overthink all the little details to ruin your happiness even more me:
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
1 year
May all of our Arafat duas be answered. Lord knows I need it 🥹
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
SISTA BETHINA, HORYT
@Mara38096161
Mara
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bomboclaat
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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mandatory eid photoset 🥰
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
Girls who do their makeup on the floor by a large standing mirror are dangerous
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
Imagine fasting the whole day just to get your period right before iftar I hate it here
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
Yall ever stop and think hey maybe I should’ve taken maths lit instead
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
5 years
wallahi guys, you will only get what is meant for you in this life. if something didn’t go your way, trust in Allah’s plans- it wasn’t supposed to.
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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Thomas Shelby.
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
3 years
why is the tl wishing bad on people pls relax guys 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
5 years
this 2020 we are surrounding ourselves with people we genuinely love, and people who genuinely love us. everyone else must tsek
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
5 years
Rick and Morty season 4 will legit fix all my life problems just sayin
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
4 years
Whether we have eid or not I’m still dressing up idc idc
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
11 months
Gift of the Givers’ office head in Gaza murdered by Israeli forces*
@News24
News24 🇿🇦
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DEVELOPING | Gift of the Givers' office head in Gaza killed in ongoing conflict
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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If you need anyone to do your assignments / essays for you, even if it’s last minute, hmu :) I charge as little as R150. PLEASE RT!! I swear I get better marks for yall than I do for myself 😭
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
1 year
I am a wife now guys :,)
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
5 years
May Allah bring us all closer to Him this 2020- and grant us all that we deserve. Ameen.
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blazy susan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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I rarely smile so hi :)
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@Ditabe_
Monna Wa Mosotho
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A picture of you smiling ☺️ Thread...
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