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@zaheerzee
Zaheer Motara
9 months
do the leaders of the arab world not fear the day where they’ll have to stand before their lord?
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4 months
mans discovered ✨barakah✨
Giving my girl money has somehow made my money last longer in a month 😂 Idk the science behind this but yeah..
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2 years
nieces and nephews are mad fun, they’re basically your kids without you having to purchase nappies 🥰
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@zaheerzee
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2 years
y’all ever read the duaa before fasting 20 million times in case the first one didn’t work 😭
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@zaheerzee
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6 years
this was the last time we were all genuinely happy
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@zaheerzee
Zaheer Motara
2 years
my dad slapped me after eid salaah coz i kept saying RETWEET to everyone’s eid mubarak 💀
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@zaheerzee
Zaheer Motara
6 years
Hi, someone’s daughter sent me an exam care package anonymously wot 😤😭, please own up tnx 💞
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Zaheer Motara
3 years
something about taking phone calls on loudspeaker makes me feel like i’m on an episode of keeping up with the kardashians
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Zaheer Motara
6 years
May our first marriage be our only marriage , inshallah.
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Zaheer Motara
4 years
keep exposing y’all fav spots i’m gonna rob y’all mid dalla
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@zaheerzee
Zaheer Motara
4 years
just realized that the past tense of faeez is fawaaz 🤯
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2 years
just wanna be chilling at a street side cafe in a foreign country rn </3
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
a 10 year old Muslim girl was raped today by her stepfather, if you for one second think that these issues aren’t relevant to the Muslim community, check again, it’s real and it’s happening.
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Zaheer Motara
11 months
left my house with an hdmi cable instead of my stethoscope this morning 💀
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2 years
not me catching a ride home only to realize that I DROVE MY CAR TO CAMPUS 💀
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@zaheerzee
Zaheer Motara
4 years
not the gents who mugged me giving me their number in case i ever need gangsters?
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@zaheerzee
Zaheer Motara
3 years
what are contraceptives called in Hindi ? beta blockers 🤌🏼
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Zaheer Motara
4 years
y’all ever send a risky text and immediately archive the chat so that you can panic less
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4 years
may allah never make us a test for our spouses inshallah
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Zaheer Motara
3 years
If you’ve made me happy for even a single moment, may Allah make you happy forever.
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Zaheer Motara
4 years
alhamdullilah, this year marks 5 years since i’ve missed a prayer. ramadhan is the perfect time to make or break a habit, may allah grant us strength and acceptance inshallah.
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Zaheer Motara
8 years
@zaheerzee Alhamdullilah it's been a year later and I've tried my utmost best to not miss a single Salaah, which I had previously neglected.
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Zaheer Motara
3 years
Alhamdullilah it’s been 6 years ♥️🥺
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Zaheer Motara
8 years
@zaheerzee Alhamdullilah it's been a year later and I've tried my utmost best to not miss a single Salaah, which I had previously neglected.
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
wow the Jannah selection committee at it again.
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Zaheer Motara
3 years
may allah reserve the highest stages in jannah for my mother, nothing in this world is worthy of what she deserves
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Zaheer Motara
4 years
bro, imagine being told that your lord is pleased with you
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@zaheerzee
Zaheer Motara
4 years
happy birthday to all y’all Muslims ♥️☺️ #EidMubarak
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5 years
may our next flight be a call to the holy lands inshallah
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Zaheer Motara
4 years
anyone else wake up and hide under their blanket browsing through their phone for about 2-3 business days thereafter
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
It’s so beautiful how ramadhan comes when your heart needs it the most.
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Zaheer Motara
3 years
screw generational wealth, generational health is where it’s at if we’re being honest 😭
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Zaheer Motara
4 years
my bank card probably thinks i died
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Zaheer Motara
4 years
☹️ feel like shit just want caramel loaf from Hanover bakery in like 2009
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Zaheer Motara
3 years
y’all i’m tired of the consequences of my own actions 😭
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Zaheer Motara
2 years
may every tear that has fallen from my parents eyes, on my behalf become a river for them in paradise
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Zaheer Motara
11 months
make nikaah, you can find out their favorite color on honeymoon
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
no one: my brain: “everyone hates you”
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3 years
messaging everyone to pray for your exam >>> studying for the exam
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Zaheer Motara
4 years
y’all asked for a vac as long as 2010’s june holiday now look what Y’ALL DONE
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4 years
may allah change me until i’m someone that he’s pleased with
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
i’ve read somewhere that a man in a room full of women is ecstatic, a woman in a room full of men experiences her worst nightmare. introspect.
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Zaheer Motara
2 years
just want a soft life, i feel like i’ve chosen the WRONG academic career 😭
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
yesterday at a janaazah the imaam told us that if you struggling to find something to be happy about, imagine not being born into the fold of Islam or being a muslim.
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Zaheer Motara
3 years
a large part of me wants to get on a flight to palestine 💔
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Zaheer Motara
1 year
imagine having to ask someone their favorite color again 😭
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Zaheer Motara
3 years
on french leave 📍🤌🏼
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
this Ramadhan marks the 5th year of reading all my salaahs (no Qadha’s), don’t listen to what others have to say, BE a Ramadhan Muslim, inshallah the effects will stay on long after 💞
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Zaheer Motara
4 years
the fact that it’s my first time in cape town doesn’t sit right with me 😭😭
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Zaheer Motara
3 years
when ever i’m getting robbed i always telll them that i just got robbed an hour ago, mf’s feel me sorry every time 😭
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
I photograph people in my free time, RT please, my next client might be on your TL ☺️🙏🏻
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
when did I become the person that replies at 5AM to messages that were received at 21:30 ??
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Zaheer Motara
6 years
uhh it’s half of our Iman but go on.
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
Smaak to attend a nikaah but my own
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
remember that if an item is marked down from from R699 to R299, you didn’t save R400, you’ve just spent R299.
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
craving this & only this ™️
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
manage to pull off my sisters wedding & also look half decent 😤
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Zaheer Motara
3 years
right person wrong time is unfortunately a VERY real thing
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
Some of you don’t think before y’all tweet and it really shows. Smh some of y’all don’t think, period.
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4 years
may allah reserve for my parents a place in jannah near him inshallah
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1 year
some days, all your heart does is yearn for jannah. may Allah make us amongst the righteous ان شاء الله
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
me on my family group chat on the night of my nikaah:
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
this.
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Zaheer Motara
6 years
if you’re early for an Indian function, congratulations you’re now a part of the setup committee.
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Zaheer Motara
3 years
y’all ever feel like you have absolutely nothing left in you to give
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Zaheer Motara
6 years
the conversation about marrying someone and having them revert is tired. I’ve met revert Muslims that are better Muslims than us born muslims, We take it for granted that we were born into this religion.
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
ripped jeans are all fun & games until it’s salaah time lol
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
Eid Mubarak, I really dressed up as a pastor i- 💀
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Zaheer Motara
6 years
Need a family disappointment? Look no further, it is I.
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Being brown is pretty great you know. Need a lawyer? I got a cousin. Need a doctor? I got a cousin. Need a dentist? I got a cousin. Need an accountant? I got a cousin. Need a mechanic? I got a cousin. Need a builder? You guessed it, I got cousin
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4 years
i hope when cinemas reopen that there’s subtitles on screen, netflix taught me that if i can’t read it i can’t hear it
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
muslim countries really are the best coz of the halaal toilets
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
ever get so lazy to make wudhu that you just shower instead?
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Zaheer Motara
1 year
if it’s the only prayer you can make, pray to be never tested with your health ♥️
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Zaheer Motara
6 years
Hi does anyone have a promo code that I can use to pass exams? Please & tnx 💞
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Zaheer Motara
3 years
one thing about Cape Town is that y’all definitely NOT short on nice people to look at 😮‍💨
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
ever been scared to do a past paper coz you’re scared of what you don’t know lol lol
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Zaheer Motara
6 years
that are constantly on fire.
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
told my woman’s that I was really craving brownies, so she made some & couriered it to me 😭💞😭. I really am undeserving.
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
bro we waiting for marriage
@nothingisr33l
piles morales
5 years
If your first kiss wasn’t awkward asf then you’re doing it wrong
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5 years
i sneezed in the bathroom & mistakenly said alhamdullilah and then I said ataghfirullah & now I’m cryin because I don’t know what to do 😭
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4 months
the older you get the more you realize that you just want to live a life for the pleasure of our creator
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Zaheer Motara
3 years
this type of setting would never work for brown people, cook once & your room will be scented with vagaar for the rest of the week 😭
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5 years
lol how indian parents let their daughters get married and go live with strangers lol bold
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Zaheer Motara
4 years
every day we must wake up and wear clothes and idk mahn, i just don’t want to do it anymore
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Zaheer Motara
6 years
If the Royal Bride & entourage can be on time for her wedding procession, surely you Fatima don’t have to make your guests wait 3 hours for a plate of cold food.
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5 years
everyone loves you until they find a replacement for you
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3 years
officially at that age where i have literally 0 fomo for things that require me to leave home
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4 years
bro once you turn 21 the years just keep coming & they don’t stop 😭
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
I’m (and I can’t stress this enough) FUCKING TIRED.
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6 years
I cringe every time an adult aunty/uncle types “cum” instead of “come”.
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2 years
brownfessions should have a season finale where they reveal who posted what 💀
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5 years
smaak to cry but really don’t have the time hey.
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Zaheer Motara
4 years
one of my closest friends intends on taking the shahadah soon, if you see this tweet please make a duaa for him ♥️
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9 months
going to do this @ paul’s home made ice cream
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Zaheer Motara
4 months
jamaat brothers who read 2 rakaats before fajr would beg to differ
@SaiyanFinance
Saiyan Finance
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I don’t know a single millionaire who drives a Toyota Camry.
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Zaheer Motara
6 years
Like if you’ve never heard a South African Muslim call Sehri, “Suhoor” in real life.
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
Our families thought we had an engagement without them i- 😂
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
everyone’s either getting married, attending a wedding or are currently overseas
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Zaheer Motara
5 years
we’re way too young to be this stressed hey.
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Zaheer Motara
1 year
80 beats a minute, and not single one without his permission and grace, alhamdullilah ♥️
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