Zack Vile @zack_vile Twitter profile

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Zack Vile

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7 months

@heyyitsjanea Como La Fran

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give a man a joke, he'll laugh for a day teach a man how to write a joke, he'll never laugh again

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current NFL players will never accomplish what OJ did (live to 76)

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Ok then, what’s one of the best. This is still one of my faves.

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my uncle is an ex-cop turned pot farmer. this man loves planting drugs

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@mystrongwife

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since I started cutting my own hair I've saved so much money on dates

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they should make a dating app that kills you

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9 months

starting a new twitter after getting locked out. this is a testament to how bad threads is

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7 months

just remembered my favorite ad ever

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9 months

frat bro therapist: LET GOOOO

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2 months

I don't like that people can just inject ozempic and not be hungry. you should have to earn that with depression & anxiety

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reasons why i’m single

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8 months

call me stupid but I expected sports illustrated to have way more drawings

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4 months

I'm not the stepfather, I'm the father who stepped out

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8 months

my gambling addiction started when I bet $40k on an english degree and lost

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8 months

I thought the 'doobie brothers' was just a band name but they're actually related. they really do be brothers

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4 months

my ex-wife is a housekeeper (she kept the house)

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went to a movie theater that had an usher. he just stood by the popcorn machine singing "these are my concessions"

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Simpsons JD Vance 🤝 couch gag

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3 months

omg trump is guilty on all counts. can't wait for absolutely nothing to happen

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6 months

using a sick day to go skateboarding. to be fair it is pretty sick

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7 months

audiobooks are not real books. you can't even hide a gun in them

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6 months

they're called Boeing cause that's the sound a tire makes after falling thousands of feet

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5 months

a pallbearer's favorite workout is the deadlift

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4 months

limewire in 2006

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4 months

Is Phoenix actually good?

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I only date colonizers bc they're willing to settle

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6 months

climbing the corporate ladder so I can hang myself

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8 months

gen z catholics: he is rizzin'

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8 months

being good being bad at comedy at comedy 🤝 crushing

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2 months

actors lie about their age. comedians lie about being at the store the other day

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9 months

"comedy for a cause" the cause is a desire to be validated

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7 months

oh you "love to travel"? why don't you travel to your parents house and send me their credit card info

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5 months

@ActualNames1 damn imagine living 153 years with that between your legs

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3 months

never forget what they took from us...

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cool ranch? yeah aren't they all

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7 months

more like goo goo gaga

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7 months

just learned that lady gaga is 5'1. how the fuck was there a moral panic about her being a transsexual woman

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8 months

(teaching a skateboarding lesson): ok buddy first thing you wanna do is make sure your parents get divorced

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7 months

ACAB includes police officers

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8 months

carved our initials into a tree so we could ruin its life too

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7 months

sending drummers to the civil war to get rid of annoying people was a god tier move

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7 months

skate clips on twitter?

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8 months

wine and dine ✖️ josh and nosh ✔️

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8 months

being poly doesn't mean you love your partner any less. it just means you don't respect them

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8 months

millennials: my life will be a movie gen z: my death will be a documentary

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6 months

@FernBallew make your own cheese & crackers

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6 months

I would get a bbl if they helped you ollie higher

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7 months

hospitals? we have death at home for free

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4 months

I'm a triple threat (I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you)

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8 months

she didn't like drama and I was rob dyrdek's cousin

i hate you joe biden

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2 years

i don’t like this.

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8 months

this is the hoop embiid was shooting on last night

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5 months

[right after the eclipse]: well well, the prodigal sun returns

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1 month

meet your new school counselor: Dr Frasier Crane

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Season 4 of ‘Abbott Elementary’ will feature a cross-over episode with another show.

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@SalemGas @tonedeafchoir check the timestamps playboy

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8 months

my tiny space heater this week

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5 months

and they said running backs can't pass

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5 months

today is my mother's birthday and NOTHING ELSE

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1 month

the US finished 5th in olympic shooting but that's okay. for the LA games we're gonna hold the event in schools & malls to show the world who's boss

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8 months

happy january 6th to all who celibate

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4 months

airbnb's new marketing campaign is basically "Hey! Tired of your stupid fucking kids??"

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2 months

when do we start bullying people who use AI?

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7 months

@AbbyHiggs Babe I'm gonna leaf you

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5 months

why is it called a manic episode and not brainstorming?

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7 months

I'm so jealous of travis kelce. not a single thought going on in there. just good vibes

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8 months

my dad wasn't in the picture when I was growing up. he was usually the one taking the pictures

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5 months

I don't use a fake zoom background bc I want my employer to see what my salary can afford

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8 months

got kicked out of a Korean restaurant and I'm so pissed. like are you seriously going to bahn mi

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if you win the gold medal for breakdancing they let you see your kids on weekends again

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7 months

they outlawed incest but some people got grandfathered in

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6 months

inside baseball? mother forbids it

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7 months

steve buscemi looks like a neglected skarsgard brother

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2 months

don't get too excited about kamala. cops are pretty useless against rapists

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2 months

let her run

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4 months

surrogate mother? oh you mean customer cervix

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2 months

if you have bright headlights, you're an asshole. that's how you know I'm a good person bc my headlights don't even work

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4 months

"never let them know your next move" haha no problem, I don't even know my next move

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3 months

my therapist is rooting for the mavs bc she knows if Boston wins her ass is getting fired

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8 months

billy joel is showtunes for straight men

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5 months

me at the milwaukee ren faire in the playoffs 🤝 Dame time

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3 months

I hate how comedians are networking on threads by just commenting on other comics posts, total strangers. it's the "engagement begets engagement" model. it's so dystopian and hollow and what the fuck are we even doing bc it feels like social media for motts applesauce

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6 months

I had sex in high school science class so I know all about that pussy in bio

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my golf handicap is poor parents