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exec. editor @dmagazine ; also: author of books, street photographer; formerly: janitor, mayoral candidate 'no input, no output' —j.s. zac.crain @gmail .com

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when it’s in the 40s in the morning and 70s in the afternoon
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lot going on here
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@danozzi i want to get just famous enough to put him in the camel clutch on air
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maybe the texas lege will do something about ercot if it starts teaching critical race theory
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Cam Newton's aesthetic is "Willy Wonka's chief financial officer on casual Friday."
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A lot of people have been asking about my Halloween costume. I'm going as Sexy This Election.
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your team got french dispatched
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‘meghan mccain, our nation’s leading daughter of a father’ is just one reason why i subscribe to @hunteryharris ’ newsletter
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dimebag darrell and vinnie paul were such van halen fans that they said 'van halen!' to each other before every show. when darrell was killed, eddie van halen came to his funeral and put one of his hand-taped guitars in his casket. rip in peace, to them all.
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Alex Jones must pay damages to Sandy Hook families after calling shooting a “giant hoax,” judge rules
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june 12, 2011
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This is why Goran Dragic can't play tonight
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Frostee Rucker is one of the most perfect names. Fits so many: athlete, PI, snitch, three-term Georgia governor, folksy doctor, carnie.
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watching that half inning
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I was looking for something in our archives and happened upon this Sept. 1986 cover with Skip Bayless.
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It’ll be a shame to lose a city so important to U.S. history but at least it burned to the ground happily.
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i get why people are talking shit about texas but lay off of texans. most of us hate this shit, too. we're trying. we've been trying. ok? damn
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printer at work a freak
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another one
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reggie jackson look like a bike cop
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Reminder that Dallas drivers have two speeds in rain: transporting TNT in vehicle made of Faberge eggs and "fuck it, I have insurance."
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listen i love texas but after the way the government has fucked up covid, and the storm, and now covid again y'all can say whatever you want i guess
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White people haven't ruined something this quickly and thoroughly since the United States of America.
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BREAKING: @PeteSessions dabbed with a 10-year-old
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This photo looks like he just learned about baseball, clothes, and Coachella in the past 15 minutes.
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i can’t remember which disaster this raised relief funds for bc there have been so many but mostly it makes me happy
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i don’t know how luka got that pass around his huge balls
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here is my profile of @racunatx , the mexican immigrant who is the texas director for the biden campaign. this will be her first presidential election as a u.s. citizen.
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my dad passed in his sleep sunday after a few years dealing w/ dementia/alzheimer’s (they never got a real diagnosis). he was a born artist but spent the bulk of his life educating kids. not flawless but a pretty wonderful guy & the worst driver i’ve ever encountered.
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Not saying I'm the best youth basketball coach ever, but I am saying I'm 3-0 in this Meow the Jewels shirt.
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dirk signed isaac’s own hoop camp card from when he was 7 or 8
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i'm just going to develop a lil corner of the internet where i post like a photo of paul mokeski and say 'most of y'all weren't around but my guy was a PROBLEM 😤'
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from my book:
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botham jean could have had a hay bale of marijuana in his apartment and it would still have zero to do with his murder
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When you've had six Johnnie Walker Blues but your man comes through with the late night tacos.
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on a personal level, i’m tired of trying
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talked to my guy @SkinWade about his new @SilverSkylarks project, revamped label, & some other biz. i doubt any other nba broadcaster is making records with large professor, kool g rap, and the the d.o.c.
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let’s go @DMagazine , excellence in writing for our november issue at the crma awards
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greg abbott is the worst texas governor in my life and that is counting rick perry and george w. bush
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this better have been waiting for jalen in the locker room
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bill header on @desusandmero w my two moods
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@edsbs he's like one of those people who smoke from 14 to 85 and as soon as they quit they keel over. he catches a stray carrot riding shotgun with a chunk of roast and that is it, al
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it looks like i was wrong about josh green, continuing a years-long trend of me being wrong about a fair amount of things
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look i don’t know why dallas built a brandon ingram statue
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Maybe my second or third favorite Explosions in the Sky record
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downtown dallas today:
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if you haven't picked up a copy of our november issue yet, the cover story is now online. it tells the story of the 300 black families whose homes were taken from them by the city of dallas in the late 1960s and early 1970s.
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if i had to do it over again, yes i would still have a kid but i would clip one of his achilles tendons when he was like 3 or 4 so he couldn't play sports and i wouldn't have to drive to frisco for a soccer game at 8:15 on a fucking wednesday night. next question.
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here is the (almost final) cover & it’s a beauty. pre-order here:
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hello. my dad is in assisted living. he has dementia, very slow-moving cancer, and, now, covid. my mom visited him before he found out, so maybe she'll get it, too. she lives with my sister and brother-in-law and their 4-y.o. daughter. they've all had it. go get vaccinated.
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Here is my profile of Imam Omar Suleiman, part of Dallas' clerical resistance. #longreads
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every street in dallas is constantly under repair yet curiously never gets better. it’s like a magic trick.
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Not my favorite sequel, but Robert Englund delivers a brave performance.
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@jiatolentino she writes like the lead from a Disney tween show doing narration.
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this is a government mandate
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Any school district, public university, or local government official that decides to defy GA-38—which prohibits gov't entities from mandating masks—will be taken to court. The path forward relies on personal responsibility—not government mandates.
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i’m so fucking mad. what are we even doing?
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and i won for civic journalism for the fair park story!
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Also, it was great to be 20 feet away from Dan Patrick while speaker after speaker preached love and change and he couldn't open his mouth.
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the absolute power of a short sleeved mock turtleneck
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Stephen Curry jogging back upcourt http://t.co/RwoYX1nZHx
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the dumbest meanest people are in charge of everything important and i’m only in charge of me, a borderline useless buffoon wtf
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i wish the tax thing would be a bigger deal but every single person who voted for him probably thinks he’s a genius for paying so little. they only wish they could.
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i was a little nervous about my son reading my new book, because, though it is nominally about dirk nowitzki and the mavericks, it is also about him and me and how basketball connects us. so he's in there quite a bit. (1/5)
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"Black Beatles" came on at the taco place. I looked up, half-expecting everyone to be frozen. I should maybe leave the internet for a bit.
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sorry fort worth
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here is my cat sally if you need a break from things
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my dad loved celebrities & never passed up an opportunity to meet one. my favorite maybe is he was sitting behind joe pantoliano at some play in london. during intermission he told him ‘joey pants, you really rocked it on the sopranos.’ imagine that in a high twangy texas accent
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not pertinent but 'jair bolsonaro' is a star wars-ass name. from the desk of george lucas business.
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Win or lose, Cam Newton is hitting the press conference looking like a maître d’ at a restaurant owned by Bruno Mars in a video set in a world where the characters from Clue won WWII.
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this shot is brilliant and should be shown in any film study class
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this year in one image
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Million MAGA March in D.C. earlier today
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i got irritated enough about something in the paper that i wrote about it via @DMagazine
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greg abbott is the worst texas governor of my lifetime, and that is a roster that includes a future war criminal and a future dancing with the stars contestant
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@pattymo i wrote about him a while back & he sent me a hand-written letter. a king.
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kc receivers tonight
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jennifer lopez & ben affleck are engaged again. the timeline has reset. let’s get it right this time.
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I see you Jeff Sessions
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If any senator needs something to read during a filibuster, I have a list of like 5,000 dog names. Most are very good.
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tired: calling everyone ‘chef’ wired: calling everyone ‘cousin’
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won some
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lmao
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once again: walton goggins in a george jones biopic when?
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once again, the funniest cover we’ve ever done
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What it looks like to get kicked in the jeans for eight years straight (via )
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They were not afraid to try things in the 1980s poster industry. http://t.co/JV01hDn2IR
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@mattufford Shaved off part of his eyebrow for like $5
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my toxic trait is my sister has a 4-y.o. daughter and i gave her a microphone for christmas
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