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Vile slithering worm-like existence. Please refer to me as 'The Alchemist'

they/she
Joined May 2024
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@yuridoujins
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@ExaflareEdge Thought I was gonna be like zootopia getting in one of these and getting sucked to downtown
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29 days
@SKULLHORNETS This is so sad white people are mandating bland shitty food now
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16 days
@puuhs Clean up aisle my pants! Lol!!
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@yuridoujins
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3 months
SHE'S GOT THE SAME SKULL
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@behariehive
raoúl alejandre
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NXNDNDNDBDBD
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3 months
@stardestroyer85 Not the double trouble slurp n jerk
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2 months
Gooners don't fucking play bro how many fics did this motherfucker sift through
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16 days
@hicuckomori ? Jack off? What the fuck else
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@yuridoujins
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22 days
I'm crying the meme is funny but the way they had to add the melanin cause genshin will never
@RhymeWithRay
Ray₍ᐢ.‸.ᐢ₎
22 days
WHY DOES THE ZIP GO ALL THE WAY TO THE BACK??? MAVUIKA??? #GenshinImpact #Natlan
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29 days
@SKULLHORNETS ??? Why tho like what the fuck is even the negative here
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23 days
@hicuckomori Sent this manga to my latina wife and said it's us and they told me to kill myself
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@yuridoujins
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27 days
IT'S STOLEN FROM A JOHN CONSTANTINE GRAPHIC NOVEL???
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@yuridoujins
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27 days
You ever see cover art so gorgeous you consider buying the book even though you know nothing about it
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29 days
@breaddaddylenin @SKULLHORNETS Spice isn't exclusive to people of color anybody can use that shit it's not the sharingan
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28 days
@ptomzc @SKULLHORNETS No the fuck it doesn't
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11 days
@hicuckomori Read a crazy jirai (I think?) doujin the other day this shit made me laugh my ass off
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@yuridoujins
Tae
3 months
Me showing my bitch how many coins I can fit in my foreskin
@FGAnniversaries
Fighting Game Anniversaries
3 months
Slayer’s reaction to Faust’s Bone-crushing Excitement in Guilty Gear -Strive-.
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@FreyaJaya4Life @SKULLHORNETS If you think spices smell bad I feel genuinely bad for you you've never had a good meal in your life I hope they fix whatevers wrong with you man
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3 months
@Yaoipilled Tell him that's not a real fighting game and watch the true mald king of cope kingdom in all his splendor
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@yuridoujins
Tae
1 month
Can you really call yourself the best if you only compete against people previliged enough to make the trip to america/Japan? Do you have any idea how many killers there are in MENA/SEA that don't have the money or the previlige to pass immigration checks and go to these places?
@Filipinoman
anton 🇵🇭🧔🏻
2 months
tbh evo is really diluting their brand power by having multiple tournaments. are we really gonna call the winner of evo france, evo singapore, evo japan, all evo champions? yes they are gonna be tough tournaments but that’s 4 new champions yearly.
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3 months
It's even funnier cause the whole string got blocked he could've chosen literally anything else that's NOT minus fucking 14 he could've went for masters hammer he could've went for p mappa he could've taken the space and went to neutral where he has corner advantage like please
@Goatedcy
cy
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Alt f4ing in bracket and on stream after getting punished because your -14 move got blocked is crazy
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11 days
Hawk tuah? I barely even know 'er!
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18 days
@puuhs What if electrolytes get her drunk like she's off her shit off a bottle of Gatorade
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16 days
Nah the concept artists and the animators absolutely fucking knew. They had to. There's no fucking way
@Yeenie_Mcbeenie
The Vegapunk of Hyenas
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The funny part is the creators actually had no idea. They weren’t trying to fetish bait. They actually found the design scary and were shocked people were into it.
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26 days
11:59 PM you know that shit was due 12:00 AM
@funnyhoodvidss
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3 months
It's my birthday!
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1 month
Kazuya: man I got really fucked up by my own son and my half sister is out to get me. This day couldn't possibly get any worse The abominable sejachi:
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2 months
@TamerRookie @MS06ZAKU_II @Ponyboy1235 Personally my hands won't be off my dick til it finishes airing I'm beating that motherfucker blue
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2 months
@1Emilmobile Lordknight took up the mantle it's ok
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13 days
This is the shit Jake was doing in adventure time while Finn is peeping the horror
@SouthDallasFood
South Dallas Foodie
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Just put the fries in the bag, damn.
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@yuridoujins
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3 months
just finished hades 2 that's it that's the game i don't need to play anymore
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@yuridoujins
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2 months
50/50 misogynist or gay place your bets
@Adriel_Reinsley
Adriel Reinsley 🦌🍷〚Demon Deer Vtuber〛
2 months
@tenkosverse I just find him more interesting than Belle because these type if games are oversaturated with female characters. Many of them with the same personality as Belle.
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2 months
OOMFIE....
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22 days
3 measureheads and a cuno
@JamrockHobo
Jamrock Hobo
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You have 10✤ Tell me your strategy.
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14 days
It makes it really hard to give a fuck about patients when they refuse to let you help them but I will preserve this job will not sap my soul it will not stop me from giving the best care I can or at least attempt to
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21 days
Made it not stupid and unrelatable
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@HimejoshiSlim
BLAS
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made it not disgusting
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27 days
Not beating the allegations I'm afraid
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3 months
The fact you get so mad you alt f4 after mashing on -14 WHEN YOU CHOSE TO BE -14 is CRAZY
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@yuridoujins
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3 months
Tryna find a roommate to occupy an empty room and man these people are funny as fuck it really took this man 10 mins to fold
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2 months
Bro has 4.95 stars on 1.2k trips and you're in for a pleasant ride and you're mad at his swag
@Travis_4_Trump
🇺🇸Travis🇺🇸
2 months
I just cancelled my Uber driver. I don’t have time to deal with this today
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Tae
16 days
Mom they're trying to reinvent scary movie again
@mattybtweets69
matt
17 days
The chest burst scene from Alien would be a lot funnier if it happened to one character several times throughout the film
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23 days
FUCK OFF IT WAS THE BEST EMOTE NOW ITS BAD
@SkinSpotlights
SkinSpotlights
23 days
100T Akali Emote was altered a bit, 1st is updated, 2nd was the old one
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2 months
>video essay "analyzing" something i like >it's just summarizing it
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16 days
This poor zodiark is getting cock and ball tortured
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攻略見る趣味
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Crazy I got a doctor in my WhatsApp dms waking me up to consult me on the best medicine for a case and what the dose would be meanwhile when I'm in the pharmacy patients refuse to trust me when I make any adjustments to their doses or get them a different brand name 😁😁😁
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@yuridoujins
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18 days
My hottest take is you guys are stupid for wanting handhelds back. You have portable consoles so what you want is 1-lite games which guess what that's your phone you're talking about phone games 2- worse versions/entries of existing games which... Why?
@devtesla
an actual dog
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a switch and steam deck are tablets for playing console/pc games, which are a different type of thing from dedicated handheld games, which are different from mobile games. while there are games with a handheld spirit, there is something lost here
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2 months
Also possibly the most whiplash I've ever gotten reading a fic note YOU WERE PREGNANT WRITING THIS LESBIAN FIC? YOU'RE POSTING IT WITH YOUR CHILD NEXT TO YOU?
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2 months
WEE BIT A JUICE
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11 days
Call me cosmo the way I got fairly odd with a parent 💯
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4 months
Bitches will put "hag" on their profile and be like. 33. Be serious
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19 days
@TheSashaExpress These guys need to go outside and meet real gay people who aren't terminally online every like other weekend I think it'd fix them
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3 months
My hungry ass will eat just about anything
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@yuridoujins
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3 months
Like why are you trying to shave 5 fucking riyals off like that's gonna matter with water and electricity bills 😭
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@yuridoujins
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3 months
I checked the chat during that metroid trailer once since work is empty I'm gonna throw up
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3 months
Real talk eye of cthulhu you come to the surface looking like that I will fuck the shit out of you that's not even a jo-
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@yuridoujins
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1 month
A fasist is a far right authorization ultra-analyst
@noturtlesoup17
amanda 🐢
1 month
This clip is what I will always remember Adin Ross for.
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@yuridoujins
Tae
2 months
this is so funny somebody actually made my tweet into a sticker and cropped my name out
@trysoju
『 comfy 』
2 months
still has to be my favorite sticker that I've collected
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@yuridoujins
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1 month
Live2d is animated like Live2d that's crazy
@SO0u0o
VEIN 🔪 🩸 || free 🇵🇸
1 month
He’s animated like the Spider-Man back shots gif
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@Shinken_Oh @flowerarcana The two genders trans or I can't say that word sorry
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1 month
Making a new american psn so I can access illegal gay games
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@yuridoujins
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4 months
nah i'm mad as fuck they blocked me WHERE'S MY PUNCHING BAG I NEED ANOTHER ONE I NEED TO CALL SOMEONE REPREHENSIBLE WORDS
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1 month
🔒🔁
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1 month
If anyone's got a problem with me come kill @Manstertruck about it pussy
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14 days
MUG MOMENT
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3 months
@_Papillon_Heart A stern "you can't be talking like that white baby." will do it
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3 months
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@DROWN_lN_BLOOD
Matt
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Not gonna sugarcoat it
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@yuridoujins
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3 months
@Anlijuu Ryan Gosling
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2 months
y'all be saying anything
@thygsy1
Thygsy
2 months
The design isnt totally hideous but characters that e made for men to jack off to are just disgusting to everyone who isnt a lowkey pedofile 😭
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@yuridoujins
Tae
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How do you even get a character to do this little damage
@yukongkisser
delta 🦊🪁
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225 dmg ult. jiaoqiu really is the best character on my account...
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@puuhs Oh you a wrinkle wrangler huh
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@yuridoujins
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2 months
Can't have tribe quests anymore. Because of woke.
@hikiganebousou
hikiganebousou.bsky.social 🍉🐐🉐
2 months
ffxiv renamed tribe quests to society quests so naturally they had to rename "tribe and true" to match and they chose the best possible option
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14 days
I'm the dog logging in here every day
@DICKDOH
14 days
THIS FUCKINT GIF;!;$/$
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1 month
White people don't say "you won the internet today" anymore
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@yuridoujins
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2 months
It's so sad this Manga was kind of cute at the start but it became the official face of the entire pedophile underground
@AniNewsAndFacts
Anime News And Facts
2 months
"Don't Toy With Me, Miss Nagatoro" Manga has ended today.
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16 days
Cannibalism is not a metaphor for love it's a metaphor for mmm yummy
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29 days
@breaddaddylenin @SKULLHORNETS I mean yeah obviously I just don't see how it would affect them or the house if they cook with spice bro like what what's that for to do with you
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@yuridoujins
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@nazzurii Remember when arslan popped up and genuinely changed the game entirely for tekken? Remember how people were taken off guard and were like "THERE'S KILLERS LIKE THIS IN PAKISTAN?" There's killers all over the globe just lying in wait cause they don't have the means to show up
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3 months
MAR'S GIFT ARRIVED AND ITS WAY TOO BIG LMAO
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4 months
@CloutStrife1st @ricecakehomie No this is fucking funny as fuck though they were like I'm something of a Gooner myself
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@yuridoujins
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3 months
Mfs here haggle just to haggle I swear to God
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@yuridoujins
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3 months
Dude do this at robs place he's straight up pissing in your bowl right in front of you, full eye contact then handing it to you
@FearedBuck
FearBuck
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There’s currently a “method” going around for Chipotle, basically you film them while they make your food which makes them not skimp out on the portions because they don't want the bad publicity or reviews 😭😭😭😭
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@yuridoujins
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4 months
YOU'RE 30+ YEARS OLD ON REDDIT CALLING A 16 YEAR OLD AN EGG WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE GO HOME TO YOUR FAMILY
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3 months
Five. Hundred. Cigarettes.
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3 months
Nah he's got that shit on goddamn I need him
@funnyhoodvidss
ja-hamon
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A gentlemen from ohio
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16 days
They hate me because I'm wanted in 7 states for capital murder
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16 days
WHY DO PEOPLE HATE LONGSWORD USERS SO MUCH DUDE
@MrMoosebones
nash
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Solid QOL change for longsword users in Wilds since their hands are usually still covered in sticky juice and fingerpaint from daycare.
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3 months
If I was a dog girl I wouldn't be one of those cutesy puppy girls I'd be a fucked up American bully like this
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1 month
what do you mean star wars has a creature called star weirds FUCK OFF I HATE THIS UNIVERSE SO MUCH
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@yuridoujins
Tae
3 months
Every night he'd proudly proclaim he hasn't cum in 10 years. Though there was one morning where he seemed... Dejected. We tried to ask him what happened but he would only mumble "my edging streak..." with eyes on the verge of tears. I suppose even heroes have days like that.
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3 months
Guy came in with a coupon book for some pizza place kept talking about this offer and like trying to sell me on it and said this coupon is for a free large pizza! I said thank you he just stared at me then said "you don't seem excited about this offer.", took it and left ???????
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2 months
Sneed's sword of seed and feed (previously chuck's)
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This is an ideal relationship except when araragi pretty much cheats with his classmate, his junior, his underage sister, his other underage sister, a random lost child, another child, a doll that looks like a child, a
@DailyHitagi
Daily Hitagi
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@yuridoujins
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3 months
I've had one of those stupid meme ideas plaguing my mind for weeks now but it entails once again like learning 3 different things I don't know how to do to be able to make it
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4 months
Creamy ass butter chicken got me feeling #pregnant after work
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@yuridoujins
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1 month
It's confirmed I'm going to an fgc gathering where we'll play friendly sf6 games and I've not played that game since release do you think I can suddenly be goated at that game in uhhh 2 days
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@yuridoujins
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4 months
One of the greatest joys in life is getting yelled at by a latina you love in Spanish when you don't understand it
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16 days
@Yaoipilled You're secretly hardcore bdsm domming like 5 different vips at your company?
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