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3 months

t4t is like monogatari: in my experience it involves a lot of very autistic conversations with plural bpd girls

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no i think you misunderstood i didn't say i'm schizoaffective i said i'm schizo affectionate...... i'm schizophrenic and very loving...........

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21 days

We at The Pokémon Company are proud to announce that we've heard your feedback, and we've taken it to heart. And so, by popular demand, we're bringing back the ever-popular "Fat Pikachu" design. But we couldn't do it alone, so we got some help from our friends at Budweiser!

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2 months

i've said it before and i'll say it again, folks: bcup is plenty to hold and adore

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25 days

my new theme park has the furudo coaster

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3 months

"20 dollars is 20 dollars" no it fucking isn't. 20 dollars is like 5 dollars

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4 months

happy version of freak

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3 months

a lot of poeple online say things like "fuck ai" "i hate ai" why, pray tell, would you ever hate 愛... it is one of the greatest things one can experience....

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13 days

i've been seeing a lot of confusion lately so i wanted to clear something up: when i wear my black trench coat like makima from chainsaw man, i am doing it because i CONDONE her actions, because i'm EVIL

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10 days

finally checked out "shimeji simulation". pretty fucking good

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23 days

@lMAGlNATlNFRST this gif rocks

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4 months

in retrospect it was a little strange when she said this

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2 months

me too

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22 days

i got told last night that i hate video games becuase i only like visual novels and old school runescape but personally i think liking those makes my love for games truer than most

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2 months

my soul gem's looking really good lately. way healthier than yours i bet. yeah my soul gem is basically in completely perfect condition right now

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4 months

my friend if you could be so kind as to help nme i would love that. can you give me one of a glass of water

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4 months

"bcup is plenty to hold and adore" - someone very wise once said that. i think she was also really cute and handsome and charming. and clever as well

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1 month

just noticed how "vile" is backwards for "evil". just another of my genius observations that you can only get by going to my twitter

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3 months

did you ever notice the difference between "autistic girl friend" and "autistic girlfriend" is just a little bit of space? it's symbolic of the relative distance between you. quite interesting, since the space between me and some of my autistic girl friends is quite small indeed.

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anri "Homo Retcon" the evil

@yuridetective

2 months

hi everyone, i took an omegaverse quiz earlier and got "beta-passing alpha" so i guess take that into account if you want

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4 months

please ... help my oomfies return to me......

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3 months

theuy hit the pentagirl!!!!!!!

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anri "Homo Retcon" the evil

@yuridetective

1 month

The new Yu-Gi-Oh banlist includes a special new rule that allows you to have up to 20 copies of Change of Heart in your deck. When asked about this decision, Konami representatives said, "we thought it would be neat, is all," and walked away.

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@yuridetective

2 months

wait i just realized bpd stands for bocchi the rock. i should have noticed that sooner probably

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4 months

making new immensely useful images every day

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2 months

i use the word girl a lot out of a combination of convenience and habit but i definitely identify more with the term woman by now

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@yuridetective

2 months

my girlfriend has informed me that my soul is getting put in a jar, and shaked around. and that this is still safe just a little uncomfortable. i'm not convinced that this should be happening but it's probably fine

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anri "Homo Retcon" the evil

@yuridetective

3 months

i know a lot of people who act like prey animals. keep up the good work !

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26 days

i am finding that i relate to homura akemi now more than ever, which is a little alarming

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10 days

my favorite ones

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3 months

it's crazy how uncomfortable it feels to Not be in a time loop

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anri "Homo Retcon" the evil

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2 months

taSuki..... tasukaHAmi? i think i killed that shit i'm not gonna lie

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@yuridetective

19 days

they're inventing a new crime. it's called telling anri what to do and it's the worst crime you can commit

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2 months

i just can't get too mad at halimede. the chaser who was obsessed with me when we were in high school was way worse

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3 months

need to get into some sort of lesbian timeloop situation, for my mental health

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@yuridetective

3 months

oh i get it it's called "balatro" because it sounds like "the latro" which is short for "the lottery" which is a type of gambling which is what balatro also is

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@yuridetective

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i hope my little cringeys are having a lovely caturday

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25 days

my city now

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3 months

i'mjust saying if i had access to the domino's japan tsundere pizza i would be all over that. you wouldn't be able to keep me away from the tsundere pizza

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i don't strictly agree because i believe that koyomi araragi is already girl koyomi araragi. but i do think that she hasn't realized it yet

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@yuridetective

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she should just follow me at this point

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3 months

i'm a fujoshi now

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3 months

and so affordable too... only 298 yen...

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@yuridetective

21 days

someone in osrs the other day was complaining about "politics in a 22o year old point and clik game" so i told them that my cousin at jagex said they're going to add joe biden in the next update, which they did not enjoy

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it had been a bit but i'm entering a new era of lying about things that don't matter on the internet. which is good it'd be bad for my health otherwise

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@yuridetective

4 months

i got so upset, about recent events,that i Eradicated and Destroyed my Nintendo Switch Console. Fucked up!

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@yuridetective

4 months

baffling quiz result i got??

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3 months

oh god... the twin sisters........

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2 months

bowls to eat my new food, world salad,which have first been discovered on Amazon

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2 months

@finitexs shipping shuake makes you a himejoshi because they're girls

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1 month

no one tried to correct me when i said vile is evil backwards so i didn't get to do the secondary joke i had planned

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3 months

i'm actually really well written and all my haters just don't understand how to interpret me

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@yuridetective

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it's not even true though i also like tetris

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4 months

help me!! belpp me!!!!!

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2 months

on this fine thursday have an image from a few years ago

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anri "Homo Retcon" the evil

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1 month

always talking about things that happened "in my youth" as though i'm not still just 25

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4 months

i like this character from the real life. she is my cat and she's silly AND her name is knives

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2 months

Thinking about when my mom called me old for watching Columbo...

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@yuridetective

4 months

some of you are a lot like this whenever a woman with any degree of confidence and self assuredness shows up

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2 months

gen z is attempting to cancel subahibi becauseof the part where yuki says she feels like she's got three sisters all of a sudden

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3 months

fiiiine i'll post the interaction bait

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2 months

people always say this about me and to be fair i am always plotting something but it's still rude to point it out

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@yuridetective

3 months

nothing could be more fucked up than this

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anri "Homo Retcon" the evil

@yuridetective

3 months

it's nice to let go and allow people to perceive you as they will don't get me wrong but it's nothing compared to exercising control over how you're perceived

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@yuridetective

4 months

there's an exception to just about every rule. i'm the exception to the "dissociative identity disorder does not make you evil" rule it does make me evil. but it also makes ilke ten girls restrain me so i can't do anything evil so like

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@yuridetective

2 months

i finally got a call back from the facility where they threaten femboys with being crushed in a hydraulic press unless they transition. i got the job ^^

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@yuridetective

3 months

speaking of has anyone noticed a lot of my autistic girl friends are cute. has anyone noticed "autistic girl friends" sounds a lot like "autistic girlfriends" ? scientists are currently researching this phenomenon

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@yuridetective

3 months

for some reason i can't fathom it seems that autistic girls in particular really tend to like when you're very direct

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@yuridetective

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thinking about becoming evil since i was informed that "being evil makes you cuter" and while i'm well aware that i'm plenty cute already it can't hurt to have another little boost

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@yuridetective

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ohhhh it's called puff pastry cuz it's a paste that puffs up

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for some reason i can't fathom it seems that autistic girls in particular really tend to like when you're very direct

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?

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when i proceeded to say they are adding a quest in which you have to vote for kamala harris that person just left inmediately

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4 months

well, anyway,

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effective tomorrow chad warden is the ceo of twitter

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4 months

theuy aren't lettimg me change the username of my 0 followers "nsfw" account that i'll never use to seuroxscenes so what's even the point of this site

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@yuridetective

3 months

this tweet would have been received better on my fudanshi side account but it is what it is

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2 months

it's an honour miss halimede

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the problem with yaoi is that you eventually run out of other men's cocks

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i think she vapes

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she's atoning for her disparaging remarks about detectives by liking the posts of me, yuridetective

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girls r always dming me stuff like "oh dearest anri won't you please punch me in the solar plexus" and like unfortunately i'm not even that good at punching i'm mostly good with weapons

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lots of girls say stuff like this all the time

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it's really rough,having to split my time between studying, reading visual novels,and playing old school runescape,. but if i don't do it no one will

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@yuridetective

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i'm actually the person who draws names out of a big hat to decide which american cops have crazy fentanyl experiments done to them and the cops all yell and scream and hate me for it and they all get really scared when i reach into the hat but it's just my job

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i'm gatekeeping visual novels only girls are allowed to read them

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