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Ted ChristenXAN

@yung_kegbeer

9 months

If you 🫵 respect Michael Houser 🌙 You are welcome on this page

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Ted ChristenXAN

@yung_kegbeer

3 months

Last thing you see after pocketing the nerd clusters

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@yung_kegbeer

10 months

Go ahead and mark her down as one of the most insufferable humans on the planet

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@yung_kegbeer

6 months

Reasons not to kill yourself: Widespread Panic still kicking ass Wild brown trout Dogs The Dawgs Old friends New friends Cold beers Cigarettes Porches BBQ plates Nice weather Ice water Sunglasses

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@yung_kegbeer

2 years

This has me ready to bark at an elderly person on a Monday

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@yung_kegbeer

1 year

take a klonopin, drink 3 shooters, then drool all over myself the entire flight

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1 year

She's sitting next to you on the flight ✈️. What do you do?

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@yung_kegbeer

4 months

TL cleanse from Peter Millar fags and invalid beer rankings

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

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@yung_kegbeer

13 days

@KirkHerbstreit let Ben shit on the sidewalk then yelled Roll Tide at me when I asked him to clean it up 😳

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@yung_kegbeer

6 months

Tell me brother, can you see the sun from where you’re standing now? LONG LIVE THE REALEST

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@yung_kegbeer

9 months

So far in 2024 we have witnessed: Naked bass pro shops guy Mountain brook guy stuck in a vase Jew tunnels in nyc Buckhead brigade Saban retirement Lock the fuck in we’re on a wild one

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@yung_kegbeer

1 year

Dad, what was the burner cheating scandal like?

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

If they would draft entire pledge classes to the same platoon that shit would be live as fuck

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@yung_kegbeer

16 days

Haha good one guys. That was a great game we’ll see each other again for sure.

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@yung_kegbeer

2 years

When I find the mf that made the 21 Savage Althea mashup

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

UGA sorority girls post a Instagram story about the vaccine and start feelin like this

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@yung_kegbeer

6 months

Would quite literally give up anything to go back to this moment right now.

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@yung_kegbeer

5 months

It’s been 393 days since Widespread Panic has played Papa Legba

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

getting high with my little brothers friends and showed them codeine crazy for the first time. Is this what it’s like to be an elder god?

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

There is much pain in the world, but not in this room

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@yung_kegbeer

6 months

Some flicks from Monday at Augusta. Bad boys live forever.

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@yung_kegbeer

2 years

Young pledge in class next to me making Kroger list to pick up supplies for a social tonight. Simpler times good soldier. Don’t forget the takka.

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

ain’t no fuckin way boi

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

I’m calling for the removal of all UGA students that skipped a Sanford night game to go to music midtown

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

lets have ourselves a week fellas

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

Not one shot of the 300s in this. the most oppressed group on campus and no one can change my mind.

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@UGAAthletics

3 years

Thank you, Dawg Nation. We couldn’t have made it here without you.

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@yung_kegbeer

6 months

If you don’t know educate yourself. USH WORLD DOMINATION

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

*Sorority girl gets too drunk at the function* “I swear I got drugged”

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

I hope we play Iowa so I have a reason to reconnect with the absolute dime piece I met in Cancun when I was 15

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

I wish these stupid ass whores would learn that you don’t post pictures when the dawgs don’t win

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@yung_kegbeer

4 months

Very exclusive stickers for Ted Rox 2024. If you can find me I’ll bless you

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@yung_kegbeer

6 months

Wednesday flicks from Augusta. Bad boys continue to live forever.

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

JT getting covid right after this pic dropped 🤔 shoulda wore a mask bro!

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

when Kirby said “there’s a big difference between players that know their role, and players that embrace their role.” He was clearly talking about the divide between the super geeds and my brothas in the 300’s.

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@yung_kegbeer

10 months

#PanicPick5 Nitrous Bag in the upstairs bathroom Digital spliff Voodoo Rangers Climb to Safety

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

We came to Charlotte to drink your liquor, fuck your women, play Panic at your bar, and bark at your children.

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

Just withdrew from a class 3 minutes before the test. Become ungovernable.

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Ted ChristenXAN

@yung_kegbeer

6 months

Happy 4/18

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@yung_kegbeer

2 years

Woke up feelin like the visor brah on Washington street 🫡

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@yung_kegbeer

30 days

Need more mountain grass shows on nugs thanks

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

Can’t remember if I gave up sticks for lent

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

The super geeds are not the heart of your fan base. Show love to the brothas in the 300’s!

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@UGAAthletics

3 years

Calling Dawg Nation - We need you to be early, be loud and be ELITE on Saturday.

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@yung_kegbeer

2 years

Apartment complex parking lot filled with everyone’s Tennessee friends. Have the landlord bringing a tow truck over tonight. Have a nice weekend fuckers DAWGS -14

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

“Ukraine this, Ukraine that” no one seems to care when I’m fighting for MY life in a MLC bathroom

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Ted ChristenXAN

@yung_kegbeer

3 years

Frat Stafford coming from Highland Park to Athens u know that mf was smellin keys every weekend. Respect ✊🏼

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Ted ChristenXAN

@yung_kegbeer

2 years

Woke up feelin like the visor brah on Washington street 🫡

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@yung_kegbeer

2 years

i took the wock (water bottle filled with brown) to Poland (300 level of Sanford Stadium)

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@yung_kegbeer

2 months

TedX stamp of approval. These cats got it

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@yung_kegbeer

8 months

@cambridge_iv Did they come with a bag of takis and a chamoy pickle

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@yung_kegbeer

9 months

@glutenfreeperc This woman was planted by the US government to rile up horny burners. Do not fall for this.

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

G lord x Nelk boys

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

Venison chili has entered the chat

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

undisclosed location on Lumpkin street: 1:53 a.m. on a Wednesday

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

grades posted from my worst semester of college so far and I could not care less. never let those scumbags control your happiness. Go on tour with your friends, catch fish, and smoke good weed is my advice.

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@yung_kegbeer

2 years

Boys I think we got this one in the bag

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@yung_kegbeer

9 months

Sunday service

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@yung_kegbeer

2 years

Majority of voLs in Athens couldn’t even get in the stadium. Because they are POOR. Hope u had fun at Paloma park fuckin Losers. I was in the 300’s drinking brown and hobnail boot griddy’ing on ur grave.

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

there’s levels to this shit. mlc bathroom ur fucking next.

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

It’s 6:30 a.m. the addy I was gifted at the function still has a firm hold on my senses, I have thrown up a sidewalk slammer McDonald’s combination 4 times now. I have run out of things to look at on my phone. This is my true villain origin story.

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

Room 1253 @ 2:34 a.m. NOLA (colorized)

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

Standing by the elevator in the MLC and a girl just asked me if I worked here. Gonna go jump off the back of the nosebleeds in Sanford if anyone wanna watch.

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

Morgan Wallen sucks and 98% of women have shitty taste in music. Good morning twitter.

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Ted ChristenXAN

@yung_kegbeer

3 years

This is my official bounty on the Nelk boys. $100 venmo to anyone that replies with a video of them sucker punching stevewilldoit in bar south tonight

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Ted ChristenXAN

@yung_kegbeer

2 months

No one is talking about quad P using underground springhouse as a mechanism to sell tickets in the south.

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3 years

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

Between Stetson, Brock, Ladd, and Dan Jackson it’s safe to say white boy winter is in full effect.

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Ted ChristenXAN

@yung_kegbeer

3 months

Realer than Christ. It simply does not get more real. Only thing that rivals in fact is the v rare NSC Asheville shirt selling out in 60 minutes. We move differently FN.

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

they play checkers whilst I play chess

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@yung_kegbeer

6 months

Transfusion day of visibility

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

If Kirby needs me to drink dark liquor at 8am for this game. So be it.

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

Can’t imagine the pain this person goin thru rn

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@yung_kegbeer

2 years

Was judging people at the Kenny Chesney concert but will gladly bump shoulders with alien lizard people at my favorite drug band show

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@yung_kegbeer

2 years

Mfs really be on this campus wearing auburn and Florida clothes. Don’t think I won’t shoulder check you in the Bolton crosswalk.

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Ted ChristenXAN

@yung_kegbeer

11 months

Trying to become less of a hater but all the girls I know from college won’t stop posting retarded ass shit

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Ted ChristenXAN

@yung_kegbeer

3 years

Ur an absolute fuckin nerd if you go to class tomorrow. We’ve got a goddamn football game to win.

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@yung_kegbeer

2 years

HE STILL GOT THAT DOG IN HIM

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

Was having a shitty day until I bumped into my brotha JT on the walk home. Dawgs by a million this weekend.

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@yung_kegbeer

7 months

Auggie N3 !! let’s ride !

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

#NewProfilePic

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@yung_kegbeer

10 months

S/o wook Linda for the molly bag S/o Widespread Panic S/o Home Team family Love and light to you all this new year See ya’ll in February

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@yung_kegbeer

4 months

TedRox N1 #PanicPick5 Tie Your 993’s Low Spark of HiCrown Visor Boys Bowlegged Woman Down ✝️💉 Sweet Leaf

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

me hungover on Sunday

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@yung_kegbeer

3 years

the masculine urge to point a pistol at anyone who slightly inconveniences me while driving

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@yung_kegbeer

2 years

@ant_shipley81 @DawgsHQ @GeorgiaFootball If anything it was the voLs Super Bowl. Y’all did nothing but talk all week. Essentially would have clinched a spot in the SECC and playoff. But that didn’t happen. Hooker was on his ass all night and now you’re left praying Oregon loses. I know it hurts.

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@UTBarstool

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