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Ali

@youngmetroali

6 years

Cookies with Vick’s is an elite combo

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Ali

@youngmetroali

5 years

Why does being in your early 20s feel so much like only having 5 years of your life left in which you need to achieve as much as possible? why do I feel like I have an approaching deadline for success?

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6 years

This just proves Islam’s validity lol that backfired

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#Progress ...

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4 years

Bro?

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2 years

@sleepyamel I can’t believe these people are real

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@youngmetroali

6 years

Clear and obvious interpretation of Quran verse: “Alcohol is haram.” Muslims: “Are you Allah to decide that?!!!!”

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@youngmetroali

6 years

I thank Allah that my parents immigrated to the US and not the UK

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@youngmetroali

6 years

I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.

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Ali

@youngmetroali

4 years

Khabib fought so well he made this mf Muslim again

zayn

@zaynmalik

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@UFC mashallah Khabib 🙌🏽

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Ali

@youngmetroali

5 years

Your country’s most notable piece of architecture is the Taj Mahal. A Muslim creation.

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Ali

@youngmetroali

7 years

@whatissammie @saipanting @guwop @cxmpsite @youngthug

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5 years

Look how wholesome this guy in the comments is what a champ

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Ali

@youngmetroali

6 years

I find it funny that western celebrities freak out over this and want to protest Brunei embassies but then turn a blind eye to the million Muslims in China.

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@EllenDeGeneres

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Tomorrow, the country of #Brunei will start stoning gay people to death. We need to do something now. Please boycott these hotels owned by the Sultan of Brunei. Raise your voices now. Spread the word. Rise up.

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5 years

Captain America with the Tawhid ☝️

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@youngmetroali

5 years

Idk why people get worked up at us Desis using words like “sehri” and “namaz” instead of “suhoor” and “salah”. Like sorry for speaking my language? 🤷‍♂️

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3 years

If American urban planners designed Paris

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3 years

@salafi_slonker_

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3 years

Just moved into my new apartment rate my setup (men only)

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Ali

@youngmetroali

6 years

Can we stop romanticizing religious piety? Learn how to wake up for Fajr by yourself first.

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Ali

@youngmetroali

6 years

It’s Quran not Koran 😤

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Ali

@youngmetroali

7 years

Oops I spilled my water

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Ali

@youngmetroali

9 months

We never beating the allegations

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An image of a 1979 Advertisement for Pakistan International Airlines.

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@youngmetroali

6 years

May Allah destroy Tik Tok

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Ali

@youngmetroali

9 months

I thought Hamas was the one digging the tunnels

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@MattWallace888

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🚨 Jewish Synagogue Members Brawl With Police After an Attempt To Close Their Illegal Tunnel Network Under New York ⚠️

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Ali

@youngmetroali

3 years

Never forget

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Ali

@youngmetroali

9 months

In Islam, Eve (RA) was not exclusively guilty and punished for being expelled from Jannah. It was Adam (AS) and Eve (RA) both who were guilty. Clearly you need to read the Quran.

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Men want to work. Women want “fun”. Analyse “fun” in this world. What is fun? It’s evil. It’s haram. Real men want to build. Women only want to feel good at the expense of the world. Adam gave Eve EVERYTHING. What did she do?

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4 years

She thought she did something lol

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@youngmetroali

5 years

Does Lightning McQueen buy car insurance or life insurance?

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@youngmetroali

6 years

LMFAO BRO I'm IN A PEWDIEPIE VIDEO

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@youngmetroali

2 years

@sleepyamel Yeah that’s why totally not for exploiting people 😭😭

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@youngmetroali

10 months

@cheer_wine Dead internet theory

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@youngmetroali

10 months

Pakistan is such a funny country. We have an advanced nuclear weapons program but a literacy rate of 58%.

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Ali

@youngmetroali

6 years

No Youngboy your sins get erased when you accept Islam not your herpes

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@youngmetroali

3 years

The Internet has ruined me

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@youngmetroali

6 years

What Pakistan would look like today if it never discovered Tik Tok

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6 years

How jobless you gotta be to hit DM limit

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5 years

I may not be a good Muslim but I’ll never disrespect Islam for a few rts and likes

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3 years

I have officially graduated with my Bachelors in Economics Alhamdullilah 🥳

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6 years

5’10” is an elite height don’t @ me

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{\__/} ( • . •) u want? / >❤️ {\__/} {\__/} ( • . •) ( • . •) thnx / > ❤️< \ {\__/} {\__/} ( • . •) ( • . •) here u go / > 💔< \ {\__/} ( • - •) 💔< \ y u do that.

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@youngmetroali

3 years

Lmaooo

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Ali

@youngmetroali

3 years

Islam isn’t a religion of peace nor is it a religion of violence it is a religion that realizes both methods are necessary in the context of each situation

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@youngmetroali

5 years

Fucking lol

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@youngmetroali

2 years

Why is this so funny

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Ali

@youngmetroali

6 years

When I tweet sad shit and my followers clown me for it

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@youngmetroali

7 months

@Midhsun “You both follow akhi_ayman”

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Ali

@youngmetroali

5 years

“Only women, children, and dogs are loved unconditionally. A man is only loved under the condition that he provide something.” - Chris Rock

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@youngmetroali

11 months

The Pakistani Air Force is the only Air Force in the world that has successfully shot down Israeli fighter jets without losing any of their own

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Ali

@youngmetroali

4 years

Born Muslims that hate on reverts are just insecure about their own faith in Islam, most of the time reverts are better Muslims than born Muslims cause they literally found the faith by themselves but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation

Ruqaiya

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Revert wahhabi bros constantly insulting the ethnocultural practices of born Muslims in a very racialised way is a trend that must die. Focus on: a) getting ur bits snipped b) giving dawah to your nan c) everything wrong with ur own native culture

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@youngmetroali

4 years

Husseinberg

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Ali

@youngmetroali

6 years

My little brother texted me this, the nerve of this guy

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MrBeast

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I put two people who had never met before in a room and gave them $500,000 if they stayed for 100 days!

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3 years

When you were internationally sanctioned for years for developing nuclear weapons but still make them anyway

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@youngmetroali

5 years

Happily married

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8 months

The beauty of Star Wars: Rogue One

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@youngmetroali

10 months

Andrew Tate is a human trafficker who should be in prison

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@youngmetroali

4 years

Why my boy always take a shower after iftar 🤔

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@youngmetroali

3 years

King Faisal would probably cringe if he saw Saudi today

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@youngmetroali

6 years

Zayn didn’t build his career off Islam nor claimed to be religious in the first place nice false equivalency though!

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@youngmetroali

3 years

Some Pakistanis showing hate to us overseas Pakistanis… someone’s mad their visa got declined 🤣

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@youngmetroali

5 years

Pakis 🤝 Indians Lying about being Syed

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@youngmetroali

3 years

Bladerunner

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Neon winter nights

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6 years

I saw a kid getting beat up by 4 people and decided to help. Kid couldn’t stand a chance against the 5 of us.

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@youngmetroali

6 years

A girl will offer you zina, a real woman will offer you marriage 💯

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@youngmetroali

9 months

Iran’s military basically has a history of proxy wars mostly, meanwhile the Pakistani military has modern and historical combat experience. Iran’s military doesn’t stand a chance.

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@youngmetroali

6 years

I’m convinced people only study for PhD’s to call themselves a doctor

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@youngmetroali

6 years

Why do people criticize people that marry young? If they find the right person, then I don’t see the problem 🤷‍♂️

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@youngmetroali

4 years

How could you hate Elon Musk?

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@youngmetroali

4 years

1929: The Great Depression 2020: The Big Sad

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@youngmetroali

5 years

Why did everyone have to play the recorder in elementary school what were they training us for

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@youngmetroali

6 years

Alright then

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3 years

Pakistan doing security checks on Afghans entering through the border

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@youngmetroali

5 years

People in third world countries: “I might not find food or water today, I hope I’m not murdered.” People in first world countries: “Muh the new Aladdin movie isn’t brown enough 😫! It’s whitewashed 🤬!”

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@youngmetroali

4 years

Imagine wishing death on other people especially other Muslims in the holy month of Ramadan

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@youngmetroali

6 years

When you in a UK gc and everyone went to sleep

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@youngmetroali

6 years

Am I the only one who doesn’t feel the need to Snapchat their everyday life?

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@youngmetroali

6 years

Men get mocked for keeping their virginity while women get mocked for losing theirs. Strange.

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@youngmetroali

5 years

She said wanting to go to Jummah = ISIS I’m done bruh

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@youngmetroali

6 years

My teacher who wouldn’t round my 89.9 to a 90 just died, well shit the game is the game 😈🤝

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@youngmetroali

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Mfs be like “I’m multilingual” and list both Hindi and Urdu as their spoken languages

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@youngmetroali

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Bereketeab

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Favorite tweet of your own?

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Ramadan Day 15 folks

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Ali

@youngmetroali

6 years

GuYs mY rElIgIoUs pOsTs aRe ReMiNdErS fOr mE i aM a sInNeR tOo mAyBe eVeN mOrE tHaN yOu I mEaN I lItEraLly sNoRt cOkE

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Ali

@youngmetroali

6 years

Honestly Muslims getting involved in American politics in any side of the spectrum is a slippery slope since both the left and right contradict our beliefs we hold near and dear to our hearts

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@youngmetroali

4 years

Still can’t believe I was in a PewDiePie vid lmfao

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@youngmetroali

5 years

Wanna hear a funny joke about China? [CENSORED]

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@youngmetroali

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Ex-Muslims: I’m so happy I left Islam, what a violent religion. Also Ex-Muslims: Kill all Islamists! Nuke the Middle East! I hate Muslims!

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Ali

@youngmetroali

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Girls locker room: “Omg I hate PE. Nice nails Sarah!” Boys locker room:

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@youngmetroali

3 years

Still laughing my ass off at this

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Ali

@youngmetroali

5 years

In Lil Uzi Vert's song titled "Sanguine Paradise", Uzi clearly states that he grows from 5'4" to 6'6" simply by standing on his money. If you take this into account, he grows 14 inches. Let’s assume that he’s standing on $100 bills. A $100 dollar bill is 0.0043 inches thick,

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Ali

@youngmetroali

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Paki Army versus Indian Army

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Ali

@youngmetroali

9 months

@terorojing5 @nasatars You don’t seem to understand English well. He alluded to her being guilty. Hope this helps.

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