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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

1 year

Always happy at home 🇲🇼

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

2 years

Networking as a young woman is hard. There have been countless times when in the attempt to make professional connections, established men have quickly made things unprofessional. It makes networking more exhausting than it already is

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Yolanda💛

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2 years

:))

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Yolanda💛

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3 years

Happy Father’s Day to an alright father😂❤️ @wandaman

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Yolanda💛

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3 years

Another year, same love❤️ Happy Birthday Paps! @wandaman

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Yolanda💛

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7 months

Sindizabwelaso

Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

7 months

At my favorite place!!

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Yolanda💛

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3 years

Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

3 years

Imagine dreams do come true

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

2 years

Oh but I’ve laughed😭😭😭

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

7 months

At my favorite place!!

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

2 months

😂😂😂can’t believe I’m employed, I’m just a baby

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

Corona tried to delay my joy but we did it!!! Super grateful to my friends who’ve become family and everyone not pictured who got me through it. God is always great🙏🏾

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

You’re a dope dad or whatever😂Happy birthday @wandaman

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

5 months

My first soirée, 10/10

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

I guess I owe Twitter for advertising this dress🤧

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

3 years

Heart breaking news. Apparently @wandaman did not come out of the womb bald and with a beard🥲

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

2 years

@SportsballMan33 @Kaineservin ??😭😭😭

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

2 months

Celebrated my graduation with the best people!!🧡💖🤍 Decor: (on ig) Event Planner: @BakhitaCindy

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

I haven’t even known myself for 21 years🤢 happy anniversary😂

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

3 years

Thinking about the time my first mesho told me she didn’t like waking up to my face so I should sleep facing the wall...man I hate KA😭

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

Some of you in your 20s you’re not curfew baddies, you’re prisoners

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

3 years

Just opened my first uni textbook. Sorry, where are the pictures?

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

We’re all toxic, just in different flavors

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

I can’t believe school has conditioned me to detest any font that isn’t Times New Roman

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

7 months

treating twitter like it’s ig

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

2 years

A bit unfair that I’ve only known you for 20 of your 49 years but I’ll take it. Happy Birthday❤️

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

Stop pretending to be unbothered. Be bothered. Don’t deny your feelings

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

Those of us in Africa been knowing. It took an American to be the victim for it to be in mainstream media

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

3 years

Sorry this is going everywhere😭

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

When I’m on my phone I have no shame I’ll respond 2 seconds after you sent the message

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

Some of you guys aren’t even funny. You’re just mean. Heal please

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

2 years

I just wanna be loved enough to be on a lckscreen

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

2 years

For example, he only has commitment issues with you

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

@quenblackwell You’re so brave

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

Reminder to not let other people’s lack of peace disturb yours

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

You look like you’re contemplating your life choices😂😂

Wandaman

@wandaman

4 years

....my trainer can no longer fool me into ‘one more set’....I sweat, my vest be sending a clear message 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

5 years

@yewande_biala @AmberRoseGill Yes. I honestly just feel bad that amber thinks that it has anything to do with her. It has all to do with Michael feeling more for someone else. The details of why aren’t important. He should’ve kept that to himself instead of using it to deflect everything #loveisland

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

3 years

Why can’t the degree chase me?

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

3 years

If you’re from 49 or 25 you can’t cheat. A mandem that suffers those roads to see you loves you 😂

NOMZIE B™

@NomzieB_

3 years

The only Lilongwe huns that cheat are from Area 10,12,14,47(all sectors) and area 43🤣🤣🤣

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

5 years

I charge the low price of $100 a photo. Please and thanks

Wandaman

@wandaman

5 years

📸 @YWandawanda

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

wHy WOuLd yOU gO To thE sAloN to PAiNt yoUr nAils tHE sAme cOlor aS yOur AcTUal naILs...just play your fifa

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

9 months

Malawian women love wearing corporate/fancy dresses in casual settings and it irks me. You’ve left your house on a Saturday to go out in a pencil skirt why?

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

3 months

27 yrs old and calling yourself an fboy. Ayi ndithu

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

3 years

Uni is just going out, spending money you don’t have, coming home and doing assignments last minute, over and over again

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

3 years

That thing of treat her badly and she’ll be interested doesn’t work on me. I come from princess treatment please

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

5 years

My father is the greatest man on the planet @wandaman Don’t @ me

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

The day you catch me posting about a man, please disrespect me and everything I stand for

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

5 years

@wandaman Happy Birthday legend! Thanks for being the greatest dad and human being I know. Thank you for always laughing and getting my jokes. Thank you for your persistent patience, generosity, and kindness. But most of all thank you for having a really shiny and smooth head)❤️

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

5 years

Had to rep that @wandaman 💪🏾💪🏾

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

2 years

Don’t think I’m weird if I respond to you in 3 seconds because it’s that or never, no inbetween

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

Black parents are experts at providing the illusion of choice😂

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

3 years

My friends change their private account names and I have to spend 3 mins figuring out who tryna kill themselves today😭

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

The thing that has been the most helpful to me in my Christian journey has been learning the difference between primary and secondary issues. Primary issues distinguish believers from nonbelievers and worth defending..

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

6 months

Kodi no one is trying to marry me za fast fast. Boring

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

@LazarusKumi Return from casa amour

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

2 years

Relationships are hard work

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

3 years

Just cleaned my room, lobola on the rise

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

3 years

Don’t come at me for copying you because I won’t deny. Yes I saw your hair, liked it, and told her to do for me like you😂

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

Thinking about how my mom is so beautiful😭

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

maybe for you..

tabrat💗

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4 years

giving yo girl the world has nothing to do with money..

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

3 years

My mom sent me on an errand, I haven’t showered and I told my dad I hope no one sees me because I’m a hot girl in these streets and he laughed at me. Cackled in fact. Is that chatting nicely? 😕

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

My twitter numbers really be coming solely from my dad? It’s tough out here😔

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

I just so badly want the people I love to always be happy

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

How can you be talking to me while your mouth is smelling

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

thinking about the time one of my white friends was telling me she named her dog after a chichewa word but pronounced it "chiko lowpa" and i couldn't for the life of me figure out what she was on about until her dad said "you know, like a mop"😶

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

3 years

@NoahvanMierlo @ElyKreimendahl Bold of you to assume that’s not her dad😂

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

Do you really abstain from alcohol or you have to be back in the house by sundown?

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

2 years

Gents, make sure you tag your homies when you post group pics🙏🏾 you know, so they can also repost👀

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

8 months

Even in 5 years I won’t be 30. Life is good

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

2 years

You don’t get a degree in maturity if you don’t watch stranger things btw

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

2 years

Some of you hiding your boyfriends, you do know he only wears one shirt right? We know that uniform

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

2 years

This video brings me so much joy😂 love these guys

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

3 years

I find it weird when people are like ohh they’re always copying me. We’re all always subconsciously copying people. You aren’t all that

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

MTV needs to break its spiritual bondage to Ridiculousness

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

5 years

@khairya_k Bro I’m so mad about this. It’s not even funny

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

2 years

Someone direct me to gmail statuses I should post there too

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

I find that many of us stay complacent and don’t grow because of the fear of surrounding ourselves with people who challenge us

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

I see why it’s just so much easier to have no expectations. I find myself getting angry at people not because what they did to me was necessarily wrong but because I put my expectations for the type of person I would want to be, on them

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

3 years

I don’t understand roadmen compliments. Told me “you’re bare fit” and all that’s in my head is

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

3 years

if he cheats on you with a white girl, thats a hate crime

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

5 months

Can’t even do the ‘Esta blish’ trend cause I’ll be fighting gender conversion allegations

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

5 months

So nice to be loved at home bwanji

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

3 months

She’s heeerreeeee🥰

Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

3 months

I’m about to see the loml omds I’m so excitedddddd

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

I don’t love anyone more than my brother guys he’s my favorite person on earth🥺

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

Chivalry is not dead. All these years and my dad still opens the door for me

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

3 years

Big fan of comfortable silence

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

2 months

With the way I’ve been acting, I’m currently uncuffable

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

3 years

I’ve put on quite a lot of weight since last year March and if you asked me then I would’ve said that’s the worst thing ever but I’ve never been this confident in who I am and how I look. Love that for me

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

2 years

I should’ve never learned how to umlando😂

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

I be 18 years old holding my dads hand in the mall

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

The other day @megan_mkumba asked me for the spelling of Doc mcstuffins. So I gave it to her yeah. Only to find out she was doing a birthday wishlist and had actually meant doc martens. Like the shoes

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

My parents are so amazing that I feel bad talking about them behind their backs😂

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

3 years

When someone asks if there are lions around your house and you wanna be upset but there are literal hyenas in area 44😭

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

7 months

The one thing that has made me happiest about my birthday is people recognising my love for Jesus🥹

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

5 years

The only thing I’m sure of in this world is that if no one else gets my joke, my dad will for sure @wandaman 😂😂

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

3 years

I can’t believe they stopped offering the bundles because people were using them😂😂 my country

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

4 years

Twitter is like a therapist. Only if your therapist needed therapy too

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

6 months

Discussing Mike Todd isn’t even about an interest in controversy. When you’ve experienced what it is like to be led by people in church who love and fear God it only makes sense that you burn with righteous anger when you see the way he is misleading his congregation. It’s so sad

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Yolanda💛

@yolanda_twx

3 years

Man U players ase. Everyday sole sole sole like a cheater, just do better

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