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Spakito 💞 🇿🇼

@yoghurtbae

3 months

Kudadirwa ndiko kwakandipa shungu. Kana mari isingakwane hayo stand, spoil yourself baby girl 🤪

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Kutenga honda fit uri kuchando zvakangofanana nekuti uri kuSouth Africa woroorana nemuZimbabwean futi munyika ine makaradhi, maXhosa, maZulu, mavheti etc Could never be me

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@yoghurtbae

3 years

@JayyAngelo Lot’s wife for sure, lady sacrificed to be salt so she could get the latest gossip

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@yoghurtbae

3 months

And it’s a trend 😂

Half Thoughts ♿️

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@yoghurtbae

2 years

@Phillipong3 What about this woman? 🤣

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@yoghurtbae

22 days

Ko dai ndangobika hangu sadza kumba because yohwe 🙈🤣

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@yoghurtbae

10 months

Iyi inonzi Tatenda wekuMadokero. He works paDubai Mall & drives kaRunx keWhite. Dude zvawakandiita handikanganwe 😜

Mr Miyagi

@p3f1v3

10 months

Inyoka ipi iyi? What have you heard about this snake?

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@yoghurtbae

3 years

Not my mum waking me up at 2am and asking, “wakazonzii kuInterview kwawakaenda”. Told her the truth, “i dont think I got the job, ndine Masters” Her solution, “ukumbonamata nezvazvo here?” It is at that moment that it hit me, parents worry about us more than we worry about us.

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@yoghurtbae

2 years

I just think ‘Yeast infections’ are one neglected topic. We don’t talk enough about them

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@yoghurtbae

2 years

Nhai ukakwira private car and the guy in there flirts with you, do you pay or zvavharana?

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@yoghurtbae

5 years

Zvinoita here ndipe Gogo vako ecocash kana bond iwe wonditumirawo yuwesi.

TINASHE

@Tinashe

5 years

talk to me #asktinashe

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@yoghurtbae

11 months

Me: everything is expensive here. I’m so annoyed. Him: saka uchaita sei? Anyway zvirisei zvinhu zvangu?

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@yoghurtbae

1 year

Tribe: Shona (MuVhitori) Kids: 0 Age: 29

𝕊𝕞𝕠𝕠𝕔𝕙𝕪💖

@SmoochyN_

1 year

Let's have fun...Comment with yours Tribe : Pedi Kids : step father of 6 Age : 30

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@yoghurtbae

6 years

White parents when you fall Parent: Sorry my baby, sorry for that now get up. Are you hurt? Mummy loves you, Okay? ------------------------------------ Zimbo parents when you fall Parent: nechawanga uchimhanyira ndinochishaya. Simuka undicherere mvura. [If you know you know]

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@yoghurtbae

3 years

If there is anything 2021 has taught me; my exes are capable of marriage, it just wasn’t me they wanted to marry 😢

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@yoghurtbae

6 months

@wilson_wd_ @30 Tongoti comment inoyi yobva yaita maLikes kukunda ako 😜

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@yoghurtbae

6 years

Asi vabereki pamunonyora malist aya munenge mambobvunzawo history yeRelationship iyi? Ipapa Linda anenge akanamata mabvi nemagokora kuti aroorwe imi mopfekwa naSatan just like that.

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@yoghurtbae

2 years

Nhai saka vest reWhite muShirt ndiyo bra revarume?

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@yoghurtbae

1 year

Panguva yakadai zvinongodawo mukomana anozivawo politics, kwete ana “zvirisei zvinhu zvangu”

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@yoghurtbae

1 year

Tenzi varume vacho vatakatemba vakufarira 40k followers kwete 40k yuwesi!

Uncle Wizz

@unclewizz2000

1 year

40k pfeee 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 thank you Fam❤❤ we fear what?? #NewProfilePic

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@yoghurtbae

3 months

Hanzi aiteiko mukomana? 😂

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@yoghurtbae

2 years

The transport thing needs to be fixed, my bae auya kumba ane love bite pahuro hanzi ndarumwa paPressure

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@yoghurtbae

6 years

Ladies do you know you can also send your guy money to buy himself booze whilst he is out with his buddies? Do you know you can actually pay for his haircut? Why do you think someone's son is the one who always has to pay for your upkeep? Take care of his too.

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@yoghurtbae

3 years

Ladies, prepare your ghost accounts 😂

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@yoghurtbae

2 years

Kuroja maInside rooms kunoda kushinga zvedi!

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@yoghurtbae

2 years

My flatmate is in talking stages with a guy. He asked her for late lunch. I even helped dress her up, simple but good in a crop top, leggings, boots and oversized-shirt. Does he not take her out for intros kwaSekuru. First date here veduwe!!!

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@yoghurtbae

1 year

Not this 25 year old trying to bag me… me a 29 year old 🙈 i like it

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@yoghurtbae

2 years

In my honest opinion, @Zwitterfootbal is a good initiative; but ukaenda usingazive vanhu or kuzikanwa unoita nherera zvedi!

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@yoghurtbae

3 years

This guy ghosted me in January, then today he just apps with a Hie, sup for your weekend. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 men men men

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@yoghurtbae

11 months

Vakomana musiyane netsika yekuti ndikati ndipo mari yeAirtime unonditumidzira. Im supposed to come on Friday kuzoitora ndodzokera kumba kwedu Sunday.

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@yoghurtbae

2 years

Visited bae and met the landlord’s son (around 10) outside. Did this small boy remind me of a promise i made with him a few months ago. Problem now is, this is my 1st time talking to this boy EVER. 😂😂😂😂😂 kids be snitching unprovoked

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@yoghurtbae

5 years

Tenzi ndokumbirawo mupewo mukomana wangu mari inokwanirana naye chete. We both know akangowana extra baba vanohura ivavo. Amen!

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@yoghurtbae

4 years

Zwitter please help us locate my kid bro Tadiwa also known in the streets as Minister of Stonyenilisation... We last saw him Monday 5 Oct at 8am and last talked around 1pm. He was supposed to be traveling from Hre to Chimanimani.

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@yoghurtbae

5 years

Has your heart ever been broken to pieces, then those pieces start loving different people, vanhu voti ukuhura 🤔

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@yoghurtbae

2 years

There is a guy I met on Twitter. He is a great vibe. I really really liked hanging out with him. But he ghosted me and I havent healed. He blocked me on App and my iMessages aint going through 😢 Musazodero mental health yedu

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@yoghurtbae

2 years

So ayanda asungwirwa kutengesa maDildo to the same “kids” who are dating our fathers? WAWU

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@yoghurtbae

3 years

1/ So I worked on a certain project for this man. Takaudzana the prices zvakanaka and I did the job in the shortest amount of time. Ever worked wholeheartedly on a job zvekuti agter you are done you are just too satisfied with your job? That was me...

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@yoghurtbae

1 year

Unoona kunge ukuvhairirwa neWashing machine until wazoendawo kunze kwenyika woona kana imba yaunoroja inouya neWashing machine and other white goods 😂

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@yoghurtbae

2 years

Today he was late so he got me from the busstop. Ko ndambowana mukana here 😂 achingomira vanhu vabva vapinda havo vakagara vachiti imota yekuenda kutown. I had to sit at the back ndikatobhadharawo nemamwe maPassenger 😂😂😂

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@yoghurtbae

6 years

Mukanzwawo kune road show yeLobels or Bakers Inn please tell me, i got some killer moves i want to show them

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@yoghurtbae

3 years

Only Zwitter knows that this is not a road sign 😅😂

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@yoghurtbae

6 years

Econet, mvura kungonaya makutitumira EcoFarmer messages, muri right right here? YoMix makatibvutira, data munoba, how do we know hamuzotibire mbeu dzedu

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@yoghurtbae

6 months

The flag The unfocused youth

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@yoghurtbae

3 years

Veni Vidi Vici... I came, I saw, I conquered Highlight of 2021 was finishing this degree. Officially a Master in Development Studies. 31.12.21 🎓 Imela Yahweh

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@yoghurtbae

4 years

In case no one has claimed it yet, I will 2021 is my year of divine favour Grace will locate me even when there are more qualified people than me My 2021 verse is Proverbs 13:12 "Hope deferred makes the heart sick; but a longing fulfilled is a tree of life"

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@yoghurtbae

3 years

@RealTalkFadzie Ndiwe hako wafunga kusiya fridge nekutemba cooler box

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@yoghurtbae

8 months

Im eating an avocado for Valentine’s Day 🤣

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@yoghurtbae

6 years

Vamwe vasikana vanoita kunge KFC Drive Thru, vanongodyiwa nevane mota chete.

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@yoghurtbae

5 months

The reason why I havent posted your DMs is cause I respect your wife, she is a good woman on the TL and she is a fav. Otherwise, try me one more time and Imma mop you

BlackPanther👖 𓃵

@TheHR263

5 months

QUOTE THIS TWEET WITH A SUB SUB A TWIMBO🔥🔥🔥 peace is for the weak,we want violence always💪🏾

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@yoghurtbae

2 years

Zvimwe tingataure hedu but Jagermeister ringori broncho rine PhD zvaro… haibo! 🙌🏽

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@yoghurtbae

3 years

@Zimbabwe_Woyeh But was she wrong? She has 35k yakakwana yestand and didnt have 50 to spare for fees. With 34950 aisakwanisa kutenga stand yake, and you know mari ikatanga kupatsanurwa zvatofa. Also, keeping such money is risky, ko atezvara vakamedza stove kumusha

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@yoghurtbae

10 months

I’m a Psychology & Development Studies graduate surviving on Nurse Aide

Malone Camara.

@Eng_Malo

10 months

I’m an engineer surviving on catering…. Ko iwewe ? #zimlife ..

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@yoghurtbae

5 years

Ndakambonyura in love kuputirwa kuti puti puti chaiko zvekusvika kufana kutenga mapoto nemapan ndiri upper 6. Ndaiti kugadzirira taroorana it will be easy. I wish I could tag him here to testify. 😂 Share your crazy in love stories

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@yoghurtbae

11 months

Now that it’s history… last year ndakatenga ticket rekuenda kuEureka using mari yeTB test. I gambled with my futire 😂

Gateway Stream Media

@StreamGateway

11 months

LIVE @ HICC | 31st of December 2023

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@yoghurtbae

8 months

Azongorisker akatorwa pic naWinky

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@yoghurtbae

3 years

Bae okubatisa $800 manheru akadhakwa then makuseni okuti ndikweretesewo $100 yefuel ndakarasa mari nezuro.... What is your response?

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@yoghurtbae

6 years

It was a lovely Monday morning til I received a phone call that I didnt get that job I been praying about. A few opportunities I been missing lately but I know there is a God who never sleeps, He never slumbers!

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@yoghurtbae

6 years

Weather iyi inoda wakagara muoffice uri HR, uchinwa tea nema dhonanzi. Wapedza wopukuta maoko neCV raEx 🍮☕📄

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@yoghurtbae

9 months

Sviweeks sviviri svitatu after ndasvika kuno ndakaisirwa message naEx kwahi i think we need to talk etc. Long story short kwahi ndakagara ndaida kukuroora but now i think mari yakwana im still so much in love with you. Man was hustling for a visa 😂🙌🏽

UNCLE THEO ♛

@Vadyegoraa

9 months

+44 gents stop promising visas to +263 Huns because they take your promises seriously

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@yoghurtbae

2 years

NATURAL VS FILTER

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@yoghurtbae

3 years

Twimbos, how was Fiesta? How was Uncle Waffles?

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@yoghurtbae

1 year

Saka ukuti akaisira iwewe chete Jadell? Iwewe zvako Takudzwa? Ncaw you are very understanding 🥰

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@yoghurtbae

11 months

Took me a week to come back here. He cried depression. I tried to stand by mans and be supportive even though I was battling my own demons. Routines, communication & attitudes changed. I still thought depression really got him. Turns out he was just in a talking stage somewhere.

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11 months

How much did it hurt?

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@yoghurtbae

3 years

Imwe iyo 😂😂😂 vanhu kah

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@yoghurtbae

6 years

Enzo on Handirare kuden kwenyu: Hanzvadzi yako iya iya yekudzingwa kumurume yandimutsa kuma 2 hanzi huya tione porno, apa haina mazino. QUESTION: mazino ndeeyi pakuona porno?

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@yoghurtbae

6 years

Kushaya basa kushaya hangu asi ndine 4 units paGrade 7 inini 😔

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@yoghurtbae

3 years

Not me meeting my cousin bro with my ex at Mashwede. Men aint loyal 🙌🏽

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@yoghurtbae

4 years

We still need #ZimbabweanLivesMatter to trend cmon yall

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@yoghurtbae

3 years

I miss Old twitter with Pokello mumastreets, queen used to serve bars 😂

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@yoghurtbae

5 years

Zim has humbled us. My bae and I have moved from "Baby i want a KFC twister and milkshake" to "Mune hupfu here?"

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@yoghurtbae

6 years

Dating a medicine student is an extreme sport... you have to wait 5 years til he graduates, then about 2 months to his 1st salary which BTW is for family etc. Wozomira futi about 2 more months before he can really spend on you. Unotobuda imvi zvee wakamirira kudya mwana wevanhu!

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@yoghurtbae

5 years

Asi zesa yamunoita bhoo here? Takumukirira kuona TV now senge vanhu vakuona nyama. Mwari ave nemi.

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@yoghurtbae

6 months

Kana COS rasvika paBirmingham 🙌🏽

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@yoghurtbae

3 months

Ndakamboti Spain inodyiwa nema Nurse Aide here inini?

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@yoghurtbae

2 years

“Marriage is not an achievement” almost froze to death last night

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@yoghurtbae

8 months

Hello…

ᗩl wᗩdᑌd_tᕼe sIᗰᑭ

@_MakdShelby

8 months

Lets see yall in your glasses 🤲🏾

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@yoghurtbae

4 months

Ndiyo nguvai ye Chuddai ino… 😜

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@yoghurtbae

2 years

I don’t condone exposing DMs, asi kana ndimiwo 🙌🏽 ndiyo inonzi persistence and determination here?

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@yoghurtbae

6 years

Saka ED akamirira titange tambopedza ma10 days kuti atipinze pamiedzo?

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@yoghurtbae

3 years

Not this hun kusvikirwa to Hakata yesterday at the JoeBoy/JP concert. She went on the ground and started twerking and crying asvikirwa nemanjuzu ake

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@yoghurtbae

6 years

I have officially joined the Rasta gang 😁

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@yoghurtbae

11 months

Never mind, changed my car. Aluta continua with “gangsterism” 😂 Vanofa rinhiko? 😂

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@yoghurtbae

1 year

Ko kuzozvisimbisa ndichiti Im okay ndiri ndega I dont need a man. Panoparidzwa shoko rekuti vanofa rinhi, ndini ndinototi “tiwane kuzorora”. Today my car was overheating and smoking coming out of the bonnet. Ndazoona kuita gangster hakushande

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@yoghurtbae

3 years

I just discovered someone i dont even know blocked me 😂 ko tenge tamboitei nhai?

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@yoghurtbae

4 months

Do you by any chance have a map kind Sir? I just looked at you & forgot where I was.

The People’s Pilot✈️

@Elz_the_pilot

4 months

You talk a lot, for someone who drives on the ground.🛫

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@yoghurtbae

2 years

I know suicide is no answer, but you guys dont understand something. Pane dzimwe nhamo you just dont know unotaura nani about it. Regei Tuku aimbe “ndozviudza aniko, ndotaurira aniko, ndingazvitaure sei”

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@yoghurtbae

3 years

Do you know ukagona kufamba maStreets eTwitter aya unogona kuwana Texas Butchery rako ukaswera uchiseva neusavi? Okay, this tweet is not about meat

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@yoghurtbae

2 years

Came across this convo between a home seeker and a landlord. What are your thoughts?

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@yoghurtbae

2 years

Kuroja maInside rooms kunoda kushinga zvedi!

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@yoghurtbae

1 year

A month after ndauyawo kuno ne COS rangu, a friend akanditsamwira cause ndandamunyima “Ka20 chete chete kasina basa kekuti atengewo chibhodhoro”. Months later he is now in UK, will it be harsh of me to ask for “20 isina basa”?

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@yoghurtbae

6 years

Im tired of moving on, im now just looking for someone's son wekudyisa.

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@yoghurtbae

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@yoghurtbae

2 years

The older you get, the more you realise kuExam kunoendwa ne Eversharp 15M kwete parker pen ✌🏽

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@yoghurtbae

6 years

Dear someone's son here is the breakdown. Paintballing $14 for 18 balls Karting $10 for a drive Flowers $15 Wine haushaye at a good price or smoothie $4 Usazoti i didnt give you tips on tsotsiology.

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@yoghurtbae

6 years

So this Ndex guy doesnt understand shona, but he be feeling me asking me to be bae chii chii paya. Problem now is I dont think my English bundle can last for long. Ndodii?

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@yoghurtbae

6 years

Life should have commenters, so they can remind us kana takurasika, I can imagine my own Charles Mabika shouting "She is about to fall in love again, the last time she did it ended up badly for her"

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@yoghurtbae

4 years

Tatelicious atsikisa kamwe😂

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@yoghurtbae

4 years

@sister_g1rl Am I late?

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@yoghurtbae

2 years

@prudence_tsh Im really embarrassed for my gender. How can someone mix low fat milk (1L) and regular Fanta (330ml) in a bowl and mix it while chanting stuff? Of all things you bath with no soap and a lil bit of pink salt. Hai sis no no no

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@yoghurtbae

1 year

Zvekuti uri Nurse Aide akutsvaga raramo izvo King Charle haanei nazvo, chegumi chake anobata chete 🙌🏽 apa ndipo paunoona mumwe achiisa message hanzi ndipo ka20 kasina basa 🙃

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@yoghurtbae

6 years

@The_Boy_storm_ GIF aside, tell your bae im selling Brazilian hair she can DM for details. Haangarohwe nyoro inovava ane synthetic futi kah

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@yoghurtbae

6 years

#AsWeApproachValentinesDay please know these prices Carex $3.49 Durex $6.59 Morning after $5us $20bond Diapers mukataimira Black Friday they will be R285 for a Jumbo pack Thank me later 🍷

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@yoghurtbae

5 years

Dating a guy who never stayed kuGhetto and iwewe uchigara ghetto is an extreme sport. Short thread

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@yoghurtbae

6 years

Imo muno muma streets mune tweleb who is a billionaire, he makes more money than his haters, he is rich, but anozvinyenga. Then moti women want money!

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@yoghurtbae

3 years

9/ we might all act normal, but people are going through the most kuti vararame, lets not make it even worse for them. Unobvei if you are just kind to someone? Let’s not take advantage of the next person cause you are in a most advantaged position than they are. Nguva ndeyaShe

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