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@yoboychrizz

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@yoboychrizz
Christopher
5 years
I’m convinced celebrity children have 3 birthdays a year this Nigga was just an infant
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Asahd is growing up fast 😳
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Was anybody else waiting on his chain to get caught on the roller coaster and rip his head off on some final destination shit or was that just me
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@TY_rollinUP @mjkjuice Man I feel bad For bro they didn’t have to put that man on the Internet
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5 years
This mf bring you incoming news, sports, comedy, politics etc. I might be on this Hoe till the wheels fall tbh... and let me not forget to mention you will COUGH UP A LUNG laughing at sumthin you see on this app 😭
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Jerry Doubles
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Sco pa tu manaa?
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5 years
I would post pics on here but ion feel like getting 2 likes rn
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7 years
You gone stop playing with my people bitch
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8 years
No one else thinks this looks like a old Cardi B
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4 years
This show made me realize that foreign television shows and movies are way better than the shit we do in the US 🤷🏾‍♂️
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5 years
Everybody secretly has that one person they really want.
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5 years
You over the top lame if you lie about having sex with somebody you didn’t.
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@yoboychrizz
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6 years
@silenced_love @slaekae I'm gonna guess your body count is through the roof.
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5 years
A real life goofy. And y’all saying she a real one, a real mf would’ve been there for her BLOOD not sitting on the opposite side of the courtroom looking like a dummy but that’s just me 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@yoboychrizz
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5 years
Getting drunk cool and all but y’all mfs posting bottles every night y’all good?
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@yoboychrizz
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5 years
Oml if you in a hotbox with me Ima have you cracking tf up 😂
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5 years
Lord please just one time let this happen in front of me just once
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5 years
When you off the blunt you can hear every layer of a song
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5 years
Bro she was gone be such a star🤦🏾‍♂️ she would’ve brought the WNBA mad attention again. I’m so sad.
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@yoboychrizz
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4 years
My problem is I always love somebody more then they love me
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5 years
🤢 if you eat or drink anything in the restroom you dirty as a mf
@JoshyBeSloshy
Champagne Sloshy
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Is this a vibe 🤔?
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Before judging somebody find out what they go through on a daily basis. You might figure out why they are the way they are.
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5 years
Real friends don’t down each other.
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5 years
I always took this is an opportunity to show off my athleticism to the girls. My class use to have to tell me to stop 😂😂
@Subtronics
✨SUBTRONICS✨
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not on my watch
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5 years
I wonder when ima fall in love again
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5 years
When I get my shit together I know what and who I want.
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5 years
This generation fooled us Into thinking we suppose to be rich at 21 or we failed in life.
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5 years
Birth control must come with a side of pizza rolls cuz damn 😂
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5 years
Pain will make you never wanna love again
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5 years
Your biggest obstacle will always be yourself, we limit ourselves without even realizing it.
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5 years
LEGEND I will never be ashamed to say I’ve always been a huge fan
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5 years
Idgaf what nobody say ima ride the grocery cart at the store till I die.
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5 years
If she gets in more then 4 relationships in a year she is definitely for the streets.
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5 years
To the black girl in the back you look ridiculous.
@ABC
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"It doesn't really feel like we're being impeached," said Pres. Trump at his Michigan campaign rally, moments before becoming the third president in U.S. history to be impeached.
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5 years
Not everybody deserves your generosity and concern.
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5 years
It bothers me how easy it is for people to lie to me.
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5 years
Who’s dumber, a dumb female or a dumb nigga let’s debate.
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5 years
Ugly mfs the most confident species on Earth.
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5 years
Crazy how we really be coolin in somebody nuts
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5 years
If I drop out mind ya fucking business
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5 years
Ion think it was done correctly to me cuz I thought I was finna lose a ball. That shit hurt so bad😂
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5 years
People will naturally fwy more just by being yourself.
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5 years
Very rarely does the person I want, want me
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2 years
@Kenny16Techs @BiasedHouston It probably was during one of the games in the beginning of the season when he was playing like a 4th grader
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5 years
A mf will wait a year and a half for the next season of a show on Netflix just to watch that bitch in one night.
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Christopher
5 years
Females be calling at a whole concert talkin bout I can’t hear you 🤦🏾‍♂️
@HoustonTattooss
IG @HoustonTattooss Houston 🩸 Mobile
5 years
Dont call me or facetime me with fun in the background Imma hang tf up
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5 years
Can’t trust them left handed niggas them mfs ain’t never did the right thang
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@yoboychrizz
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5 years
Am I the only mf that can be in class, stare at the teacher the entire time and still leave not knowing wtf was said.
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5 years
Horny hours be kicking my ass
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5 years
If you my girl you going on the snap everyday idgaf
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5 years
Nothing my rasengan can’t handle.
@TinyTiniTine
My Shins are Tiny
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Imagine being high & one of these run up on you
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5 years
Ngl I be falling for people too fast it’s a terrible trait
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5 years
If I’m in yo private story and you not showing no ass just know I’m upset
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5 years
If I’m talking to a girl and she says watching anime is weird she is immediately cancelled.
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XAN
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Sco pa tu manaa🤔
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4 years
My problem is when I start liking you I wanna get married ASAP.
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Christopher
5 years
This nigga an expert with Durags or sum I’m still confused on how he did that
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
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🗣 "YES SIR!" @KingJames seems excited for year 17 (via @NBA )
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5 years
Who else isn’t taken seriously😅
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5 years
Stop complaining just to go back to the same toxic shit.
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4 years
I naturally get along with people. But fwm the wrong way you gone see sum.
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5 years
I’m off talking stages we gone be on go or we nun
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5 years
I refuse to make a New Years resolution and fuck up by day 3.... again
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5 years
If you in college rn and wanna give up don’t cuz you a soldier for even making it this far
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@yoboychrizz
Christopher
6 years
@vocativ Nah y’all this ain’t it
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Christopher
5 years
I’m not like everybody else and I promise you I’m more then fine with that.
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Christopher
4 years
People in this generation don’t understand the concept of dating.... mf you can date 3 people at the same time it’s okay to have options.
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Christopher
5 years
I miss certain people but I’m tired of being the one to always reach out I’m off that
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5 years
Sucking breast is an art/skill not everybody can do it well.
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5 years
A Nigga will still flip sandals on her Ass oml she ain’t catching me.
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Christopher
5 years
Sometimes I be like oh yea this the one just to get 3 likes.
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Christopher
5 years
Men need reassurance too y’all not the only ones that wanna feel loved 🤷🏾‍♂️
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5 years
I hope everybody I love and care about keep winning.
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5 years
It’s not hard to choose between a headache and a night full of laughter and snacks.
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Christopher
4 years
Does anybody else just ever sit outside and look at nature and become thankful asf
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5 years
I deleted Snapchat and Instagram now I just gotta work on Twitter...... it’s impossible.
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4 years
I pray for mfs that probably don’t even think of me.
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4 years
I got no more energy to pour into people, I always end up disappointed.
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5 years
I try to check up on as many people as possible, sometimes I just be wondering when it’s gone be my turn.
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5 years
If you are a person of color you need to watch your back... they snatching us up male and female, stay aware of your surroundings.
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5 years
Ik I’m not ugly I think I just got bored with my face
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5 years
You ever see somebody caption something and get mad you didn’t think of that shit first 😂
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@kelebogile_Minn @desthehershey Would’ve naturally gave her a 3 piece combo with a sprite
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Bonnie was by far the most attractive girl on the show 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@DDrew97 @tbyaisha Bro I’d give anything to eat dinner with this family I need the story behind this nigga saying this 😂
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4 years
@_Who_Does_That_ @KendrickPerkins He averages 29 points in his career in the playoffs yall don’t watch basketball fr y’all just see the one bad game he has in the playoffs and run with it... the dude is the best
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We will forever be known as the generation that was on twitter jokin while the world was in chaos
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4 years
You should never be my friend if you don’t like honesty.
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We be hyping Houston but tbh wtf is there to do for fun out here
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5 years
People be secretly beefed up with me 😂 niggas sweet
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Every female on twitter swear they suck meat 🤦🏾‍♂️😂 y’all not really like that bro.
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At least I wanna improve myself.
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Can’t wait until the day I can yell my kids name and tell them to get the remote that’s resting right next to me.
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2 years
@TheRyanHollins It’s defense and effort, we could care less about the 21 points per game definitely when your shooting almost 39 percent on the season
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@SayMzFacade He would've caught all type of hands for slapping my phone out my hands gmfu
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People hate to see others happy I’ll never understand.
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Be humble when you get a compliment bitch all that oh I know shit is for the ugly hearted.
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@ariijosephine Doesn’t matter they benefit from racism and don’t speak up or fight for our cause. You should’ve left this one in the drafts but I do understand what you tryna say, but nahhh.
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I think y’all Niggas must’ve forgot Kanye was wearing a MAGA hat y’all make me sick!
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5 years
I don’t see how people don’t wanna get married and have kids one day
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5 years
A girlfriend that won’t need my attention 24 fucking 7 is that too much to ask for.
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Mfs with no personality tweet song lyrics all day
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These hoes y’all think bad on Twitter oml they cheese in person 😂
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