🍀 @yellowpistols Twitter profile

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@yellowpistols

5 months

forever feeling restless so I decided to smile at the sun & she smiled back at me

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@yellowpistols

1 year

I’m sorry this is so funny that poor baby has no idea wTF is going on like 😭😭

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@overtime

1 year

Hibachi had her TERRIFIED 😭 (via sheemszz/TT)

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@yellowpistols

9 months

This is quite literally how I want to spend my life. I don’t even have a preference if it’s w a friend or romantic lover, just someone I am deeply in love w to go see and do all these beautiful things with

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we’re embarking on a perilous quest

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1 year

I do be understanding tho it’s just now I need to throw up about it

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“that’s ok i understand!!!!” but it actually made me sick to my stomach

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1 year

@DejahNoVu LMFAOOO wait I didn’t even notice that, I’m so weak they’re all giggling about it too 💀

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1 year

@nitaliciousss NIGGARAMOUS

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@yellowpistols

6 years

@gorestruly666 Okay but how did you not die w tattooing ALL of your nail beds? 😭 I only have 2 & to this day it’s the worst pain I’ve ever felt

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@yellowpistols

8 months

okay I’ll bite lol

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@gigi2p

8 months

What’s that picture that makes you say “wow my dreads so long”

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@yellowpistols

1 year

This is nuts you guys need to go buy prints & rate my artwork instead 😭 interacting w this normal ass tweet lmao

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@yellowpistols

3 years

Finally realizing this. Not dating anyone who’s not at least where I am in their life. No more project lovers

Mrs. Venus to You 🌷

@iJaadee

3 years

Virgo placements vs. dating people living in a serious state of FLAW Y’all gotta be with people who are where they’re supposed to be in life. Not people who need your help to get there.

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@yellowpistols

4 years

They’re called cropped flare denim and they look amazing on you ✨💛

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4 years

everyone wanted to see the pants so here they are!! i called them bell bottoms but would we call them flare capri? i like bell bottoms better 😂 these are the pants that got me that guys number and i feel so cute in them. they make my work uniform fierce

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@yellowpistols

10 months

I am anti-circumcision & even if I am the ONLY one I will never ever ever support or condone the mutilation of babies

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@y2khunter

10 months

what opinion will you defend like this?

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@yellowpistols

10 months

Yesterday was wash day so I’m breaking my no selfie resolution to do a length check and I’m 🥺

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@yellowpistols

7 months

I did it guys, I successfully have perfectly curated my IG to be full of insanely attractive people that look exactly like me lmfao

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@yellowpistols

5 months

wfh babe I love it here so bad

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@yellowpistols

3 years

Smoking music

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@KiDCuDi

3 years

Turn this shit UP dont fuck around. Lets celebrate for the God Skepta!!

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@yellowpistols

7 months

My mating call is “you wanna smoke?” & then I smoke you out

firmly grasp it

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7 months

Real shit I think humans need a mating call. Gotta find out how to optimize the process.

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@yellowpistols

11 months

This bowl is so insane my god

Giselle Ibarra ☾

@sincerelyart

11 months

@messygal888 I CANT WAIT TO SESH W YOU ALL WE SHOULD DO A LIVE SESH ONCE EVERYONE RECIEVES THEIR BONGS LOLOL 💗

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@yellowpistols

2 years

@finess3nce This has me crying LMFAOOOOO

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@yellowpistols

7 months

turned a freckle that was already there 🥰

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@yellowpistols

7 months

Alsooooo I have a clover freckle now 🥰🥰🥰

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@yellowpistols

7 months

Completely “I” & “me” & “my” statements & still people found a way to be upset omg

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@yellowpistols

8 months

Chicago is unreal! Literally gorgeous gorgeous architecture & skyline 🤩

ụᴄʜᴇɴɴᴀ Ọᴅᴜ

@maziechidiime

8 months

People in America 🇺🇸 is this how Chicago looks like for real 😳 ?

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@yellowpistols

2 years

They be saying born-women as if that’s not what cis literally means 💀💀

JD • they/he

@jd_occasionally

2 years

y’all are not mad you can’t just be called “woman”. Y’all are mad that trans women are also women.

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@yellowpistols

1 year

Like I *would* fucking kms the only “support” I have is people arguing about how people are only reacting like this bc I’m SO UGLY ??? Please omg

i have nitrous

@NotTramBraxton

1 year

I’m actually screaming bc ch_ka said what they did and y’all decide to defend them by saying “LEAVE THEM ALONE..THEYRE UGLY!!”

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@yellowpistols

2 years

Vanilla is always the best flavor for body products like soaps, lotions, anything that absorbs into your skin

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@yellowpistols

7 years

BEEN a coon. People just pretend not to notice bc he has nice teeth or something

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@yellowpistols

2 years

When you peep me finagle my way into a Kid Cudi movie don’t be surprised bc 😩😩

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@KiDCuDi

2 years

Im writing 2 movies right now. One horror/thriller and another black rom com. Both live action. Ive been so inspired. My mind is racing w ideas. The creative madness overflowing from my brain. I love this feelin

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@yellowpistols

4 months

Like this actually is horrifying but potentially ended up in the best possible way? Bc both of those babies now can have a loving family, & the other baby who *would’ve* ended up in foster care never did and now won’t be stuck in that system

🍁🍂 Catholic Charm ✞ 🍂🍁

@CatholicCharm

4 months

Btw the of course kept the child they’d been raising and also ended up adopting their daughter out of the system. But imagine the sheer horror of learning that. Ain’t no way

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@yellowpistols

1 year

Bro Instagram told me. Like legit suggested me follow the girls page & literally specifically recommended a post to me where my X (gf at the time) was thirsting HEAVILY in the comments

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@troneze

1 year

What’s the craziest way you found out someone was cheating on you?

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@yellowpistols

1 year

Which is wild cus the bitch name is still mulatto so why did people stop being mad at it

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1 year

Latto changed her name and been up ever since. Sometimes it’s wise to listen to Black Twitter.

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@yellowpistols

6 months

“You like kissing?” I LOVE kissing

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@yellowpistols

4 years

The fucking WORST part about having an enormous chest is everyone constantly feeling the need to comment/point it out 1. We know the server wasnt actually looking at that mini ass necklace so 2. He could’ve said *not a damn thing*. Why does he feel the need to say anything at all

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@yellowpistols

8 months

I just be at work high & gay. I realized living in the mountains had made me even paler tho

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@yellowpistols

3 months

LMFAO tryna get someone skinny & small to understand that when someone is fat & small, they’re still petite bc petite isn’t code for “skinny” 💀💀

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i remember that day all those skinny women got mad because people pointed out petite is about height not weight lkke their fabric of reality was shatterin

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@yellowpistols

7 years

Man how did I know this was Eminem before even opening the thread

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@yellowpistols

3 years

I been literally thinking about that 4th photo since I seen this yesterday that I literally just HAD to go order the print like idk I love it SO much

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3 years

art by synth3tic (synth3ticc on ig)

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@yellowpistols

1 year

@MuvaPrincess “Half-jokingly” is damn near the definition of passive aggression lmao. “All it took for him to call me passive aggressive was for me to be passive aggressive!” Like girl shut up

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@yellowpistols

1 year

If we’re being honest? Every single take I’ve seen by someone who doesn’t have BPD is always terrible, loud & wrong as fuck and usually just plain mean too

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@DeepHydrangeas

1 year

What's an absolute TERRIBLE take about BPD you've seen by someone who doesn't have BPD?

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@yellowpistols

9 months

LMFAOOOOOO my father who doesn’t think autism is real but has nutcrackers of all sizes lining his entire house all year long, eats Cheetos w gloves bc he doesn’t like the powder on his fingers, & has used the same pillow literally since birth

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@NoEmmeG

9 months

when you find out you autistic/have adhd. the parent who believes you the least and thinks everything you do is normal is the one you got it from. btw

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@yellowpistols

8 years

It's funny bc when I had an all black flag on my shirt some stranger said it was disrespectful lmao

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@yellowpistols

7 months

Got STI test Friday, got waxed on Sunday, did my hair yesterday, got a pedicure today. Im ready to FUCK

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@yellowpistols

5 months

There’s a mushroom growing class tomorrow w free microdose & tickets are $5 I should most definitely go right

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@yellowpistols

9 months

have not been into my face lately but then I retwist my hair & im like wow I can’t believe I just look like that ?

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@yellowpistols

1 year

Fbskdhdkdb he just doing shit this is exactly how I would act if I lived in the ocean

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@therealkimj

1 year

LMAOOOOOO IM CRYING I LOVE THIS DOLPHIN

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@yellowpistols

1 year

This is exactly how I talk to my friends tho 😭 you can just say that

raja ༻°₊ ｡♱

@whorsomecontent

1 year

i need a friend version of “im in love with u and want to be with you forever”

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@yellowpistols

2 years

!!! Literally yes dude nothing has been hitting the spot at all, not any food or any activities/plans. Everything has just been “meh”

Bronxology 👑

@MindBodyBronx

2 years

So us Generators are going through a plateau season huh? 🫠 cause…I know I haven’t been feeling like doing anything fr & I can’t even force myself to.

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@yellowpistols

5 months

sunny and sweet

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@yellowpistols

1 year

It’s funny bc reconciliation is literally always possible w me but I can literally count on 1 hand how many people I’ve fallen out w or mistreated me actually apologized & we were able to fix it. I literally end up never speaking to people again bc they refuse to apologize to me

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@yellowpistols

6 years

I love when highlighter looks like this

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@yellowpistols

1 year

ugh I just deserve this to be me so bad

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@yellowpistols

1 month

Also very wild that I just look like this all the time out in public lmao

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@yellowpistols

10 months

I’ve only been kiss-compatible w very few people as well, everybody just kiss different

firmly grasp it

@fwflacko

10 months

Y’all be grown ass adults not knowing how to kiss properly wtf be wrong w yall

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@yellowpistols

6 months

I didn’t kill myself last year & now universe is rewarding me w the lover I explicitly requested, friends who SEE me & actually enjoy spending time in the ways that I do, & now a new job (??) 🥹🥹

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@yellowpistols

6 years

Wtf 😩

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@yellowpistols

1 year

@thegentledyke This is so fucking funny LMFAOOOO

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@yellowpistols

11 months

This is my only hobby

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@PeaceRoseShephe

11 months

The perfect smoke spot🍃

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@yellowpistols

8 years

!!!!!! THAT LAST LOOK IS EVERYTHING

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@yellowpistols

6 years

My favorite songs from both 🙌🏾

TeamKanyeDaily

@TeamKanyeDaily

6 years

Singing Kanye >>> #KidsSeeGhosts #Nasir

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@yellowpistols

3 years

experiencing Blood on the Leaves live >>>>

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@TeamKanyeDaily

3 years

The Yeezus Era Was Great

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1 month

The way they’re the same color & people wanna describe her as light skinned LMFAOOOOOOOOO

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@yellowpistols

2 months

This…… is not what narcissism is…..

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@_bbytorch

2 months

people who have a lot of short relationships but claim to have loved them all deeply (kehlani) scare me so bad. like I think you’re a narcissist

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@yellowpistols

3 years

Anti-circumcision is a hill that I’m forever willing to die on. Mutilating babies will literally never be something I support

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@yellowpistols

2 years

When I say I am quite literally obsessed w this

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@PeaceRoseShephe

2 years

🌸Flower petal ashtrays for everyone at the smoke sesh🌸

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@yellowpistols

6 years

Ladies send ME titty pics. Fuck him

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@lilleeonnax3

6 years

ladies send him titty pics 🗣🗣🗣

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@yellowpistols

5 months

The photo I took of my friend at our local park’s bathrooms………………

🌿 Theo ! 🏳️‍⚧️

@thesoftesthalo

5 months

“men make bathrooms unsafe” no, the design of most bathrooms make bathrooms unsafe. seriously, what the fuck is this? if children are crawling under stalls making issues, it’s not just “men” who are the issue. it’s the DESIGN.

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@yellowpistols

5 months

The way she watches him eat 😩😩😩 ideal relationship dynamic fr omg. Like make me hella random and delicious food bc you adore cooking and then just watch me eat your food w love in your eyes

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@trillary_banks_

5 months

Speaking of TikTok yall need to follow this lil vanilla bean too cause baby she not fucking around

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@yellowpistols

2 years

The round faces w small features, usually very beautiful

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@MindBodyBronx

2 years

Y’all Cancer placements really do be looking like the moon lol wow

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@yellowpistols

9 months

“We obviously couldn’t stop it bc we didn’t want to get beaten up” so WE (multiple people) let this ONE full grown giant man repeatedly punch my 5’4 friend in the face after she stood up for me. People are so fucking evil like push his stupid ass down the stairs, kick him WTF ?

lily, henry cavill’s #1 HATER

@lunearsag

9 months

i have a feeling the friend was dark skinned

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@yellowpistols

7 years

Finally found it. The perfect tweet to describe my life

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@naomijanae

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Being pretty with problem skin is so confusing ok

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@yellowpistols

3 years

This why I get along w and attract so many pisces? We’re both delusional as hell

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@MindBodyBronx

3 years

I was thinking how Pisces & Virgo are similar. Pisces fantasizes about the way things could be and Virgo obsesses about the way things should be. Pisces can get fixated on a possible outcome even if it’s not realistic. Virgo gets fixated on perfectionism which is also unrealistic

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@yellowpistols

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It took me *so fucking long* to unlearn this, on both the giving & receiving end. And I definitely still be struggling sometimes but this is so so ugly to just think you have the right over someone else’s life no matter who they are to you

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@yellowpistols

5 months

Belly rubs are my favorite form of affection and people just don’t get it

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@fwflacko

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I need my stomach rubbed

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@yellowpistols

8 months

Stuck in my head since the day it dropped, like you must’ve wrote this song for me specifically cus I be singing my fuckin heart out to a lover I have yet to meet lmfao

The Chosen One

@KiDCuDi

8 months

Ooooo see I got no issues NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH WITH YOU TAKING ALL CONTROL

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@yellowpistols

7 years

I’m gonna speak my glo up/goals into existence right fuckin now. Come the end of 2018: 1. Debt free 2. Growing savings 3. bangin ass body 4. Clear skin 5. New apartment 6. Career path planned 7. At *least* one REAL vacation 8. Get my passport

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@yellowpistols

1 year

Omg this is my biggest pet peeve working in a store. People try to get you (a stranger) to lie to their kids and it’s like… no, and also don’t lie to your kid like I’m being mean cus you don’t wanna just say no

🎃eerie rae🎃 (bun|they)

@babybunloaf

1 year

pls stop lying to your kids.. a little said i cant have a coke in the library and i was like you can have drinks as long as theyre covered. then they turned right around and told their guardian that i said they can and the adult looked at me mad like EYE did something wrong? 😭

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@yellowpistols

6 months

so blessed to have a perfect smile fr 😄

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@yellowpistols

7 months

You are quite literally the most attractive person I’ve ever seen, congratulations on being beautiful 🫶🏽🫶🏽

stunna wunna ☆

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@yellowpistols

8 years

T Pain looks like that guy who goes to your church that always hits on you but pretends like he isn't

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@yellowpistols

7 months

yea I like my face

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@yellowpistols

3 months

You wouldn’t get it

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@DomoxUzumaki

3 months

earth sign ppl are so annoying they hate everything and criticize everything like y’all are not fun at all

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@yellowpistols

7 years

I'm tryna... THROW it BACK at ya 😉😉

ELIJAH BONAPARTE

@PrazeEli

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throwback

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@yellowpistols

23 days

Watching how to die alone & it’s kinda making me wanna kms? LMFAO this is my literal life

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@yellowpistols

2 years

What’s crazy is they’ve been married 30 years NOW. The “10 years of unhappiness” right when the kids were born TWENTY years ago… atp she was unhappy longer than they’d been happy together like…?

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@NotTramBraxton

2 years

Man whether Michelle meant she hated her husband everyday for 10 yrs literally or not, I just don’t understand why y’all are confused as to why no one wants to spend 1/3 of their marriage being annoyed or displeased with their spouse

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@yellowpistols

2 years

Knowing people are attractive vs feeling attracted to someone vs actively wanting to have sex w someone are distinctly different experiences for me. I never WANT to have sex w anyone until I’m basically in complete love w them & even the thought of sex still disgusts me sometimes

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@NoEmmeG

2 years

i think a lot of people are extremely beautiful but i dont want to have sex with any of them.

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@yellowpistols

2 years

It’s wild how much I’ve learned about my sexual preferences bc a lot of things I thought I didn’t like or enjoy very much, was literally just bc I was having sex w people that either I didn’t actually like that much or that didn’t actually like me

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@yellowpistols

1 year

This me lmfaoooo bc why he wouldn’t just be like “hey I’m tryna set up a surprise for ___ can you text me pls so we can work out some details? Bc I want you to be involved”

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@yellowpistols

1 year

Bro LMFAO people call anything love bombing if they don’t actually end up in a relationship

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@thegentledyke

1 year

how is calling you baby and getting you flowers love bombing? I can tell she never got shit before 💔

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@yellowpistols

1 year

I lost my life partner too. We literally planned our futures together. She is everywhere, she is fully engrained in my life. I have literally never loved anyone as much as I love Erica. She was there through absolutely everything. Everything. We’ve saved each other so many times

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@yellowpistols

5 years

.... I thought this was a carpal tunnel joke and I was like LMAO RT CUS SAME. Then I clicked it and realized it’s a masturbation joke and...

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@yellowpistols

7 months

Anyways, case in point lmao nobody is scared of you, you’re literally just unnecessarily mean, annoying, & confrontational and people don’t feel like dealing w you 🙂

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@yellowpistols

3 years

I love these kind of tops so fucking MUCH. Who wanna let me buy this for them 👀 I just wanna see it on you