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Danity Kane recording the backup vocals for “Damaged”
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@kingjamal08 This stopped me in my tracks when I remembered that Lonnie passed away this year from Covid 😭
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“Like MJ doctor they killin me. Propofol, I know they hope I fall” 💀💀💀
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What’s the most out of pocket female rap lyric you’ve ever heard 👀
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MEG NEED TO START HANDING OUT THEM LAWSUITS
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the triple entendre of Megan Thee Stallion, Megan's Law, AND Meghann THEE Reporter
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"These hoes don't be mad at Megan. These hoes mad at Megan's Law." ⚖️
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Solange calling that girl “shimmy shimmy lip gloss barbie” >>>>>>>>
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I love that black people can insult you just by calling you whatever you wearing. LMAO
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there’s literally a 30 Rock clip for any argument like this is too easy:
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@Mawiiixx Superglue....... directly on your tooth 🦷 enamel..............
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finally hearing “This is not The Bachelor, and I don’t have to kiss you ass for a rose” in real time #TheTraitorsUS
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“Oh come ON Liz it’s the 90’s” as Carrie Fisher continues to day drink with impunity:
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lest we forget “still sucking cock at the county fair”
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drop your contenders for best line deliveries of 2023
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Jennifer Coolidge is giving y’all a comedy masterclass right now btw #GoldenGlobes #GoldenGlobes2023
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Nicki re-releasing Itty Bitty Piggy for the real Barbz >>>>>>>
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the Parks and Rec “Get On Your Feet” scene:
@oocsitcoms
no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉
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what’s the funniest scene youve watched in a sitcom?
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Dan held his own funeral Parvati is a Black Widow but Phaedra is a fucking mortician #TheTraitorsUS
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a Nate Archibald name drop 5 mins in……… class of ‘09……. #GossipGirl
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not HBO MAX going down before Maddie v. Cassie #Euphoria
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@museummammy Fucking bullshit. The Issa Rae snub alone is infuriating, but it’s so fucking stupid that Emily in Paris gets all this attention when there are MUCH better shows that are set in France like “Call My Agent” and “Lupin” on Netflix.
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still the queen of not telling anyone what advantages she had until the F3 #Survivor45
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@makeupbyshaniah Nate’s momma just standing there in the hallway like Cassie done checked herself into Nate’s room like a Motel 6
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Letitia saying the victims’ names gave them their power back, wow.🙏🏾 #LovecraftCountry
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@YallLuvCris - Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan - all the celebrity appearances in the Remember The Time video - OJ putting on the glove - Milli Vanilli caught lip-syncing
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@thekonyjen “whAt hApPeNed to bEinG loVed aNd cHeRiSheD” 🤡
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Willa after spending a year in Slovenia #Succession
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@keyon I literally grew up going to Piggly Wiggly with my grandma like……… we losing recipes!!!!
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CEO *and* MOTHER reveal today????
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Bridgit Mendler announces she has adopted and is now mother to a 4-year-old boy.
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@Drebae_ Could’ve “KEPT” my baby omfgggg💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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The most obvious emmy nominations snubs for me: Viola Davis - HTGAWM Reese Witherspoon - Little Fires Everywhere Mj Rodriguez/Dominique Jackson/Indya Moore/Hallie Sahar/Angelica Ross- POSE Rhea Seehorn - Better Call Saul
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@Phil_Lewis_ they don’t want any more WHAT!?
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Just Fine - Mary J. Blige 🔥🔥 Weddings, birthdays, funerals, etc.
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THE BLOW STANS NEVER GAVE UP WE WERE ALWAYS HEREEEEEEEEEEE
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Monet trying to keep Julien’s insta account from flopping #gossipgirl
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@ThatBKGurl Bette Midler yeah we been had her tea
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@keyon “Who did the body?” 💀💀💀
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*”Positions” starts playing* “Did you miss me, I know I’ve missed you…” #GGLiveTweet #GossipGirl
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“Black maaan, black maaaaaaan” not Taraji giving Penny at the spoken word joint…. #BetAwards
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@toekneerlynos Harriet Tubman every time these niggas put her name in they gahtdamn mouth
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needs no introduction:
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Kate listening to all those secrets come out at once #GossipGirl
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@mushroomie8 Windows Movie Maker in the late 00’s/early 10’s
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@letterboxd it’s just gonna be these two in the replies 😂
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Love how they highlight Peppermint’s feelings being banished first and they zoom in on Trishelle sitting there dead silent #TheTraitorsUS
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@FilmUpdates for old time’s sake 😢
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@ThatBKGurl Black Twitter better than the FBI investigating these celebs right now 😩
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CASSIDY BEATING THE SURVIVOR BACKSTORY ALLEGATIONS #Survivor #Survivor43
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If a Missy Elliot #Verzuz got announced I would literally faint on the spot
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@ThegirlJT 🗣🗣“It’s time for the Twerkulator”🎶
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@lovejiggles ain’t trust TI since this
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Ariana Grande and Kelly Clarkson are like two of the few white women allowed to sing Aretha 😂
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“SO nasty, SO rude 😉” had a chokehold on us for the better part of a decade
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Who got that one Bravo clip?
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Bruce (47) and Julie (49) being the comp beasts of the season #Survivor45
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the obvious answer
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What song deserves to experience a resurgence in 2023?
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@jcole_x2 When Kris Jenner ate her own kids at the dinner table.
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that time Liz Lemon shot Wayne Brady on 30 Rock 💀💀💀
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23 WAS RIGHT THERE FOR BEST FEATURE y’all setting her up!! #MILEYvsSELENA
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When Viola Davis was trying to get them kids to shoot her in HTGAWM… yea that was ACTING I fear
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@NinaSimoneMusic Nina Simone almost shot someone over some money y’all REALLY think she’d be pressed over Chloe doing her thing tonight??
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“🤍 spaces has started!” #spacesgottalent
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@DouglasPhunny I can hit a mean Lil’ Kim
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STEPHANIE HSU HIVE WAKE IT THE FUCK UPPPPPP LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #OSCARS2023
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reinterpreting this as Christine Baranski slapping Julianna Margulies for how she probably treated Archie Punjabi
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@hbomax @NICKIMINAJ 🚨🚨🚨CALLING ALL BARBZ CALLING ALL BARBZ REPORT TO THE CONFERENCE ROOM
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cleansing the TL with one of Peppermint’s best lipsyncs #TheTraitorsUS
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@theestallion nah don’t worry we see it sis
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Just checking in that Jean Smart is a lock for Best Supporting Actress in a Limited Series AND Best Lead Actress in a Comedy Series (Hacks) right #MareOfEasttown
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@Drebae_ Time to roll up Hotties
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imma take it ALL the way back to the Alabama Leprechaun tbh
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When did y’all realize we can’t save all our people?
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“We’re calling her a taxi to the subway so she can go home, to her little apartment.”
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drop your contenders for best line deliveries of 2023
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LOOK AT GOD 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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A jury has convicted Tory Lanez of all three charges for the 2020 shooting of Megan Thee Stallion. A crazy and downright scary scene in the courtroom as his father and stepmother screamed about wicked injustice.
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Holly didn’t play AT ALL when it came to Nia
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Who’s got that one dance moms clip
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@_Triceeeey “Well damn, if you can’t fly Spirit Airlines where the hell could you go?”
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Britney Spears has been stuck in a conservatorship for over a decade meanwhile Kanye West just posted a video of himself peeing on his Grammy. There’s all this “understanding” for ‘Ye when folks judged the hell out of Britney for lashing out against her handlers.
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What is your favorite TWIN PEAKS quote?
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@keyon Nothing but “🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩” all day 😩
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Chika was ranting about TI and Tiny’s grand babies everybody say UH OHHHHHHH
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wait I’m in tearssss not chika boo was mad my child was cutting up in first class😭😭😭😭 you should of just sat there and been mad babe..she sky priority af🤭
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@samsanders Keeping a drawer full of fast food condiments/straws in the kitchen 🤷🏾‍♂️
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no more annoying H*rvard students PLEASE #Survivor46
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This episode focusing on birthdays because that’s the only time folks after a certain age have time to link up…. #InsecureSeriesFinale #insecure
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“Mad Men is the best show ever!” 30 Rock:
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@TheFilmUpdates No “slut shaming”? No “catfights”??
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@itskeyon Sí 💅
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@KhadiDon
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If someone says the N word. Be the bigger person and beat they ass.
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From Donatella herself:
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@cuddapotato 🧜🏾‍♀️🎤🎶“Love to explore the shore up abooooOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE “🎶 *hand reaches up* *orchestra cuts off* me:
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nah yeah Roman’s done for me after tonight I can’t #Succession
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Jake tonight so far: 1) Forgot his keys 2) Went full object impermanence on that missing tower piece 3) Told Austin about his idol #Survivor45
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old school BB6 was so real, Janelle and Beau got into one of the best fights ever and they’re still besties IRL #BB24
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@MATTxDUNNELS Pop Lock and Drop It in those tight ass fits too 😂
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@paperssil Brokeback Mountain (2005)
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@theesudani millennials stopped fucking with nicotine and then the tobacco companies said let’s make it cotton candy flavored 💀💀💀
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Your idol has the most impact… WHEN YOU DONT TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT #Survivor45
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