I remember this boy at the gas station told me and my friend “say sweetie, it’s bouta get busy round here yall can get yall pretty asses back in the car” 😂😂😂
Supa really was a single mother, living in an apartment, working as a maid FIVE YEARS AGO. Today she’s pregnant, engaged, living in a 6 bedroom home, running a million dollar business.MOTIVATION!
TI got silvers! PERIOD!
Usher have old parents that don’t chastise him.
Neyo ask a lot of questions.
50 cent dirty and always want a hug.
Eminem don’t take naps.
Kanye West is a cry baby.
Kid Cudi has a lunch box.
Lil Wayne make guns outta LEGO’s.
Y’all really move outta town, just to come back to New Orleans for every major event and holiday just to complain, talk bad about the city and say you’re ready to leave. 😂😂😂
That’s why y’all relationships be crumbling after a few years, cause you didn’t build a friendship first. You just started sucking dick and calling him bae!
One day me and my man went to a restaurant and the waitress kept flirting with him. He told her “I’m paying for the meal but my girl has your tip money” then proceeded to report her to HR. She’s fired and homeless and we’re so blessed.
#LieLikeAshley
Y’all he went through the garage around to the front door and rang the bell... when we opened it he was on his knees and came through the door like that! 😂😂😂
One day my man ate my hot pocket and right before I was about to knock his teeth out his mouth, he grabbed my hands and said “baby let’s pray before we go to Walmart”. I caught the Holy Ghost.
#LieLikeAshley
People really be forgetting the times you put money in their pocket, food in their mouths, a roof over their head and became their taxi! They get on their feet and FORGET! Then start talking stupid as if you owe them something!
Cream corn is for corn and rice.
Cream corn is for corn and rice.
Cream corn is for corn and rice.
Cream corn is for corn and rice.
Cream corn is for corn and rice.
Cream corn is for corn and rice.
Cream corn is for corn and rice.
If I block you then later when I calm down I call u like nothing happened, you better act like nothing happened too. I don’t like explaining why I’m dramatic 😭
A nigga will cheat on you 242426627 times... u like another nigga picture and he’s on the phone with his mama asking GOD what did he do to deserve a lying, cheating, trifling whore! 😂😂😂😂😂
You ever let somebody get away with lying because you really don’t feel like breaking down what they said/did to prove that you know they’re lying? 😂
I do it all the time.
I want a man that I can call for ANYTHING! A real Mr. GetShitDone!
If something happens, he’s coming. If something breaks, he can fix it. THATS the nigga ima fold you hoes up behind! Y’all be wanting to fight for niggas who can’t even change ya tire! 🤦🏻♀️
People really think saying my kids are hardly home is an insult to me.. baby the girls spend 2 days with their grandma, 2 days with their dad and 3 days with me! AND WE ALL ARE HAPPY ABOUT THAT! 😂
At 15-16 I believed almost whatever a nigga told me, especially when I was talking to dudes older than me. So imagine how manipulative an almost 30 y/o man can be to a high schooler!
I’m all for rekindling friendships because if I call you my friend then I truly love you and would never want us to fall out... but some of you bitches have surely torn ya drawls with me and I wouldn’t talk to you again if you was the last pussy to party with on earth! 🙃
That he was by his sister house and she was frying fish and the smell was giving him a headache so he was going to sleep and would call me tomorrow…
It was 5:45pm.
Just like pedophiles have to register as sex offenders even after they do the time, Special Ed students should have to register as something after high school so people know 😭
Niggas always asking do girls pay for shit for their man! Baby there’s a “trick off to him” button at the back of our coochie... ya dick gotta be able to reach it!
The thing is, people can’t hide their jealousy forever. When your light bothers someone it’ll eat away at them from the inside out. They don’t even be aware of how jealous and miserable they appear to others.