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A small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden #dysgwr #DOUBEDOUBE

Swansea
Joined June 2024
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@ycontbach
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Welsh, Scottish and Irish fans
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The traditional derby day breakfast. The McWine
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💜💙
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Drunk
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Cosplaying as a girl
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2 months
Why the fuck do Cardiff do the swim away back at us?
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3 months
Fuck England, fuck Jordan Pickford and fuck Jordan Pickfords stupid fucking barnet
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🤓
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I urge any Welsh who assume the English taking over us and stopping us from speaking welsh was hundreds and hundreds of years ago to spend just 5 minutes looking into how recently it happened again
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Tories = out Rob Page = out England = out Ex boyfriend = out My tits = out
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The start of the disappointment 🦢
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Off to the gym for an hour before the stress starts 🦢
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2 months
I'm being boring this weekend, so here's a photo of me being social to pretend I am
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@ycontbach
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I'm not wearing trainers
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I'm always grateful for the days my body can manage exercise without major injury #hEDS #EhlersDanlosSyndrome
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Swonz
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One last photo before Stoke get some dodgy decision that costs us the game and I throw myself in the tawe
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Rimmer
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Stunning scenery
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SHE'S A WHORE
@give_me_caffine
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Remember when a mug rattled a whole fanbase? A mug FFS 😂
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Nos da Cymru 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 cysgwch yn dda
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Y mwmbwls yn y nos
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Enjoy the moose knuckle
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2 hours in the gym with a hangover 😵‍💫🤢
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@marchamjack Keep him away from children
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@ycontbach
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2 months
I've spent the entire day with less life in me than a wanked cock 🥱
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@ycontbach
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3 months
Now Paul, we want you to sign a 26 year old that only turned pro this year
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San Portablo have made my life complete with this jacket. I've been obsessing over it for months
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Same team, same pub, 10 years apart, duck shrunk
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Michael Duff wears swimming armbands in the bath
@BBCWYS
BBC Sport West Yorkshire
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🗣️ “If there was a magic wand I’d be sitting on a beach in the Maldives!” Huddersfield Town head coach Michael Duff on how he is trying to “fix” the confidence of his players ahead of Saturday’s Yorkshire derby with Barnsley. #HTAFC | #BBCFootball | #BBCEFL
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@ycontbach
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This photo has just come up on the dreaded Facebook memories and not one person has called me a bloke because of the sign behind me. Disappointing really
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This jacket is my entire personality
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2 months
Amazon just recommended bondage gear to me So this is where my life has ended up
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3 months
How do their families let them get away with being such insufferable cunts? My family would batter me for this
@gareth1975g
🔻Gareth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇵🇸🇱🇧
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When I thought life couldn’t get any better 😂😂😂 cry me a river.
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3 months
I once got hacked but instead of conning me they tried to take a strange woman some cookies and a little tree
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I'm very tired and need entertaining. Please photoshop the toilet out of this and replace it with something more amusing. Thanks
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10 days
Taxi for one 😉
@SwansOfficial
Swansea City AFC
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Swansea City announces today that sporting director Paul Watson has left the club after nearly a year and half in the role.
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Moody cont
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On holiday with a mate that also has ADHD. We haven't left the UK yet and we've taken 3 wrong turnings in the car and had to leg it to the gate in the airport as they were shouting for last call. Wish us luck
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@ycontbach
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Ooooo naughty Paul Watson has been a dirty dog then. I can't say I'm shocked
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3 months
Be happy fucking fucking Friday Ding ding
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Paris is a shithole. No amount of fancy lighting will convince me otherwise
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@custard71 Don't worry about your terminal illness, Susan has put a lovely quote up from B&M
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@ycontbach
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My head went over it being my dad's anniversary so deactivated all SM and now I'm back here it's not showing anyone I follow or if anyone follows me. Please let me know if I'm visible or just shouting into the abyss
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@ycontbach
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2 months
Sadly, this top is no longer with us. Tassles everywhere mun
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Living off rice and beans for the month but I've got tickets for oasis, the howlers and catfish and the bottlemen 🙌
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Cardiff fans saying the Westcross badge looks like Stone Island #getthebadgein
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💜💙
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I didn't jump
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The Mel Nurse bar is class. I've got no chance of seeing my seat in second half this season
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4 months
If you were on my old account please make yourselves known. Gonna be a ball ache trying to remember you all
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@ycontbach
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Quack
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If Nathan Toblerone scores on Sunday the swans Instagram page will crash
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@ycontbach
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My old man wanted to get up and walk out of the hospital 😢 the first anniversary is very soon and he's all I can think about
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That sudden surge of energy right before a sick person passes away is very confusing. Can’t explain it.
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Ooo look at me I saw the stones in America
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This jacket got a few looks tonight
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It's not looking like I'm making it back to my seat much this season #Swanseatilhalftime
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@fac2527 OK Steve
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Clinging on to my Miami tan
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My old man has been dead nearly a year and he's just signed up for pre-sale #liveforever
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Foos 🤘
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The Ronnie Wood art is up. I need more wall
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3 months
Imagine a Spain v England final. Winner keeps Jay Slater
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End of school year will see the most dead inside people posting their kids school reports that nobody gives a flying fuck about. Please only post them if they're entertaining, like this letter we had home about my nephew
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@ycontbach
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3 months
Every day I get closer to setting up an Indonesian onlyfans wearing a Nathan Tjoe-a-on top. They are insane
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I returned to welsh classes tonight after a year off, and it took my cat just 32 minutes to introduce his bumhole to strangers via zoom
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2 months
I've gone 3 whole days without a migraine or trigeminal neuralgia 🙌 the last 3 weeks have made me want to do away with myself. Let's hope the swans don't bring them back
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Prydferth 😍
@ordinarybhoy
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2 years today seen the passing of Queen Elizabeth II…
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Lots of new faces on this new account that won't understand me making out I'm a bit of a tart is just my self deprecating humour
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He just gets it 😍
@SwansOfficial
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🗣️ "There's a lot to celebrate. There's a lot of good work done in the academy and there has been for years." 💫 The gaffer on tomorrow's fixture being dedicated to celebrating the work done by @swans_academy 🖤🤍
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@ycontbach
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It's what Paul Watson does to ours
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Paul Watson pays full price at DFS
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Also please share x
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If you were on my old account please make yourselves known. Gonna be a ball ache trying to remember you all
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Oh shit off
@SkyNews
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BREAKING: The mother of British teenager Jay Slater who was found dead on holiday in Tenerife has asked for more donations to help give him "the send-off he deserves" ⬇️ Read more
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Just spotted Paul Watson leaving a car dealership with just an air freshener and a pack of car mats
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Ordered 💜 ro'n i'n hapus I weld y siop clwb yn gymraeg ar-lein. Da iawn
@SwansOfficial
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Shop the Swansea City 2024-25 third kit now, in-store and online 🛍️
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The railway has a book club
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Within an hour of being home from holiday I was pricing up flights to go away again. I've decided I need to meet someone who lives somewhere hot and have an excuse to fuck off regularly
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@ycontbach
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Getting the recognition we deserve 👏
oh to be a white woman with a huge natural rack in 2024
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I can't remember the last time I laughed this much after a game
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Awful to hear about Michael Duff. Nothing had happened to him, it's just awful to hear about him
@secondtierpod
Second Tier podcast
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On this day in 2004… 🗓️ Burnley signed Michael Duff! He cost just £30,000 and would go onto make 383 appearances over 12 years! 👏👏 #TwitterClarets
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Where my grandparents met ❤️ my grandfather was a bouncer
@BBCWalesNews
BBC Wales News
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Swansea's once derelict Palace Theatre is set to reopen this summer following completion of a £10m overhaul of the 140-year-old building
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It doesn't matter what style of dress I buy, put it on my body and I look like a whore. I give up. I'm embracing the whore
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I've been told my mumbles look lovely so that's what they're called from now on. Mumbles
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I'm very grateful that I had sense to put myself to bed before midnight. Lovely to escape a hangover
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Tbf I'd have Alex Brooker in goal over Fisher
@IanMitchelmore
Ian Mitchelmore
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Swansea are closing in on a deal to sign goalkeeper Lawrence Vigouroux on a permanent deal from Burnley. Deal could be completed during the club's pre-season tour in Austria this week. #Swans
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Oi oi to the bechgen
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I've got this in every colour
@shirtsthtgohard
shirts that go hard
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I've realised my new reed diffuser is a lot like Dior Sauvage so my house smells like I'm being lied to and cheated on by a narcissist
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@SwansOfficial Brilliant. The whole of the East Stand should be named after him
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Swans drinking game for the season - have a shot every time a long kick doesn't work
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I bought another jacket to cheer myself up. It was either that or heroin
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I can picture my old man's daft face telling this one ❤️
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I'll never feel bad for outing wronguns. You can't demand to turn up at a woman's house without even getting to know her. I speak to a lot of men who are all lovely but you just get the odd one you can see is a danger
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The sex people have found my new account
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I had a few days away from this cursed app and spent it laughing at this
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I still forward funny videos and memes off my dad's phone to a couple of his mates and they send some back knowing it's me on his phone. They like to keep that connection with him. One of them just sent a wedding video where the bride whips the grooms cock out and gobbles it
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I'm in bed completely off my face and replying to DMs. Send then at your peril
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If Harry Kane signed for the swans, Cardiff would win a double
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