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@yalaahwe

4 years

In an Arab households if you laugh while being sick, you are no longer sick

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@yalaahwe

2 years

middle eastern sushi

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@yalaahwe

8 years

I THINK PEOPLE SOMETIMES FORGET THAT CELEBRITIES CAN SUFFER FROM DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY. JUSTIN IS NO DIFFERENT THAN US, HE IS HUMAN.

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@yalaahwe

3 years

arab guys call you “albi” then proceed to give you heart problems

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@yalaahwe

5 years

The ultimate Arab problem: Do you give three kisses or two???

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@yalaahwe

4 years

“You’re the only girl I talk to” His DMs:

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@yalaahwe

5 years

Non Arabs: hey Jake why don’t you let me pay the bill today, my little treat Arabs: I swear on my unborn children and my father’s grave that if you pay this bill today I will never speak to you again

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@yalaahwe

9 years

Dear whoever is reading this, you're beautiful and someone out there is crazy about you. So smile. Life is too short to be unhappy💫

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@yalaahwe

4 years

CAN I GET A MABROOK! I GOT MY FIRST JOB OFFER!!

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@yalaahwe

4 years

“You don’t look Arab” Arabs: 👱🏼‍♀️ 👨🏼‍🦰 👩🏻‍🦱 👩🏾‍🦱 👳🏽 👱🏻 🧑🏾‍🦱 🧑🏼‍🦰 👩🏻‍🦳 👩🏽 👨🏼 👨🏽‍🦲 👩🏿 👳🏾‍♂️ 👨🏼‍🦱 👴🏾 🧕🏻 👳🏽‍♂️ 👳🏾 🧔🏿 🧑🏾‍🦳 👱🏽 👨🏽‍🦱 👩🏻‍🦰 👶🏼 👩🏾 🧑🏿‍🦱 👩🏼‍🦱 👨🏾‍🦳 👳🏻‍♀️ 🧑🏿‍🦲 👨🏼‍🦲 👧🏻 🧕🏾 🧒🏼 👴🏾 👵🏽 👩🏼‍🦲 🧔🏽 🧓🏽

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@yalaahwe

3 years

THIS IS INCREDIBLY INDESCRIBABLE I LOST WORDS. MORE GLAMOUR THAN IN DISNEY MOVIES! I’VE NEVER BEEN THIS PROUD OF EGYPT BEFORE! #GoldenParade

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@yalaahwe

4 years

A human heart costs $442,000 and I gave you mine for free ya ebn el kalb

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@yalaahwe

8 years

LET ME BLESS YOUR EARS WITH JUSTINS' NEW SONG✨

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@yalaahwe

3 years

No one: Arab mums at a restaurant: “I can make this better at home”

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@yalaahwe

4 years

“You don’t look Egyptian” Wenta mal omak

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@yalaahwe

3 years

Egyptians right now 🇪🇬

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@yalaahwe

3 years

In egypt we don’t say “time to leave” we say “menawareen ya gama3a” and I think that’s beautiful.

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@yalaahwe

5 years

Egyptian: English:

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@yalaahwe

4 years

arabic flirting but in english- a thread

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@yalaahwe

5 years

Me: Mama do you want me to help you? Mama: No habibty Me: ok Mama: Mama: Mama: Mama: Mama: Mama: Mama: Mama: Mama: Mama: “When I die. Then you will realise”

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@yalaahwe

3 years

Arab parents: “you got mail”

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@yalaahwe

7 years

This world is a disgusting place to live in. My prayers and thoughts are with the families of the victims. #PrayForEgypt

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@yalaahwe

4 years

my arab parents when I couldn’t translate some government documents when I was in third grade

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@yalaahwe

8 years

MY BABY HAS GROWN UP SO FAST 😢 #HappyBirthdayJustinBieber

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@yalaahwe

4 years

you just had to be there

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@yalaahwe

8 years

"Justin Bieber doesn't love his beliebers"

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@yalaahwe

3 years

عمو جمعة

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@yalaahwe

11 months

President Biden

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The United States stands with the people of Israel.

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@yalaahwe

4 years

In an Arab household, if you smile at your phone, it automatically means you’re in a relationship.

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@yalaahwe

3 years

what’s funny about the egyptian dialect?

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@yalaahwe

4 years

insults in arabic are too powerful english could NEVER

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@yalaahwe

5 years

You ever look at an exam question and be like: ⠀ وت دا فق إز ذيس

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@yalaahwe

4 years

Can y’all pray for my mum! She’s suffering from shoutfornodamnreason syndrome

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@yalaahwe

4 years

A relationship should be 50/50, he calls me hayati, and I call him hayawan

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@yalaahwe

3 years

All I want is "سفر" but all I got is "suffer"

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@yalaahwe

5 years

Arab parents don’t apologise. They suddenly start acting nice.

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@yalaahwe

4 years

I JUST GRADUATED WITH A FIRST CLASS HONOURS YOU GUYS😭🎊👩🏻‍🎓

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@yalaahwe

4 years

Egyptian men make me cringe

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@yalaahwe

5 years

Inshallah Inshall Insha Ins I I’m I’m no I’m not c I’m not com I’m not coming

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@yalaahwe

5 years

arab parents just like to walk into your room to look at you and then leave

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@yalaahwe

3 years

Y’all ever notice??

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@yalaahwe

4 years

Arab parents be like “you never talk to us” but when you do talk to them they start yelling

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@yalaahwe

8 years

"How old are you Justin?" "I'm 14" #HappyBirthdayJustinBieber

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@yalaahwe

4 years

Arab dads belong at work. All they do is cause trouble at home.

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@yalaahwe

4 years

u think u can hurt my feelings? i have egyptian parents

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@yalaahwe

3 years

I don’t need therapy I just need a one year vacation to Egypt

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@yalaahwe

5 years

Concider the fact that maybe God closed that door because He knows you are worth so much more.

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@yalaahwe

5 years

*Opens exam paper*

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@yalaahwe

3 years

if you can drive in Egypt, you can do anything

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@yalaahwe

4 years

Say. It. Louder. For. The. 3mos and Khaltos. In. The. Back.

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@yalaahwe

5 years

When mama calls me to check up on me when I’m in Uni

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@yalaahwe

5 years

Egyptians be like: 7:30 - Coming 8:30 - Around the corner 10:30 - Here habibi

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@yalaahwe

4 years

When I crack a joke in front of my parents but it resulted in a serious conversation

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@yalaahwe

5 years

If you don’t have anything nice to say, say it in arabic

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@yalaahwe

4 years

Arabs saying “Bye” a hundred times at the front door yet still manage to start another conversation right after

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Bomboclaat

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4 years

Y’all my 8 year old sister wrote me a letter bc I moved out 😭🥺

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4 years

I can drink 3 cups of coffee and go straight to bed and that’s just one example of what is fundamentally wrong with me as a person

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@yalaahwe

4 years

I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary and loud noise

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5 years

@SynSuzy Why y’all talking about how hijab is a choice and then when someone decides to take it off y’all attack her??

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@yalaahwe

4 years

I’m either ta3bana or ga3ana

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@yalaahwe

5 years

Nobody: Every arab Mom:

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@yalaahwe

3 years

do you guys ever think about how intense arabic music lyrics are

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@yalaahwe

4 years

She’s giving me Haifa Wehbe vibes

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@yalaahwe

4 years

Arabic pet names for your significant other are so cute. Like he’ll call you habibti, hayati, 3omry, 3ni, albi. Then the girl will call him habibi, gazma, shipship, zebala, hayawan, kelb. So cute 😩

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@yalaahwe

5 years

leaving ALL of my exam study to the night before

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@yalaahwe

8 years

FOR THOSE WHO MISSED IT, RT TO SAVE A LIFE

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@yalaahwe

1 year

arabs are late to everything except the airport

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@yalaahwe

3 years

If I hear one more “3obalek” I will punch a tant

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@yalaahwe

3 years

Arab dads belong at work. All they do is cause trouble at home.

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@yalaahwe

4 years

I’m on my way! ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

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@yalaahwe

4 years

Only Arabs will say “Bye” a hundred times yet still manage to start another conversation right after

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4 years

Online lectures for the next two weeks

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@yalaahwe

4 years

Is it just my dad or do all arab dads watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast with no concern for anyone else in the house?

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@yalaahwe

5 years

Since it’s exam season

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@yalaahwe

3 years

having a big age gap between you and your siblings is so funny I’m 23 and I fight with a 9 year old everyday

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@yalaahwe

8 years

am I the only one who thinks this is way better than the original song I mean seriously I love this

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@yalaahwe

3 years

Crossing the streets in Egypt is a skill

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4 years

She literally named every Coptic guy we know😂

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3 years

flirting in arabic is so much more attractive than flirting in any other language lol don’t @ me

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@yalaahwe

5 years

HAPPY NEW YEAR

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@yalaahwe

4 years

seriously tho if there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why are there no hot chocolate trucks in the winter?

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@yalaahwe

5 years

🇬🇧: Good morning 🇫🇷: Bonjour 🇪🇸: Buenos dias 🇮🇹: Buongiorno 🇪🇬:

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@yalaahwe

8 years

HE LOOKS SO GOOD #MTVStarsJustinBieber

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3 years

arab mothers seriously need to stop babying their sons & start raising some real men

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5 years

I’M SCREAMING 😂😂

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@yalaahwe

5 years

Wallahy arabs use more perfume than they use their brains

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@yalaahwe

4 years

How the hell are you all finding the love of your life 5 times a year? I can’t even find the will to live

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@yalaahwe

5 years

does ur heart ever just go 🦋 💓 💓 🦋 💓 🦋 💓 🦋 ma7shi 🦋 💓 💓 🦋 🦋 💓

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8 years

"Son of a bitch" 😂

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3 years

Can’t believe it’s almost 2022, time flies when your life is zift

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5 years

Me when i see a haram scene with my parents

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@yalaahwe

4 years

The 5 stages of an Arab saying goodbye: 1. the initial goodbye 2. the goodbye in the kitchen 3. the goodbye in the living room 4. the goodbye in the doorway 5. the goodbye while you’re sitting in the car with the engin running and they’re still talking

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@yalaahwe

5 years

Egyptians are so late to everything, we celebrate Christmas 2 weeks later than the rest of the world.

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@yalaahwe

3 years

why is gas not on sale today??

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@yalaahwe

4 years

Arabs offering to pay the bill

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Bomboclaat

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the level of “wenta mal omak” i’ve reached this year is honestly inspiring

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@yalaahwe

5 years

Do y’all ever listen to someone and think شات أب

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@yalaahwe

3 years

eating healthy is so difficult when you’re egyptian🥲

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