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@xvovclai

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No he vivido una vida muy plena. Solo espero arreglar todo y reconciliar mis errores aunque ella me suelte

Nottingham, England
Joined November 2022
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@xvovclai
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7 months
@OloriOfOloris You guys are giving and recieving oral sex?😟
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@xvovclai
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@OloriOfOloris Concoction rice dey bang around 1:30am
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@xvovclai
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@ronniebee3 That was your compound?????? Omgoodness!!!! Wtf, I was like 5yrs old...this world is really small😂😂
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@xvovclai
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@OloriOfOloris Maybe I'm getting old, but I don't like dramatic women..I don't like stress. Occasionally there can be conflict of emotions and expression, but making dramatic display of expression - especially when querying for attention - your whole persona, can be kinda annoying
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@xvovclai
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@tnmejjanur Can someone explain to me how this led to Argentina winning the world cup
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@xvovclai
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3 months
I dislike agreeing with this guy...
@ThaBoyYom
YOM🗣️
3 months
- If you don’t spend on your Girl, another Man will Babes: “This is so true” - If you don’t take care of her, there are Men in her DM willing to Babes: “Like dyg ?… Periodt!” - If you don’t cook for him, another Woman will collect him Babes: “The only thing that can keep a
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@xvovclai
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1 year
How embarrassing it is to come here without proper knowledge of the bibles teaching just to say things to support your feelings
@Dreadful4Tymes
Swank Sintara
1 year
Jesus never mentioned homosexuality once…if you’re a follower of Christ or a “Christian” you ain’t get homophobia/transphobia from him. That’s all you.
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@iamrenike 😂😂😂 I'm so glad I'm not lack toes and toddler ants
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@xvovclai
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9 months
A similar incident happened to me recently. We took matter into our own hands. I was over at my parents and after a long ass day everyone was obviously tired and off to bed. 11pm in the night and the church just beside the house, literally sharing a fence was drumming loud..
@TheCakeChancery
Ibadan Baker (NIKE)
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Guys, please help me Retweet this aggressively, my tired is tired at this point and I’m not even joking .. This was me at 1:32am this midnight , no one is saying the church shouldn’t hold their service, making this much noise knowing so well there are houses few steps away from
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@xvovclai
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I hate to do this, but there is a correlation..If you agree that marriages can be ended on a whim, say as simple as "I'm not doing again" meaning you can marry as many times as you want an pull out whimsically, then you should agree that anyone can date, propose and call off
@____abiodun____
abiodun
4 months
So we are all aligned, this means this tweet was boneheaded?
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@OloriOfOloris Ejor, how this one take be sapa?
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@PeterzTee @MikaelCBernard Actually, it's 6000 years, not 6 million
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@xvovclai
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2 years
@iamvinicius_snr Storyline 8/10 Setting 7.1/10 Acting 7.8/10 Visuals 6.3/10 Plot 7.3/10 Total 7.3/10 I'd give it a 7.8/10 Chidi Mokeme carried this movie
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@xvovclai
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5 months
If you have doubts about your child, do the DNA test without anyone's knowledge unless the results compells you to.
@OloriOfOloris
Olori🍒
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To be honest, if I ever use my body to carry your child and you ask for a DNA test, I will give you the test results and your divorce papers.
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@xvovclai
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7 months
Not interested in whatever back and forth you guys are having, but there has to be demand first before supply. It's basic economics.
@ButterBibi
HOT LEGS BIBI🙄
7 months
If you stop supplying, will there be any need to demand? In simpler terms, if you stop doing business and you pack up, will you still have customers? Tell your babes to stop supplying. It’s very simple. Ire o ore.
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@xvovclai
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@OloriOfOloris Whatever is going on in their marriage is nobody's business really. Who knows what she's been putting up with. She should've just ignored and went on sha instead of posting all these comments, but I know that might be hard to do too considering what people are saying.
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@xvovclai
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@ughtrauma @KEKANALMETA Kelani? No no no🙆🏽‍♂️
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@xvovclai
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10 months
This woman received 18 consecutive L's but still refused to give up...
@DaDollWay2
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A cat is better than sharing a baby. I told u u got it and u still talking. Wifey anit make breakfast yet??
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@xvovclai
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I'd just carry all the loudspeaker in the house(they are extremely loud, owambe type of loud) and just face it to the church and play dark metal for 4hrs straight. Make we see who Sabi crase pass.
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@OloriOfOloris Why are you even responding to this...I'd be to irritated to even continue posting 😖
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@xvovclai
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@midoriibug I need you to be my sugar mommy and send me $200🥹
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@xvovclai
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2 years
I just lost access to all my accounts..all..I'm literally in tears... @xhethorical_ is my original account and I can't even log in.
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@xvovclai
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I remember one time I think him and Donsoj(I've forgotten his handle) almost won an equivalent of billions in naira from horce racing, but one horse ddnt deliver.
@Optimus_Dracula
Mr Junior Ebong🧛‍♂️
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It’s not new to him. If you knew him during the Horse racing days you go know say, this one na small this. 1XBET felt serious impact from @_spiriituaL
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This is in...
@Optimus_Dracula
Mr Junior Ebong🧛‍♂️
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N5K TO N50K IN TWO BETS ⚽️ BET 1 ✅DON’T HAVE A @22bet_official ACCOUNT?? SIGN UP HERE👉 PROMO CODE - OPTIMUS
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@xvovclai
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@OloriOfOloris It can happen. Your daily routine might start taking a toll on your sexual relationship and you might start losing interest. But if that lack of interest stays too long, there might be a problem and you both might need to get help. Or try spice things up by being spontaneous.
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@xvovclai
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@laylaurenn1 There'd goat, lamb, duck, turkey, ram, deer...or you could switch to seafood, there's a large variety in that space. If you want something exotic, try alligator or tortoise meat or snake meat...
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@xvovclai
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@hamster_kombat I need assistance...my hamster isn't opening. I've been unable to access my account for a while now. Help?
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@xvovclai
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@orgasmdotng Pussy can be so fictitious...pussy is so undefeated
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@xvovclai
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@h_abibah @jacksaint101 @terrificprodig1 There's a right time to find out of the baby is yours? Or if you're getting cheated on?
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@xvovclai
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I went back to off it, called vigilante and they came to back me up.. called boys on the street and we cut their wires. If you see how the members were raining curses on me lmao😂😂😂...the landlord association came to back me and my dad. This went on till 1am.
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@xvovclai
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1 year
@JustinUg_ Just switched to light mode and damn... This is awful. Who uses light mode on Twitter? They should delete light mode.
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@xvovclai
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5 months
...how about you don't make sister's with such sisters instead of policing them on how they dress in your house.🤷🏽‍♀️
@ThaBoyYom
YOM🗣️
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@Justejumola I feel it's just hypocrisy when you frown at this because you know the type of sister you have, how they dress and what they wear to a family house. So why expect something different?
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@OloriOfOloris @MissYanfe No way...is she really dead? Not coma or anything, like actual dead dead!!!???? Cuz I dey try reach her but it's not going though
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@Optimus_Dracula Life It escaped, killing almost all of them if I remember correctly and in the end, found it's way to earth
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@FolaLagos How...how does that even work
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@xvovclai
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2 months
@MissYanfe Yanfe, abeg reply this tweet. It's xan...it's me... please come online abeg
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@xvovclai
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@OloriOfOloris @anthonystilldey @DxnHenzzy Just got the 100k alert 🙈🙈 you're the best!
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@xvovclai
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@OloriOfOloris @OlayinkaSuraj Sometimes, it might. Why not communicate your intentions properly instead of being dramatic because you want attention. Sometimes it might be telling of what type of experiences you've had that you chose excusing communicating for being dramatic. Trauma response, maybe?
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@OloriOfOloris No no no.. it's not that they want you to do chores early in the morning, no. They want you to do chores WHENEVER they want you to do the chores. It cannot be on your own terms 😂😂
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@xvovclai
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@royzkingin Which new testament talk say Jesus is God in human form? Jesus wey by himself talk say en be the son of God? Abii these ones no dey read bible?
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@xvovclai
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Omo.. people no sabi read. How was he justifying the burning of public properties here? Are you guys dumb?
@GRVlagos
Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour
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You see how a power drunk leadership has pushed a peaceful protest in to guerilla type war. Can the army be everywhere at a time , you have 11million youth in Lagos, you thought they will just run and hide?? with all the unemployment and poverty you lot created. #EndSARS
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@xvovclai
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@Officialchike Despite everything that's happened, I'll still listen to your music. I like your sound and that's all that matters...
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I miss seeing your face on my tl.. unfortunately I lost my original account
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@xvovclai
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@OloriOfOloris You like controversy 😂😂
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@OloriOfOloris The guest would sort themselves out..you might offer to pay half of their accomodation, but usually the only people fully catered for are direct family members. Guest sort themselves out. The reason people opt for destination weddings is because they don't wake a crowd
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@xvovclai
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@FunmiKolz I started hearing only recently that it could have been jazzed
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@xvovclai
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Anytime they want. It should even be more acceptable to do the latter than the earlier because unlike pre-marital relationships, marriage is levels higher in required commitment.
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@OloriOfOloris @Knoirbabee Do you have the ingredients? No be when person come now, na indomie go dey...
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@xvovclai
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@OloriOfOloris Actually, if you check the statistics, and I urge you to do, men are more likely to be victims of homicide than women are. Nonetheless, it's men who are the perpetrators. But it doesn't mean men are safer either.
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@allohhhh Goooooood mythical morning!
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1 year
Who has $75 they aren't using?
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The Bully in Charge is a fantastic manhwa...I highly recommend
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@Vanta___ Brooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....I realized I really like pastel and neutrals....who would've guessed
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@xvovclai
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@buduchaan When life gives you lemons, you buy watermelons and make two cups of orange juice...
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@xvovclai
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8 months
Please who's the camera man?
@NalaThokozane
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Mad respect to this brother ❤️🙏 There are good men out there!
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@Mr_Junior_Ebong This is clean, but it reminds me of something else 😂😂, not to sound offensive.
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@xvovclai
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@OloriOfOloris @enyichioma_ Omo abeg, not this night please 😂😂😂
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@calmszzn
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Haven't kissed anyone this month.🙂
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@xvovclai
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Person wey lack comprehension dey tell another person saying dem lack comprehension 🤣🤣🤣
@uzoart
Uzo Njoku
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@blackpriestcj I can’t go back and forth if you’re going to lack reading comprehension
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@Optimus_Dracula I don drop car for house. Thank God for solar inverter. I never buy fuel for over two weeks now😂😂😂
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@xvovclai
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1 year
Getting a standing ovation for all your performances but no golden buzzer. Tuff
@_orsteen
𝕆ℝ𝕊𝕋𝔼𝔼ℕ💉
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Kane trying to win a trophy with Spurs, England, and Bayern
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@ireallylikesuga Let this be the first and last time dear 😂😂😂
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@xvovclai
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@OloriOfOloris I Sabi this one at least😂
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@xvovclai
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8 months
I need a season 2 for Carol and the end of the world😭😭😭😭😭
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@xvovclai
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@Fhavourlay1 @MistaFelix_ Lightening doesn't strike the same place twice
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@xvovclai
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1 year
The only people I see defending this are Americans
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@xvovclai
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This is a very stupid tweet. Whoever brought this to my timeline is stupid too. You expect someone else's wedding to meet your expectations when you're not even contributing to it. Dem no even invite you. Go and do your own wedding cuz its giving poor.
@ImaniDH_
Mummy of London
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Nigerians have lavish weddings everyday so if millionaires and billionaires say they’re getting married my expectations are high 👀👀👀
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@xvovclai
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Yeah...over the years, it's been discipline. Especially when it comes to investments. Stick to what gives you results and stop chasing quick bucks. A steady profit is better than the expectations of huge rewards. Oh and also, no giveaways🤣🤣🤣
@Optimus_Dracula
Mr Junior Ebong🧛‍♂️
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Is there anyone here that I’ve truly influenced on anything over the years of knowing me on here? I’d like to know what I’ve influenced you on.
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You stupid idiot. Why then ddnt American states individual represent themselves at the Olympics if they are sooooo different?
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@OloriOfOloris @LavishLowela @uzoart Baabbeeee...likeee!!😂😂
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@xvovclai
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@OloriOfOloris If you had to rate it, 1-10, what would you give it. I made macaroni with corned beef recently and I can't believe I was missing out on this for a while.
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@StEvIe_Alo @JJKPerfectShots He's dead. The jujutsu sorcerers power is shape shifting and being able to use the strength of the person you shape shifted into
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@xvovclai
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6 months
Beautiful, beautiful lady. Absolutely stunning 🥰💕✨✨
@OloriOfOloris
Olori🍒
6 months
Trust a yoruba woman today 🌶️👍
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Nigerians, can you see how everyone close to the walkway is seated and not standing up taking videos and blocking everyone behind? Do better please!
@__ayo_n
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Happy Thick Thursday
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3 months
"Omo" encompasses a range of emotions, reactions and responses. No one English word can fully capture "omo"
@TundeTASH
‘Tunde Omotoye
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Please what’s the English expression for “Omo” ?
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@xvovclai
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@OloriOfOloris @yabaleftonline It's like it's only us they didn't propose to🥹
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@xvovclai
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How!!! Womens refractory period being so short is so not fair..how many guys can rub one out more than 3/4 times a day?
@wickedsous
Harl0t in Tech💗
1 month
Yep I’m a regular YK mule ever since I moved into my apartment 😭😭 Happy? Dj Sad? Dj Excited? Dj Exhausted? Dj Angry? Dj Hungry while waiting for water to boil? Dj
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4 months
@iamrenike You mean eba and okra soup...?
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6 months
@OloriOfOloris When you come to Lagos, tell me. I'd take you to beach parties😊
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@xvovclai
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5 months
I usually don't involve myself in celebrity drama, but this is an old ass photo fgs. You guys just like drama
Again???
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@xvovclai
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4 months
If you can call off marriage because you don't want to do it again as many times as you want, then you can call off a proposal because you don't want to do it again as many times as you want. That's if you agree with the earlier statement. Personally, I don't.
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@xvovclai
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1 year
@lohiii_ This future husband better be worth it😂😂
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@xvovclai
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2 months
Omg...omg my heart skipped a beat...for a second there I thought it was Maraji you were talking about
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@xvovclai
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1 month
@OloriOfOloris I need sum
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@xvovclai
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1 year
I believe you can spoil someone with 10k sha. Cuz to spoil someone means to indulge them, treat them with excessive kindness and generosity. In this economy, if someone gives you 10k no taxes or strings attached, that's alot oo. To me that's spoiling even if 10k isn't big money.
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@xvovclai
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20 days
Unless I'm expecting a call, I don't pick up calls from random numbers. The only exception is if you call me a second time in succession..call me once with a random number, I wouldn't pick. If it was an emergency, you'd dial it again. Call me stupid if you want.
@Lyriicalwizzy
Oaikhena 👑
20 days
This one is even better You see those people that don't pick calls from numbers not saved on their phones?? Stupid fools
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@xvovclai
闭嘴吧你这个蠢婊子
9 months
Probably still the best animated fight of the year imo
@Amanposting
Aman
9 months
Tengen The Chad 🫡🫡
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@xvovclai
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3 months
@Mrfizzy_10 Just because others have alot more to deal with on their plate, it doesn't mean I don't have my issues to contend with. Because someone random somewhere in the world is dealing with cancer, it doesn't mean I shouldn't feel down when I have malaria.
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@xvovclai
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3 months
Pizza....
@Dr_Pharouk
Dr Farouk
3 months
If 200k enters your account now, what is the first thing you are getting 👀👀
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@xvovclai
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4 months
@lathotteria He set a house on fire, displacing 9 families because he was mad his mom didn't let him go out and he should've gotten a "don't do that again" talk or what?? HE SET A HOUSE ON FIRE!!! WHAT IF SOMEONE DIED!!??
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@xvovclai
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3 months
Get both phones so whatever you need you get..
@Cartidise
Noah Cat
3 months
My hate for iOS still remains. Here are some of the features that I still find missing on iOS. Add yours below. 1. no partial screen recording 2. no guest mode/second user 3. no back gesture 4. camera settings are not in the camera app 5. app-specific volume control missing 6.
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@xvovclai
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1 year
@JustinUg_ Aye yoo.. this is too accurate wtf😂😂😂😂
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@xvovclai
闭嘴吧你这个蠢婊子
6 months
White rice with grilled chicken, salad(cabbage, carrot, corn and boiled diced boiled eggs) sauteed and slightly seasoned, no dressing.
@FolaLagos
Rodo
6 months
Nobody ???? I’ll pay for consultation 🥺
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@xvovclai
闭嘴吧你这个蠢婊子
6 months
@Vanta___ Yassss...I've been on about interior decor alot lately, my Pinterest don tire🤣🤣🤣
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@xvovclai
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8 months
This is a very foolish thing for a woman to do tbh. I've come to understand that people who truly value the bonds they have do not put too much of a strain on it. If you really love a person, you wouldn't do anything to jeopardize that relationship
@ThaBoyYom
YOM🗣️
8 months
“Unfortunately for Men, when we push you and you succumb to us, you automatically lose us”
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@xvovclai
闭嘴吧你这个蠢婊子
2 months
Somebody please tell me it's a lie abeg
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@xvovclai
闭嘴吧你这个蠢婊子
5 months
This is the only issue I have with you. Come lemme make plantains for you and change your mind my love🥺🥺
@OloriOfOloris
Olori🍒
5 months
Plantain in any form, shape or size will always be trash.
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@xvovclai
闭嘴吧你这个蠢婊子
6 months
If anything, you sure do know how to get engagements daily. It's fascinating.
@OloriOfOloris
Olori🍒
6 months
What’s your shallowest dating requirements?
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