🔥YALL this is my new novel: ATTACHED AT THE HIP! it's an adventure rom-com where our main character ends up on a survivor-esque reality show tethered to her old high school crush, competing together for a shot at a million dollars!
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WHY DOES BECK FROM "YOU" NOT HAVE BLINDS ON THE GIANT WINDOWS IN HER FIRST FLOOR APARTMENT THAT FACES THE STREETS OF NEW YORK. I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHY BECK. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
*has four books to finish in the next two weeks*
*pulls out computer and watches parenthood*
*pauses parenthood to type out this tweet*
*proofreads tweet fifty times*
*questions sanity*
YALL I AM IN FULL BLOWN PANIC ANXIETY MELTDOWN MODE AGAIN BUT BETTER COMES OUT TOMORROW. THE FIRST TOUR STOP IS TONIGHT I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO BUT ALSO I HAVE TO KEEP BREATHING AND IT'S TAKING SO MUCH CONCENTRATION. OMG OKAY I'M FINE THAT IS ALL.
My puppy Chandler Bing passed away at 13 today 🖤 Chanandler and I were bffs. Whenever I go back to Jersey the thing I look forward to most is seeing him, and I can't believe he won't be waiting in the window the next…
me 4 days ago: WTF IS 7 RINGS
3 days ago: *listens* *shrugs*
today: *prances around apartment yelling lyrics*
I WANT IT I GOT IT IT WANT IT I GOT I WANT IT I GOT IT I WANT IT I GOT IT
A young teenage girl with braces sat next to me on the plane today and asked me if it was my first time flying alone.
*dawww*
*do I look like a fetus today?*
Fellow White People, I know you keep hearing this but I just want to reinforce it: Educating ourselves right now is so, SO important. There is so much that we are never taught — because our ignorance of our own privilege and systemic oppression, reinforces white supremacy(cont.)
I've been listening to the Hamilton Soundtrack in the car for the first time in ages [but the millionth time in life] and damnit I'm crying on my way to buy a sandwich.
you know when you're in the last 25% of kingdom of ash and all your brain can do is kingdom of ash but the rest of you needs to do other work and you put the book down to do other work but all you actually do is stare into space feeling useless
It's so strange how the Netflix episodes of Friends have been edited down like they needed to be shortened for long commercials. BUT it's Netflix. THERE ARE NO COMMERCIALS. I've seen every ep on DVD so many times that it's jarring when ramdon scenes/jokes are just gone.
#butwhy
me: you have to read the Shadowhunter Academy books!
comments: do i have to read the Shadow Academy books
me: the Ghosts of the Shadow Market books are really important
comments: are the Ghosts of the Shadowhunter Market important
*finishes tower of dawn*
*immediately records Tower of Dawn booktalk*
*waits 4 hours*
*rewatches Empire of Storms booktalk*
*realizes I forgot a gazillion little details*
*why didn't I watch this before I recorded two hours worth of footage*