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@xshowerbeersx

5 years

The problem with pissing your pants as a bit is that no one will believe you

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3 years

job hunt is going great

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2 years

Just entered Quincy, MA and the color gradient shifted like when they go to Mexico in Breaking Bad

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2 years

“they/them pronouns confuse me” ok then explain this

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4 years

Some people’s favorite thing to do is be from Newton, MA

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7 months

famous movie actor

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7 months

This man has never been chill in his life. He’s a chilling larper

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7 years

me in MA: damn Massachusetts is- SIKE boy you THOUGHT I would disrespect the Great Commonwealth of Massachusetts, I was born on the Red Line, my dad is the Bunker Hill Monument, I fuckin bleed Sam Adams, I proposed with a 2004 World Series ring, I fought in the Revolution, Mark W

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4 years

Two years ago today I had to take a Freshly Canceled Louis CK’s order and I haven’t known peace since

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3 years

Boston is great, the two most fun things to do are: -walk around -look at and gesture angrily to condos that stand on the ground of locations that used to mean something to you

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6 years

@Cashner412 @g1ngerlocks @SanicGTGF @skelet0ns Please leave me and my family alone

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3 years

🗣VIBRATORS🗣SALT LAMPS🗣GLOW UP STARS YOU PUT ON YOUR CEILING🗣I’LL SELL WHATEVER🗣BANG MY LINE🗣

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3 years

Inside you there are 5 wolves

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2 years

Always wondered what it felt like on 9/11 when they didn’t know it was a terrorist attack until the second tower was hit, but then at work today I found one bathroom covered head-to-toe in piss, cleaned it, then found the next bathroom also covered head-to-toe in piss.

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2 years

The T finally installed The Sand. This is how you know it’s Summer in Boston!

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4 years

The Boston Globe saying the music scene in Boston is dead while never doing anything to help the venues taken from us by gentrification is real big “the only show I went to in Allston was Boston Calling” energy

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2 years

Inarguably a Boston Emotion

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Ben Affleck looks like he’s thinking about the best sandwich he ever ate in his life and then remembering that place closed down.

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4 years

From Franklin Park to Forest Hills, I didn’t see one. Not ONE cop kneel. Fuck your propaganda.

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4 years

Incredible display by @bostonpolice officers outside #Boston PD HQ. #BostonProtest

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2 years

He has neither the casual bravado of someone who habitually smokes in their own bed, nor the reverence and excitement for the rare pleasure of smoking cigs inside. He’s in the Uncanny Valley of indoor smoking, like only smoking cigs at frat parties.

alex 💭 ⁷

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2 years

he gives me the ick

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4 years

You ever just on the bus and you think “this one’s going too fast”?

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3 years

call her alfred the way she hitched to my cock

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8 months

@JakeWallinger Also when John Mulaney stopped writing. It was over!

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2 years

Everyone who lives in Seaport deserves this and I genuinely mean that

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3 years

Train empty? Cool if I get my pump on?

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4 years

The monolith popping up in Quincy and then being stolen in less than 24 hours is the most Quincy thing that could’ve happened

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2 years

St. John’s Prep of Danvers, MA has done the bulk of Catholic-on-Catholic Violence to the Irish in recent years

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@xshowerbeersx

6 years

I’ve always sought out twitter fame But not like this Never like this

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@g1ngerlocks @SanicGTGF @skelet0ns @xshowerbeersx YOOOOOO I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU BUT THIS IS FUNNY

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7 years

@theneedledrop All Eyez On B

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6 years

Why is the Red Line so iced out rn?

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3 years

Whole Squad Gay

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4 years

Dudes from the suburbs of Boston hit you up and say “I know a spot” but then just take you to Dick’s Last Resort in Faneuil Hall

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@xshowerbeersx

4 months

Lemonade kid asked me “regular or pink”. At $1 a cup, there might as well be options. That’s Somerville for you. Passed an old man wheeling in his barrels shirtless in jeans and chucks while Alex G type band is practicing on their porch while I’m typing this. Fruits of life etc

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@xshowerbeersx

4 years

Absolute W now do the rest of Faneuil Hall

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4 years

Dick's Last Resort closed for good last Sunday after fifteen years in Quincy Market at Faneuil Hall Marketplace.⁠

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3 years

@bugposting Huge if true

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1 year

Okay Cunt Seat Headrest !

microplastics impossible: ghost brotocol

@DiabolicalSpuds

1 year

Incredible new type of guy just dropped

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5 years

During sex don’t call me “daddy” call me “landlord”

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3 years

post-nut clarity got me Never Forgetting today

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4 years

I love it when Bostonians feign like they don’t know that the city’s image is racist when every Boston movie is about racist Irish and It*lians. Have you seen a Boston movie about Cape Verdean experience? Vietnamese? They’re all Markie Mark Cop Porn Movies.

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3 years

why would he go there

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4 years

Remember to vote @EdMarkey in September

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4 years

Your not from boston if youve never had this😂😂😂

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Using rosemary oil in my hair and now i smell like french fries from a New American restaurant that does things a little differently

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3 years

The South Shore has fallen

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Oh shit uhh yeah you can just toss all that in the back

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4 months

shes still going and this whole time has been effectively tweeting this, over and over

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3 years

Hit a dab pen way too hard at work and took off my glasses instead of my mask to eat my sandwich

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4 years

I have to be the Most Fuckable Person at dunks rn

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1 year

MGM Music Hall Fenway bravely answers the question: what if you had to go through airport security run by Emerson College freshmen so you can pay $20 for a domestic in a venue with two balconies but fewer bathrooms than a dive bar?

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1 year

shirt idea

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2 years

Charlie Baker when the T is past the falling-apart stage of collapse

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Baker: We could've just waited until Aug. 15 to announce this, but that would've been a bad idea, so people now have time to prepare. #mbta

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2 years

i’m Boston Sober (not starting every morning with an insane amount of bong rips anymore)

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2 years

Pitchfork office rn

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@GeordieGreep Aren’t you supposed to be interesting?

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10 months

Can’t wait to see how they handle the Boston Bussing Crisis

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Official poster for the ‘TED’ prequel series. Releasing January 11 on Peacock.

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Happy birthic- sorry, thic-sorry, thic-sorry, thic-sorry, thic-sorry, thic-sorry, thic-sorry, thic-sorry, thic-sorry, thic-sorry, thic-sorry

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3 years

No joke or anything creative but your fit and just overall look is absolutely wild

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Jill is a democrat, who waited for me to be the one to register her as a Republican. We met at the Orange County Registrar of Voters. -1 (🔵) +1 (🔴) = net gain of 2 Welcome to the Republican Party!

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people aren’t talking about food deserts enough

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I stand with Israel in defense of peace and security, and pray for a swift end to the bloodshed.

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Sure, why not @MBTA

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5 years

I’m gonna tell my kids this is Brad Pitt

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They live in Salem, Massachusetts

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2 years

Emerson Students aren’t Valid in the Greater Boston Canon

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4 years

Yes I became an e-baddie today, no you may not DM me. Please respect my privacy at this time

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4 years

What if guy in cow sweater but the green and orange one

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@GatorsDaily @Outback #DineUnder

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5 years

You’re in her DMs, I’m feeding her parsley out of a brown paper bag outside of the Allston McDonald’s. We are not the same.

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There is an 11 year old sitting on the platform at Quincy Center on a BMX vaping

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5 years

sorry im not him. sorry i’ll never be him.

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rent is going up😭

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6 years

I’m just now realizing that the closing of the Outback Steakhouse in Quincy coincides with when my parents’ marriage started going down the tubes

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We would be such good friends. Anyone who has watched The Departed with me knows how hard I go during that scene. Ayo if you are in town and watch to watch The Departed I’m in Brighton and my place has a large tv with surround sound. Ayo I have two mini fridges filled with good

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i’m crying at Ayo Edebiri’s review of The Departed

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guy fully decked out in celtics apparel next to me on the bus scrolling through his IG explore page that is only celtics memes and half-naked models and is sending every post he sees to a group chat. Cs in 7.

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doing molly at the Fat Cat in Quincy, Massachusetts

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I don’t know what will happen first, me coming out to my family about being queer or me coming out to my queer friends about loving the New England Patriots

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3 years

Roommates are mad that I’m eating all the ice cream sandwiches (6 in one day) but we all got the same 24 hours

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POV: you are a bug, but I do not squish you because you are both harmless and vital to the ecosystem, so I instead offer you The Boof

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HUGE street find today

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the male g-spot is in the fridge (a freakin beer!!)

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Let me be abundantly clear, any Irish-Bostonian who isn’t outwardly anti-racist/anti-imperialist is a fucking disgrace to our bloodline and shared experience

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Is this anything

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Sitting in the back of the MassArt commencement like I’m in witness protection and my estranged son is graduating

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pop punk rock band

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having a beer on the porch fit check

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3 years

Damn …

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Post nut clarity is OUT Post 9/11 clarity is IN

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Man what is this

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

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It’s a dance-off. Trump supporters vs Biden supporters...

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are you “half my cousins are cops” irish-american or “half my cousins dropped out of high school” irish-american

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me standing in my roommate’s doorway asking him to roll me a joint because pretty bitches don’t roll

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september vibes

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69 degrees in boston today

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@pitchfork

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@geppassina @yeehawgurl69 @gothtitty Weird brag

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Everyone is real critical of Jojo Siwa’s rebrand and like… why? She used to look like if a Lisa Frank Coloring Set gained sentience, it makes sense she looks like an Evil Neopet now. You guys need jobs!

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Just stepped into Lyft and the driver IMMEDIATELY changed the radio from Tyga to Man Overboard. So, yeah, I HAVE been racially profiled.

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