me in MA: damn Massachusetts is- SIKE boy you THOUGHT I would disrespect the Great Commonwealth of Massachusetts, I was born on the Red Line, my dad is the Bunker Hill Monument, I fuckin bleed Sam Adams, I proposed with a 2004 World Series ring, I fought in the Revolution, Mark W
Boston is great, the two most fun things to do are:
-walk around
-look at and gesture angrily to condos that stand on the ground of locations that used to mean something to you
Always wondered what it felt like on 9/11 when they didn’t know it was a terrorist attack until the second tower was hit, but then at work today I found one bathroom covered head-to-toe in piss, cleaned it, then found the next bathroom also covered head-to-toe in piss.
The Boston Globe saying the music scene in Boston is dead while never doing anything to help the venues taken from us by gentrification is real big “the only show I went to in Allston was Boston Calling” energy
He has neither the casual bravado of someone who habitually smokes in their own bed, nor the reverence and excitement for the rare pleasure of smoking cigs inside. He’s in the Uncanny Valley of indoor smoking, like only smoking cigs at frat parties.
Lemonade kid asked me “regular or pink”. At $1 a cup, there might as well be options. That’s Somerville for you. Passed an old man wheeling in his barrels shirtless in jeans and chucks while Alex G type band is practicing on their porch while I’m typing this. Fruits of life etc
I love it when Bostonians feign like they don’t know that the city’s image is racist when every Boston movie is about racist Irish and It*lians. Have you seen a Boston movie about Cape Verdean experience? Vietnamese? They’re all Markie Mark Cop Porn Movies.
MGM Music Hall Fenway bravely answers the question: what if you had to go through airport security run by Emerson College freshmen so you can pay $20 for a domestic in a venue with two balconies but fewer bathrooms than a dive bar?
Jill is a democrat, who waited for me to be the one to register her as a Republican.
We met at the Orange County Registrar of Voters.
-1 (🔵) +1 (🔴) = net gain of 2
Welcome to the Republican Party!
We would be such good friends. Anyone who has watched The Departed with me knows how hard I go during that scene. Ayo if you are in town and watch to watch The Departed I’m in Brighton and my place has a large tv with surround sound. Ayo I have two mini fridges filled with good
guy fully decked out in celtics apparel next to me on the bus scrolling through his IG explore page that is only celtics memes and half-naked models and is sending every post he sees to a group chat. Cs in 7.
I don’t know what will happen first, me coming out to my family about being queer or me coming out to my queer friends about loving the New England Patriots
Let me be abundantly clear, any Irish-Bostonian who isn’t outwardly anti-racist/anti-imperialist is a fucking disgrace to our bloodline and shared experience
Everyone is real critical of Jojo Siwa’s rebrand and like… why? She used to look like if a Lisa Frank Coloring Set gained sentience, it makes sense she looks like an Evil Neopet now. You guys need jobs!