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uncle corndog

@xscorndogx

3 months

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uncle corndog

@xscorndogx

2 years

do NOT eat the ihop salmon

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“YO IF YOU GOT HEALTH INSURANCE THEN FUCKING PROVE IT” is the hardest mosh call I’ve ever heard in my life

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1 year

I’ve never seen a higher quality version of this and frankly the artifacts and bad crop make it funnier

Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃

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qrt with your favorite Simpsons meme

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3 years

was watching some gg strive videos n ended up drawing ⁦ @Sajam ⁩ as a warmup!

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@literallysofie AGE OF CONSENT??? FIRST TIME???

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5 years

>cream pouring out of it's body

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Gigantamax Alcremie has resistance to physical attacks due to the cream pouring out of its body, which hardens when subjected to impact. Fairy-type moves used by Gigantamax Alcremie will change to G-Max Finale, healing all Pokemon on its side while dealing damage to foes.

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5 years

@Viiperfish It's just a sketch bc I'm at work BUT

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@SheRatesDogs I felt my eyes glaze over after I saw how much there was to read after the first screenshot

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3 months

@weapxngxrl this tweet woulda been way less weird (but still stupid) if it was flipped

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5 years

@exfatalist @redditships hey siri how do you ban someone from existence

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2 years

@oiseaurebelle__ @OfficiallyVex_ Yeah but I’m not taking no chances

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11 months

@maximilian_ someone called something Bo Rai Cho did a “meaty fart” and that was probably as FGC lingo as FGC lingo could get to someone who barely knows anything (me)

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@SheRatesDogs

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5 years

@replyguys_txt

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2 years

@JoJoThaMoFo 😳

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6 months

@zuzofait you unlocking the door is so fucking funny 😭

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@dmndeyes people annoyed by dancing are so interesting to me

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5 years

@redditships "Ahh my poopy"

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5 years

@redditships would've walked in the house like

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1 year

the hardcore scene’s incessant pocket watching has to be one of the most annoying things like why are you mad I have a car that works or someone else got gifted cool music equipment from their parents

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2 years

@SoSimpL_ @pekosikos @lackingsaint how much are they paying you to eat their dick on twitter

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5 years

@ProZD If you're not going apeshit on the ends of it you're really not doing it right

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3 years

@zackfox pinky ring looking like one of these

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5 years

@SheRatesDogs I have a PAINFUL need for context

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2 years

@unrooolie chair was like “nah”

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@guyinthereply

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@TheMightyBoos @jasonn_trann @masterflexmike

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6 years

also @iamtxmusic is good all the mf time

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2 years

how you gon live life n not be a little silly :/

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4 years

@EYE_CL @berleezy he played project qt and his whole brain chemistry got fucked up 🤧

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5 years

@RaineyOvalle

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@Sajam

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10 months

@bakusatsukyouu this makes me even more mad somehow LOL

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3 years

@BENBALLER @richbrian the way you made this your pfp so quick 😭

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2 years

why did this blow up I hate myself for posting it

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10 months

you mfs are not real veggie enjoyers if you can’t just eat a hunk with salt and pepper and enjoy it

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3 years

I have NEVER in my life seen ANYONE eat tomatoes like this. Is this really a thing? Salt and pepper? A steak, sure. But tomatoes? 🤔

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2 years

@faithwithanf literally aquatic boogers

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@KBradJStorm @Sony Sony sending you that pw

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3 years

@kennybeats idk why he scribbled your last name out like we don't already know it's beats 🙄

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5 years

@redditships

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2 years

@ptapapi WOULDNT IT BE NICE!!!!!!! 😡

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@briskide @redditships

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5 years

@redditships

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2 years

@Xgrapefr00tX LITERALLY SAME I was like “damn where y’all work at”

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2 years

@Thundercat bladder connected to tha wifi

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8 months

lol

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8 months

having hiccups while eating potato chips got me so anxious

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5 years

@RaineyOvalle "what?" "WHET?"

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4 years

@steeltoedheelys I hate this man thank you

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1 year

@NEPHEWRXK “when you stop cheating” why did you even ask lmfaoooo

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2 years

@A_Zedig_Diboine PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAY

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2 years

a dude on tinder asked me if I wanted to critique his onlyfans and like… what am i supposed to say if I do lmfao like “needs more balls”???? “It’s giving wiener???”?????????

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7 months

@jimmygunawanapp why would you say that lol

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5 years

@redditships him: I love my girlfriend shitty OP:

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6 months

@NikeScarKyle he was right booting that mf I’m afraid

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2 years

getting top from a metalcore fan call that the acacia brain

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No band named HAWK TUAH yet 🤔

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3 years

Portrayal of Guilt is actually nuts

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3 years

@BillRatchet all this shit got the exact same color scheme wtf

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2 years

smoking on that atiana pack

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5 years

@MikeeKhoury you rn

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9 months

I have a washer! I will do it again!!!!

Yeah Mo!

@flwrchldtweets

9 months

The phrase “outfit repeater” is so crazy. Bitch I’m wearing my clothes!

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@waifukells @ALLB47ANCED @jewe1111 silence, pink nipple owner.

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@GeraLares @itotweets_ @maximilian_

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6 years

@hotGlossed tbh seeing your drawings of mouths makes me feel better about having big ol lips

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3 years

@chaboidavidhogg @davis_lunch say you're lying rn

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@maximilian_

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4 years

K.K. Burning Desire To Draw Last Breath

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4 years

had to draw a lil gravy

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@peasant_studio every time I see this choreo I gotta watch at least 5 times over to watch a separate person every time

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5 years

when my joycons get drift-itis and I ain't even do anything wrong

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5 years

@SheRatesDogs he's gonna WHAT

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2 years

breaking edge just so I’m not associated with the most annoying caucasians ever spawned on earth

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2 years

I’ll kms right now on the spot

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5 years

@replyguys_txt Excuse me WHAT

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@redditships

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8 months

@liliuhms I’m such a knick knack truther but moving them all makes me want to invite a bulldozer into my home

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1 year

went outside

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2 months

fellas is it gay to become newly educated on ongoing issues

nate

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2 months

not sayin glazer venue in the right at all but I do think it’s funny how niggas on this app tryna make others feel bad on some pedestal shit like it hasn’t been at the same spot the past few years now, where was this energy then?

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@xscorndogx

5 years

@redditships the hurt in the replies

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@xscorndogx

2 years

interesting take coming from this band

counterparts

@counterparts905

2 years

respectfully quit fucking bitching crybabies ur all terrible aren’t u like 30+? grow up

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3 years

@BaldNTatted76 this you?

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@xscorndogx

3 years

if your band doesn't have at least two of these y'all probably suck: - bald/balding or abnormally long hair - fat guy - member who moshes during their set when their duties aren't needed - hyperactive weirdo and/or out of pocket twitter user - guy who never speaks

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