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BITCOIN MAXIMALIST, SELF-CUSTODY ADVOCATE (NOT YOUR 🔑- NOT YOUR 🧀), STRENGTH TRAINING, MARRIED TO @XPUG_WIFE , DAD

St Louis, MO
Joined January 2021
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250 STRICT PRESS PR
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6 months
GRAYSCALE SOLD 600 FUCKING MILLION WORTH OF BITCOIN TODAY AND THE PRICE IS THE SAME I AM FEELING RATHER… BULLISH
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6 months
Bitcoin is at 56k and nobody gives a fuck dude I haven’t been contacted privately by ANYONE Unreal😂😂😂😂
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3 years
Bag secured
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7 months
HOLD UP - LET ME FUCKING GET THIS STRAIGHT? BLACKROCK OWNS A SHITLOAD OF BITCOIN THEY NEVER HAVE TO ACTUALLY GIVE TO YOU. THEY ALSO GET PAID FEES FOR YOU TO GET “EXPOSURE” TO THEIR BITCOIN. THEY NOT ONLY HODL BITCOIN BUT YOU IDIOTS ARE PAYING FEES TO HELP THEM HODL BITCOIN!
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1 year
IF YOU SELL BITCOIN RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF THE BINANCE NEWS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS YET BINANCE GETTING SUED IS MEGA BULLISH FOR #BITCOIN
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3 years
I feel no different about 29k than I do about 64.9k. Bitcoin will win. Price in fiat doesn’t matter.
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2 years
1 bitcoin is enough and I’m tired of acting like it’s not
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5 months
Me at Thanksgiving/Christmas later this year when #Bitcoin is 6 figures
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2 years
Bitcoin not being 250k right now is hilarious
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6 months
BOYS!!! JOE GETS IT ONE OF US ??
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3 years
I’m not gonna bring up #Bitcoin at #Thanksgiving Last time I saw these people, it was at $10,000 and they told me I’m being too risky lmfaooooooo
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2 years
We all shit on gold but if bitcoin didn’t exist, we’d be goldbugs. Don’t lie to yourselves. We’d be the ones saying “SILVER IS SHIT LMAO”
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IF YOU ARE BITCOIN ONLY, I WANT TO FOLLOW YOU DON’T LET ME DOWN AND TURN TO CRYPTO ALSO DON’T REPLY IF I ALREADY FOLLOW YOU, FUCKIN’ RETARDS RESPOND IF YOU ARE BITCOIN ONLY AND WANT A FOLLOW
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3 years
JACK MALLERS TIPPED ME BITCOIN THROUGH TWITTER THIS AIN’T A DRILL BOYS IT JUST GOT REAL
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3 years
Text from mom. I’m fucking dead🤣☠️
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5 months
My little buddy is going down for her scope. Hopefully they find something easy to fix. Send love and prayers!
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3 years
Marrying my fiancé tomorrow. She’s 22 and I’m 25. Getting started on life early. Just in time for price discovery LFG!!!
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5 months
My wife and I welcomed our first child, a daughter, at 4:23am Central Time on March 7th, 2024. Bitcoin Block Height - 833,558 We are so blessed! Zero complications. This baby and its momma are absolutely perfect 🧡
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2 years
How shitcoiners look when they’re arguing which shitcoin is best
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2 years
Wife and I are going to see TOOL with some of my friends tonight. Gonna be awesome! Any TOOL fans on bitcoin Twitter?
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2 years
Filing taxes for my wife and I in a few minutes. Guess who won’t be paying capital gains tax because he didn’t sell any bitcoin 🤟🏻😎🤟🏻
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3 years
If you aren’t a wholecoiner, you’re gonna be fine. 0.1 #Bitcoin is gonna be an incredibly potent amount of money. Quote me.
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3 years
My net worth in dollars is down more than most people make in a year. Do you see me panicking and wanting to sell? FUCK NO I am buying more. Same thing happens every significant drop from ATH. All the true plebs are in the same situation. Learn from them. #Bitcoin
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3 years
Barry’s wife has a boyfriend
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3 years
Am I the only one who reads PoS as “piece of shit” before realizing they’re trying to say Proof of Stake?
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4 months
Insurance decided to not cover my daughter’s hospital stay. 6 figures lmao. Gonna fight them but insurance in the US can GO FUCK THEMSELVES. Bitcoin will abolish private insurance (hope, not necessarily speaking it as fact)
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2 years
Wife just casually dropped that she paid double our mortgage this month when she knows better😂 Fucking bitcoin dipped hard and she still did that shit. Lord give me strength.
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2 years
Jesus > Bitcoin
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5 months
Welp, we are being admitted overnight. They did a full sepsis work up and are doing IV antibiotics until the test results come back. She’s more jaundiced than when we left the hospital after my wife gave birth. They think the choking could be related to that. More prayers?
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5 months
My 4 day old daughter choked on some breast milk while feeding about an hour ago and stopped breathing in intervals of 5-10 seconds at a time. Her face went purple every time. We called 911 and are now at a children’s hospital. She’s fine right now, but that feeling is awful.
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5 months
Thank you to everyone for the prayers for my daughter after our 23 day NICU stay. We are home!!! They sent us home with a super nice continuous pulse ox monitor
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3 months
I can tell you guys one thing. I will absolutely be critical of people like Breedlove. No shame. He is disgustingly self-righteous and claims a moral high ground - not to be trusted. Bitclout, OnlyFans girlfriend? Left his family? What else do you guys need? Dude’s fiat af.
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5 months
Fed her from a bottle twice today with no oxygen desaturation. We are cautiously optimistic 🧡
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1 year
Greenpeace may be retarded, but this skull is fucking SICK
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6 months
Life is fucking euphoric for me right now. 1. I am about to become a dad 2. Relationship with wife is amazing 3. I am physically stronger than ever 4. Bitcoin is ZOOMING 5. Hit highest rank in Pokémon GO PvP😆
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6 months
Dude if I don’t follow you and you’re a bitcoin maxi just let me know and I’ll get to it
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2 years
What if the markets just realized bitcoin was a better bet than the stock market and we went to 250k in 2 months?
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6 months
“Not everyone has money to invest” FUCK THAT DO YOU EAT EVERY MEAL FROM HOME? DO YOU HAVE A HUGE CAR PAYMENT WHEN YOU COULD BE DRIVING A CLUNKER? DO YOU WORK EXTRA SHIFTS EVER AT WORK? NO? YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES ON YOUR OFF DAYS?? YOU HAVE MONEY AND I USED MINE BETTER!!!!
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5 months
Requesting an additional month off work through a non-FMLA leave of absence. HR said all I need to do is fill out the paperwork and I’m golden🧡
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2 years
YEAH BRO I’VE GOT 0.1 BITCOINS LOL I AM KIND OF A BIG DEAL
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3 years
I’m 24 and the only thing I can think about is retiring and being a full time family man. That’s what I want. Maybe it’s not possible yet, but it will be someday!
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1 month old! We are so thankful to be home. Baby is doing SO GOOD! It’s hitting momma all at once though and she’s been pretty down in the dumps… send some prayers and love for @xpug_wife during this tough time of new motherhood🧡
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Current physique at 336.8 pounds (152.8kg) and 6’2” (1.88m) Day 1 of carnivore diet after eating for strength for 2 years straight. Got strong… also got fat😂 Posting for support from the bitcoin maximalists 💪
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3 years
This is so embarrassing
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5 months
Didn’t find anything too bad down there and she’s ZONKED now from the anesthesia. They have her on a baby CPAP and she was almost intubated. They injected part of her larynx near her vocal cord and they think that *may* help. Speech therapy is gonna work with her tomorrow.
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My little buddy is going down for her scope. Hopefully they find something easy to fix. Send love and prayers!
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My 4 day old daughter choked on some breast milk while feeding about an hour ago and stopped breathing in intervals of 5-10 seconds at a time. Her face went purple every time. We called 911 and are now at a children’s hospital. She’s fine right now, but that feeling is awful.
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2 years
I am ready for these big announcements to have literally zero impact on the price of bitcoin WHO’S WITH ME??
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1 year
Bitcoin can go from $28,000 to $300,000 as fast as $3500 went to $69,000.
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3 years
Lebanon is devaluing its currency 93% to get a bailout from the IMF and none of you are talking about it. Imagine if your country did that out of the blue and didn’t let you withdraw your money. You would be VERY thankful if you owned #Bitcoin right now!!
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Bitcoin you dumb motherfucker
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So far, only 1 country in the world uses #crypto as legal tender. Just the beginning.
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Most people live paycheck-to-paycheck and cannot afford to buy #Bitcoin It’s nice to want to orange pill everyone, but you can’t make everyone live within their means to actually be able to purchase some Bitcoin. Both coworkers I’m with tonight NEED their next paycheck.
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IF YOU ARE SINGLE, UNMARRIED, AND YOUNG… NOW IS THE TIME TO USE ALL EXCESS FUNDS ON #BITCOIN NO EXCUSES
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So fucking glad I was smash buying whenever #Bitcoin was 5-8k. I was so fiat poor at the time but it’s so fucking worth it. Such a massive relief. That’s how you newbies will feel about 19-22k - I guarantee it.
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2 years
Lmfaoooo Ricardo Salinas hit that other billionaire with the “bitcoin not crypto”
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2 years
When you tell normie people you’ve spent $40,000+ on bitcoin in about 4 years they look at you like you’re nuts. That’s not even a lot lmfao… they’re too busy buying new cars and partying to have any extra money.
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2 years
Hello if you have bitcoin only in your profile then I wanna follow. Who am I missing?? RT plz I need more plebs in my life
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4 years
I work with a girl who has 40k USD in her checking account doing NOTHING. Why do these people sit on that kind of money and do absolutely nothing with it?
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3 years
WIFE GOT ME THIS FOR CHRISTMAS LMFAOOOO
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3 years
I fucking love dips because it shows who has zero conviction
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Idk about you guys… but I simply CANNOT wait to watch this guy on the next Squawk Box
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1 year
This is the most retarded shit I’ve ever heard
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8 months
Welp my wife is 30 weeks pregnant and thinks she’s having contractions… she’s sick right now with something (flu maybe) and infections can potentially cause preterm labor. We are going to the hospital now… pray it’s nothing 🙏
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I’m a nurse. Lots of you know this by now. So far, I’ve personally taken care of ~10 bankers when they’ve been in the hospital. Naturally I strike up conversation about #Bitcoin All I’m gonna say is they have no fucking idea what’s coming.
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Class of 2014+ are smart for having >5 bitcoin. Class of 2018+ are pretty lucky to have 1 bitcoin. Class of 2022+ are going to be extremely lucky to have 0.5 bitcoin. See the trend?
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Baby time fellas! Wife’s BP is high so the doctor is sending us over to the unit to get the induction started!
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IF YOU DON’T HAVE 0.21 BITCOIN YET, NOW IS THE TIME TO DO IT GET A CHUNK OF HISTORY WHILE YOU CAN
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6 months
I only stacked about a quarter of a bitcoin last year. I feel SICK.
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4 months
6 years ago, I was HEAVILY investing into Bitcoin. Just now, my wife and I watched this commercial during the NBA playoffs. Truly surreal feeling… @xpug_wife said she never thought I’d be so right, but here we are with our newborn watching this.
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3 years
61k is cool but have you ever felt this right about anything in your life?
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2 years
Most people who are super pro electric vehicle cannot tell you how the electricity to charge said vehicle is generated
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11 months
Nobody I know IRL has continued to buy #bitcoin since the drop from ATH. I’ve almost stacked another full coin since then. I have been non-stop grinding while the normies are buying useless shit. When will they learn?
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3 years
Married! First order of business is carbs!
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3 years
I have imposter syndrome sometimes. Like, I clearly understand Bitcoin more than 99% of people on this planet. I know that. But then you mother fuckers keep blowing my mind and I feel stupid compared to you. Bitcoin is… humbling to say the least.
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3 years
We got the house, boys!! Time to make Bitcoin babies 🤣
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3 years
I think a lot of you guys misunderstand what Strike is. It’s a way to exchange fiat through the bitcoin lightning network. It’s innovation is that it uses lightning to transfer fiat-to-fiat instantly. It’s incredibly potent in our fight against central banks.
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3 years
Cycles are clearly gone. Very dead. Far too many of the rich have been exposed to the greatest asset to ever exist. We will likely have regularly irregular 50% drawdowns until we hit a stable $5,000,000 per bitcoin. Buy hourly, daily, weekly, monthly. Whatever you can do.
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OK EVERYBODY PLEASE LISTEN UP I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT TIP WRITE LEGIBLY WHENEVER YOU WRITE YOUR SEED WORDS I REPEAT: WRITE LEGIBLY WHENEVER YOU WRITE YOUR SEED WORDS #BITCOIN
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1 year
Jack Mallers always delivers. May God have mercy on the two ignorant fools asking him questions.
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5 months
When tf did bitcoin maximalist twitter become $MSTR twitter? Come the fuck on guys???
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3 months
Remember when we said 9k is boring? Now we are saying the 60k range is boring. Soon, we will be saying 200k is boring. You get the point I’m trying to make?
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The most fiat thing about me is how much I eat and how heavy I am. On Tuesday, I’ll have a home gym. It’s time to overcome my demons.
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I swear this is 90% of people in my life. I have no back injuries because my back is battle-hardened from suffering through multiple deadlift sessions. Most fucked up my back has ever been? I wasn’t doing deadlifts regularly. I was a weak-backed BITCH.
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OUR ENEMIES ARE JUST FUCKING RETARDED LMAOOOOOOOOOOO THIS TWEET IS SUCH A HUGE DUB FOR US🤡
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2 years
Next big step will literally be all exchanges stopping withdrawals of bitcoin. You’ve been warned.
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6 months
Bitcoin maximalists doing their best to avoid anything related to shitcoins
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My parents would shit if I told them I’m down their old yearly salaries in a week’s time. Meanwhile, I bought more ☠️ #Bitcoin
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Baby is home safely. Mom and baby are doing great! Hospital food in the cafeteria was so wildly unhealthy. Fucking carbs everywhere and basically no meat. Back on the ribeye grind today!
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Bitcoin maximalists honestly just want a better money for everyone on Earth. We believe #Bitcoin is the answer for the best money. Fix the money? Fix the world. That’s it. Don’t overcomplicate us.
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Normie world is super funny. Elon’s board was so greedy they sold their #bitcoin at a loss. Meanwhile I’m down 6 figures, some guys on here are down 7 or 8 figures… and we are buying, laughing, and trolling idiots for selling😂 I love us!
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2 years
Wife just paid off the last of her student loans at 22 years old. Now neither of us have them! Fuck the education system! Fuck loans! Fuck the system! LFG!
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2 years
The most bitcoin thing ever to happen right now would be for it to shoot right back down to $38,000
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2 years
I’m so dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Dear @Ledger , Your leaks from 5ish years ago FUCKED ME. I had to move to a different city because your shit company leaked my: Name, Email, Home Address The repercussions of your terrible security is still getting me annoying spam messages THIS MUCH LATER! GFY, xpug.HODL
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2 years
I don’t even know what to say
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2 years
I’ve started to read the Bible in its entirety. I’ll be occasionally posting thoughts on what I’ve read.
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3 years
I’m 24. I have a bachelor’s of science in nursing. I’ve been into bitcoin since January 2018 and it’s completely changed my life. I graduated from nursing school in may of 2018. Is there hope for me having a bitcoin related job someday? Or does my degree just not add up?
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We’ve been told countless times by multiple people in our lives to wait to have children. I’m 27 and my wife is 24. We are expecting our first baby in March. I’ve never been one to take much stock in anyone’s opinion besides the people in my life that matter.
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5 months
Just a normal 24 hours in #Bitcoin The maxis aren’t sweating
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1 year
Fucking based
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2013: #Bitcoin is for nerds 2023: #Bitcoin is a threat that can destroy all money as we know it
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