🪷Cap. Frodo da Chainsaw Pirate @xochiPTX Twitter profile

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Thanks for playing #AnimalCaucusTrivia with us! Please add up your MONIES, and post the TOTAL in the REPLIES of this tweet. (Mention if you had a PERFECT GAME)

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3 years

@Acosta The chyron writer hates him 🤣

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@RonFilipkowski "...only if it's from a certain color palette " They ran out of room 🪧 🤷🏻‍♀️ Making anybody carry a fetus to term against their will, is a cruel and unusual punishment. #AbortionRightsAreHumanRights #AbortionIsHealthcare

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@LakotaMan1 No there isn't, all the characters were born in the Middle East . Also, Jesus was a socialist! 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@ajayrochester @FBILosAngeles I understand the fear, but if you really want to report this, use the FBI site FBITwitter will ignore you .

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@OccupyDemocrats There is nothing shocking about Jessie Waters being racist! That's the reason he was hired . Murdock needed someone to fabricate outrage for their klanny audience 🤷🏻‍♀️

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2 years

@natsechobbyist @WoodrowForCO 😂🤣 The replies are breaking my heart, though . Twitter needs a sarcasm font 😩

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My dear smartypantses and shenanigans peeps, Some not so good news. Frodo has a very advanced glaucoma in one eye. The eye needs to be removed. Operation is this Thursday. He has some labs on Monday. I am not okay, I've been in denial all this past week. Frodo is 14.

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2 years

@joncoopertweets Hakeem Jeffries! . #JeffriesForSpeaker #Jeffries4Speaker

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4 years

@bunsenbernerbmd @ZedScience I made this one out of Beaker content, hope it's okay

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3 years

@dog_rates That smile of pure bliss! Like SUPER BOOP! 💙😭💙

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@J_Mei21 I just saw this one, and let me say, this lady is my hero now!

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1 year

@MarkHamill This is the way! #SlavaUkra ïni 🇺🇦

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3 years

@MattGertz 😬 Since #PedoGaetz is trending again, I'm plugging this meme. Hope it helps (?) 😂

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2 years

@FLOTUS Thank you both for working to heal our wounded Nation ❤️‍🩹🤕

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2 years

@RajaGili @IAPonomarenko Is there a way to buy these internationally?? . Asking for my stamp collecting self !! #SlavaUkraini

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2 years

@catturd2 Dishonorable discharge is NOT a Marine, and Trumpy Dumpty had two years. He released 5000 taliban terrorists instead.

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3 years

@USUNSpox Don't forget these Russian operatives:

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@jackeparrock Wow! When I think Zelenskyy can't impress me more... #SlavaUkra ïni

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3 years

@BeaglesResist @chris_notcapn She did say she wanted to get it. I'm not impressed. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #GetTheVaxx #WearAMask #StopTheWhine

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3 years

@AdamParkhomenko He was planted! I'm sooo glad Biden went after the insulin prices !!

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3 years

@johnpavlovitz Without a doubt:

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@dog_rates Oh no! A 2319?? Poor Apollo!! *sends hugs and moisturizing lotion*

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2 years

@RonFilipkowski Tax all religious orders and churches! #TaxTheChurch .

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4 years

@MeCookieMonster And just like that, Cookie Monster became my spiritual leader! ❤🍪❤

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@drphiliplee1 😂🤣 Level A trolling, Ukrainian farmers for the win!!

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3 years

@SwaggieMallows @dog_rates Points for style!

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@grocerieswegner @OrganizerMemes 😂

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@JortsTheCat Free Jorts!

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2 years

@POTUS Happy New Year Mr. President! #HappyNewYear2023 #DarkBrandon

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4 years

@dog_rates The fact that she backed away to give herself running distance to break that barrier... that's applying some science to the whole spectacle Kudos!!

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3 years

@dog_rates OSCAR! Humans are very silly! Good dogs hump everything 🤷🏻‍♀️ ❤🧡💛💚💙💜 Happy Gotcha Day

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2 years

@0liviajulianna @SFLAction Exactly! Also this:

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2 years

@hiitaylorblake I don't want to alarm you, but I love Emmanuel! Look at that face! #EmmanuelDontDoIt

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2 years

@Angry_Staffer 😂 The got his passports during the search... 🤣🤣 Hillary is prolly on this phone tree:

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1 year

This weekend, Frodo celebrates his Sweet 14 !! 🎊🎉🥳 Happy Birthday my baby boy 💙 🥰 #BirthdayBoy

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3 years

@marceelias Marc please! I don't want my family's personal information in the hands of White Supremacist Domestic Terrorists!!! 😤 This has my anxiety levels way up! (Tell me if there's something me, a layperson, can do to help) 😔

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2 years

@joncoopertweets Heartbreaking that the children in our Country are forced to have these discussions!! #BanAssaultWeapons #ItsTheDammedGuns

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2 years

@RonFilipkowski @Martina Good luck surviving without blue states' money . 😂🤣 These people?

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3 years

@ProjectLincoln @WarnockWarrior More money for his attorney fees.

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8 months

@Acyn This is f*cking ridiculous. This syphilitic melting cheeto shouldn't be a candidate for any Office. #DementiaDon #TrumpIsNotWell

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2 years

@radiokaos666 I remember this from the 2020 election!! 💙 Let's have a repeat!! 💙 Get out to your polling place and dance 🕺💃 that #VOTE 💙 #ElectionDay #VoteBlueToday

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3 years

@dog_rates Eleven years ago, Frodo's new chompers accidentally pierced my big toe. I truly think he understood he hurt me when he saw all the blood. He became so careful afterwards. He's a very gentle soul. 🥰

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@duty2warn Do NOT give up without getting out the vote! California was a good dry run. NOW Virginia and @TerryMcAuliffe !! Then 2022 MIDTERMS!! . #VoteOutTheGOP #VoteThemAllOut2022

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2 years

@PalmerReport True. Caption this:

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4 years

@TheOvalPawffice @FLOTUS Champ and Major! 🥺

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@dog_rates ROCKY !! You need to make them understand, you're only protecting your humans from those pesky digital squirrels! 🚫🐿🚫

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@KenPaxtonTX TEXAS will vote BLUE in November! . #BlueTsunami

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@dog_rates Frodo wants Iroh to get all the cookies for being so brave at the Vet!

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1 year

@anno1540 None of those cowards have the guts to visit Ukraine . Unlike President Biden, who did. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #BidenHarris2024

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3 years

@Angry_Staffer I just read President Obama's tweet, and now Mrs. Obama... this made me very sad 💔 Bo rest in peace OTR🌈

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1 year

@dog_rates @dog_feelings @thefarmersdog The bag says: "Sir Douglas" 🥹💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

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2 years

@sandibachom It's a nothing burger of a private company making decisions about its terms of service.

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2 years

@BillyBaldwin @elonmusk How about a meme? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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4 years

@IfBarack @CPAC Yup, the most canceled cancellation of all cancellations, at an event... What was it called again? 🤔

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3 years

@dog_rates Frodo says: Welcome to the Bark Side!

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2 years

@joncoopertweets I just got this meme: 😂

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4 years

@seanhannity I really don't care

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2 years

@CalltoActivism "Hell is empty, all the devils are here" ~William Shakespeare . #GOPHumanTraffickingRing #GOPPedophiles

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2 years

@RpsAgainstTrump An orangutan! .

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@ThatEricAlper 🙄

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@dog_rates I DEMAND A RECOUNT! This proves nothing! How do we know Khan is merely cleaning pup after his human and taking the shoe to store it in it's proper place? I say, it's the human's fault for leaving shoes at ground level, I see no crime 🤷🏻‍♀️

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1 year

@mehdirhasan It was very nice of Molusk to bring all the MAGAts to the top of your reply feed. #BlockTheBlue

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1 year

@MerriamWebster Merriam Webster is one of the BEST follows on Twitter !!

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Frodo pupdate: He is currently double dog daring you to give boops (cone included with every purchase, no take backsies)

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3 years

@JoJoFromJerz @Acyn "I don't remember" Means 'Yes, that is exactly how it happened' 🤷🏻‍♀️

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3 years

@dog_rates SILO!! He said: "Ta da!"

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4 years

@Rschooley I just had this lovely mental image of RGB making closing arguments in front of the Pearly Gates and God listening entranced... She was an excellent juror and even more extraordinary person!

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2 years

@pope_brendictus Spot the difference. HINT: there is none 🤷🏻‍♀️ #GOPFascists #MAGATerrorists #MAGAIsOver #MAGA #fascists

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4 years

@hullbound11 @chrissyteigen It's a shame that many of us women think we should be ashamed to show aspects of our lives. Specifically that those things that men don't go through should be hidden away and never shown or spoken about 💔 my heart breaks for the chauvinism women uphold and defend

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3 years

@MattGertz Enjoy your vacay, not-congressman 😁

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3 years

@KatiePhang The judge will overlook it. In fact he might repeat it.

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10 months

@TizzyEnt @sherriematula They are #Hags4Hittler

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11 months

@dog_rates Freddie looks good in socks too! 💙

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3 years

@dog_rates Wait ✋ I just realized Hobbs is in fact an alligator!! 🐊

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2 years

@KariLake You need to update your LinkedIn "Janitorial experience"

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2 years

@JortsTheCat You are a very cute cat, with very cute toe beans! 🐾 🐾

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4 years

@goldengateblond @kayleighmcenany 😂 Oh the power of projection Trumpers are so whiny! . Kayleigh coming across like:

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@RpsAgainstTrump @MatthewSpira @gtconway3d Trump has no redeeming qualities. In my book, anyone willing to vote for him again, is morally corrupt. #BidenHarris2024

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2 years

@Number10cat You are so photogenic! My favorite one is "Larry inspecting the troops"

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4 years

@DevinCow OMG! You made it trend!💙🐮💙 In 'politics'?🤔😂

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3 years

@dog_feelings You're a sweet dog. Frodo would just eat it, and then look at me with his 'who me? I didn't do nothing!' face. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Exhibit 736372: Frodo in front of the kitchen waiting for something else to fall:

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Frodo Update: I just got a call from the puppy eye surgeon. Frodo is doing very well, his surgery was successful and he is now in recovery. I was told to pick him up in about 3 hours. He's a Pirate! 🏴‍☠️🐶🐾

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@ChucksPidgin Wait! Who's going after our Giselle? *takes off earings*** *rolls up sleeves*** 😤

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@Acyn *laughs in north korean*

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@Angry_Staffer

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2 years

A classless mob of morons is the base of the @GOP REVOLTING #January6thCommiteeHearings #GOPDomesticTerrorists #StopVotingForRepublicans

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Frodo pupdate: He spent a good night, wide awake (the meds??) so I couldn't have him on the bed with me last night. Woke me up crying this morning because he was lonely and as soon as I put him on the bed, he snoozed...

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6 months

Frodo Update: I just got a call from the puppy eye surgeon. Frodo is doing very well, his surgery was successful and he is now in recovery. I was told to pick him up in about 3 hours. He's a Pirate! 🏴‍☠️🐶🐾

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3 years

@dog_rates @kabosumama Happy Birthday 🎂 Kabosu! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 Please look at that smile!

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3 years

@NoLieWithBTC 👏👏👏👏

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@dog_rates MEATBALL !! He may call me whatever he wants tbh !! Look at that boopy nose !! 🥺 ñlaksjakamñlshzh ❤

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2 years

@dabbs346 Wait! Is Ooze saying his campaign doesn't speak on his behalf? That is some very bad managing on his part. And he wants to have the power to manage the making of our laws?? . #FettermanForSenate #FettermanIsTheBetterman .

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2 years

@benjaminwittes Clearly this is a Russian embassy or consulate. Where is it? #SlavaUkraine

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1 year

@bunsenbernerbmd We need the story book of Jason and Ginger with illustrations. 😸

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3 years

@briantylercohen Not surprised

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2 years

@dog_rates RIO! I protest his innocence! #CaseClosed *giggles in ALT text***

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4 years

@NYinLA2121 At Sarah Cooper trolling level

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3 years

@dogfather @15outof10 CEO Doug looks so proud! 🥺 Look at that smile! ❤

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@dog_rates Best boy award for Edgar!! 🏆 . Side note: We need to do better to make it possible for service animals to have access to every place their humans need to go! . #ServiceDogsAreAwesome #Accessibility