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🇹🇹🇨🇳// graphic designer

// south florida// $MeiFungC
Joined March 2015
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Me when my friends are sad and they’re closing themselves off
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driving in Florida is like: 🐊 | || | ______________ | 🚘 || | | YEEHAW | 🐊 | || | | JUNCTION | | || | |——————|
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@yyentaa I’m kind of obsessed
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Thanksgiving is only about loving the homies and reparations for indigenous people
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what it feels like to be a girl from florida
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The dude that loves joking about hating women is actually serious like I hope you know that btw
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Men’s humor really just is “haha rape”
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“You don’t owe anyone anything” “self care!” ok but we are all so detached and cruel to each other while feeling the pain of loneliness more and more with each day do you not see the correlation here
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My depression coming back unannounced after .2 seconds of me feeling decent for once @ThomasBeautyy
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@lexialemannn You know what’s even cuter? Not putting other women down
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If you see this guy in your neighborhood you know your rents goin up
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@xiaolongbitch_
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Meee
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@coldtakesonly Don’t forget this legend
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@xiaolongbitch_
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I think we gotta bring the Japan shutter sound thing to the states ASAP you are all weird
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Who Is TaRon?
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i just saw a pregnant asian for the first time
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@aznbrutalistgrl “As much as we’d like to stand in solidarity with those less fortunate, we don’t actually care”
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Men saying “white women” so they look cool and progressive and not like insane freaks who hate women on the whole not weird at all
@wapplehouse
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Bout to spend my lunch break in the mall parking lot scaring the shit outta whites ladies that have brainworms due to consuming too much true crime
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@MichaelSapir @maziehirono @realDonaldTrump The 2A was written before we had semi automatic guns and people still support the hell out of that. Your point?
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@derek_mafs @IlhanMN I mean, he’s a world leader. Should he really be this unprofessional and making us look like a mockery in front of the world? You guys never really care to think about the implications of his rants and raves
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Modern Baseball is a CIA psyop to keep people depressed
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@taylorparsons1 @JessiTheDolll THATS NOT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF
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We love 40 pounds of weight loss in this household 💕💕
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@SprinkleBearS It’s always the dude who’s posing in front of a car isn’t it
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Rocko’s Modern Baseball
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Doll Mode Mei 🧸
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Being proud of tech that will mainly be used for pedophiles and porn addicts is so sick in the head I really hope you people rot
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Dreaming Tulpa 🥓👑
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😂
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I can not believe Azealia Banks is making soap specifically for your asshole to make it look more toned when you do anal I’m shook. I wouldn’t be lying if I said I’d buy like 10.
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@amineesiriboe What even happened to Jovan
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@solardominant they couldn’t make her too overpowered
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mei 👍🏼
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What it’s like being a Florida girl
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🎃Jenny From the Spooky Block👻
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Tokyo Gore Police 2008🩸
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@FlowersxSilence @derek_mafs @IlhanMN Not saying it isn’t lmao it kinda is, I’m saying it’s not presidential and it makes America look kinda dumb in front of the rest of the world
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barbie princess but ugly
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wear ur friends merch
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:o) chubby girls r cute !
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lookin like fall
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A white man twice my age literally told me it was sexy that I was Asian because Asian women are too docile to fight back and “treat their men right”, so yeah “preference” is not as innocuous as you might think. There is violence behind that.
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Community and kindness to each other is dying so rapidly it’s genuinely so sad to me. Extreme individualism is not what saves us.
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@kaitlynvitug @creepyyeha_ Ariana literally sucks lmao culture vulture and can’t even pay independent artists and of course her stans are gonna stand behind this
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I heart fb marketplace
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I know a lot of people dunk on this movie for having basic feminist concepts that seem “obvious” but not everyone has read feminist theory or been introduced these ideas. I think it was a wonderful nudge for younger ladies and older ones alike!
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ASH 🌙
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imagine reducing a movie with the most heartbreaking/influential speech for women ever to a movie about “big boobs” like I’m so serious we need to find a way to reproduce without men
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yearning
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hot and also sexy librarian pilled
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Thursday Mei yet again
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@fatfemmfatale Every single year the whole family comes over and the conversation is always about how fat and disgusting I am for eating, while my brother is on plate number 4. It really sucks being “the fat one” especially when nobody sticks up for you, so thank u for this post legend!
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These spot the difference games are getting way out of hand ( @BibleGirl666 )
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beach beach beach !!
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It’s hot as fuck outside help
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I’m so soft wtf
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I am soooo soft
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As a society we have surpassed the need for male photographers who only take mid photos of naked women please switch careers we need electricians !!!!
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yo
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I got the job btw…
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If I get this new job I’m celebrating by gambling an egregious amount and it’ll be so fucking awesome
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No more hc discourse this is tired conversation what beverages have you been fucking with lately???
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Am I cute say yes
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13k likes of people who think of women as subhuman… awesome…
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Joseph 🕊️
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we gave women the vote and it only took them 100 years to ruin the western world
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what’s hip hop happenin
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@noxheav3n Gregor samsa pit
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going 2 do things
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quicky of @insiggybaby ! wish i could’ve gone to fest ❤️
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@noxheav3n
jeff 🙂
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Fallen God - Dismembered Thoughts and Memories out on all streaming through @blackheavenww Art by: @mortasustain Recorded with @nickybigballz at The Crypt Studios Mixed and Mastered by @brandanxlopez at Digital Ghost Audio Spotify link: Thank you.
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Which one of you was this
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Vampira
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@PeterXinping Why is this mans so jacked I-
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Ouchy
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POV you’re getting tatted and watching CEO
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I don’t know how to pose or look cute anymore oops
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Some of you will be going to every religious interpretation of hell
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God is Great
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That d!ćk hit different when u know his btch at home crying🤭
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And when the world needed him most he vanished
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@sahilmillu @MichaelSapir @maziehirono @realDonaldTrump That’s exactly my point! Most of these amendments were written forever ago and don’t account for modern times. You can’t champion for unlimited 2A and 1A rights yet ignore the 14th either. That’s just whack to meZ
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Were talking gender studies and these two incels are yapping about how women aren’t capable of being logical bro ur wearing polarized shades INDOORS with a puff sweater IN SOUTH FLORIDA
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chubby girl rights
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@erasmuse A professor who believes his female students are ruining academia lmaooo what is this the 1800s? Get help
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attempted to do cow print on my eyes and failed
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happy mei monday to all that celebrate
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Finally got my hair done yayy
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@abiduhhh What kind of mom lottery did you people win, can’t relate
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high art finally made a tik tok am i twendy
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@UrBoyMikeO @Crowdfiller @lexblohm Fun fact! The Catholic Church said it was an apple because when the sliced an apple (horizontally) it looked like a star like a pentagram so they said that apples were evil and that’s what eve ate.
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outside
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bday girl :o)
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hiiiii
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@xiaolongbitch_
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I for one think killing abusers is awesome as fuck
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gypsy isnt a bad person, but shes not a good person either & the way yall praise her scares me.
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mei on wednesday
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Oh this is gonna end so poorly
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Fidel Castro wearing joggers and converse our sk8r boi king
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@susannatorres35 If ur unbothered why do u keep tweeting about it,, chill and respect trans people and normalize asking for pronouns xo
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Yeah I’m dunking on bitches at the barcade (average lili main)
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i look happy
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@xiaolongbitch_
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I look fine as fuck today
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hello mei army
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also if u don’t believe in climate change or u support trump u aren’t allowed to interact w this post diskjdnfs this is empath only territory 🤧 also pls reach out if you’re feeling down ill love u
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@YakeBrohen
Whoodle Dad (METS + Bills LOVER 42069)
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I don’t think a single piece of band merchandise ever had the death grip on the music scene that this hoodie did
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goin places 👍🏼
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throwback to the best pictures anyone’s ever taken of me ever taken by @taaaabz
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